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wickedwitcheries 11 months
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Haha Brilliant! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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autumncottageattic 3 months
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This is a kind of magic I need in my life!馃槀 Love this show so much!
Bewitched聽is an American聽fantasy sitcom聽television series that originally aired for eight seasons on聽ABC聽from September 17, 1964, to March 25, 1972.聽It is about a聽witch聽who marries an ordinary mortal man and vows to lead the life of a typical suburban housewife.
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making-a-ru 1 year
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There are two types of witches; those who've licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp, and those who haven't.
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zgoodwitchbitch 2 years
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enchanting-jewel 2 years
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CAW CAW! ANSWER ME馃ぃ
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hermes-444 1 year
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serpuntine 1 year
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A list of jinxes:
May your bathroom sink only run hot if the shower is as well
May sand find its way into your bedsheets each night
May you always find a pebble in your sock after you've tied your shoes
May your pen die right after you place a new cart in it
May the outfit you want to wear always inexplicably be in the laundry machine
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electrocow 7 months
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I think one of my favorite things to say, especially at work, if I'm busy and something goes wrong or is taking too long to finish properly, is "awe shitfire!" And "piss'n'vinegar!" It always makes anyone around me laugh because Country(tm) but also it makes me feel like I'm jinxing the damned thing right back, or in certain cases, making Verbal War Water. Which. Albeit may not be a good thing. But it's definitely something to pay attention to because the same principle can be applied to say, protection or encouragement/strength! (For that one I say yee-fuckin-haw to draw, with the response of anyone around me being haw-fuckin-yee to seal it in)
You don't have to be so outright with it either, but your words do have power, so why not use it? I wish my customers to have a magical evening, and the servers to have someone fall in love and tip 100 bucks! Or to the people taller than myself who reach or read things for me "blessed be thine arms/eyes" as a way of thanks and a little bit of protection.
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confused-fluid 2 years
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Me after asking for the 100th time if it wasn't actually Apollon all along
The cards:
"FOR GOD'S SAKE, I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S LUCIFER!!! STOP!! IT'S NOT APOLLON!!!"
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wybielune 2 years
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When you ask the cards a question and they hit back with all that truth-
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sabrinaspellmanwannabe 9 months
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Witchy Meme for the day pt 2
(Not My Meme)
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brontelenoir-alarie 1 year
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Sometimes, when I need a little extra guidance, I use the lighter that stays on my altar to light a cigarette.
In the back of my mind I know there are some people out there that would clutch their pearls at the idea.
Moments like these, I'm reminded that I'm on the right path.
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zgoodwitchbitch 2 years
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