I imagine Doc has the worst habits known to mankind but since they are a doctor they somehow manage to stay decently healthy (that and they've come to depend on rinu a lot)

they continue to be Thee besties ever. number one duo spot in my mind!

did this in the bus

Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?

he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half

playfully provoking osamu by buying convenience store cup noodles and onigiri on your way back from work. he sighs every time he sees you with a white plastic bag in hand. “darlin’ ya know i can make ‘em homemade for ya right?” you hum, taking a bite out of the stale rice ball and begin to pour hot water from the kettle into your cup noodles. osamu holds a hand to his chest, gripping the material of his shirt. “right?” he looks constipated now, eye twitching. “please, angel, let me cook for ya”

I could only go up to my knees at the diving tower bc my tattoo on my back is still healing and the allure of the ocean depths was so enticing i cant wait to return to her completely

Fucked up magical healing is my passion because I basically have fucked up magical healing. I made a devil's bargain when I was born and I didn't take a single sick day during my K-12 career but my body is an active war zone.

if i catch anyone romanticizing rural life i will beat you to death with my hooves it FUCKING SUCKS here

L smokes from some maddeningly complex rig set up that is custom blown and nearly impossible to clean

while B is smoking pure microplastics from something like this

lmaoooo this guy thinks you can avoid microplastics ‼️‼️‼️ they have no idea microplastics are in our blood and the rain and our groundwater and the most remote parts of the ocean 🔥🔥🔥

Bruh this conditioner I got on sale has microbeads

"plastic cutting boards can get microplastics in your food!!" man i dont care. maybe if i learned this information 10 years ago when global temperatures werent at an all-time high id care but man i just dont fucking care anymore

NieLan trying so hard to be crunchy parents. Full organic homemade food, no dyes or artificial additives, zero screentime, handmade no plastic toys, pure cotton/linen clothing.

NieLan going from 100% crunchy with Jingyi to 50% with Jueying and back to 80% crunchy with the twins.

Lan Xichen is the one who decides that Jingyi doesn't need screen time aside from educational programming later on, mostly because he didn't watch much TV as a kid, but Nie Mingjue insists on the all-organic food and natural fibers for clothes. He read an article about babies being full of microplastics from their bottles and pacifiers, so nothing synthetic is allowed to come within five feet of baby A-Yi. All his bottles are made of glass, his pacifier is made of silicone, and his toys are all made of wood/cotton instead of plastic or polyester; later on, Wangxian follow some of that example with their small beans.

I just know he’s full of micro plastics