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I decided to watch Ewan Mcgregors filmography as I could last year because I had seen so little of it and mY GOD I couldn't believe how much nudity there is in his films lmao he's got like 80 something works and you writing out that ewan nudie list is just like "oh yeah ok def not a fever dream i really did see ewans balls in almost every 90s/2000s film he ever starred in"😂😂😂

Not a fever dream at all but it is a pure delight. 😂 He does have the highest number of films with his naked dick in it for an A list actor by a long shot. What I find particularly funny is that in more recent years, he’s been in more mainstream stuff like Nanny McPhee or Christopher Robin, so any newer or younger fans know him from that,Star Wars,and maybe Trainspotting if they’re a movie person. But the fact is McGregor became well known in the 90s as an indie actor precisely for roles like Trainspotting or The Pillow Book or Velvet Goldmine,which are all rated R and super low budget through small studios. What’s great is I think a lot of us delve into his older stuff at the same time,so I went through the exact same process as you a few years ago and watched all of his 90s and early 2000s stuff back to back and was like ?!???! Jesus Christ this man’s dick is in EVERYTHING?!????Which like —10,000 complaints but Ewan McGregor is a very famous,very well respected A list actor and it’s so shocking to watch his old filmography and it’s just dick!balls!dick!dick!gay sex!dick!more gay sex!

I have a lot of mad respect and positive opinions on this aspect of his acting though. McGregor was doing full frontal and gay sex scenes in the 90s when verrrrrrry few other actors would have been willing to do the same. Hell,most male actors still refuse full frontal nude scenes when McGregor has done, as we see from my very scientific list (ha) at least 7 or 8. Interviews with him on the subject & his many gay/bi roles are quite funny because he’s so chill and just like,no I’m not interested in men but I think it’s quite liberating and refreshing and I feel very empowered to be totally naked so it’s all good. I’ve always thought McGregor has this very unique visceral sensuality and physicality to him that I think is evident in his cleaner roles too,like Obi-Wan in Star Wars. Anyway Ewan McGregor fucks and I think it’s quite lovely he decided it’s totally cool that the rest of the world gets to know and see that too. 😂

TIFU by posting my own nudes on Snapchat.

This was last week. Recently, me and my bf have been going to therapy and our therapist suggested we be more intimate random times during the day. I’m fairly reserved as I have body issues so she suggested we both try this arrangement. Like take a slightly nude picture or send nsfw “I can’t wait to do ___ with/to you” kinda stuff. Which this was surprisingly working for both of us, sneaking in the naughty texts at work or a scandalous nudie pic here and there.

He works 10 hour days mon-fri and is usually tired when he gets home but I was feeling frisky and it was close for him to be getting off from work, so I went to Snapchat (the literal fucking bane of my existence) because I like some of the filters they have and began to take some very full frontal full body nudes, something I’ve never done before. But I was horny and I wanted him to be too, so I figured why not go all out. It boosted my confidence a lot to sit back and look at myself from the different angles I was taking, so I got a little too confident. I thought, I’ll send them all on Snapchat. Maybe add in a little “come get me” video at the end.

I’m pretty sure y’all can see where this is going. I accidentally bumped the My Story button at the top, his name was right below that in the best friends category. I was so worked up and soaring on my confidence boost that I didn’t notice. FOR 6 HOURS. I have over 30 friends on my Snapchat (including my fucking parents, god kill me now) who all regularly check out people’s stories, not a single god damn one of my friends tells me my nudes have been up for hours. My mom eventually gives me a call at about the 6 hour mark of my nudes being on full blast and asks if I was okay. I tell her a few times yes mom I’m great, I had a really good day today. And she keeps pressing at me until she finally says “well it sure seems like you had a good day, you posted your naked body on Snapchat, I thought you had more respect for yourself than that.”

I wish I could explain just how fast my face turned white. I had no more blood in my face whatsoever. I didn’t even explain myself to my mom I just hung up the phone and went to Snapchat to see that almost everyone I have on my friends list seen the nudes. I of course started freaking out, deleted the pictures and embarrassedly told my bf that he wasn’t the only one who got to see all of me today. Thankfully he knows it was an accident, and I explained everything I put in this post to him. Word of caution, don’t use Snapchat to take your nudes. Your mom could give you a call and tell you to have more respect for yourself and no one wants to go through that. Please kill me now lmao.

TLDR; I posted my nudes on Snapchat unknowingly for 6 hours and none of my “friends” informed me, it was my mother that told me after she seen it.

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Jan 15

Got to take a break yesterday and might continue this morning. The only task I have is rewriting my list of books and e-books I own so I don’t double up on something when out at the places with used books. 

It’s nice to only have to spend a dollar or two on something you think might be good and turns out to be a pice of shit. 

Of the ebooks I own there are one and a half I’d get in print should I find them- The Steven Universe Art and Origins because it really is meant for print and there’s too much having to zoom on the tablet, and Cured by Lol Tolhurst because that and I think Never Enough are the only two I don’t have in print. Hard copies of Never Enough are like stupid priced even for Cure books. 

If money and space wasn’t a thing I’d get more but it is so in electric form the study of fairy tales books shall stay. 

And if I’m out and about reading I do like that people don’t know I’m reading something naughty. The average woman doesn’t want the kind of people who would make assumptions about her reading a naughty adult book in public and come up and bother her about it.

A book/reading device means “don’t bother me” and some people just don’t get it. 

And I’m serious about someone telling Michael Sheen to sing Let Them Eat Cake. Anyone old enough to see The First Nudie Musical is missing something fun. Where do I find that, the yellow pages? There is full frontal nudity and simulated adult activities. And there’s Joy Full. 

Since everything is getting a reboot anyway... 

David Tenant shows up to audition on only the Doctor’s overcoat.

Thanks blog where I saw Tom Baker put a Doctor book out, I’ll look in to it. 

Art and writing and other creative things soon.

Those topless pics of Fakery are gross and creepy, a man with a wig, just to remember she's been on the nudie road from the start, she also has full topless and bare ass ever since back then.

I think it´s interesting that she posed for a few full frontal shots early on in her career as a model - but then JL came along and it all stopped.

Now she no longer poses for full frontals. The only “risque” pics we get are the Mexico Vogue kind where the nudity is “restricted”, or accidental runway flashings.

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