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Lupin's Punishment

Because he gave their treasure to Fujiko...again. Warnings for language.

"Are you telling us that you gave the treasure to Fujiko…again?!"

"Well," Lupin turned away from his partners and rubbed the back of his head. "She did ask nicely!"

"She asked nicely?" Goemon mocked. "That was three million dollars, Lupin! Did you get away with something more expensive? A treasure map? Please tell me that you didn't come back to us empty handed."

Lupin giggled nervously with a shrug. His partners deflated as they accepted that, yet again, Fujiko had duped their boss and friend into giving away not only Lupin's share, but theirs too. The anger set in as they gave each other a knowing glance.

Jigen asked, "So how are you gonna make up for it this time?"

"Aw come on guys!" Lupin took a step back, and they stepped forward. His nervous grin grew. "You know I pull through in the end! I already have plans for another heist now that Fujiko is running out of the country-"

"On the flight we were supposed to be on I'm sure," Jigen grumbled.

"-and it's gonna be a huge payout! All we gotta do is plan it out, get some supplies, pay off an informant, and we'll be leaving with pockets full of gold!" He threw out his hands, hoping the sell worked.

"...So we start over from the beginning…" Jigen started.

"But this time completely broke with the police aware that we are in the area," Goemon finished.

Lupin had not sold the idea.

He found himself protesting as they manhandled him to the ground and laid on either arm on both sides. "Guys guys GUYS wait, wait! We can talk this over like adults! Wait NO NO NOT THAT!" His entire body seized.

Jigen was digging into an exposed armpit while Goemon was on the other side doing the same. They had had enough and retaliation was in order.

"No NOHO no guhuhuhuys! Stahahap! NAHAT tihihickles! Nohoho tihihihickling! Iihi'm saHAHARRY! GUYS! NahahAHAHAT FAIR!" Lupin couldn't stop giggling for the life of him. He knew that he was screwed and couldn't hold still, squirming from side to side and accidentally encouraging his partners to explore whatever side was facing them.

"Was it fair to give all of our money to a woman who uses you because you let her?" It was hard to tell if Jigen was teasing or not. Unlike the very ticklish thief, his ticklers were rightfully annoyed and out for blood.

Or, well, laughs.

"ShihihiHEEEEET!" Giggling turned into squeals as their new target became Lupin's tummy. "NOT THERE NAHAHAT THAHAHAHAT! I'M SAHAHARRY!"

"You will be," Goemon promised. He was skillfully gliding his fingers over the shirt material under Lupin's jacket, going in circles around his navel. He kept following it as Lupin squirmed and yelled apologies, and when the shirt rode up he had no qualms about sticking the hand under and getting bare skin.

"NAHAHAHA! GOEHEHEHEEE! GAHAHAHAYS! AHA! HAhahahaHEE! GET OUT OF THERE! NahaHAT THEHEHERE! GOHAHAHA! STAHAHAAAA!" He was already going into hysteria. His legs started to kick about wildly, and each one was held down by Jigen and Goemon's own legs. Lupin was fully pinned and helpless.

Jigen was still poking around the pit, having given up on trying to get Lupin's neck. The thief had already licked his hand and was actively trying to bite his beard. So, Jigen let Goemon get his tummy and opted to stay around the armpit and rib area to keep Lupin cackling. "For each million we lost tonight Lupin, you're laughing for ten minutes."

"NOHOHOHOHO!"

"YES! I want to hear you apologizing. You have given that woman millions of our rightfully stolen money!"

"You mehehean MY mohohonehehehy! MY heheheists!"

"With OUR help," Goemon stuck his finger into the belly button and decided that he enjoyed hearing Lupin screech and squeal. He would stay here until he saw tears.

"Bros before hoes, man," Jigen said in disappointment.

"AHAHASSHOHOHOLES!"

"Now that's rich, insulting your partners after coming back empty handed."

"FUCK, FAHACK! AHAHAHA! SAHAHAHARREHEHEHAHA! SAHAHA! SAHAHARRY AHA! GAHAHAHA!"

Jigen tipped his hat back and leaned his face into the crook of Lupin's neck to blow a giant raspberry.

"WAAAAAAAH I'M SAHAHAHARRY! STAHAHAHAP! IHIHI'M SAHAHAHARRYYYY!" Lupin's face had turned red long before now, but tears were leaking from the corners of his eyes. He craned his neck until Goemon had the terrible idea of also sticking his face into Lupin's neck to blow raspberries with Jigen. They had to use one arm each to keep Lupin's pinned down, using their free hands to pinch and scribble all over the very ticklish torso. They took turns digging into the belly button, they coordinated hip attacks, they wriggled fingers up Lupin's shirt to attack his bare ribs and pits. They took turns blowing raspberries into his neck, blowing into his ears, nibbling at any spot they could reach. Jigen used beard nuzzles to make his partner squeal.

Lupin, unable to move an inch at this point, pointed his face to the ceiling and unleashed a hysteric screech as they latched onto his bare tummy for the remaining ten minutes he had. He did it again, and hiccupped through sobbing guffaws. They were going to tickle him to death. This was it. The great Lupin the Third, killed by his own partners. Every enemy would rejoice, Fujiko would be sad she couldn't tag along with Jigen and Goemon, Zenigata might be out for their blood before he dies a similar ticklish fate.

Lupin laughed and laughed, harder than he did in any tickle machine, because only his partners knew his worst tickle spots. The half hour felt like an eternity. Jigen periodically glanced at his watch to keep time and called Goemon off when it was up.

Lupin couldn't stop giggling even as his arms were freed, and he snuggled into Goemon's chest because Jigen was already trying to stand up to polish his guns.

They had to plan another heist, after all. This time with Zenigata on their heels.

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sideshow-cellophane-blog · 1 year

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Every question about Lupin Gang (+ Zeni) 🥺

BOI YEAH LETS GO Are you the same Lupin anon I've seen a few times? I love you haha! Most of these are inspired by canon tickles, but I added what I think would make sense!

1. Who has the cutest tickle laugh?

They ALL do. Buuuuut Goemon's is rarest, Lupin's is most contagious, Jigen has this higher-pitched tickle giggle that nobody expects out of him, Fujiko DESERVES to be tickled most because she's a lil shit so it's satisfying, and all four of them will tickle Zenigata just to get him to lighten up. Or cheer up. His tickle laugh is so cute.

2. What are their tickle spots?

Lupin - canonically everywhere? His neck and ears, hips, ribs, death spot is tummy. He can't take being tickled but he enjoys dishing it out. He has a canon tickle laugh that is bouncy and boyish

Jigen - Ribs, neck, thighs, hip bones where the thighs and waist meet. He has this sweet high-pitched giggle that just sounds happy.

Goemon - the back of his thighs is death spot, but also feet and generally legs. He's still learning how to laugh and be tickled so it's all over the place. He's prone to soft tickles most.

Fujiko - her entire body as seen in episode 1 lmao. The worst is her torso, namely ribs and sides. I also see her knees being a spot?

Zenigata - ARMPITS and upper ribs!! Those tickle scenes with him are exclusively pit tiggles!! Lupin KNOWS and TARGETS them EVERY. TIME. And you get him giggling immediately over his entire freaking coat and shirt, imagine how bad feathers on skin would feel??? I also see him having a very ticklish chin, hips, and sides.

3. Who is ticklish in unusual places and where would that be?

Lupin's ears, neck, and collar bone. Zenigata has made him laugh by just breathing on the areas.

Jigen's chin and, I'm gonna say, the sides of his knee pits.

Goemon's odd spots, like right beneath his butt.

Fujiko is SUPER ticklish on the tops of her feet

Zenigata has ticklish shoulder blades

4. Who gets cheer-up tickles?

Zenigata, usually when the gang is right in front of him and he can't legally arrest anyone.

ALSO Lupin when he's moody (Fujiko related sad boy hours) and his boys decide that they need that smile back. He will also annoy his partners on purpose or sprawl in very open positions when in a lee mood. Sometimes he'll do a sneak attack to start tickle fights just to get attention, not even just from his boys.

Goemon after The Blood Spray of Goemon Ishikawa :( Sometimes when he sees Jigen and Lupin having their tickle fights he sits in a corner and is too shy to join or ask them to attack him too. He makes it obvious though by bringing his knees to his chest and pouting staring, and after the first few times he did this they caught on that it's his way of asking. Eventually he learns to flop on top of one of them and can be a ruthless ler.

Jigen, when he's feeling edgy and touch-starved, will sometimes ask for belly rubs or something else hinting he wants tickles. Like, "MAN my tooth hurts. Help me take my mind off it huh? Rub my belly or something." Or, "Hey I cooked and cleaned tonight! Least you can do is give me a footrub or something." Or, "You let Fujiko get away with the treasure again?! Well tickle my ribs Lupin, you're all tied up with that woman!" Or, "Hey, I had a rough night. Now I'm gonna lay in your lap and you're gonna tickle me silly help me smile." On it goes.

5. Do either of them try to hide their ticklishness?

It's apparently common knowledge that Lupin is ticklish amongst his enemies, but he can't stand being tortured by villains who won't stop when he's past his limits.

I'd say Goemon hides it the best he can. Only his partners know and they're gonna keep him to themselves!

Fujiko hates being taken advantage of when it comes to tickling so she keeps her targets at arms length to avoid any mishaps. Like a girl boss, she'd rather kill someone than be tied and tortured by an evil old perverted man again.

Zenigata actually doesn't mind being tickled, so long as it isn't in front of his precinct or coworkers. It's hard and humiliating to explain how Lupin knew where to tickle him to get away, not so much that he's ticklish.

I can see Jigen denying it until he sees that the other person is in a ler mood. He can only deny for so long...

6. Who takes advantage of the other one getting their arms stuck while taking off their shirt?

Lupin and Fujiko are lil shits and do it to anyone they can. Including each other. It gets competitive. Jigen gets the worst of it from shrunken jackets because Goemon doesn't wear tight clothing unless it's a disguise.

(But when Goemon gets stuck in a disguise Jigen and Lupin do take advantage to fluster him.)

Zenigata may get caught in a coat and Lupin goes absolutely apeshit bananas in excitement the first time he gets the opportunity to take advantage

7. How did they discover each other's ticklishness?

HOO BOY. I like to think Lupin started most of it.

Jigen and Lupin discovered each other first. Lupin was a little too handsy and Jigen probably reacted. That or Jigen discovered that poking Lupin's sides got him to clam up in the middle of a sentence and thought (still thinks) it was cute. Whoever started it doesn't matter, because they started to tease each other a lot in private. It's a form of love language just for them.

Fujiko definitely tickled Lupin in retaliation to his perverted attacks, back when he was a huge green-jacketed gremlin. I like to think she spread the rumor that he was ticklish to his enemies after that just to get a rise out of him, but it backfires on her in episode 1 when she's tied down to the machine meant for her boy toy. Lupin holds a grudge against her for this despite the immediate karma she got. He's been through some rough times because of her.

The more Goemon hung around the boys, the more he was exposed to their tickle fights and other forms of affection. He was dragged into one unwillingly and didn't exactly say stop at any point, soooooo they continued!

Zenigata has been tickled by Lupin. So often. He tickled Lupin accidentally while doing a body search (not for the first time) and the thief started to giggle and just admitted it tickled. Next time they saw each other he couldn't WAIT to see if his arresting officer was ticklish too (like any straight criminal) and got Zeni into a ticklish predicament. It was downhill from there. They're both really sensitive and occasionally a super charged, competitive tickle fight breaks out when he's trying to arrest Lupin

8. Who can't take tickle bites/raspberries?

Lupin, despite the fact he loves to dish them out. Jigen also can't take tickle bites on his neck, and if you build up anticipation for it Goemon can't either.

Fujiko will hate you forever if you mönch on the soft spot on tummy. Something about them is a childish weakness.

Zenigata secretly loves raspberries. He can give mean ones too, but something inside him just melts

9. Who has to be tickle forced out of bed in the morning?

Jigen. Same when he's dozing on the couch with his hat over his face so he literally can't see Lupin's eyes glowing like Sans'

Depending on the night she had, I'd also say Fujiko. I can see her liking to sleep in late and be a night owl til like 6am for jobs or socializing in general (ride or die on this headcanon)

10. Who initiates tickle fights?

LUPIN 99.99% OF THE TIME IT'S CANON HE DOES IT TO LIKE EVERYONE like the gay criminal he is. No straight man tickles his arresting officer on multiple occasions.

Jigen may accidentally start them too. If he and Lupin start bickering he is sometimes the first to poke the other to lighten the mood. He tickled Zenigata to escape in an actual episode. Pretty sure he made that tickle machine for that old man in another episode (the Nazi one from Part 2). He's as bad as Lupin, just quieter about it.

Zenigata would never. Too childish, no matter how touch starved he may be from spending a lot of nights alone. But an accidental poke or swipe when searching one of the gang? "Stop squirming. I'm checking for strapped gadgets." He says as the accidental pokes and swipes feel more calculated than not. If he happens to breathe on someone's ear or has to squeeze the hips, because that's where Lupin's body disguise ends, it's all official business only! "I'm not tickling you, I'm scratching to see if it's skin or plastic this time!" There are cameras and eyes watching when he chases them most of the time. Maybe if there weren't, he would he more honest about his ticklish body searches.

11. Who gives up in tickle fights?

Lupin and Zenigata lose most of the time. Lol. Lupin gets overwhelmed very easily by it and Zenigata is just too ticklish to handle it for very long

Jigen and Fujiko are the champs of their tickle fights. Jigen is a massive lee and Fujiko knows their tickle spots from experience, so she's 85% ler

Goemon is 50/50 depending on whether or not they're ALL ganging up on him, but he is usually prideful and refuses to give up when it's just Jigen and Lupin. Plus, he miiiiight be fond of softer tickles like belly rubs. Not that you'd ever hear it out loud.

12. Who is in danger of getting hurt when attacking the other?

Usually anyone who tickles Goemon one on one haha! His reflexes are dangerous.

Jigen will also threaten to shoot someone if they don't stop when he says stop

Zenigata could actually shoot someone if they tickle him in the middle of a chase. Especially if it's a serious offense, like terrorist-level. It would never happen, but if Zeni is angry enough and on the hunt, tickling is very inappropriate.

Lupin just squirms and jerks around if he isn't restrained, so his attackers could get a kick to the gut or punch in the face if they're not careful

Fujiko is deadlier after she is tickled. If it is an enemy taking advantage of her she either robs or kills them, or both.

13. Who always provokes the other into tickling them and how?

Had to edit this one in, sorry! I answered some of them up there but:

Lupin and Jigen provoke the other the most often. They're so close, and it's a fun way to get some energy out. Jigen will usually use word play to hint that he's in a lee mood ("Wanna help me with some endurance training?") while Lupin will annoy the heck out of Jigen and leave certain areas exposed on his body. He'll splay himself across Jigen or Goemon's laps like a cat. If he sees Fujiko going to tickle a foot, he lets her. He has a tickle machine somewhere. He says it all without saying anything.

They're usually so touchy with each other that once it spreads to Goemon, he doesn't have to ask for tickles at all. He gets flustered and red in the face and doesn't leave if they start, and that's all they need.

Hope you enjoyed! Let me know if you have any ideas of your own, the tickle part of the fandom is too small for how much we get in a great anime!

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