#fuck john walker
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I think part of why I hate john walker so much is because he is just The Worst.
#this was going to be an actual post about why i hate him#but he's just not worth the effort tbh#fuck john walker
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it's almost 2024 and i want everyone to know that if they make bucky and walker friends in thunderbolts i will not be responsible for my actions you have all been warned
#NOT EVEN IN THE COMICS BRO.#mine#not to be taken seriously#anyways#marvel posting#bucky#bucky barnes#thunderbolts#walker#john walker#that FUCKING ASSHOLE
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#I mean my joints at 31 are struggling to keep on rollin' like they used to#imagine in my fucking 80s#find me rollin' thru the nursing home halls with the walker. tennis balls on the front legs and all#like I'll keep being a good little limp bizkit soldier... but Fred... good sir... please let me know when we can stop rollin'.#my frail old bones creak and I fear I can't do this much longer.#Oh... What's that Sir Durst? Just keep rollin' into the grave? [**peasant bow**] Of course your royal Durstness. I do as you say.#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Song: Rollin'#Album: Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water#Fred Durst#Wes Borland#John Otto#DJ Lethal#Sam Rivers#down the rabbit hole
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A summary of Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps issues 15-16.
#John Stewart#guy gardner#hal jordan#kyle rayner#arkillo#green lantern#In which Hal and Kyle fuck off to fight some space dragons and rescue saint walker#While Guy decided it would be a good idea to fight Arkillo without his ring on
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anyways, ive been smutting about john walker and winteragent thingssss
#john walker#tfatws#bucky barnes#winteragent#winterwalker#its hate fucking#and also nc#and also dark!bucky#dark!bucky barnes#i just want john to suffer and feel humiliated and confused
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Wyatt Russell in distress for @lowlifesymptoms | Black Mirror: Playtest
#wyatt russell#cara gifs#black mirror#black mirror playtest#black mirror cooper#i made this for me#(and sym obviously)#i just like when he's in distress#i would like to put him in more situations tbh#the boy is very pretty with his blond hair and tears on his cheeks#fuck it:#john walker tag
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WIP... Oh shit, its actually Wednesday??
Tagged by @wrathfulrook @clicheantagonist @marivenah @cassietrn @the-silver-chronicles @socially-awkward-skeleton @direwombat and I thiiiiink that's it... sorry if you've tagged me & you're not on here, its been a hot minute since I've posted a wip wednesday & my memory is basically Swiss cheese
Tagging anyone who wants to self indulgently share a WIP! Feel free to tag me, I love to read new stuff :)
**Also terribly sorry in advance cause this turned out to be a bit longer than I thought it would be**
WIP 1: OG Verse - fun times with Celeste & Gabriel
He has to resist the urge to throttle her, lest he ruin the inside of his house filled with years of carefully handpicked items, ones he held a certain fondness for. "You ruined my life, Celeste. Or do you not recall?”
"Your life?" She tilts her head in mock curiosity. "What life? The one where you were sent anywhere they told you to go, like some mongrel with a barely slackened leash?"
“Excuse me?"
“We can pretend otherwise. Keep up the illusion that your life was marvelous, picture perfect even. But we both know the truth, don't we?" She takes a step closer. “You were nothing but the High Council’s defanged pup. Cluelessly doing their bidding before I freed you. If anything, you should be thanking me."
"Thanking you?" He clenches and unclenches his fist in an attempt to suppress his anger.
"Hate me if you must, fight me even, but do it later. Right now we must get out of here. If they do not know where I am yet, they soon will. What do you think will happen once they realize one of their precious dhamphirs has been under their nose this whole time?"
Celeste truly is the nicest individual you'll ever meet :))
Including this little snippet from Gabriel's pov as well cause idk, I just really like it
Unbidden worry strikes him.
He listens, waits, and when his ears pick up the sound of soft, even breathing he lets out a breath of his own.
Celeste and the baby were still there, unharmed, perhaps even sleeping. It brings an odd sense of comfort, reminiscent of times long forgotten, times he didn’t want to remember. If he did, he’d have to remember what brought them to a halt in the first place and he had a job to do. Grief and old wounds had no place here, at least not at the moment.
Kicking his boots off, he treks into the bathroom and gently closes the door behind him. It’s a simple design: Shower to his left, toilet to his right, and a sink with a mirror above it directly across from the door. Leaning against the sink, he ruffles his short, black hair that's shaved on the sides and traces his fingers over an old, faded scar. It runs down almost the whole length of his face, going over his left eye and stopping just shy of the corner of his mouth. Overlapping it is another, only this one goes across his face horizontally, over the bridge of his nose and from cheek to cheek. The only thing that remains of the old Gabriel are his blue eyes, once full of life and mischief, now faded and dull.
Turning away from his visage, he heads toward the shower and turns it on, stripping down while he waits for the water to heat up. He doesn’t need a mirror to see the multitude of scars and tattoos that adorn his body. Aching for another drink—if only to dull his senses and lingering memories once more—he curbs the yearning and steps beneath the water.
WIP 2: They Watch From The Pews
Willa squirms, trying to dodge cold fingers that reach out to trace over the letters, caressing them with a sadistic fascination that makes her stomach curdle in disgust. Disgust quickly transforms into a desperation to get away once he finally reveals the knife kept hidden behind his back.
“Usually I’d peel the sin off but… I think this will suit you much better, don't you?" Pressing the tip of his blade into her skin, he teasingly drags it across her skin. "Tell me, Deputy, how did you feel when you got the news of Samuel's death?"
"Chipper." She spitefully answers with a sneer.
John heaves a dramatic sigh and presses the blade down harder, prompting tiny beads of blood to bubble up as he traces over the letters of her tattoo.
"You can make this easier for yourself, you know."
"I've heard that before. Got me a bullet to the leg."
"Because you ran. My men only acted accordingly."
"Fuck you and your men, pussy."
"My, what a mouth on you." He tuts and makes a deeper cut.
Her teeth sink into the leather in her mouth, denying him the satisfaction of hearing her make a noise. Without pause, he moves onto the second letter, brows scrunched up in concentration as he goes over the lines again and again. It isn’t until he’s on the last letter that she finally breaks with a muffled groan.
He stops, lifting his eyes from his work. “Comfortable?”
John & Willa are bonding so well. Truly, I think they're starting to get along!
#**wips subject to change**#nah i thought it was tuesday today like... huh#anyway guess what guys i actually have stuff for wip wednesday! granted its not that great but ehh we tryin & thats all that counts#i love when docs will put a red underline under my words like... hunni if that aint a word it is now!!#ohhhh gabriel may be taking celestes shit now but just wait for it... hes a man who suppresses his anger until it builds and blows <3#i need gabriel like a dog needs a bone ya feel? (shh dont look at me...)#Cel & Gabriel's past history is interesting and a bit convoluted (yes; they fucked)#also i love writing willa bc im like 'how many times can i make her swear? yes!' she just doesnt care anymore#shes feral & angry & shes finally indulging in it#also willas overreacting it was a bullet GRAZE not a bullet WOUND**#meanwhile johns like 'hehe knife time while i interrogate you bestie! <3'#wanted to include some stuff from Sparrows fic too but ah well. maybe next time#ok tag spam done SORRY#oc: celeste night#oc: gabriel walker#oc: willa rook
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it’s so funny to me that zemo is all like “i don’t suppose either of you bothered visiting the memorial?” to bucky and sam like bestie neither of them were even there they had literally nothing to do with that
#yes i’m rewatching falcon and the winter soldier and also watching the boys and i can do two things#i’m also watching ted lasso with two of my roommates#and watching merlin with one of my roommates#i watch a lot of things#but yeah like i get where he’s coming from but it was not their fault#also because it bears repeating: FUCK john walker#god i hate that bitch so much#the falcon and the winter soldier#fatws#fatws series#tfatws#sam wilson#bucky barnes#helmut zemo
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I thought Alden Tate was inFAMOUS' Magneto spoof for, like, eight years. Apparently he's not ferrokinetic??? He's just telepathic - which really takes away the appeal for me as literally anyone in the First Sons were.
Might rewrite history a bit for Erosion lol.
#infamous 2#infamous#infamous first light#infamous second son#Delsin Rowe#Fetch Walker#Eugene Sims#Brooke Augustine#Cole MacGrath#Lucu Kuo#Nix#I wish we knew Nix's full name too#Sasha#John White#Kessler#who the fuck am i forgetting#Hank Daughtry#seriously I hate to say this#but i kinda feel bad for Bertrand#Which is gross 'cause he's gross but#Sucker Punch Productions
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john in thunderbolts (2005) and thunderbolts (2024).
john, maybe you don't really need this* movie? 🫠
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once you actually go looking, ARK's lore is full of great character dynamics, and you dont even have to look far! so i thought itd be funny to use an incorrect quote generator with them
this will go well
heres the generator btw 🏳️🌈Incorrect Quote Generator🏳️🌈 ― Perchance
Anyways
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where Rockwell confronted Helena about her alliance with Mei and his alliance with Gaius
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the element war never happened (actually i might make this an au this seems really fun)
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where everything was much more chaotic
Meanwhile in the canon universe
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where Santiago had access to coffee while coming up with the MEK
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where Dahkeya was slightly edgier
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where Nosti never sunk and everything was fine because canon makes me sad
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where... no actually this ones canon
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where Rockwell and Timur are closer friends
Once again this one is just canon (well, except for the whole Nosti thing)
Canon 2: Electric Boogaloo
Meanwhile in that no-element-war-au i mentioned earlier
Canon 3: Electric Beegalee
Canon 4: Electric Borgalor
Canon 5: Electric Bigalive
Ok. This one doesnt make sense with their characters at all but. I felt the need to include it because
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
anyways
Canon 6: Electric Bigalix
Canon 7: Electric Begaleven
#helena walker#diana altaras#li mei-yin#john dahkeya#raia lastname#lol#ark: survival evolved#i was tempted to include Victoria but wanted to keep it to game lore#incorrect quotes#santiago de costa#edmund rockwell#this games lore is so fucking underrated im gonna scream#i think thats santiagos last name
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A post praising john walker crossed my dash, and I've never hit a block button faster.
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I did this alignment chart because I'm right and ur wrong
#marvel#incorrect tfatws#tfatws#the falcon and the winter soldier#sam wilson#bucky barnes#sharon carter#john walker#joaquín torres#eli bradley#contessa valentina allegra de fontaine#helmut zemo#why the fuck#aligment chart
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#whether or not he and john ever explored each other's bodies the entire hunter community probably THINKS#that their two Does Not Play Well With Others problem children met once and fucked nasty and haven't been on speaking terms since#unhinged little meow meow <3 sera gamble meet me in the pit so you can answer for your crimes#gordon walker#john winchester#dean winchester#sam winchester#supernatural#polls#btw option 2 is completely agnostic as to who's filling the deep dark hole inside of whomst... corrosive pussy all the way down
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june and john from fear the walking dead is my favorite ship of all time. im autistic and have attachment issues with people so i relate to both and holy crap if someone said “it doesn't take a whole day to recognize sunshine” to me i’d fucking lose it. i love them 😭
#john dorie#june dorie#fear the walking dead#i kin john ngl#spoilers#his death hit me the hardest#idk the last time i cried like that#AND JUNE FUCKING KILLED WALKER HIM
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