The number one tell that Crypto was going to fail should’ve been how few Furries endorsed and used it. No sector of the “new tech” space goes untouched by the programmer Furries unless it’s doomed from the start.
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Who was gonna tell me that Adam Powell, the original creator of Neopets, lost his mind and went full-on crypto bro in the neopets discord a few months ago
He totally did the textbook 'us versus them, you're all Poor and Uneducated Bums' thing
And then he literally flipped the bird to everyone
Never meet your heroes, apparently
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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NFT-induced blindness.
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Love when you reblog a post about how stupid crypto bros are and tag it as "fuck crypto" and IMMEDIATELY get a crypto-bro acc following you. Like, I think you're lost man. This ain't the place for you. Get out. Blocked.
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You too can own a butt ugly digital toy of Cocomelon Darth Vader!
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If rich people could stop being stupid and giving huge amounts of money to unproven technologies (AI, crypto, social media, apps, .coms, etc.) and then expecting massive returns from something that anyone could tell you was never going to be profitable (what does it do? who is going to pay real, actual money for this?) that would be great.
They've been doing this with a new boondoggle every 5-10 years for my entire life and you'd think they would have figured it out by now but nope, they're still stupid as fuck. And the rest of us now get to live in a world where houses cost 2/3 of everything an average person makes in a lifetime and rent is even higher. Thanks rich morons.
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Mammon headcanon
Mammon has a burning hatred of nfts and crypto currency in general. He will steal nfts, scam crypto bros, and just do anything in his power to make these people suffer for participating in collecting this shit. If one of his worshippers happens to like nfts he will make sure they're dead as hell. All the money he has gotton from scamming crypto bros/stealing nfts always ALWAYS gets turned into actual normal currency where it's used to help the environment
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Minecraft just banned NFT's
also this happened
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Crypto-bros, NFT-bros and AI-bros should all collectively shit themselves and jump into a canyon without parachutes. And then also explode. Like... Genuinely, fuck them.
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This is huge. It sets precedent for the US SEC to regulate cryptocurrencies as securities which is going to be massively destructive to all the shady shit that crypto libertarians get up to.
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11,000 years?!
Fucking hell!
That’s amazing!
EXTREMELY rare Turkish W right there.
(Still, fuck Erdogan, I’d give him 15,000 years in the electric chair.)
11,000 years!
Who was the judge?
Fucking Miette?
“Jail for CEO! Jail for CEO for 10,000 years!”
What’s next? Are they gonna imprison him in the fucking City of Silver pocket dimension?!
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