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vulqan · 2 years
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(ID in alt) get his ass Blue!!!!
(for context, Blue is one of Bdubs' stream moderators)
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meeep-mop · 8 months
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I miss my [CLOWN AROUND TOWN], Kris...
I miss him a lot.
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real-life-cloud · 6 months
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I went to an amusement park last night!!! With a bunch of actors trying to scare ppl and haunted houses and stuff :3 very fun
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quiveringdeer · 1 year
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Naoya: If we allow that Maki bitch to join our ranks, do you know what’s going to happen? We’re going to get a female clan head!! What’s next? Female jujutsu sorcerers? Female politicians? Female doctors?? Female mothers?! FEMALE WOMEN?!?!
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He would say some shit like this wouldn't he!?? 😂😂😂
-me patting his head as he deals with all those big feelings, knowin full well he probably dont even know how to do laundry or make food for himself- Mmmmhm. Yep. Yes. Mmmhm. You're so right honey. Yep.
cause this also him frfr
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spikedhe4rt · 22 days
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Need more sub Dallas smut 🤭👀 possibly him getting hard at a bad time when you kissed him
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A/N: hi pookies. DID YALL MISS ME :) Im sorry i haven't updated!! happy new year? Back with a good one tho!! also follow my tiktok: spikedhe4rt bc i don't really care who sees my face fr! I LOVE YALL AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
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Dallas never really showed his submissive side infront of others. Only me. His reputation was important to him, what would others think if they knew he gets on his knees and begs just for the chance to fuck me. Im his girlfriend, the girl that makes everyone jealous because "shes getting fucked by Dally". Its boosts his ego so I let it happen.
Dallas, after tons of convincing got me to go out for night with him. I never been a huge fan of parties. Dally on the other hand was a party animal, dragging along two-bit for his shenanigans constantly. Two had better things to do, surprisingly, so he looped me in.
"Dally, I thought Two bailing on you would inspire you to take a break" I told him as I looked at myself in a full body mirror.
"Nah. The party animal in me never stops, doll" He says in response, I roll my eyes at his comment.
I hear his footsteps creak against the floorboards as he comes up behind me. His arms wrapped my waist, warm hands coming to touch my stomach. I reached my hand up to touch his hair as i leaned into him. "I can count on you behaving tonight-" I tugged his hair to bring him closer to my level "-hm?"
A quick flash of desperation came over his face before that signature smirk. "Yes ma'am" I flipped myself around so our chests were touching, "Good boy. You ready?" I asked with a toothy smile. He nodded, grabbing my hand to lead me to the door.
We decided to walk to the party because Tim's wasn't that far. After we got there, I picked a corner for us to stay in. I know its a party but sometimes you just need a moment. Dallas decides to venture off and catch up with his pals. I take a sip of my beer as I sit with my legs crossed, scanning the room.
I decide to find Dally in boredom, I spot him with Tim and some other guy. I walk over and tap him, he opens his arms to invite me to sit on his lap. "Hi, Dal." I say in a sultry tone.
He says nothing, pulling me closer to him and continuing to talk. At some point, Tim and whoever the hell he was left, leaving me and Dally alone.
After a little bit of talking, I go to the bathroom, needing to pee. As I washed my hands, I heard the laughter of people outside. One particular laugh stuck out to me, some girl sounding like a damn bird. I laughed to myself and walked out.
My face quickly changed when I saw the scene in front of me. The cackle came from a girl talking to Dallas. " Oh my god. Dallas, you're so funny" she exclaimed. His face read confusion "All I said was my name-"
I smiled to myself before walking up to Dally and kissing him feverishly. I got up on his lap as we continued. I heard heels click as I ran my hand down his chest. I smirked as I felt his cock get harder against me. At a party? I pulled away to look at him with a cocky expression. "All it takes is a kiss and a hand down your chest for you to get hard like desperate slut, huh?" I whispered in shell of his ear.
His body leaned into mine, before he whispered back "Please- Can we go to the bathroom" I beamed. "Im glad y'know who you belong to," I told him before jumping off his lap and leading him to the bathroom. I made sure to lock it behind us.
His lips captured mine as soon as I turned around. Dallas's tongue quickly slipped into my mouth. The kiss was hot and passionate, feeling like he never needed anything more in this moment. Fuck. The feeling of wetness flooding my underwear as I started to grind against him.
"I need you so bad..."
"Baby please"
"You're so beautiful, fuck"
Praises and pleas spilled from his lips. My lips curled into a smile and Dally's hands came down to my ass. I started to kiss his neck, my lips lightly pressed into the supple skin. "You're such a good boy for not entertaining her. You deserve a reward." My hand came to rub his hard-on over his jeans. "You want my mouth on your cock, hm?"
He nods.
"Use your words like you want it" I rebutted. 
"Yes- Shit right there" he interrupted himself as my hand slipped into underwear past his denim.
I brushed hand along his cock, sending goosebumps against his skin. My knees touched the floor as I pulled down on his jeans and briefs.
I placed kisses down his hard cock, making him let out a deep breath. "You're such a slut for my touch, aren't you?" I asked looking up at him. "Yes, ma'am" he breathed. Thats new.
I take the head of his cock in my mouth, swirling my tongue around the tip. I smile as I him almost fully in my mouth. My other hand came to message his balls, rolling through skin in my fingers. Another moan spilled from Dallas's lips "Please. Can I guide you?" he asked in a low voice. "Mhm" I hummed with him still in my mouth.
Dally's hand rested on my head before he started to slowly move it up and down. His tip hit the back of my throat lightly as he whimpered. Dallas's hips bucked in my mouth harshly, making me gag a little. He continued to lightly fuck my mouth as I rubbed my hand on his meaty thigh.
I pulled off him, looking up "You're such a good boy baby, You wanna cum for me?" His lip was caught between his teeth as he nodded. I gave him a knowing look, "Yes yes. Let me cum. Please" he said, vocalizing what he wants.
Mouth came back down to his tip, swirling my tongue on the tip once again. Both my hands came to stroke his cock. Dally choked on a moan. "Fuck, please don't stop. G-gonna cum" He was loud but we didn't care at the moment.
I felt the taste of his cum a minute later as his body lightly shook. "You did so good for me" I praised his as I lifted myself off the ground. I immediately captured his lips, the taste of his own cum flooding his mouth. "You think you can handle another, hm? Ill let you fuck me for your behavior." He nodded, still drunk from his orgasm.
I jumped up on the counter, the cold material resting against my thighs. Dally pulled my pants and underwear down in a swift movement. I brought my hand down to my pussy, collecting my arousal. My fingers came up to his mouth, he accepted them quickly and bobbing his head. Dallas desperately aligned his cock with my hole, bottom out inside
Dally let out a whine, "Oh...I love so much" I smiled at his words "Mhm...You love me and pussy so much, don't you? Say it, you can do it." His thrusts started off slow as I lightly clenched down on him. "I love you and your pussy so much. Shit" His hands came around my hips and head fell into my neck.
Dallas's thrust became faster and more aggressive as he groaned into my neck. He soon started placing open mouth kisses on my neck, increasing the euphoria I was feeling. His balls slapped against my ass with each thrust. "Mm. You're making me feel so good" I told as I moaned.
My walls flutter around his cock as I feel my orgasm getting closer. Dally's pants get louder, his hair getting light moist with sweat. "You're so handsome like this. Keep fucking me, just like that" I take my hand from Dally's shoulder to rub my clit, increasing my pleasure.
I topple over the edge with a loud moan, my orgasm making legs shake. Dallas's thrust stay at the current pace, with him chasing his own peak. "Baby can I cum please" he says with a groan. His face stayed in my neck as he moaned. "Look at my when you cum, sweetheart. you can do it, hmm?" I coo.
He looks up at me with low eyes.
"Good job, go ahead." I say with a smirk.
Dallas's eyes roll back in his head as he cums inside me. I kiss him as he rides his high. Good behavior deserves good rewards.
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bonewreath · 1 month
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i love ellie sm but i always remember that she’s 5’5 (in comparison to my 5’9) so realistically we’d be like that photo of the two women where the taller one is pinning the shorter one in the air (pls tell me you know what i’m referencing 😭🙏🏽) not that it’d be a bad thing tho 😋
as someone who’s 6ft i know exactly what u mean 😭 this made me cackle lmaoooo
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us with ellie fr
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panelshowsource · 8 months
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i did a speedrun through backstage with katherine ryan today (i added it to drive!! i'll try to get better rips soon) — and what an interesting concept! personally i never get tired of the half-scripted reality thang à la meet the richardsons, and one of my favourite things ever is comics just...hanging out... the natural bantz are the best! so her bringing these people all together and seeing/hearing a little of their processes backstage, and them just generally catching up and hyping up each other's work, was super sweet! take a shot every time someone went "you smashed it mate" awww overall cute show!
random thoughts while watching
jimmy and katherine's friendship is really sweet and probably always will be, and it's sweet how much all the other comics seem to really admire him (everyone always being like "jimmy you're so lovely irl and i bet you don't even want people to know!! but i know how lovely you are!! you can fool them but you can't fool me haha!!" even tho no one is being fooled we literally all know how nice jimmy is)
the way they used those insert shots of frankie boyle going down on a croissant... i should not have found that as funny as i did
judi and ivo are fucking hilarious together and remind me a lot of alan and romesh — unhinged + hanging-on-by-a-thread is an amazing combo. she really brings out a sunshiney side of him
katherine refusing to properly roast sara and jo <3
geoff norcott being like "i've been at a gay club with tom allen and he's a top" like no other context whatsoever?? like?? wtf is the story there, right-wing lowkey douche with tom at the club????? i need to hear more about this
michelle de swarte most beautiful woman alive......... i remember watching the duchess wanting katherine to end up with her lol
rosie jones is SUUUCH A MENACE LMAOOO and the fact she uses her free time trying to get her friends cancelled by pretending they pushed her down LMAOOO (as nish said, "[cackle] one of the worst human beings who has ever lived") she is HYSTERICAL
over the past five years i have seen joel dommett lactate more than i have seen my own parents
watching katherine, jimmy, sue perkins, nish, and judi together made me think...like...fuck...this would have been an amazing taskmaster lineup fr. they are all such ridiculous humans
rosie hitting on sue is so valid
JIMMY JUST GETTING HIS FEET OUT?? ("jimmy this is gonna go STRAIGHT on wikifeet!" nish PLEASE) and honestly judi kinda flirting with jimmy "you are so trim" "you are so strong" "you have nice feet" ?? lmfao judi girl ur killing me
#p
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inmaki · 5 months
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'stomach hurt' 'dies' is so me coded you have no idea. this is literally how i talk to my friends-- did you read my mind when you made the one for yuuji /j
ok but on a more serious note, my stomach gets upset over every lil thing, and it gets worse on periods cause i can't pinpoint the main cause. is it a normal case of number 2? is it a cramp? is it lactose? is it the chilies i ate this afternoon? is it food poisoning??? guess we'll never know
ALSO your megumi >>> you write him as such a sweetheart. i hope we gave him lots of kisses after he brought over ice cream, my guy deserves it. toji's wing comment made me cackle out loud and toge's is outta pocket. i would've smacked him (affectionately) for it.
all in all, thanks for the food!
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hi melon nonnie imy <3 AND STOP RLLY?? LMAO IM GLAD THE TEXTS MATCH U THATS SO SILLY,, im sorry to hear abt ur stomach tho :/ u might wanna see ur doctor abt that cuz STOMACH ISSUES ARE SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT 😭
and HEHEH THANK U megs is a sweetheart fr :( he would absolutely love those kisses he would blush under all that attention <3
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tonberry-yoda · 11 months
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I found some jojo whispers and i like
I just had to share them cause theyre so real
Diegosaur’s Pinterest Findings 🦖timeeee!!
Mista mista mista mista mista mista MIIIISARATATATYAJ MISTAA😍
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Hes sososososososo🤭🤭🤭
Also this one made me physically CACKLE (i can see it)
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OMFG MISTA DKHFHUHUIFFHEIUH FR THO he is my baby girl in his little crop top like i wanna dress like him so bad Kjfkdsfhjksgrk
AND NO FR DIO FROM PART ONE WOULD FJDFJLFHEUIHU
thank you these always make my day <3
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sleepysnk · 1 year
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Summer I just dropped my aunt off and accidentally drove right through a crash incident on the highway (my ass almost got chased by cops but they were all outside of their cars and were too slow *smirks through nervous tears*)
WHAT????
ok first of all that sounds rlly chaotic but the fact that they were too slow kinda made me cackle. they couldn’t get to you fr 😭 but i’m glad you’re okay babes!!
THAT SOUNDS SCARY THO FR 😭 i would start dying pls
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paradiqms · 1 year
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JESUS IS BACK !!! paradiqms serving cunty and authenticity what's new? 🙄
omg how i missed u 💔 how you doin? how was your week? your month? hope u been doin well ❤️‍🩹
and i just saw the yunho smau and ugh *chef kiss* THE PLOT IS JUST ON POINT HIHIHIHI i love me some enemies to lovers with the crack funny rivality !
i've been laughing at the ratinies joke for the past 5 minutes it just caught me off guard 😭 yuuta and uta friendship dynamic is ALSO on point they're both pain in the ass and both crackheads with malefic ideas in their silly heads ! also i live to see cheol being the only functional braincell of the band 💔 u slayed again
woosan being into the same conspiracy theories about who's living in whose walls is also so funny . it's the first chapter but im already having so much fun 😋 you catch all the atinytwt jokes real good when you mentioned yunho's feet kink 😋🙈 i see you're going to feed us high quality content and i can't wait to hype it all !
hope u doin great and take your time to write !! im happy you're back !!
*real pic of me after getting the notification*
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KSKFKD U DON'T UNDERSTAND I ACTUALLY LOVE U SM 💔💔 i've been doing good lately!! uni is beating my ass tho but what's new... I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN DOING WONDERFUL THOUGH <333
AAAA PLS the smau idea has been haunting me for so long 😭 im so happy you like it!!!!! seungcheol is about to grow white hair bc of yuta and uta fr..... making atinytwt jokes is so fun cuz i cackle at them all the time too. also yunho can't hide anything from us, we know his feet kink is real 🤺
THE REACTION PIC MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD THO I CAMTT 😭😭 GONNA KEEP IT AND FRAME IT ON MY WALL
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r0-boat · 2 years
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Ayo AYO-
Fnaf-AI Volo or Submas but instead of wanting to stuff you inside a suit... they wanna stuff something else in you 👀💦😩
Gonna get dicked down by that animatrussy 🙏🏼
This made me cackle
Fr tho I don't think the fnaf animatronic's are hot
Buuut killer yandere ai androids hunting me down at night sounds really hot👀👀👀
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beauleifu · 1 year
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WAIT WHY CANT I PUT VIDEOS NOOO-
Anyways- this will be a lovely memory for all the readers.
↓↓ literally syntax playing little nightmares🙄🙄
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3AEksr/
PFFFFFT SYNOO THIS MADE ME BAWL IM CACKLING
ITS SO TRUE THO
fr fr we stan a panicked syntax given no choice but to HELICOPTER HELICOPTER-
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maiverie · 2 years
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I'm kinda late but FR "mai best writer" AND "sweetest person ever"‼️ 🥰😘
I have such a soft spot for you if I'm being honest. SO MINI STORY TIME;
I was really really new to tumblr and I had only just started reading au's and i saw yours and I was so flabbergasted and amazed by how your write. like with open sesame— which was the first series I read, I literally cackled irl AND THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
And then a few weeks-ish I found out you had triage and i was so in love w it and it made me love you and your writing even more.
I wanted to be friends/moots but I was so shy and nervous u wouldn't respond. until I sent you that one ask AND FOUND OUT YOURE LITERALLY THE SWEETEST AND MOST WELCOMING PERSON EVER.
You were literally like a star to me and I was so shocked u wanted to be friends like I'm sobbing 😭😭😭 I love you so much and you deserve everything good and nice and pretty💕🤧💖
MIRAI???????? HELLLAURRR WHY ARE U SO SO SO SWEET NAURR WTH I DONT DESERVE THIS 😭😭😭
PAUSE i’m so so honoured open sesame was ur first series 😭 i’m so soft that u enjoyed it too wtf ILYSM YOURE ACTUALLY THE BEST 😭💗💞💓 IM SO GLAD U REACHED OUT THO :((( SORRY IF I MADE MYSELF SEEM HARD TO APPROACH BUT OMG IM LITERALLY SO GLAD WE’RE MOOTS LIKE U ALWAYS GIVE OUT THE BEST ENERGY I APPRECIATE U SM????? NOT U BLESSING MY DASH ALL THE TIME W UR ENERGY 😭😭 and NAUR YOURE THE STAR HERE BFFIE ILYSMMMMM :(( hope u have the bestest day too and i can’t wait for many more interactions in the future too hehehehe 🧍🏻‍♀️💖💖
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hwiyoungies · 5 months
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Yes que si hablo español JAJAJAJA I just thought it would be weird to straight up start talking in spanish but I really needed to reference that meme (and here’s the moment where I’m unsure which language I should keep using WJDIEBD) y no me molestaría que me compartieras el video<3 bc I don’t mind shipping!! I’m not hardcore either but I love the dynamics too so it’s hard not to agree with a bunch of ships lol
NO ACTUALLY FAIR tbh I did skip some flashbacks back in the first season (see: Syrup Village) and if it’s dragging too much bc of that I do skip the flashbacks
Fr no one can convince me these guys don’t curse, I love they decided to show that side of them AND how it is unique for both of their personalities (see: Zoro saying ass and Sanji saying arse) but yes a documentary about the process would be *chef’s kiss*
NADIE SE MUERE JAJAJA I just finished the Alabasta arc (thank gOD) and I lowkey cried for Pell juST FOR HIM TO COME BACK??? I’m glad but wth they’re going to make me desensitized/skeptical with future ‘deaths’ atp bc most of them seem to come back anyways
Zoro literally just said “Sorry, but…I’ve never once prayed to God” and I was like “holy sh*t that’s hot” just for him to freaking scream like Tarzan while swinging on a vine minutes later LMAO and two things: 1) is this a good lose my mind or a bad lose my mind?? and may I know if it’s during the 100s?💀😭 2) I’ve seen people saying pre time skip a lot!! Is that like a canon event that just happens and we don’t see that ‘time skip’ (kinda like the blip for the avengers) or is it like a time travel thing or something?? If the answer is too much of a spoiler I’m fine without knowing it, just sounds confusing LOL
I have my fair share of songs that I didn’t think I listened to them that much so I get it 😂😂 my #81 song is Not Fine by Day6!!! which feels kinda fitting to me rn ngl JAJAJAJA
AJAJAJ the constant struggle of wait what language do i speak in now. i tend to always go with english because i'm aware of how Chilean i am and sometimes people don't understand what i'm saying, so whatever makes you feel more comfy <3 this is the video it's SO stupid but it made me cackle and i couldn't sent it to my friend that's watching it because she hasn't reached alabasta or ace yet
the one thing i will complain about one piece (well, one of the things LMAO) is the flashbacks like yeah i do love how fleshed out all the characters are but man keep it short and sweet
i LOVE that sanji is the only one with a different accent in english from the straw hats, like it makes so much sense for his background this is all i can say without spoiling anything (y weno en español también acento canario de taz mi amado)
NO BUT SAME i was fucking sobbing over pell and then they were like teehee actually he's not dead 😋 there is a reason for that tho i think it had to do with 9/11 no i'm not joking LMAO
SKYPIEA ZORO MY FUCKING BELOVEEEEEEED everytime he says that when someone is like "omg you're gonna make god mad!" i went a little insane because yEAH MAN TELL THEM, and him doing the tarzan scream he's just a little guy he's feeling goofy and silly and we love him for it. also!! are you watching it in japanese or dubbed? because luffy sings an iconic song during this arc that everyone loves LMAO. it's a uuuh it's a mix LMAO and it's in the 300's i think. the only thing i will say about the time skip is that it's a canon event and nothing more because it's more entertaining that way teehee
ooof man now that's a song LMAO it could've been zombie which i would ask all good dear is everything ok (obviously the answer would be no)
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yeongwonie · 2 years
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omg we are :0 pst ftw :DD OMG AP CALC i have a friend who said that the test wasn't too bad for her, how was it for u? no fr the vibes are boosting you to get a perfect 5 😎 (yeonjun = beomgyu i thought that too!!) AHGAIJS THE YEONBIN WAS STRONG IN THIS ONE they fr reenacted a kdrama scene 😭 do see it! n i frgt that d+1 live happened today... so imma hafta watch it tmrw ;-; THE JEWELRY THING HAPPENED THO -☁
so true pst best tz? ap calc for me was. kind of hard half of the frqs were okay and a couple ltrly made me just stare at the paper for like 5 mins so all around just very glad it's over 😵 i'm still hoping for an exxxtra generous curve LMFAO + THEY FR DID and beomgyu in the bg i cackled so hard at like 2 am 😭😭 I STILL HAVE TO WATCH D+1 AND ALBUM UNBOXING but i'll do it eventually. it'll happen.
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