#food wars headcanons
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Being Soma, Megumi, & Takumi’s S/O
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an: okay i know i said something about “frequent uploads” but i got lazy again,,, anyways i’ve rarely seen any food wars fics so i’d thought to write something for it! not sure if anyone’s heard or into it as well but i just love this trio <3 (we’re going to ignore that this has been sitting in my drafts for two months)
pronouns: they/them
genre: headcanons, crack
cw: possibly ooc soma
Soma
being his s/o would be amazing or terrifying
why terrifying? you know his disgusting experiments he calls food? yes since you’re his lovely s/o you have the honor of being the taste tester for them
if you’re good at cooking, he’ll be challenging you to tons shokugekis. if you’re not, that’s alright, he’s cool with giving some tips he’s got from his dad and teaching you <3
he’ll always 1-up you. and i mean always. he’s so competitive
like we get it soma you’re a godly cook
you both taste each other’s dishes and compliment one another until mans said
“y/n i think you should add a little more salt to enhance the flavor.”
“WHAT? SAYS YOU!”
“really now? you talking to me like that says otherwise. i think YOU’RE the salty one here.”
he’s such a tease. say you’re.. short, or shorter than him, and you’re trying to get something from the top shelf of the kitchen in the polar star dormitory.
he’ll be there snickering like: “wow, y/n, how’s the weather down there?”
yeah, eventually he’ll help you out afterwards
if you’re taller he’s in awe. like: “woah! never knew there’s someone taller than me.”
and he means it lovingly, but that doesn’t stop him from challenging you to shokugekis every now and then
i imagined this one scenario where you and him are casually taking a stroll in town and then when you came across something you wanted to eat, you were hesitant into getting it until soma noticed and was like “oh, you want to try those? i’ll get some for us to try!”
and then.. he got challenged into a shokugeki because of his reputation. which of course he accepts because soma is soma. but newsflash, he won of course because he’s soma <3 plot armor *coughs*
but you both enjoyed their food <3 soma gives them tips as well
when y o u get challenged to a shokugeki with HIM just idling standing by, he’s literally like: “woah there, challenging them on the spot? wrong move. do you know who you’re facing?” with that smirk on his face.
immediate confidence boost.
he’ll be your confidence booster <3
when he introduces you to the polar star gang he goes: “guys, this is y/n. my s/o. they’re the #2 chef beside me!” with him happily patting your head/shoulder
anyways, he’s a teasing asshole but he’s your teasing asshole <3
Megumi
i love her. she’s so cute!
agahdga faints
im sorry i love her so much
if you’re having a bad day, she’ll be panicking at first and then ask you what’s wrong. when you told her what’s wrong she said she’ll cook something up for you to make you feel better
and you know her food SLAPS. (sorry soma ily) her food can make someone feel a sense of warmth and comfort inside since her specialty is hospitality
now i want to try her food
once she’s finished she brings the dish up to you with a confident look on her face like: “i got this. they will feel better in no time! you got this megumi! you’ve come a long way with your cooking!”
sobbing i love her. did i say that already?
once you tried her dish, you have a smile plastered on your face as expected. you thanked her for the food and say how delicious it is. she’s literally all: “oh! thank you! ah- you’re welcome! it’s no problem! im just looking out for you!”
megumi :((
she’s willing to cook for you! say you’re like “i could go for some food rn” she’s IMMEDIATELY on it
i have a feeling she’ll say “i love you!” every 2 minutes to make sure you’re aware of it.
because she does love you!
she’s literally a mother to you frfr
“have you eaten?” “did you drink water?” she’s just looking out for you because she really cares about you <3
omg and picnic dates too WAAAAAA
okay i haven’t written something dumb here yet so im going to do just that
sorry megumi ilysm but im going to implement some dumb shit here too
okay so you decided to warm up some leftovers megumi gave you right?
well, you realized that you put your metal utensils in there too
you forgor
megumi was panicking so much and almost tripped when trying to stop the microwave
god bless her
she doesn’t trust you with the microwave after that
and please don’t ever try that
megumi care you
<3
Takumi
ah yes, we love a tsundere boy.
i can picture his brother teasing him for being so close to you and he’s all flustered
“ISAMI!! NOT IN FRONT OF THEM-“
cue isami lol’ing irl
also him flirting with you in italian oh my
he’d be the type to tell you cheesy pick up lines
like “are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
you couldn’t help but snort and say “takumi are you done yet?” because he’s been going at it for 3 minutes. it’s as if he studied this pick up line thoroughly just for this moment
you know how he always challenges soma to a shokugeki right? well now he has another reason to be challenging him. it’s to impress you.
you’ll always see soma and takumi bicker when it’s just takumi doing most of the bickering
it’s hilarious to see takumi relishing his rival role towards soma
because you’re usually there to see him and he gets embarrassed
and my boy soma teases him for that
there are times where he’ll let you hold the mezzaluna <3
i can also picture him flexing in front of soma that he’s got a s/o before him
this man can make anything into a competition i swear
if someone’s rude to you, he’s scary when he’s mad.
drops the tsundere facade and puts on his big boy pants
he’ll have that same attitude from when he faced eizan
these are so short i apologize i got tired
but tbh takumi would be an amazing bf
#✏️ lume writes#food wars x reader#soma yukihira x reader#megumi tadokoro x reader#takumi aldini x reader#shokugeki no soma#food wars headcanons#food wars imagines#food wars#food wars fanfic#soma yukihira x you#soma yukihira x y/n#megumi tadokoro x you#megumi tadokoro x y/n#takumi aldini x you#takumi aldini x y/n
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I write regular Wars with food anxiety because of assassination attempts where people have tried to poison him, so may I suggest to you:
Modern au Warriors with food allergies
#or even regular warriors with food allergies#but i cant do that to him because i’ve already done so much to him poor guy#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu warriors#lu wars#warriors linked universe#linked universe warriors#jes talks#jes headcanons
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Hi. I went to the dentist today and I was very brave about it so headcanons about the clone boys and the dentist for you.
Echo: hates the dentist quite like any other medical thing. He will put off going as long as possible and refuses to go alone. He does however floss every day and take very good care of his teeth. The routine of it all is something he loves doing and it makes him feel put together.
Hunter: honestly just knock him out if you’re taking him to a dentist. His senses hate it here. It’s bright. Everything inside his mouth hurts. There’s too many things happening. Stop. Stop it all. Brushes regularly but won’t floss.
Crosshair: has constant jaw pain and the dentist keeps telling him that the toothpicks are bad for his teeth but he refuses to stop. Bit the dentist as a kid and threatens to do it even as an adult. Worst patient. Insists on a little treat afterwards (Echo always takes him to go get a little treat bc they go together each and every time)
Tech: prepared man. Knows each step and how much it’ll cost before he even books the appointment. He is that Ron Swanson ‘I know more than you’ meme. Him and Echo have a nighttime routine together so they both have excellent check ups.
Wrecker: sweet man loves his candy! He has a few cavities here and there but he does brush regularly! Hates flossing! Has accidentally swallowed mouthwash like it was a shot before though (this isn’t based on previous experience what do you mean shut up)
Cody: if he misses a step he will start over. Doesn’t feel clean without it. Has never had a cavity and thinks it’s some kind of competition. He goes every six months because they recommended it to him in his first adult visit and he just… does it. He wants to win at dentist which is perfectly reasonable and a thing you can accomplish.
Rex: has to be dragged and grumbles the whole time. Is bitter about Cody ‘winning’ at the dentist. Takes decent enough care of his teeth but hasn’t been to a dentist in five years. Cody tells him he’s ’setting a bad example’.
#the bad batch#tbb echo#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#captain rex#commander cody#the clone wars#my mouth hurts 🫠#and I go back on Thursday for ✨a filling✨#also why is it that they say ‘no crunchy foods for the rest of the day’ and it’s the only day I want only crunchy food??#unfair#the bad batch headcanons#also feel free to reblog with your fave clone boy and their dentist reaction#I will read every headcanon#I love them#say your piece
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Colvus, a farmer
#*Colvus#TES Imperial#yeah im back on my ESO bullshit#launches needlessly into a headcanon speech about food stability in Tamriel#and how the wars last so long because everyone goes home for the harvest#yes even Colovian generals#sb-art
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summary: to boost morale, hera lets her crew pick out a treat when they make supply runs. as a former streetrat, ezra's used to going without food, and rather than pick up another box of crackers he won't eat, ezra decides on a much better plan for his treats.
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a/n: two of the best parts of christmas are giving gifts and eating cookies, so i decided to polish up this discord message i sent to @laughingphoenixleader and turn it into a fic to keep us in the holiday spirit this december! shoutout to the hilarious and encouraging @kanerallels for betaing!
taglist: @laughingphoenixleader @accidental-spice @kanerallels @piraterefrigerator @jedi-nurse @dootchster @lucasbridger @redroverrider @light-umbra @commander-tech @jedimandalorian {if you’d like to be added to or removed from my Sabezra taglist, let me know!}
also on ao3!
The Molasses Mission
Captain Syndulla recognizes that her crew isn't just soldiers or rebels or heroes. They're survivors. They're kids who had to grow up so fast, they never got the chance to be kids— and the youngest of them were kids even still.
So she tries to find ways to let them have fun while still sticking it to the Empire, and one of them is to boost morale by letting them get treats. They don't get them very often, but sometimes, after a big mission, the ones that are hardest to complete but come with the most payoff, she lets them each pick one snack on the next supply run, a snack to be their own personal snack, one they don't have to share with anyone.
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Ezra Bridger grew up on the streets, and when you grow up on the streets, you don't refuse an offer for food— free food, all yours, something you wouldn't normally get yourself— so naturally Ezra's initially very excited when asked if he'd like a special treat on this week's supply run.
The problem he runs into is when you grow up on the streets, and suddenly you find yourself with a crew that may as well be family, and as such cares about your health and general wellbeing, they're insistent on things like "eating at least two meals a day, if not three" and that's two more meals, if not three, than you were ever guaranteed on the streets. As such, Ezra's not really all that hungry these days.
So, the first few times this happens, he's ecstatic over his own personal snack, but pretty soon he realizes he's without the time to eat them, or he'll save them for a "special occasion" that just never comes, or he's just not even hungry, and he starts to feel bad that he's not eating them.
That's when he gets an idea.
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Chopper doesn't like doing supply runs as is, but he especially doesn't like when Hera sends him with Ezra. The kid's constantly asking him what's on the list, he stops to chit-chat with all the merchants, and his haggling skills are not as great as he thinks. This would be so much faster if Hera would send him by himself— but, of course, the way this galaxy is run, an astromech can't make a supply run themselves, and once again he's forced to rely on these stupid organics.
He protests when Ezra grabs a second box of Molasses Cookies. Today's supply run includes treats, but Sabine is the only member of the crew who eats them.
"One of the boxes is for me," Ezra explains, but Chopper protests. His memory banks aren't that erratic, and he distinctly remembers Ezra's vocal dislike of the cookies that "ought to be sweet instead of tasting like dirt" and "are too dry" and "should come with a warning label before being jam-packed with that many nuts."
But, Ezra insists that that's his treat for the week, and frankly, Chopper couldn't care less. It was one less thing to have to track down here, and maybe Ezra's tastes have just changed.
Organics could be weird like that.
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Sabine had always been very protective of personal property. She didn't want anyone touching her weapons, her paints, or her food.
Especially her food.
Especially her molasses cookies. Everyone on The Ghost knew to stay more than a parsec away from her molasses cookies.
Even still, she counted them every time she grabbed one out of the pack. If someone had taken one, it'd be a nice chance to let out the pent-up anger she had at the mere thought of someone eating her cookies.
Which is why it was weird that, over the last week, every time she'd counted, she'd had exactly seven cookies left, despite eating one each time. At first, she thought she just miscounted, but soon she realized that, no, her cookies were somehow never running empty.
She didn't ask questions— don't look a gift strill in the mouth, right?— even after she opened the box one day and found eight cookies. What could she possibly ask, anyways? "Who's been giving me more cookies?" Like some kind of crazy person? There was a war going on, she had more important things to worry about than how something good was happening to her for a change.
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It may as well just be a regular part of his Jedi practice now. Always staying on the alert for when Sabine was eating one of her cookies. Training himself to wake up in the middle of the night. Sneaking out of his room and into the galley with a cookie from his secret stash. Placing the cookie and getting back to his room. And the most important step, watching Sabine's reaction the next time she went for a cookie and found the same amount left.
But what did not feel like a regular part of his training was what happened this time: finishing the job, turning around, and seeing Sabine sitting at the table, watching him.
"SABINE!?" Ezra exclaimed, backing up against the counter behind him by instinct, then remembering the stealth part of these missions and lowering his tone, "it's not what it looks like! I mean maybe it is what it looks like, if it looks like what it is, but, uh... what are you doing, anyway? Do you normally wait up in the galley to scare unsuspecting spectres? Huh, that was fun to say."
"Let's just say my curiosity got the better of me." Sabine stood up and walked over to him, "After all, what is it they say back on Lothal? 'Curiosity catches the Loth Cat?' And it looks like," she pointed an accusatory finger at Ezra, poking him in the chest as she stepped forward, "that's exactly what I just caught."
"Uh," Ezra said, and even though he thought Sabine might be a little upset, he also noticed how lovely she looked in the low lighting of the galley, which actually made him all the more nervous, "technically, I think the phrase is curiosity killed the Loth Cat. You're not, uh, planning to...."
"Of course not," Sabine said, and there was a bit of a laugh in her tone, "I just wanted to know."
"Well," Ezra shrugged, "now you know."
"No," Sabine said, "I know who, not why. What's your angle?"
"Angle?" Ezra asked.
"Was this an attempt to bribe me or something?" Sabine asked.
"If I wanted to bribe you," Ezra asked, "don't you think I would've let you know it was me?"
Sabine nodded. "Not even you are that stupid."
"Right," Ezra said, "I just. I'm still trying to finish my second box of Loth-Crackers, so on the last supply run, I grabbed a box of cookies instead, and gave myself this secret mission to sneak them in here— Jedi practice, that's all."
"That's all?"
"Yeah," Ezra's feet shuffled, "That, and I noticed how happy you always are over something as small as cookies, and I, I don't know. It's the only time you smile unless something's blowing up, and I, I don't know…."
As he'd been talking, Sabine had turned and stood next to him, leaning against the same countertop. He turned to look at her, and noticed a bittersweet expression, and thought it might be wise to stop talking and start listening. After a moment, his listening finally paid off, and Sabine spoke up.
"Uj'alayi."
"What?"
"Uj'alayi," she crossed her arms, though not gruffly, "one of my favorite cakes. When I was little, my dad would make it for us for special occasions. I haven't had it since before...."
Sabine shook her head, and Ezra nodded for her to continue.
"It's a secret Mandalorian recipe," she explained, "those molasses cookies don't hold a candle to it, but it's the closest you can get when you're... when you don't know the recipe. Taking a bite of one is like...." she smiled a little and shook her head again.
Sabine had never said this much to him in one conversation, but Ezra didn't want her to stop. He wanted to keep hearing more about her, getting to know her more, but realized she'd closed herself off again, and respected that.
"That's," Ezra shrugged, "thank you for sharing."
"Thank you," Sabine said.
Much to Ezra's surprise, she wrapped an arm around him in a hug, so quick it was done and over before Ezra even realized it's happened, though he could still feel its lingering warmth, even as she said goodnight and left the galley.
Ezra watched the smile on her face as long as he could as she left, then smiled to himself in return as he tucked her box of cookies back where they belonged in the pantry and whispered, "best mission ever."
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#fanfiction#sabezra#ezrabine#sabine wren#ezra bridger#headcanon#kazzy writes#kazzy writes fanfic#swr#cw food#sabezra fanfiction#star wars rebels#star wars rebels season 2#canon compliant#hera syndulla#c1 10p#otp: im counting on you
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Hux had a strange relationship with food. He wouldn't call it a disorder because in his life everything must be in order. So rather than fix problems he preferred lying to himself. He doesn't call it lying of course. It's just... Not exactly the truth but close enough for him.
When It comes to Kylo he could eat a table if it would be well-prepared. I mean... If It was edible. Em.. Yup he just loves food. He eats a lot and he actually can cook. And he can't look at Hux eating these ration bars. Especially when he knows that this is probably his only meal for all day.
Because Hux basically lives on kaff, ration bars, stims, cigarettes and FO instant noodles when he has better days. Kylo is impressed that Hux never collapsed on the bridge because of that.
One day he cooked him a proper meal. Hux was looking at the plate on his desk.
"What is the meaning of this Ren?"
" Meaning? Its food. You know. The real one not this fake trashy bars. Sit down and eat"
Hux only rolled his eyes.
" I don't have time for nonsense "
" Oh sorry. You think it was a request?"
"Excuse me?"
"It was an order General. Sit down and eat. "
"Fuck yourself Ren."
"Well no fucking till you eat"
" You can't say that! "
" i can and i just did it. Hux .. Just try alright ? I've done it by myself... "
Hux closed his eyes and sighed. He murmured silent "fine" and sat behind the desk. He sighed again taking a fork and looking at the plate like it was going to eat him. "Okay fine" he told himself. "It's fine"
"Hux?"
"Am i talking to you Ren?"
"Um... I... Don't know ?"
"Right. Then shut up" He was good at forcing himself to do things that he actually didn't want to do. So he ate. Not a lot, but he ate. "Happy? You ignorant walking trash can?"
"Did you like it?"
" It doesn't really matter. At least not for me Ren. Can you... Leave ?"
"What?"
"Just get out" and he left. And Hux didn't know who he hated more. Kylo because he actually left him alone? The plate? Because it was still on his desk? Or himself ? Because of everything.
Kylo showed up the next day with a pack of ration bars and protein shakes. Hux looked at him silently.
"I.. i am sorry... It wasn't fair. I should have warned you and asked i ... I was just worried.. I... Brought you something that you might like better i guess ? Em... Just... Please make sure you eat more than one of these all day... "
"Ah. Is that an order Ren?"
" I already apologized, Hux. Do not make it harder. " Hux looked at the bars and took one.
" I will make sure. " He went silent again And tried not to look at Kylo" And Ren... I.. I know you are right and It wasn't bad. The meal... I just... "
" i know. Take care of yourself Hux or i will start taking care of you. And believe me you wouldn't like it"
Hux actually laughed
" I don't have any complaints about your care as far"
" Do you now...? " Kylo crossed his arms. " Should i cook you another meal?"
"I... No. At least not now. Maybe... Some day. But i wouldn't mind fucking..."
"Greedy, aren't you? " Kylo rolled his eyes and smiled.
If you are interested the "Some day" did happen. Hux was laying next to Kylo on the bed. He was eating pasta. Because it was the most similar food to instant noodles, and he knew he could somehow push It through.
" And? Is it fine?"
"Bearable."
Kylo smiled.
"No one would believe me if i said that this is an actual compliment coming from you"
" No one would also believe that you moan like a common whore but you don't brag about it, aren't you?"
" You should have listened to yourself, sweetie pie" Hux choked at the fork and glared at him angrily. But then Kylo hugged him, and he almost forgot why he was so angry. And he thought that one day he could actually enjoy this. Ren cooking for him, hugging him, smiling at him and taking care. It was strange. But bearable. And It was in fact a compliment.
#armitage hux#star wars#general hux#headcanon#kylo ren#kylux#hux#star wars fanfiction#fanfiction#i guess#kinda fluff#hux have strange relationship with food#and with Kylo#ft.table#they deserve each other
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This might be a weird ask, so please disregard if you’re not interested in answering it.
I think you mentioned once that you like to cook, and a lot of your fics have mentions of food (which I love btw). So I was wondering: Do you have specific meals/recipes that make you think of certain clones? Or, do you have any headcanons as to Earth-based meals/foods specific clones would deem their favorite?
Not a weird ask at all! I do love to cook, and I'm always down to talk about food 💚
I will always think about fresh pasta with wild mushroom ragu when I think about Waxer thanks to "The Sixth Language." I have actually made that meal, and it's delicious. (I also tried to do the sexy cooking lesson with my partner, which was... Less successful 💀)
I personally headcanon that every clone has a massive sweet tooth thanks to their enhanced metabolisms and the fact that they didn't get sweets growing up. I also think they would pretty much all enjoy spicy food. This HC is for sure influenced by how spicy Mandalorian cuisine is supposed to be.
I think a lot of family-style meals would be really appealing to the clones, just because they would appreciate the sense of community. Any meal where a big group of people gathers around a table to eat and drink and laugh and talk and bond—I think that would be a dream come true for a lot of the clones. NB I'm not necessarily talking about literal biological family here; I mean it in the sense of the people you love and care about most—whomever that may include.
As far as specific foods:
I think Gregor would have a weakness for cheeseburgers (and apparently pineapple).
Dogma seems like a risotto man to me, for some reason (the technique would appeal to him, I think). He would probably love the precision of molecular gastronomy.
We know the Bad Batch loves sushi! I think seafood would be popular with a lot of the clones because they grew up on an oceanic world (though to be honest, I don't know whether their diets actually included seafood on Kamino, or whether it was just nutrient sludge).
I think Crosshair would love ramen—if he ever got a chance to actually take a bite of it.
Jesse seems like he would be very aware of his macros, and he'd be a surprisingly good cook. Mapo tofu would be his specialty. He would tell you exactly how many grams of protein was in it.
Tup... Vegetarian. Idk why, he just gives the vibe. But he'd be sneaky about it. He'd feed you the most amazing meal of your life, and you'd never even realize it was vegan.
Fireball would probably love poke bowls. Extra avocado, please!
Kix is addicted to junk food, and if anyone teases him about it, he'll be extra shaky next time he has to give them an injection. Jesse is constantly trying to get him to do better.
Rex has been a Sunday roast fan ever since he ate dinner with Cut and Suu.
Wolffe and Hunter seem like barbecue men—legit barbecue, not burgers and hot dogs. Like cochinita pibil, Texas-style brisket, barbacoa, Carolina whole hog. FIRE🔥
Cody secretly loves cheap pizza (think Little Caesar's), but if you asked him his favorite food, he'd probably say something like coq au vin. Don't get me wrong, he likes coq au vin too; it just doesn't scratch that particular itch.
The entire Coruscant Guard loves street food. Any kind of street food. If it comes from a food truck and can be eaten while walking, they're happy.
Damn, this got out of hand! I could go on until the world ended, but I have to stop somewhere. Thank you for the amazing question, Alli! It was so much fun to think about. And I'm so happy you enjoy the way I work food into my fics! One of my upcoming multichapter stories has an OC who is an aspiring cookbook author, and there is SO. MUCH. FOOD in that fic.
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So, today on silly headcanons that don’t matter and would probably never apply to the batch’s situation but I like them anyway: Random thoughts on what would happen if each of the batchers had to make a cake (and had unlimited access to all of the ingredients that they’d need):
Omega: Woo!! Cake!! *makes a bunch of space chocolate (there’s space chocolate, right?) cupcakes with a few different colors of icing so that she can put them together and make it look like Ruby. Wrecker keeps walking by to help out and even sneaks her some ruby chocolate chips so it can be a ruby chocolate Ruby cupcake cake. The end result is very cute, even if Omega does have to end up having to use mantell mix to make the face (someone kept eating her cupcakes and she ran out by the time she got to the face). The kitchen, though—it’s a complete disaster by the end, and Omega had the best time making that mess*
Hunter: So…my batter’s cured solid in the mixer. Is that supposed to happen? *Okay, so, his cake looks gorgeous. He’s managed to paint a sunset on Pabu onto what looks like a three tiered cake with buttercream, and it’s got this amazing texture and impressionistic look. Unfortunately, when you cut into it, it’s just three tiers of ground up ration bars fused into a kind of concrete using burnt caramel. It tastes like sand and death.*
Echo: It’ll be perfect as long as I follow the recipe. *He looks at the recipe, sees at least five ingredients he can’t eat, and decides to make a smoothie that he can eat instead. He’s not a big fan of cake, and that’s okay. It’s a really good smoothie.*
Tech: Baking is just chemistry. What could go wrong? *Lots of things. Lots of things can go wrong. Turns out that chemistry (outside of biochem) is a bit of a blind spot for Tech, and our guy can’t just follow directions without experimenting a little. Or a lot. In the end, he does end up with something. It’s not cake, but it’s definitely something. Some might call it clam chowder in a bread bowl. Really good clam chowder in a bread bowl. Just—it’s definitely not cake.*
Crosshair: Hhmm. *Crosshair can’t be too bothered to make a cake, so he buys three boxes of space funfetti cake mix, follows the directions on the box exactly, stacks the three funfetti cakes with funfetti icing in between, and then decorates the whole thing with the icing leftover from both Hunter’s and Omega’s cakes. That said, his piping is amazing. Everyone’s afraid to eat his cake because it looks so pretty. He also ate about five of Omega’s cupcakes, but it’s okay—she kept putting them on his side of the table so that he would.*
Wrecker: YEAH! CAKE TIME, BABY!! *disappears for three days and re-emerges with this gravity defying illusion cake that looks like the Maurader flying over a rocky moon full of B-1s. The B-1s are made of tempered chocolate and full of salted caramel, he’s using at least four different flavors of cake and three different kinds of cream filling, there’s a ganache river on the moon surface, the marauder cake is actually levitating (because Star Wars), it has jets of sugar glass that actually light up coming out of the engine, AND it fires choux pastry proton bombs that actually explode with jogan fruit mousse when they hit the ground. There’s even a whole section especially made for Echo so that he can eat it. And it all tastes perfect. He ends up the designated cake guy on the rare occasions they need a cake, and he couldn’t be more delighted.*
#the bad batch#anyway my general headcanon is that Wrecker would be#both the best cook and the best baker#because he’s the one who cares most about what food actually tastes like#for Hunter it’s more about the smell and the texture#and for Echo it’s more about whether or not he can eat it at all#or whether it will make him sick#Omega is still a kid so she’d still be learning if she ever got the chance to cook at all#Crosshair just wants to finish his damn lunch for once he doesn’t care what it is#and Tech I’m not sure#all that said#most of them have spent most of their lives eating ration bars and nothing else#that’s what they’re used to.#AND it kind of seems like cooking and baking is something of a luxury in the GFFA#but that could just be because of who we are usually following in Star Wars
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Been thinking about the paprika situation...
And I've decided that Anakin and Obi-Wan, at least at first, operate in separate spheres of this Venn Diagram I've got going on in my head about spices.
Obi-Wan is a "spices as in spicy, make my mouth hurt, please" person, partly because he built up a tolerance trying to keep up with Satine.
Anakin is a "spices as in fifteen kinds of dried herbs in one dish" person, because that's what Shmi used (going by the hanging plants in their house), and I feel like Tatooine didn't really have hot peppers
The first few years together are just them taking turns cooking the mildest versions of the foods they like to accustom each other to Intense Spices of the other variety.
Obi-Wan is a soap cilantro person and it takes bb Anakin a month to be convinced this isn't a flavor that Obi-Wan can learn to love
Obi-Wan eats Mandalorian ghost peppers straight.
Anakin makes a stew and is like "salt and pepper and chives and celery and onion and garlic powder and cumin and turmeric and rosemary and basil and thyme and soy sauce and butter and cardamom and nutmeg and--"
Anakin's had like. Coarse ground black pepper. Table pepper.
From @atagotiak on discord:
If Anakin doesn’t have great spice tolerance, as a teen he definitely causes himself a bunch of unnecessary suffering at least once because he wants to show he can be strong and handle it.
Even though Obi-Wan probably wouldn’t like, make fun of him for wanting stuff that’s a little bit milder.
I feel like Anakin would like hot stuff, just maybe not super hot stuff
Tbh, while super hot stuff can be fun, it does end up being flatter sometimes. All the other flavours are just masked by hot and pain
He likes flavor! Spicy is a flavor! But numb is not.
Anakin spends a lot of time experimenting with substitutes for the herbs he's used to. There's an ongoing antagonistic situation with a local grocery clerk that has to argue with this random 12yo about parsley and nutmeg and seaweed every single week.
The grocer likes Obi-Wan because he just comes in, finds the pepper aisle, and goes ham.
Anakin finds an herb with the same name but it tastes so much different and he’s convinced the clerk is lying or stupid but really it’s just the cultivar
Anakin making heart eyes at saffron, because he's never been able to afford that before, and he wishes he could send some to his mom.
Just think about Anakin making biscuits and throwing himself into a tizzy over cardamom vs cinnamon for the flavor.
#Anakin Skywalker#Obi Wan Kenobi#food#food headcanons#anakin and obi wan#shmi skywalker#mentions of#Obitine#phoenix posts#star wars
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@evilwriter37 and I were discussing what the Bad Batch would think about ice cream.
Wrecker: Eats too much too quickly at first and gets brain freeze and hates it. Yet he keeps eating it and realizes he loves it.
Omega: Loves it! Especially since it’s something she can do with Wrecker.
Echo: Likes it, and joins Wrecker and Omega half for the social aspect.
Hunter: Likes it but hides that he does.
Crosshair: Same.
Tech: Also likes it and hides that he does.
evilwriter37 about these last three: I can picture them all eating it and hiding it from each other.
Now I just picture them in three separate corners of a room, backs turned, eating it, and shooting the others secretive glances, if this were comedic fanart, that is.
Wrecker with Omega on his shoulders, both eating ice cream, and Echo, also eating ice cream, enter: So what are you three doing?
This is where Hunter and Crosshair bolt like startled wild animals, and Tech is over there with ice cream on his face.
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Sōma Yukihira from Food Wars! is an Avatar of the Flesh.
#souma yukihira#food wars#shougeki no soma#the magnus archives#tma#tma headcanons#avatar of the flesh
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hiii ingrid. do you have any headcanons about mandalore cuisine and/or bo-katan's relationship to mando cuisine. what are her favorite dishes, etc ... ❤️
Omg what a great ask, thank you!!!!!!
This post (and this person's blog in general) is a super cool writeup about mandalorian cuisine and I feel like it reflects most of my headcanons. I imagine overall that their food would be spicy, aromatic, hearty, and utilitarian. Lots of stews and soups and things like that, dishes that take one pot to cook and one bowl to consume.
I'm sure in the modern era they probably eat MREs in the field (we do see Bo make instant soup, etc.) but I also feel like they're the type of culture who, even nomadic groups or those on war campaigns, would prioritize cooking large meals with real ingredients as much as possible, as something to gather around communally and boost morale, etc.
I envision that Sundari under the new mandos was more of a global city without a huge focus on traditional food or culture in general, rather a mix of (mostly core world) fare from around the gffa. I could see trad mando food becoming something that's mostly eaten on occasions and holidays, for example, whereas most of the restaurants or what people eat day to day is imported/loaned cuisine from other cultures or "fusion" type fare.
Bo would've grown up eating mostly this— or really in my headcanons, mostly junk food and energy drinks, the depressed weirdgirl diet— so I could totally see her getting way into trad mando cuisine from a reactionary standpoint once she starts going down that path, lol.
I envision Concordia being much more traditional— obviously— and less modernized, so I'm sure they tend to still eat trad cuisine as their actual staple diet. I feel like one of her favorite parts of visiting there, even before getting sucked into death watch, would've been enjoying all this exciting and delicious ✨truly mandalorian✨ food (and getting immersed in the old culture she's so obsessed with in general, honestly.)
For her favorite foods— definitely uj cake, I headcanon her to be big into sweets and comfort food (the blogger above has a great recipe btw!)
I feel like she would love tiingilar too (which *I* have a great recipe for that I'm going to post soon!) It's probably the most iconic mandalorian dish— I could see it being considered very patriotic, especially by the more uh, nationalist types lol.
I do headcanon that Bo herself would be a terrible cook— growing up with palace chefs making all your food that isn't packaged snacks and then going straight into nomadic militia life will do that to you 😂
#thank you for this!!!!! it was so fun omg#sorry it's long.... i'm too autistic abt star wars AND food lol#headcanons#mandalore politics#(kinda)#bo katan kryze
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Some quick soft Palpatine headcanons:
Imagine laying in bed, the Coruscant traffic in the background, hugged by soft sheets. Palpatine tracing circles your back with his finger, a soft smile on his lips.
I think he'd be a good hugger. Imagine him embracing you and speaking to you in an almost-whisper, his voice low and warm. "I missed you," he'd say, or "It's just you and me now."
Sipping wine and staying up too late, feet pulled up on the couch, chuckling and letting the haziness of the night take over
The forehead kisses. While hugging, or quickly in passing. While cupping your face. As comfort or out of joy
Palpatine isn't one for cooking, but that doesn't mean you can't come home to a chef-prepared dinner. He'll be all smug about it and behave like a gentleman
Taking a bath together and him caressing your skin, playing with your hair, talking about anything and everything, but the words don't even matter as much as his lips ghost your skin, breathing you in
Slight touches throughout the day. Helping you with a zipper, brushing a strand of hair away. Each contact small enough to be intimate, yet also electric
#I'm about to have my period which is the time of the month I cry because I'm super hungry & I want a forehead kiss so badly#all I want rn is food and hugs and I'm upset that I'm feeling sleepy even though I'm trying to sleep#sheev palpatine#sheev palpatine x reader#palpatine x reader#darth sidious#sheevposting#headcanons#palpatine#star wars#chancellor palpatine
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kanan bakes apple crumble pie twice a week. hera burns orange juice.
#sabine absolutely CAN cook. kanan taught her and she’s really intuitive. i mean she mixes explosives she has to be#but she uses her powers for evil and she WILL blow up the stove at least once#or else she’s not having fun#zeb makes either the most complex extravagant dishes or he scraps something together from bark and a cup of strange-smelling pondwater#he knows traditional meals and food on the battlefield. no inbetween#hera lived exclusively off of ration bars before kanan#depa and mace taught kanan all about food and it was a skill he held onto on purpose because it was useful and felt special#kanan was shocked by hera’s pantry when he first joined the ship#.txt#swr#star wars#sw headcanons#sw hc#kanera#shitposting#kanan jarrus#hera syndulla#sabine wren#ezra bridger#garazeb orrelios#zeb#sw rebels#star wars rebels
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You know what's interesting is I don't think the Jedi actually make a big deal about the Chosen One thing in canon. Qui-Gon presents the idea and the Council is skeptical about it, and even Obi-Wan isn't sure. Qui-Gon has been established in canon novels to have had a special interest in prophecy that the other Jedi did not share. The other Jedi believe the future is always in motion and while visions of the future may come to pass, destiny does not supersede personal autonomy and assuming the certainty of a potential future is extremely dangerous— see: Anakin being certain Padmé will die in childbirth with only a dream for evidence, and Padmé ultimately giving birth in extremely fraught circumstances she would not have ended up in if Anakin had taken the dream with a grain of salt.
I don't think we give enough credit to how weird Qui-Gon is supposed to be, because his wise old man routine obscures the fact that he's a wild card. He's the Jedi equivalent of a moon landing truther who believes in astrology. The Jedi don't believe him when he insists the Sith have returned, and their skepticism is by no means unreasonable— the Sith have been extinct in the galaxy for about as long as the Vikings have in the real world. It's much more likely that Maul is a wannabe Sith LARPer or some other dark side wielder rather than the genuine article. A Sith LARPer is still dangerous, of course, and there is a slim possibility that Qui-Gon's actually on the money this time, so they don't brush it off, but send him to investigate. By the end, it's pretty clear that Maul is indeed a Sith.
I think this is what convinces the Council to allow Anakin to be trained. Qui-Gon was right about the Sith, maybe he's right about the Chosen One— maybe. They're not going to do a 180 and take this as a sign of the prophecy's validity; they'll train Anakin like any other Jedi (much as they can considering his background and late start) and if he happens to bring balance to the Force somewhere down the line, fantastic. Yoda initially thinks they're foolish for doing even that much and doesn't believe their assessment of Anakin should change. He could see that it was extremely risky to train Anakin, and he doesn't approve of the Council moving forward with it on the hope that he'll fulfill some prophecy. (Interestingly, Yoda isn't head of the Council at this time— Mace is.)
Throughout the movies, we always hear the prophecy referenced in questions and if terms. The Jedi aren't completely certain that the prophecy will come to pass. Qui-Gon says, "He is the Chosen One," but the other Jedi say, "Is he the Chosen One?" or when they're feeling confident, "Isn't he?" Yoda even posits at one point that if it is real, it might not mean what they think it does. For Anakin's part, I can't remember a time in the films when he brings it up himself. Still, the Mortis arc makes it clear that the prophecy does refer to him. It's just that in Star Wars, prophecies only present one of many possible futures. Obi-Wan's heartbroken lament mourns this reality— instead of bringing balance to the Force, Anakin plunged the galaxy into darkness.
Anakin does ultimately fulfill the prophecy, not because of predetermined destiny, but because of his own choice. He doesn't kill Palpatine to destroy the Sith, he kills him to save his son. He realizes that he's always been able to choose his destiny. He may have been Chosen by the Force to overthrow the Sith, but it was not the Force's choice to make. The dark side represents imbalance; the Force wishes to be balanced. If it were up to the Force, I don't think Order 66 would have been allowed to happen. It was always Anakin's choice to doom the galaxy or save it, much as that choice can fall to one person. I think that's a really interesting subversion of the Chosen One trope
This whole debate about the nature and consequences of the Chosen One in canon is fascinating. I don't exactly know what I think about it, truth be told.
For one, I've seen interviews of George Lucas stating that Anakin is the Chosen One, and there's this strange aspect to him that is fundamentally linked with inevitability. His own name, according to Jett Lucas, is based on the Greek goddess of inevitability, Ananke. George Lucas has said Anakin was always the Chosen One, even as Darth Vader, and he was always supposed to be Darth Vader, and saved by Luke. So there's that. However, I still think it's also Anakin's choice to do it as he did, and he didn't kill Palpatine as the Chosen One, he killed him as a father who wanted to protect his son. So that's an interesting debate, about the degree that Anakin fulfilled his role as the Chosen One because it was prophesized he would or because he chose to (no pun intented).
Granted, the characters don't know that he is it. I think, rather than having doubts about the existence of the Chosen One, the Jedi have issues concerning his role, what that Chosen One might cause. The Force does warn, through a prophecy, that there will be a Chosen One. The question is: what will he do? What will he cause to the world as the Jedi know it? And therefore, will he keep the ideas of the Jedi or obliterate them? That's the question, the fear.
Which brings me back to the Jedi and their consideration of Anakin.
Anakin is a huge problem for a number of reasons, and I think that's the real issue:
1) no one knows what the Chosen One really should do, because "the prophecy could have been misread". The existence of the Chosen One isn't doubted, I think, but their nature, what the prophecy really says about them.
2) no one knows how Anakin as a person will deal with stuff because he has been living as a force sensitive non-jedi for 10 years, is incredibly powerful and has attachments. The Jedi distrust him because he has been raised away from the dogmas and considerations of the Order.
3) His "patron", biggest supporter, and also new attachment, is Qui-Gon Jinn. Aka the guy who isn't in the Council because he moonwalks in and out of the council chamber while telling everyone very nicely that maybe they should reconsider what they're doing. So the Jedi aren't really leaping with joy about him in general.
And the thing is, when Anakin is firstly introduced in front of the Jedi, and gets rejected, it is established that the main reason he's there is because Qui-Gon thinks he's the foretold chosen one. And they still reject him. Anakin suddenly is away from home, taken from his mom, Qui-Gon inadvertently puts a lot of weight on him by saying he's the Chosen One, and the Jedi don't want him. When they finally do allow him to join the Order, it's obvious their initial doubts are still there. The only reason they keep him is because, firstly Qui-Gon insists, and then, he dies and Obi-Wan insists for him. He practically threatens Yoda, "I will train Anakin, without the aproval of the Council, if I must." And because, in case he really is the Chosen One, it's better to keep him where we can see him, just in case. And if he's not, he's still very powerful, so we'll still keep an eye on him.
As for Anakin thinking he's the Chosen One or not, I remember (although I can't really say where I've seen it or which of the many) one interview of Hayden, where he talked about Anakin truly believing he's the Chosen One, and it's that sort of idea that he's a savior that makes him be so obsessed. He needs to save all the people, he just has to. It's his duty. And what kind of a Chosen One, a Hero With No Fear could he be, if he can't save his own mother, or his own wife and child? This isn't really stated in the movies, so obviously we can decide by ourselves whether or not we consider it canon. I myself do, because it clearly affected Hayden's performance to know that, whether or not there was dialogue to support it. But I also believe he believed he was, because, at least when he arrived and joined the Jedi, his being the Chosen One was both what, in general, allowed him to stay, and also kept him away from the other padawans and people around him.
So, yeah... I think there's this flip side of the coin, between Anakin's inevitable role as the Chosen One, and his own choice to be so. I think they're not mutually exclusive.
#i think this answer is super incoherent and rambled#but anyway#i hope some of it makes sense#and is interesting enough to warrant a debate or food for thought lmao#i've talked about things i've seen/read/watched#but obviously there's a lot i don't know and i'm not really versed in the clone wars show so i can't really talk about what happens there#i don't want to put this in the big answer but.#i think we should differenciate between the prophecy of the chosen one and the dreams anakin has#because in canon they haven't been explained. as in why he has them#except in tpm novel or such but really not that much either#also i've seen suggested that the reason anakin dreamt of his mom was because palpatine was indirectly behind the tuskens taking her#and the same about padme in a way#like palpatine forced those dreams on him to freak him out#because otherwise how could he know she was his wife or that he had dreams about her death?#anyway those might be headcanons made by fans but whatever. they're still interesting to think about#regardless there's a difference between dreams about the future and prophecies. the first can change#the second... i'm not so sure#ask#anakin skywalker
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Anime the Potatoes would watch. Let's go:
🌩Aru:
Now before you get on my case about how basic this is, I'd just like to point out that Chokshi herself said she based the series on Sailor Moon and if a show so similar to her life story doesn't catch her attention, I don't know what will. Plus Aru would definitely find the chaotic mess that is Usagi relatable...
☠Mini:
Death everywhere, creepy undertone, and a complex theme to match? Right up Mini's alley. I can totally see Mini watching this, getting invested in the philosophy, and making the other Potatoes hide every pen in sight every time she says "I will be the god of the new world"...
🥗Brynne:
Ok, this isn't a hill to die on, it's a black hole from which no ignorants can escape. Anyone is an idiot if they don't think Brynne would devour a show centered around food preparation and restaurant management faster than any of her meals. She would then look for people to have cooking matches with and I give it about 1 hour before she comes up with a recipe that would land her in the First Seat. Plus, I can see her bi self being into the fanservice...
👗Nikita:
Nikita would probably ignore the whole romantic subplot and skip straight to critiquing every outfit. On days she's in an idea slump, I can see her watching this and proceed to create upgraded magical versions. Maybe even doll versions for her and Sheela...
💤Sheela:
Sheela seems like she would be into something as dreamy as this. True, she would start an episode and half an hour later Nikita would walk in and find her a crying mess on the floor. But it would just be too beautiful and wholesome for her to not get invested...
📗Kara:
An anime going over the best teaching methods AND exposing various toxic relationships? Sign Kara up! She would fall apart with laughter, especially with Koro Sensei on screen. She might get some trauma flashbacks when she sees Nagisa's relationship with his mother though...Also, no one tell her how it ends or she won't be able to watch it through...
💖Aiden:
I know it's old, but hey Aiden loves the classics! This is the kind of show Aiden watches when no one is looking. It's funny, heartwarming, and pretty well put together. Unfortunately, Rudy catches him at one point and spills it to the others. They then proceed to tease him relentlessly by comparing Kei and Hikari to him and Aru...Aru still doesn't know why they keep calling her Ms. Second Place...
🎤Rudy:
If Rudy's gonna watch an anime, it's gotta be the one about building a band. At first he just watches it to study human high schools, but the plot just sucked him right in. He's been trying to get Aiden to watch to convince him to bring back Rudy Rocks, but Aiden is always busy (no he isn't)...
Ok, that's my list. If you think of any better matches, feel free to reblog with them!
#aru shah headcanon#anime#the pandava quintet#the potatoes#aru shah headcanons#aru shah#sailor moon#death note#food wars#my dress-up darling#clannad#assassination classroom#special a#k-on
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