“virgins to the left of me, whores to the right”
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trick or treat please(:
Item: pretzel sticks dipped in white chocolate tipped with in smoked salt
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Another day of “do I have adhd, or autism, or both, or do I just spend too much time on the websites that categorize all thoughts and behaviors as symptoms of some type of neurodivergence”
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lord help me i have fallen into the Noise and Noisette kiddos rabbithole (in part thanks to @abbyroseflame24 and @klownkoster ehehehehehe)
behold...... THEM. came up with the names Poppy and Mustard because they sounded cute 🤗
dunno what i'm gonna do with these babies yet, but take them. take my very good children. i love them very much.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION
My friends and I have started calling you the irl version of Lilia and we wished to know if you can cook because we are worried for the home if you cannot
(This is a light hearted joke)
I can (more or less) follow a recipe, which gives me the advantage! >:D ...although it is true then when left to my own devices I default to "dump in a bunch of random spices and see what happens". I...I just really like cayenne and turmeric okay --
other than that (and all the other many things that are different about us) Lilia and I are, y'know, basically identical.
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Dog-catcher poles being used to manhandle Whumpee.
Wire choking off air when Whumpee fights or fails to move fast enough, easily cutting through the skin. Hands bound behind their back so that they can’t grab the pole being used to drag them along. Whumper(s) keeping their distance because watch it, this one bites—
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