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#five hargreeves incorrect quotes
ourgoddessathena · 2 years
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Five : *Accidentally hits Y/N in the face*
Five : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Five : "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"
Y/N : "What’s wrong with you?!"
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igotanidea · 2 years
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The umbrella academy incorrect quotes
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y/n : Honestly, Diego was always my favorite of the family.
Five: Is that so?
y/n: Yes. Quite easy to impress. It’s much harder to win you over.
Five: y/n, binge-watching all episodes of House M.D.  in four days does not impress me.
Diego (running into the room) : y/n! You are an expert on medical field, I'm bleeding, what do I do?!
y/n (raising her eyebrows looking at five): See?
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Klaus: people are like trash cans...
Five: ?
Klaus: you stomp on their feet and their mouths opens...
Five: *sigh*
Klaus: oh, you don't believe me? LUTHER!
Luther: *comes in* what?
Klaus: *stomp on his feet*
Luther: *open mouth to yell*
Klaus: see?
Five: I see what you meant... *chuckle, eye roll* idiots.
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diamondri · 19 days
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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hihomeghere · 5 months
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I’m so normal about them
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highlyincorrect · 2 months
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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE
Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???
Diego; He’s asleep!
Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!
Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
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topperscumslut · 2 months
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it’s literally him
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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months
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*At Luther's wedding*
Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.
Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.
Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.
Five: seven that we'll all die, love.
Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?
Diego: Shhh...just watch
Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.
*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*
Lila: wtf?
Diego: It's giving love.
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Five: please. I am literally begging you to stop.
Me: *chugging baby benadryl straight from the bottle* IF THE HATMAN CAN'T STOP ME, THEN NEITHER CAN Y O U
Five: oh my fucking-
Me: THE HATMAN FEARS ME, AND SO SHOULD EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS MORTAL PLANE
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jasmineco2 · 6 months
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sagelovesbooks · 5 months
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Klaus's Freakout
Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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ourgoddessathena · 2 years
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Five : "You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you."
Y/N : "I want you to eat three meals a day, drink less coffee, and have a decent sleep schedule."
Five : "Absolutely not."
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igotanidea · 1 year
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Umbrella academy incorrect quotes 2
based on some very particular song :D
Klaus: so... how do you two now each other?
y/n: ...that my best friend
Lilia: ....she a real bad bitch
y/n: ....got her own money
Lila: ....she don't need no 'nig
Klaus: ......
Luther: so ... how did you meet?
Lila: on the dancefloor
y/n: she had two..
Lila: .....three
y/n: ....drinks, she was twerking, throwing out and coming back in.
Diego: That's my girl
Five (eyes rolling) : great, another two idiots in the family.
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Even if cats could talk, they wouldn't. They prefer judging in silence, wich I totally understand.
Five Hargreeves, probably
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thehargreevesfamily · 6 months
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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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hihomeghere · 6 months
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