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Out of context thought of the day
I can't think straight, because my head is too full of sea shanties.
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vi-the-fairy · 1 year
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Most cough drop brands: I'm crafted to look like shiny hard candy so you will be more at ease when you need to reach for me.
Fisherman's Friend: I will not hide behind a facade. I am but a puck of menthol. I look like I could be rat poison. Also I fucked your dad.
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nucklecrunch · 2 years
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I'm eating a fisherman's friend and I'll tell you what's happening, Jack Frost had too much cherry soda and had a kidney stone and it's in my mouth. That's what this is
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shripscapi · 1 year
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I have seen art of the collector but where is the love for the humble fisherman
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ltwilliammowett · 7 months
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So the skeleton certainly didn't die. But the young man it once was, he was probably under 35 years old and his knee-high leather boots were good craftsmanship and probably belonged to a sailor or fisherman from the late 15th or early 16th century. It is most likely that he drowned, but whether he was pushed or fell or killed himself, no one knows.
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pushing500 · 8 months
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Candlelight and Barghest are coping with their flu misadventures by discussing catastrophic disasters, and Kaz is just shouting across the hospital at Zonovo about weaponry.
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Wookshys is making friends with Kawoo's dad, Brines, by the river (there's a bathing spot set up on the other side of the bridge from the fishing spot). I guess Brines must have missed the memo that we don't like Wookshys in this colony.
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I'm grateful for the animals' help around my colony, I'm just saying I don't know if the murder-blade-dog-monster is a good candidate for carrying the baby around, is all.
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vampiregeese · 13 days
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he wants to be Karl Heinrich Ulrichs so bad. because uhm. manor reference. has anyone other than me even read that. can anyone hear me
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danwithouttheplan · 1 month
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hey man I'm not gonna tell you what you can or can't do I'm just gonna say that if I were a whale carcass at the bottom of the ocean and you were a deep sea critter I would allow you to make a tiny little feast of my corporeal flesh
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ortofosforico · 9 months
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Love that Elliott speaks like a time traveler from the 19th century, who's stuck in the present so he might as well go with the flow for most part of the game.
But when he tries to confess he speaks normally.
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princessmo · 5 months
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all you bitches who got vermont or california or washington on spotify...could NEVER be me i got mf newfoundland theyre sending my ass to the maritimes
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victorinoxghoul · 3 months
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उसे ऐसे गिराओ जैसे बिजली किसी पेड़ पर गिरती है
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is this a death threat or a command
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fisherman-fight · 1 year
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whats the weirdest submission you've gotten so far
so far: the boy from the dreamworks logo, dads worldwide, every single person on the cast of the deadliest catch, THE TORNADO FROM SHARKNADO, and "the weatherman" from "that sea shanty tiktok"
(if you submitted one of these, i want you to know that i love them all and i am so glad i got to read someone's case for why the tornado is a fisherman)
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heatherfield · 25 days
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And me too!!! Redcricket selkie au please and thank you 😊
I knew you'd see that.
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Like, doesn't this just scream Red Cricket?!?!!?
Definitely a little treasure to tuck away and see what I could do with later...
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cinnamonchampion · 11 months
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I'm a violent defender of these types of fisherman memes. There just do funny 💔
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Writers' Month 2023 Masterlist
Thank you as always to the mods of @writersmonth, one of my favourite events, to everyone who prompted me this year, and to everyone who kudos'd, commented, liked and reblogged!
1 blossom and on an island - An Outcrop of Rocks and Grass for @spiced-wine-fic - Rings of Power, Bronwyn and Arondir spot a potential settling place.
2. camping - and we will carry on - Hobbit, modern reincarnation AU, Bard takes the kids camping, in the hope that the place he found last time will help them recover from their loss.
3. festival - She's So Fine - Hobbit, modern heavy metal AU, Sigrid isn't quite sure what she's doing when she invites the rest of Thranduil's band back to their campsite, after Thranduil's dragged her da off into the darkness, especially because Thranduil's bass player is the most beautiful woman she's ever laid eyes on.
4. memories - Everything We Have Learned for @verecunda and @glorf1ndel - LotR/Hobbit, part of My Heart Is An Empty Vessel, Legolas and his father begin to talk about his mother at long last.
5. sun and poolside - Summer Sun - King Arthur (2004), one uncomfortably hot day, the people of the fortress take a trip north of the Wall.
6. surf - Ride the Waves for @antares0606 and @bae-owyn - LotR, part of A Little Piece of the Sea, Imrahil tells Legolas of a popular pastime among the young (and not-so-young) of Dol Amroth.
7. in the mountains - A Silver Ribbon and the Sea for @spiced-wine-fic - Rings of Power, Bronwyn on the journey to Pelargir.
8. fishing - One of Us - Fishermen's Friends, Morgan joins Jim on the boat one morning, and they figure out his place in the band.
9. warmth and home for the summer - Fresh Water for @spiced-wine-fic - Rings of Power, Bronwyn, Arondir and Theo investigate the island across the bay from Pelargir.
10. sandcastle and lifeguard AU - Unpredictable for @eowyn7023 - Hobbit, Sigrid meets a very nice lifeguard when Tilda gets into trouble swimming in the Long Lake.
11. sweat - Like A World Ending - Peaky Blinders, Arthur Shelby never came home from France, not in any of the ways that matter.
12. lemonade and band AU - Walk of Shame for @scary-grace - Hobbit, modern heavy metal AU, Bard hadn’t been looking forward to doing the walk of shame back to the campsite from Thranduil’s tour bus, but having company does take some of the edge off it - although given that the company is his eldest daughter, he isn’t entirely certain how to feel about it.
13. fan and cruise ship - A Fan for the Stage for @myeaglesong - Hobbit, modern heavy metal AU, Thranduil's band is booked on a metal cruise, and Bard and co are invited along.
14. bonfire - A Talisman for @redeemer46 - Hobbit, part of My Heart Is An Empty Vessel, Thranduil has never quite been able to understand why the people of Dale kept the Midsummer bonfire as part of their celebrations, after what happened to their old home.
15. blue and neighbourhood barbecue - Better Late Than Never for @antares0606 - Hobbit, part of the modern AU A Kiss In The Cold And Dark, at a street party for the coronation, Thranduil gets to know some of Bard's friends, and makes a decision.
16. energy - Ash and Dust for @piyo-13 - LotR, the twins are so tired of their endless quest for revenge, but they can't admit it to each other, and they can't stop.
17. at a wedding - Court Etiquette for @inthecrevicesofmycrispytoes - Hobbit, Thranduil is very bored at the wedding of Thorin Oakenshield and Bilbo Baggins, but then he meets the new King of Dale, who has never been to one of these events before.
18. restaurant AU - Mr Underhill's Finest Seafood Specialities for CyanSoul on AO3 - LotR/Hobbit, Frodo is flustered to realise that famous food critic Thorin Oakenshield has booked a table at his Uncle Bilbo's seafood restaurant. Not nearly as flustered as his Uncle Bilbo, though, it turns out.
19. cloud, Passing Shadow - LotR, the twins take a moment to rest, after the end of the War of the Ring.
20. fireworks - A Rain of Coloured Stars for @myeaglesong - LotR, on the slopes of Mount Doom, Frodo has a brief, bright memory of home, before the Ring came into his life and changed it beyond repair.
21. hammock - Outwitted - LotR, the twins have a habit of hogging Glorfindel's hammock, but Glorfindel doesn't really mind all that much.
22. human/non-human AU - Rewilding for CyanSoul on AO3 - LotR, modern merpeople AU, Faramir, recovering from the loss of his brother and his father in the wake of Eye-Corp's failed attempt to ruin their seaside home with a giant golf course and marina, meets a strange woman swimming in the sea near his uncle's island home... (CyanSoul tells me this is the first mermaid!Éowyn fic on AO3! :D )
23. storm and in the woods - always played a part for @scary-grace and @spiced-wine-fic - Hobbit, modern reincarnation AU, Thranduil watches Bard's children exploring the ruins of his home, and marvels at how alike they are to their predecessors, how much he has missed them.
24. summer - Climbing Upwards for @spiced-wine-fic - Rings of Power, Bronwyn and Arondir, in their first full summer on the island, contemplate the future, and Arondir gives their new settlement a name.
25. relax and at a concert - floating high above for @eowyn7023 - Hobbit, modern heavy metal AU, Sigrid, at a really sensational rock show, takes a moment to drift off, thinking of how great her life is just now.
26. found - the tale as it is told for Anon (if you have an AO3 please let me know, I'd love to make this a gift to you!) - LotR, Imrahil tells Legolas how Dol Amroth was founded and named.
27. on the beach - a treaty of friendship and love for @verecunda - LotR, part of A Little Piece of the Sea, Legolas has a conversation with Imrahil's grandson Alphros, and another with Lothíriel, about Imrahil's sons' disdain for him.
28. bright and mythological AU - Restoration for CyanSoul on AO3 and Anon on here (if you have an AO3 please let me know, I'd love to make this a gift to you!) - LotR, modern merpeople AU, Faramir adjusts to having a mermaid for a - well, 'girlfriend' isn't the right word, and he's still not quite sure what is.
29. fireflies and at a cabin - Honey-Cakes and Mead for @sallysavestheday - LotR/Silmarillion, Glorfindel and Ecthelion, reunited, pass a quiet evening in Valinor.
30. happy and children - little sunshine for Anon (if you have an AO3 please let me know, I'd love to make this a gift to you!) - LotR/Hobbit, Thranduil and little Legolas encounter a deer and her fawn, and Thranduil learns that there is still happiness in his world, although his wife is gone.
31. fall and at a hotel - Another Night in Room 305 - Hobbit, modern AU, Bard has to go home at the end of his conference, but hopefully he and Thranduil will be able to stay in touch…
31 fics for 31 days, 38,483 words (phew!) - back next year!
Next from me: Innumerable Stars 2023, and a fic whose premise came to me in a dream. :D
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carrickbender · 5 months
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In the summer of 2008, I fished for a boat that was part of 4 boat group I helped christen 'The Gorilla Flotilla'. Save for one or 2 of the 12 person crew, we were all a bunch of good intentioned, hard working fishermen, toiling away for honest but foul mouthed tyrants. And when we were in town, we drank... heavily. Our 'crew' would roll out, and we drank away our sorrows by literally drinking the town of Kodiak dry of Jamieson whiskey. I mean, I'm sure we had a little help from friends but when you go from bar to bar(there's only 6 in downtown) and the liquor store was close by, it wasn't too hard... Of that group, 3 are dead- all accidental, all flukes, horrible accidents; 2 own boats, and have become loveable tyrants themselves; 4 of us have kids and have become working stiffs; 1 became a Dr.; A few are lost, but those who remain are still keeping within the navigational beacons. Mostly.
This song was one of our anthems, something more than a few of us sang loudly and surprisingly on key while 'well lubricated'. And while we most definitely sang it musically better than it's original singer, he sang it with a whimsy and emotion that we couldn't. I'm thankful for Sean McGowan's music, and am glad he's free from the pains of this life.
Rest eternal Sean, far from this dirty old town, and may light perpetual shine upon you.
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