hey beast do u want some fries man i think some fries and a good burger would be good for u
"Oh, burger time, burger time, will you have some burgs of mine?"
"Lumiere, for the last time"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A HAMBURGER IS"
"The Master doesn't like hamburgers!"
"The Master doesn't like hamburgers?" / "The Master doesn't like French fries!"
"Maybe it's because he's an aristocrat"
"What are we all complaining about?"
"I like puppies and ponies and the fireplace and..."
"AAAGH!"
"I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS"
With thanks and apologies to BloodStainBlade
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for the last time, graystripe, I don't know what a boop-o-meter is
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i haven't read the latest Warrior Cats book yet but how do you think Firestar feels about a cat named WAFFLEPAW joining the Clans?
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the new warrior cats survey about nominating people’s pets as characters in one of the upcoming books and one of the names is wafflepaw... if you don’t vote for this, you are a FRAUD... don’t forget your roots warriors fandom.
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(Harold, sobbing)
George: what's wrong Harold?-
Harold: (sob) TinyTotCrayon doesn't like wafflesssss!!!!!!!
George: TinyTotCrayon doesn't like waffles?-
Melvin: TinyTotCrayon doesn't like cookies :(
C.u: I found a carrot :D
Krupp: will you all please stop making warriors refrences-
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Yuffie: Ohhhhh, waffle time, it's waffle time! Will you have some waffles of mine?
Nanaki: For the last time, Yuffie, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WAFFLE IS!
Yuffie: Nanaki doesn't like waffles! 🥺
Cloud: Nanaki doesn't like waffles?
Tifa: Nanaki doesn't like cookies!
The rest of Avalanche:
indistinct chatter
Tifa: I like puppies and ponies and MySpace.com.
Cait Sith: I FOUND A CARROT!!!
Nanaki: ARGH! I'm surrounded by idiots!
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Firestar doesn't like that good hash 😿
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As stupid as it sounds, every time I hear the name of Hunter's new palisman this is all that comes to my mind.
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For Warrior Bites: What about one of the clans having a sort of dip, like a cat version of salsa or gravy?
mhhh fried grasshopper-poppers sizzling on the grillstone and whipping up a juniper-gravy dipping sauce. Warrior cat nuggies.
I initially planned for WindClan to be the ones to make dipping sauces, since they love novelty, have breadcrumbs, and have a lot of rabbit meat on hand to bread and fry. Plus the grasshoppers. But the more I think about it, it's the sort of thing all the clans EXCEPT RiverClan would do.
ThunderClan's dipping sauces would be fruity or honey-based, and they'd have a lot of gravy. Mostly they use these as marinades, not dipping sauces.
Because ShadowClan ferments and has access to vinegar, plus the marshes and pine trees full of birds and eggs, they have the ability to make something similar to mayonnaise which can be made into tartar sauce or remoulade. Not to mention their access to juniper, mushrooms, rosemary, and other spices...
WindClan is the only Clan that can bread and fry things, and BOY do they want sauce. Problem is that they may not have a ton of spices on the moor. They CAN make blood sauce, though, since they have so many rabbits. It would taste deliciously salty; rare before the Lake Territory when you have to boil plant roots to get that.
RiverClan is touchy about their food culture. They think raw fish is healthier for you, and prefer it to be roasted or baked. If they put their mind to it though, there's tons of spices and herbs to be found by the river. Not to mention that they can make fish sauce, if they ever decided to ferment it.
And SkyClan? While you weren't looking they just stole your ketchup. Sorry.
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