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phoenixyfriend · 5 months
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One of my favorite groupchat gags is seeing a notification in the nsfw channel, taking a look, and being faced by the latest OSHA violation that @thisarenotarealblog has cursed us with.
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Colloquially nsfw? No. Technically unsafe for work? Yeah. Very.
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prodogg · 1 year
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Royal drama queens
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waterfire1848 · 4 months
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We all talk about smol Azula but the truth is both Zuko and Azula are smol.
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shiftythrifting · 9 months
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I know it's a candle holder, but it had such a curve to it my first thought was, "country boys make do".
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ilikepjo24 · 1 month
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Sometimes I randomly think about how Zuko actually had the nerve to look Azula in the eye and go "No LigHtnInG tOdAY?"
Like, bitch? No lightning everyday? No bitches everyday? No therapy everyday? No functioning right eye everyday? No functioning right ear everyday? No symmetrical face everyday? No mother figure everyday? No father figure everyday? No will to live everyday? No honor everyday?
The most roastable bitch in the whole show actually tried to mock the girl that loves to cook him at any given chance and was genuinely surprised when it went south.
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phoeeling · 2 years
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my sister said to me that she doesn’t think Azula would’ve killed Aang if not to bring Zuko home, and that made me realize something very interesting.
Azula doesn’t have a reason to want to capture Aang.
Not anymore than the rest of the Fire Nation. She wasn’t ordered to, but she was ordered to bring Zuko (and Iroh) home. Which she does, by killing Aang and giving Zuko the credit.
And you know what’s interesting? During the main four interactions Azula has with Aang during the second season, she sends Mai and Ty Lee away. She leaves them to fight Katara and Sokka, she leaves them to chase the bison she knows doesn’t have the Avatar, she fights him solo on the Drill and she leaves them to guard a bear and an empty throne while she takes on the Avatar in the catacombs.
She separates herself from them to fight Aang four different times.
From anyone else, it could be a pride thing. But Azula has shown on multiple occasions that she does not value pride above all else. She is insanely strategic, and she’s fine with making it look like someone else is winning if it means she has the upperhand. She admits when she needs help, hence having Mai and Ty Lee in the first place and Zuko in Ba Sing Se. She even apologizes to Ty Lee that one time. Azula does not value pride over results.
She doesn’t celebrate prematurely, either— during the Drill episode, she’s practically the only one who isn’t celebrating the victory. Azula doesn’t celebrate a victory until it’s final. Whereas Iroh in his flashback, a prideful man, had been boasting about burning Ba Sing Se to the ground.
Pride. It’s the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.
It’s as if Azula is trying to capture/eliminate Aang specifically just to give Zuko the credit. The lack of witnesses, the way she seems to pursue the mission as a personal one. She intends to bring Zuko back to the Fire Nation as Ozai requested, but she intends to bring him back her way and get him unbanished.
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Health Canada is recalling 68,000 garage heaters from Canadian Tire and other retailers because of concerns the product is overheating and in some cases, starting fires.
The national health agency issued a recall notice on Thursday, asking consumers to "immediately stop using" certain Mastercraft, Profusion Heat, Prestige and Matrix portable garage heaters.
The recalled heaters, sold in blue and red, have the Intertek file number 3153457, which can be found on the back of the unit.
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Tagging: @politicsofcanada
Date of article: August 24th, 2023.
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phoukanamedpookie · 1 year
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Galaxy Brain take: Zuko projects his anger at Ursa onto Azula.
When I think about his resentment of her compared to the actual things she did to him that fall within the normal range of bratty little sister behavior, an Ursa-shaped hole popped up.
Then it suddenly made sense. If Zuko relates to Azula more as his surrogate mother than as his sister, his resentment toward her makes more sense.
Look at what Azula does. She comforts him when he doubts himself in "The Crossroads of Destiny." She freely offers him advice when he needs or demands it in "The Headband," "The Avatar and the Fire Lord," and "Nightmares and Daydreams." She seeks him out to take him away from the "depressing" house in "The Beach" and helped him work through his anger at himself too.
From the moment Zuko returned to the Fire Nation, Azula has, in her own words, been looking out for him. Zuko seems to lean on her a lot too, relying on her in ways he doesn't acknowledge and probably doesn't know.
Let me lay out a scenario.
After Ursa left, Zuko still needed a primary caregiver. Even then, Zuko was aware that seeking that from Ozai was a no-go. But who else does he have? It's just him and Azula. Azula, who's so smart and strong and capable and also invested in his well-being.
Yet there's still anger and sadness too big for him to understand and process at the time. He "can't" be mad at Mom for "abandoning" him. His loving mother is "good," and leaving him would be "bad." Azula is "supposed" to take care of him, but Azula fails at being Ursa. So for that, she's "bad," and everything that happens to him is all her fault.
Zuko doesn't relate to Azula the way a big brother does his little sister (see Sokka and Katara for a more typical example). He relates to Azula the way a disappointed child relates to the mother who failed him.
Before anyone gets it twisted, I'm not saying that Zuko deliberately put that expectation on Azula. When Ursa left, he was a child dealing with a situation and feelings too big and complex for him to understand. Putting everything he wanted from Ursa onto Azula is just how he, as a child, would have coped. It's not his fault that he needed his mom. He was a child. It's not Azula's fault that she couldn't be his mom. She was a child herself, and younger one at that.
If there is fault to lay at Zuko's feet, it's continuing to do this after he's old enough to realize that putting that expectation onto his younger sibling is inappropriate, especially when he has a more fitting adult in his life who is willing and able to provide the guidance, nurturing, and affection he needs. But old habits die hard.
It's just tragic all the way around.
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akiizayoi4869 · 1 year
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Azula and Zuko in the first half of Book 3
The relationship between these two was really interesting to watch back when book 3 first aired, and before Zuko defects. Now that they are no longer in a war zone, they act like your average siblings that have a rivalry between them. Zuko, of course, still sees Azula as an enemy. Meanwhile, Azula, interestingly enough, actually tries to have a relationship with him again, looks out for him, and seeks him out when she knows he's brooding. We see this in the very first episode of Book 3, when Azula goes to see Zuko at the turtle duck pond. We see it again in The Headband, where she confronts Zuko about visiting Iroh, and warns him to be careful.
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Now, I know that a lot of people think that she was trying to manipulate him here, but she wasn't. She was just warning him to be careful about seeing Iroh. To make sure that nobody finds out about it. If she really wanted to screw him over with this, all she had to do was tell Ozai. But she doesn't do that. Hell, she could have said something to make Zuko not see Iroh in jail again either, but she doesn't do that. Just warns him to be careful and that's it. In Nightmares and Daydreams, when Zuko goes to her about the war meeting and demands to know why he wasn't told or invited, Azula reassures him that their father wants him there, and that it would only make sense for him to be there since he's the prince.
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This scene here she could have absolutely been a bitch to him and just shrugged him off for interrupting her. But she doesn't. Finally, we have The Beach episode, where Azula finds him at their old beach house, because she knows that's where he'll most likely be at, just brooding.
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And instead of letting him sit there and stew in his misery, she tells him to come down to the beach with her. Gets him to open up about what was bothering him (which, ironically enough, is one of the things that would lead to him defecting from the Fire Nation). So in a way, she was pretty much like a babysitter for Zuko for the entire time he was back in the Fire Nation, just making sure that he didn't do anything that would get himself in trouble and make Ozai banish him again, or worse. I've just always found this to be interesting, because despite the Fandom, and to an extent the writers, acting like Azula's sole purpose is to make Zuko miserable, we have moments like these that show the entire opposite of that.
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blinday · 1 year
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Fire siblings reconciliation doodle. One day they'll get there.
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I rewatched the last Agni Kai between Azula and Zuko yesterday and then read the discourse and there are a few things that I feel need to be said here.
First of all, Azula wins that fight 100% if she's mentally balanced. Yes, Zuko has incorporated other styles into his bending, yes, he's more surefooted now, yes, he's outclassing her the entire fight and isn't even out of breath while his sister is panting. Even with all that, Azula is able to use fire in a much more instinctive way. She has shown feats unmatched by other firebenders when not under the comet, like flying with fire. She also has insane command over lightning, outdrawing Zuko and even Iroh. And her fire is blue, burning a hotter temperature then regular fire. A prodigy indeed.
Second, it is interesting that Azula cheats because she can't beat Zuko with lightning. We are told that lightning is a powerful firebending form only the royal family knows, and Azula does it better ( and earlier ) than most. But doesn't it require inner peace? What if, in that exact moment, lightning would no longer come to her, her talent failing her? What if that was the end? Would have made a for powerful breakdown of Azula as well. But she conjures lightning.
And I was wondering what the lightning was even for, conceptually. It shows us that Zuko now has full mastery of the hardest technique, and Azula knows -she knows, goddamn- that he can redirect. So why use it? And then it hit me. She uses it because a) she's been outclassed in every other fire bending attack, burning through her stamina while Zuko hasn't even moved, and b) she sees it as her best ability, something Zuko cannot emulate. She wants to hurt him.
Here we see Azula's tactical brilliance and cruelty. She decides in a split second to aim her lighting at Katara, a waterbender with no way of defending herself against this deadly force. This forces Zuko to make the sacrifice play, taking one of the pieces off the board. I don't believe she truly thinks that Zuko will make it, by the way. She expects him to let her die, which will make him angry, unhinged. More of a match. And even if he doesn't, she wins by taking Zuko out. Azula's strategy of divide and conquer indeed.
But this all comes from Zuko's provocation. This provocation is a mistake.
Because what is Zuko going to do when he redirects it? Kill her with it? Aang chose to spare Ozai, and in a world where Zuko keeps his cool and doesn't provoke it like that, she'll still use it, and he'll have no choice but to kill her. There could be no other outcome in an Agni Kai, not since Sozin. If Zuko wants to win, he will have to kill her. There is no way he can subdue her with fire, and she won't quit, we know that.
The provocation is not only a tactical error on Zuko's part, but it gives the writers a way out of having one of the siblings murder the other. . It is a fight that only has losers, a fight Zuko knows needs to happen but doesn't want to have. Azula also seems to care for her brother in some way still, telling Katara that she'd much rather "have him looked after by the family physician."
The fandom also moves past the fact that Katara is able to beat the strongest firebender of their generation with wits and sewer water. You know how insane that is? Sure, Azula isn't all there, but she is still an incredibly skilled opponent. And Katara outsmarts her. One of the best minds in the fire nation beaten by a water bender.
Which brings me to my next, and most important point. Azula can breathe fire. She is no more helpless in the ice than Zuko or Iroh is, both of whom have shown to be capable of escaping from ice. And yet she lets Katara chain her to the floor without a fight.
She shouldn't go down that easily. Not if she is all there. And I think this beautifully illustrates what happens in this fight, just as much as the crying after: Azula, the prodigy, the favourite child, the heir to the throne, cannot conceive being beaten.
She's been told she was special since the day she was born, she has witnessed the scarring of her brother, she has been emotionally abused by her family. She's all alone, in the end, no friends, no allies, and she's beaten when her bending is at her most powerful ( SHOULD BE at her most powerful, more accurately ). Beaten by a puny waterbender from the Southern Watertribe.
Now we understand why she doesn't act, merely moving her eyes as Katara chains her. At the most important moment, she fails, and suddenly none of the abuse she endured, the friends she has lost, the people she has used, is worth it.
No wonder she is crying.
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procrastinatingwriting · 10 months
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There they go,
Two little fire hazards playing pai sho
Zuko tries to make a bold move
Azula plays and her brother's doomed
"That's not fair, you can't do this"!
Says the dum-dum, but she clearly did
"It's not my fault that you're so bad."
And Zuko stomped, very clearly mad.
When practicing katas Azula's mind is clear
When Zuko tries he can only fear
Their father's voice after his serious gaze
Zuko is scolded, Azula is praised.
Azula is said to have a lot of luck
She doesn't see it, but she does want
She's good at bending and receives some praise
But what Zuko has she can only chase.
Two little fire hazards, playing tag
Zuko is happy but Azula's mad
For what or why she doesn't know
But when she strikes her brother knows.
"What's your problem? That's not the game!"
He yells at her when the ducks she maims
"Well, your game's boring so I made a change.
The one who fires more will win this stage."
Mother soon finds out why her lilies are burnt
Azula gets grounded and Zuko gets scolded
She doesn't understand, and it isn't fair
She burnt so much, but her heart is still mad.
Deep in thought she thinks to herself
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prodogg · 1 year
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Some Last Agni Kai parallels:
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waterfire1848 · 2 months
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Azula headcanon - The first time Azula hallucinated wasn’t during Sozin’s Comet. It was during that brief window when Zuko was reported dead.
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shiftythrifting · 7 months
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Oven mitt with some serious knockers. Was mysteriously still there the next trip I made. Found at Goodwill.
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ilikepjo24 · 6 months
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[AU where Azula is Firelord and overworked with paperwork so she asked Zuko for help, but his work is not up to her standards.]
Azula: You know what, why don't we try this: Why don't you just take that quill, put it to my throat and finish the job?!
Zuko: Huh?
Azula: Do I look like Mai to you?!
Zuko: What?
Azula: DO I LOOK LIKE MAI TO YOU!?
Zuko: No, not at all.
Azula: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME!?
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