X 2022 dir. Ti West

FINAL GIRL TITLES

[prn] who bested the monster, [prn] who inevitably wins, [prn] who never dies,[prn] who needs no savior, [prn] who kills the killer, [prn] who is [prns] own savior, determination incarnate, final girl, killer of killers, slasher of slashers.

— requested by anonymous

YMCA!!!!! ITS FUN 2 STAY AT THE YMCA!!!!!! YOUNG MAN YOUNG MAN PICK URSELF OFF THE GROUND!!!!!!

Is The Final Girl Harmful or Heroic?

Is The Final Girl Harmful or Heroic?

We all know and love this troupe. The last one standing is the young and virtuous sweet girl. She makes it to the end, maybe even taking down the bad guy, sometimes she runs the ‘Final Girl Circuit’, coming across the desecrated remains of her family and friends for extra trauma. The Friday the 13th movies are the best examples of this sub-troupe I can think of, namely the first one. Here is…

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that's how that movie went right

Nothing more homoerotic than giving your homie a dagger as a metaphor for love. What a couple of besties <3

My favourite crazy ex-soulmate

Midsommar 2019 dir. Ari Aster

"It's a shonen series though, it's not going to concern itself too much with romance! Romance isn't even important to the story of MHA"

and then Horikoshi, in the final hours of this story, brings in Toga talking about Romance and dragging our protag Deku WAY out of the way of his mission to push it on him, Ochako wanting to talk to Toga about real love,

And THEN brings in one of the few CANON romantic relationships for an encore, saying how "the time spent apart only made their love grow stronger," CONVENIENTLY right after the separation of Deku and Katsuki that resulted in Katsuki's death, right after Katsuki went into a trance state thinking about and silently calling to Izuku in a weirdly intimate death scene.

I MEAN OK

she/her as in “she’s dead… wrapped in plastic.”

ID: a meme of Antoni Porowski edited to read “dead girls that haunt the narrative is something that can actually be so gender”. End ID

the scene in evil dead 2 where ash gets his chainsaw arm is a metaphor for bottom surgery. i will not elaborate

Omg you love slashers too?? What do you think about Billy Lenz in Black Christmas or Thomas Hewitt from Texas Chainsaw Massacre??

Rat Man and Giant Teddy Bear

Instead of going into how much I love Black Christmas, let's talk about these dirty, dirty men.

I love scrawny rat men. Will he molest me? Will he stab me? Who knows, and frankly, who cares. If I can get a squeeze of his tiny little ass in before I'm sent to hell, it will have been worth it. I'm no masochist (debatable) but men who act like they'll peel off my skin just because they think I'm pretty make me want to be locked in a tiny cage. And if you have a dehumanizing kink, even better, because Billy will call you a piggy and a whore but probably never by your name ❤️

Stalk me, harass me, threaten to eat me out, masturbate into my pillows, and then after all that foreplay, rip me open and play with my guts? Sounds like a date.

And Thomas..

Yeah, he's a cannibal, but he can eat this ass

He's a giant of a man, and I don't understand how that could ever be an insult. I want him to sit on my lap so I can hold him like a giant stuffed animal, I do not care if he hurts my legs. He has the filth of a rat man, with his luscious locks that need to be washed and blood stains that will never come out, but the air of a man who'd be scared of pushing your boundaries (like a gentleman). And imagine getting your back snapped in half by him, both sexually and not. Sure, his life style feels like Christian based, trad wife, barefoot in the kitchen with a baby on your back, making human stew, you're never leaving this house, kind of life, but would it be worth it? Maybe. Even without a uterus, even if you were the more dominant in the bedroom, I feel like you would be delegated to house spouse duties, simply because Thomas would love you too much for you to get blood on your hands.

Thomas brings out my "I can save him" side, where as Billy makes me want to be broken down like the pig that I am.

Oink oink.

Don't go anywhere. He'll be back in just a minute.

My sister just started rewatching one of those old serials we used to watch ages ago, namely Class of the Titans, and now that I'm incredibly deep into greek mythology and pjo, it's hitting way harder than it did in 2007