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glitchbirds · 3 years

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halloween kills spoilers

“michael myers in halloween kills is homophobic” listen. in 11 movies i have never seen michael be so nice to two of his victims before. he set their corpses up so they were sharing a romantic moment together like in their photos and he picked out a record and played romantic music for them. AFTER he already ignored them and gave them ample time to just leave when he first broke back into the house. they honestly couldve left unscathed but they made the conscious decision to stay and look for the serial killer loose in their home. they got themselves killed by choosing to stay and then michael still decided to let them keep being in love in death instead of stringing up their corpses like halloween decorations. this is coming from a man who hollowed out a cop’s skull and turned it into a lit jack o lantern earlier that same night. this is literally the nicest thing he has ever done to people he’s killed and you want to slander him like this?

#this is only half serious please do not throw things at me.#i know most people are also joking w/ the homophobic comments i dont actually care #now whether or not killing them was homophobic from like a writing/out of universe perspective is another story #id argue its not really bury your gays in part because this movie buries fucking Everybody indiscriminately #but the fact that they do very much make a stupid fucking decision that gets them killed #when the scene was written so they couldve just left and been a few of the only survivors- does bother me somewhat #but leave michael out of this hes got plenty of other problems you can yell at him for #txt #halloween #halloween kills #halloween kills spoilers #michael myers #to clarify now that this is getting notes. the only part of this that im REALLY serious about is that the writing really does frame #this whole incident as something that couldve been completely avoided if the couple had just left #and that michael playing romantic music for two dead bodies is particularly ridiculous even for him #i did not think i had to specify that i do not actually think this is a lovewins moment.#i assumed that was implied by the fact that i am literally discussing a man using corpses as props #like i am not mad at all im just mildly baffled #final edit: michael IS gay though i agree. but thats unrelated probably #media

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