So, when Snape and Hardbroom had their second child, McGonagall would often visit the family during the holidays. Thus leading to stuff like this:
Severus Snape: Minerva...
*McGonagall has turned herself into a cat and is now snuggling with the sleeping baby Morrigan.*
Severus Snape: Minerva, I know you can hear me.
*McGonagall meows in insolence.*
Severus Snape: You need to get away from Morri before you wake her.
*McGonagall still meows in insolence.*
Severus Snape: There is no use arguing-even if you are a Griffyndor. *reaches to get McGonagall* Come on-
*McGonagall slaps Snape’s hand with her cute cat paws. All while giving him a look that says “Keep at it and I just might get the claws out.”*
Severus Snape: Merlin’s beard...Morgana isn’t like this!
*McGonagall meows in triumph.*
Got the idea from this:
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Au Snape has a son
After having sex with his neighbour
Snape (still nake) Will you marry me
Rose (look him in his eyes) Do you like me
Snape (nervous) I don't hate you
Rose: you need more than "not hate" to marry someone
Snape I had sex with you
Rose Responsible much? Your parents married each other because your father wanted to show his responsibility. Look what it reached them
Snape:(angry) I'm not my father
Rose (calm) you sure inherited his temper
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so...snape fans have speculated where cokeworth is located in the england map or what it's equivalence would be. i've seen people speculate it's probably up north perhaps. maybe snape's a northerner.
however.
it's been stated multiple times that cokeworth is in the midlands. so we're thinking northampton, shropshire, stoke, birmingham.
but i prefer to think it's in the black country. mainly for these reasons:
1. cokeworth is an industrial town, even if spinner's end seems mainly abandoned, and the black country was the birth of the industrial revolution.
2. the black country was known for steelworks, glassworks and cokeworks which is maybe where the town got its title from.
3. the black country suffered from high unemployment due to the closing down of a lot of industrial sites in the 60s and 70s which ties into the idea of spinner's end being practically desolate now, and also the strain on the snape's household's economic position.
4. petunia met vernon dursley and marries him. his job was being the director of a firm that made drills. which are made of steel. steelworks anyone?
5. which leads to my last and favourite theory; petunia marrying vernon who perhaps also came from the black country then decided to name their child after something close to home. a nearby town perhaps - dudley.
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hey! i have another request. could u write a lil smth (hcs or whatever) about the slytherin gang(including y/n?? if u want) and snape being a father figure to them, like when they’re in trouble he always gets them out and they are basically the only students he semi likes 😭 thankyou this is more niche so if you cant think of more i understand ◡̈
Father figure Snape X The slythergang + Y/n HEADCANONS<3
The more unique the request, the better in my opinion. Especially coming from my fave mutuals<3 I'll try my best! This is what I imagine Snape to be like as a teacher, who developed a soft spot for you and your group, and you and your group only.
As for further requests, they're open and ready for you!
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-First information, most professors of the school are scared, or very cautious of your group to say the least. Mattheo, Theodore and you specifically. You're known to be loud, reckless and quite honestly, a bit batshit crazy at times. Typical hobo teenagers! They treat you with a sense of prejudice, a sense of caution, except for Snape! For some weird reason, he has taken a liking to your group of rascals and feels a sense of responsibility for you idiots.
-You remind him of the friend group he wished he had when he was your age. How you included everyone in the group equally, how you stuck together and got up to all sorts of no good...he thought this was worthy of preservation.
-He is used to at least one or all of y'all showing up to class either high or hungover as hell. In those cases, he simply shakes his head in disappointment and tells you to sit down in the back, where it's nice and quiet. "I suggest you drink some water, you look unwell.", he will say coldly, but he means well. He usually calls on students who don't participate and asks them to demonstrate spells on purpose when they're not paying attention, but not you guys. He'll see Mattheo fall asleep from simply being zooted out of his mind, and he'll let the boy rest.
-Y'all ended up in the principals office, once again. You're in deep shit this time, not being able to lie your way out of this one, when suddenly, the door swings open. In walks a very annoyed looking Snape. "Principal Dumbledore, my students have missed enough of this class..... I would like them back now...Leave the consequences of their actions to me." And in a jiffy, he's got you out of the principles office and instead of a suspension, you managed to get away with simple detention, thanks to him.
-One of his less favoured students left their quill or book in their dorm? Detention. One of you guys did? Take his. As long as you give it back in one piece, or else, detention for you too. His kindness knows limits.
-Totally walked into a party at the Slytherin common room one random night. He was traumatised, wanted to blow it off immediately. But when he saw his favourite group of students relaxed for the first time in months since their exams just finished, looking at ease as their sweaty bodies moved in the crowd, he pretended like he hadn't seen anything. Let them have their fun, he thought. It would be over soon enough when exam season restarted.
-Knows that Enzo is the sweetest kid ever, he doesn't defend himself ever. But anyone who might mess with him, will be met with Snape's unsettling presence, looming right behind the boy like a very grumpy guard dog. Pop off, snapey!
-The teachers always plan drug or alcohol searches in the dorms a day before they happen. The students don't know when they happen, of course, it's supposed to surprise them. Lucky for you, Snape always accidentally let's it slip when he sees you guys that "Perhaps you shall be in your dorms, taking serious cleaning precautions before tomorrow, rather than wasting time in the corridors." Mattheo, Blaise and Theo owe him one.
-Marks every student who shows up late to class as absent. Not with you guys. He'll ask you after the lesson, what reason you had for your late arrival and if it satisfies him, you're off the hook! What a sweetie pie.
-Lastly, you are the only students, who with his permission have access to his potions. He'll accompany you and watch your every step as you roam the shelves for whatever you need. From cough potions to Felix Felicis, he will never admit it, but he sleeps better, knowing you are avoiding at least some trouble.
Hope you enjoyed, mwah!<3
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I'm dying of laughter.
Little event that happened a few seconds ago:
*I'm lying on the couch in excruciating pain from my first day of my period and comforting myself by seeing some fan art of our beloved Severus. My daughter walks over and sees the phone screen and exclaims excitedly*
He's my daddy!!!
*I die laughing and reply to her*
MAYBE!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Snape-Hardbroom-Hobbes Fun: Nick Hobbes In A Nutshell:
Constance Hardbroom: Let me get this straight; you cheated your way into getting into college?-
Severus Snape: Awakened a gargoyle that turned your classmates into stone?-
Constance Hardbroom: Stole a classmate’s dreamcatcher to manipulate Miss. Hubble’s dreams and drive the groundkeeper mad?-
Severus Snape: Shrank a young man and put him in a maze?-
Constance Hardbroom: Went back in time and to steal someone’s work?-
Severus Snape: And used said work to awaken an imprisoned Dark Wizard?
Nicholas Hobbes: *nervous chuckles* I-I know you two are upset....But, I like to point out that *points to Mildred Hubble, Ethel Hallow, Tim Wraithewight and Azmat Madaridi* these people were my accomplices. I didn’t do it alone.
Mildred Hubble: What?!
Ethel Hallow: Are you serious!
Azmat Madaridi: Come on, Hobbes!
Tim Wraithewight: Really?!
Nicholas Hobbes: If I’m going down, you’re all going with me!
@thecrazycackle
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