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lazyevaluationranch · 6 months

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06/05/2023 Caterpillar making Nonstandard Life Choices.

Marmara arbutiella is a tiny caterpillar that lives inside arbutus leaves. It leaves the waxy top and bottom layer of the leaf intact for shelter and eats a tunnel through the juicy middle layer, writing a gleaming silvery spiral into the flesh of the leaf.

The Blue Haired Girlfriend found this Caterpillar of Nonstandard Life Choices living in a salal leaf instead of an arbutus lead. These eccentrics turn up occasionally in a small area that includes our island.

We know the salal-dwellers are Marmara arbutiella, because someone sent a salal leaf with a caterpillar in it to Charley Eiseman (see @lies's Charley Eiseman Appreciation Post) and he got it DNA barcoded.

But nobody has observed a salal-dweller outside the leaf. We don't know if it has morphological differences from the arbutus-dwellers as an adult moth, like maybe a new subspecies is starting to branch off here.

So we picked the leaf and put it in a jar with a little moss to hold moisture. Hopefully there's still a Caterpillar of Nonstandard Life Choices in it, and the caterpillar will crawl out of the leaf, make a cocoon, and emerge into an adult we can send to Charley Eiseman.

The cocoon is pretty exciting too, described in the poetic words of Wagner, Loose, Fitzgerald, De Benedictis, and Davis:

The larvae exhibit a fascinating cocoon-spinning behavior which involves prolonged ornamentation of the cocoon with dozens of anally extruded compartmentalized bubbles, each of which is individually wrapped in silk and pushed through to the outer cocoon surface.

I, for one, am delighted at the prospect of a cocoon containing a moth nobody has ever seen, festively garlanded in silk-wrapped bug farts.

#daily #leaf miner #marmara arbutiella #moth #another fine post about animal poop #animals farts really but I don't have a tag for that #spoilers from future everwest: caterpillar had already left leaf #we did not get to see a fart cocoon or nonstandard life choices moth

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satoruhour · 2 months

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wait why did fart-poop-daily make the gif i'm cryinfg

why is elmo staring into my soul is it cause i sang rocko a happy bday song

#osaemu #asks #fart poop daily so real of a name i love it #satoruhour's mutuals

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probablyjustturtle · 1 month

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Okay but like

When Branch said "it still has disco" referring to Poppy's outdated map, sure it was probably a 'disco is dead' joke but here's my theory/head canon that also explains glitter trolls

Disco didn't die.

First off, it's making a comeback irl.

Secondly, disco was just absorbed into pop and funk.

Disco was just funk that was popular and that's what pop is. The idea of a disco tribe being absorbed by two other tribes isn't too far out there. I mean, listen to funk music and listen to disco, they have similar vibes. It just has a bit of pop glittery flair.

Just look at the overly Pop outfits we see on Branch and Poppy in Trolls 2

Heart shaped sunglasses trend were at their peak in the 1970s. The flower crowns and Poppy's dress were more popular and inspired by 1960s and a bit of 70s fashion. Branch's gold shiny outfit? Totally disco inspired.

Poppy's fluffy jacket? Funk.

The crochet thing is present in a lot of pop troll fashion and daily life. Crochet clothing started trending around the 70s as well.

In the movies they sing quite a few disco songs as well.

I mentioned glitter trolls. Where did they come in?

There might have been a disco tribe that was separate from both but I think it could have started with a funk and a pop trolls,some evolution took place and that might be where glitter trolls and disco came from, the combination of their music. Glitter trolls are only seen in with the pop trolls so it makes sense that if a long long long time ago, a disco tribe decided to head out to explore and found the pop trolls, some more evolution took place and the disco trolls started to look more just like glittery pop trolls.

It would help explain why glitter trolls anatomy is slightly different from regular pop trolls. I mean how Cooper can poop cupcakes (curious to know if he does that because he was raised with Pop or if all funk trolls do that. Or do funk trolls poop other things?) and glitter trolls fart glitter which is also what they're made of.

Anyways let me know what you guys think or have any further thoughts provoking questions

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #i thought way too hard about this insignificant detail #worldbuilding #headcanons #trolls headcanons

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plasmodia · 2 years

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shout out to @fart-poop-daily for making the most important fancam in existence

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jolly-jello · 7 months

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Daily Dino Dose!

🦕 today's dino is the Archeopteryx 🦖

(: because a bird shat on my head so i have to expose its possible ancestors :)

This midget insufferable chicken project lived in the late jurassic period, grew until the astoundingly unimpressionable size of 50cm, jaws with teeth, a long tail, feathers that have flight adaptations, toes with the killing claws and 3 fingers -which puts him on the could flip u off class-.

The self-righteous gasbag was supposedly carnivorous and would consume anything from insects to small lizards and mammals, plus the poor compsognathus who roamed the 3m tall vegetation on the islands around the Solnhofen Lagoon -and after the dinner they'd prrl climb up somewhere just to poop while gliding on a distracted creature like a loser-.

Archeopteryx means "old feather" -but if it was by me could also mean old fart- as it's first found fossil was that of one of its feathers in either 1860 or 1861...that is, until 2019, when they discovered that it actually might not be that of an archeopteryx...that is, until 2020 when they said that it is one of its feathers, just from a body part other then the wings...

Once there were 12 different species, one for each found fossil, but since 2007 only 2 are recognized the A. lithographica, with the specimens from London and Solnhofen, while A. siemensii are present in the Berlin, Munich, and Eichstatt finds. The main differences are the sizing of some bones, teeth shape and claw flexors.

The popularity of this dino is obvious due to the certainty of the existence of feathers, a brain more similar to birds and some other characteristics that would put it in a "missing link" position. While it's connection to modern birds can, is and will be debated for years to come nobody -not even me- can deny how mesmerising this featherhead is...was bcz y'know...it's dead.

thank you for surviving my awful writing and sorry for any mistakes be it factually or grammatically and please let me know if there are any alterations that'd make this posts better, have a good one my pre-historic friends <3

#daily dino dose #dinosaurs #dinosaur #paleontology #paleomedia #prehistoric animals #prehistoric #dailydinodose #i hate bird poop #it really said headshot yknow #rip my hair

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yourpostisonpinterest · 2 months

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@weaver-z

@fart-poop-daily

i found your post on pinterest!

#btw the pinterest girlies loved this one #gimmick blog #pinterest #yourpostisonpinterest

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weaver-z · 2 years

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I can't submit a picture on asks anymore ? okay that's fine ^_^ imagine a picture of luna

I'm rotating the photograph in my mind.... it's so beautiful

#ask #fart-poop-daily #thank you

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zuckarr · 1 year

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1 year as a vegan 🌱 an honest overview

I'm a 30 year old woman, and I decided to go vegan in April 2022. I was never a vegetarian. I switched from an omnivorous diet to a plant-based diet overnight, and I have strictly adhered to the latter, with the only few exceptions being accidents.

I would like to write down how my journey as a vegan has been so far, what pros and cons I encountered and how my overall health was impacted. I intend to talk with my heart on my sleeve about everything and I am totally open to questions or clarifications. This post is nothing more than my own subjective, unique experience as a relatively new vegan person. However I won't be talking about the morality of veganism, nor the reasons why I decided to go vegan. I want to give voice to the bodily and mental changes I am going through instead, plus a few personal final thoughts.

I'd like to begin by stating that:

I have been taking several blood tests during the last year in order to keep track of the changes.

I have been taking vitamin B12 supplements as strongly recommended by every single doctor and veganism related website/source.

I have no prior sickness of any kind.

HEADACHES.

Headaches used to permeate my days before going vegan - so much that I had stopped noticing them (when bearable). During my first week as a vegan, the sudden disappearance of my headaches felt like a miracle. I would've never anticipated how life-changing that was. I was so used to my head pounding that the absence of the pain couldn't have gone unnoticed. I figured out I am intolerant to dairy, as countless others are, and yet I used to munch on cheese as my go-to comfort food... as countless others do.

BLOATING.

Bloating was probably also caused by my daily ingestion of dairy products, and was one of my body's cries for help. I did not feel bloated anymore once I started eating plant-based. The skin on my belly was softer at the touch and not as tense as before. People around me began asking if I had lost weight. I hadn't. It was just me deflating, lol.

SLEEP.

This is one of the most unexpected changes: I noticed I've been sleeping less, but better. I started waking up an hour or two earlier than usual, feeling well rested. Thanks to that, my days got longer, my mind got clearer, and my mood improved almost instantly.

ENERGY.

During the first weeks, I felt very energised. Must've been all of the vitamins suddenly filling my body! Who needs to get high when you can get the iron rush from a bunch of spinach, like good old Popeye taught us? Nevertheless, the energy sort of dissipated over time and I've been feeling pretty normal ever since.

POOP.

Oh no, it's poop talk! Fend yourselves, because I am not scared of being descriptive here. Long story short, I used to have frequent diarrhea before going vegan. Once again, my dairy intolerance most likely contributed to creating funny looking brown stuff. If I asked you how's your poop looking, what would you answer (assuming you wouldn't slap me)? And would you know what a healthy poop is supposed to look like? Welp, let's just say I've been proud of my toilet appointments since going vegan, because all I see are Pacha meme worthy sausages. Going to the loo is a happy time now, in comparison to the long minutes of agony spent with stomachache and funky smells.

FLATULENCE.

Can't have booty talk without mentioning the #1 cause of laughter among kids since the beginning of time! Farting is funny, but it is first and foremost the sign of a healthy gut. It takes a quick Google search to find out what farts truly are and why our bodies need to produce them. I confirm one of the most innocent prejudices against vegans - yes, we fart more than usual! But if you read into it, you'll only wish to do the same. Still, it is a largely acceptable change, and has not caused me any discomfort or unfortunate situations whatsoever.

CHOLESTEROL, IRON, PROTEIN, ETC.

Before going vegan, I had high cholesterol, high fibrinogen, low hemoglobin, low albumin, and a few other things that weren't importantly unbalanced. As aforementioned, I've taken several blood tests during the last year which showed ALL of the highs & lows quickly going back to normal. When I saw my cholesterol lower for the first time, I cried. I haven't had normal cholesterol for years, so, seeing that was nothing less than a miracle for me. As for my iron and protein, they increased! My fibrinogen was REALLY high, which could've resulted in a heart attack due to a vascular occlusion, but I don't risk that anymore. I cannot express how ecstatic I am to be considered medically healthy now. I wish somebody had told me earlier about the health benefits of a plant-based diet.

COOKING AND GROCERY SHOPPING.

I was never a big fan of cooking, because I was mostly just hungry all the time and I couldn't be bothered to prep meals or to even chop up vegetables. As a vegan though, I was kind of forced to look at recipes in the beginning - I was pretty lost and didn't know what to cook! Well, vegan cooking turned out to be much easier than I thought. I remember my first vegan grocery shopping experience: a whole new world opened up in the mall. I had never looked at the veggies and fruits and legumes and seeds and cereals section properly before! It was ENORMOUS! Boxes and bags and baskets of wonderfully colored food, most of it really cheap (especially legumes); with half of the money that I used to spend on cheese and meat, I had double the amount of food in my shopping cart and I was so ready to start cooking. The more I cooked, the quicker my cooking skills drastically improved and I have so much fucking fun in the kitchen now! I made countless vegan meals and cakes, loved by everybody (non-vegans asked for recipes more than once!), even by my mother! She used to slaughter chickens and had never baked a cake without eggs before, and yet, she admitted that this way of eating is fantastic and convenient. After a few months, she praised my hair and skin because it looks brighter and healthier. As a matter of fact, I feel nourished and full most of the time. Most importantly, I began to feel grateful and to think of food as a way of loving myself and nurturing my body, rather than a mere matter of taste.

SOCIETY.

The problem with being a vegan in a human society is... other people. It is always, undoubtedly other people who will come @ me with their weird, uncalled for, and rude anti-vegan claims as soon as somebody ELSE reveals that I am a vegan. I swear to god. I have no idea where we picked up the scenario of the 'annoying vegan' because the truth is actually the opposite... it is others who annoy ME... whenever they asked questions, I was happy to answer and explain stuff, because I genuinely thought that they were interested and would have liked learning something new, just like I would've felt if they had talked to me about something that they are passionate about. But nope, the real reason why most people asked me questions was to 'debunk' what I would say and feel like they won the argument. Even though it wasn't an argument at all. It wasn't long before I started noticing the patterns, the same old questions asked, the same rebuttals, over and over, in an endless cycle of going nowhere. So I simply learned how to differentiate the 'gotchas' from the rare, decent people who truly want to know more about veganism. As for going out and eating out, it wasn't as hard nor as expensive as I anticipated. We now live in a very vegan friendly time, there are vegan alternatives to basically everything. I feel extremely lucky to be a vegan now, because I can't even begin to imagine how hard it would've been years before.

PEACE OF MIND.

There is a duck pond nearby and I often take walks through it. Sometimes I sit on a bench, look at the beautiful birds and their dreamy plumage, and I... appreciate them. Not for their meat, like I used to. I can't even fathom seeing those creatures as food now. I appreciate them as individuals, who dream, love, dance, think, sleep, bond with their kin... I feel at peace with animals and nature on a whole other level. I realized how wrong it felt to eat a steak and then pet my dog. I learned so much about animal agriculture, nutrition, human rights, environmentalism… and I have so much more to learn yet. It takes one heartfelt glance into an animal's eyes, to be reminded that we are all the same. I am honored to get to choose not to be cruel to them.

#vegan #veganism #go vegan #use your hearts and brains #be kind to all kinds #veg 🌱#personal

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rxskomi · 1 year

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A little warning: uses of some vulgar words, descriptions of poop and farts :D

Other than that enjoy this little whatever I wrote because umm yeah I was feeling goofy 🤪

A daily life with Atsumu Miya consist of trying to see who could get to the bathroom first. Well that's because when one of you goes into the bathroom it'll be half an hour minimum. What are either one of you doing in the bathroom for so long you may ask.. well you see when you or Tsum take a dump you guys are normally either scrolling TikTok or listening to some podcast/audiobook and trust me as someone who does that it'll take you a LOOONG time to finish.

But this time, this time you remain the victor of getting to use the toilet first. Or in Atsumu words 'he went easy on you and gave ya a head start' and thus Atsumu is left to wait outside of the bathroom in your bedroom for his turn to use it.

" POOPIE PIE CAN YA HURRY UP I NEED TA USE THE BATHROOM TOO YA KNOW" Atsumu whined as he really really need to use it.

"Sorry babes, I gotta do what I gotta do yaknow" you replied to which he groaned. (Can you imagine Tsumu just holding in his shit? HELP)

When Atsumu couldn't wait any longer he went to get the spare keys to the bathroom and unlocked the door to barge in. What he saw though... Was you sitting on the toilet on your phone, not even shitting cause your pants are on.

"WHY YOU LIL-" Atsumu stops himself before he could finish it and just pulled you off the toilet bowl and took off his pants and all and sat on it with lightning speed then proceeds to let out the most LOUDEST, WETTEST, STINKIEST fart along with a stream of the most revolting shit sounds.

"EWWW A LITTLE WARNING WOULD'VE BEEN NICE SHITHEAD" you scrambled out the door and shut it tightly while holding your breath trying not to gag on the toxic gas that just came out of your husband.

After he was done using the bathroom, you refused to use it for the whole day and even went to a public shower place to take your shower to clean yourself from that stench.

You still love Tsum Tsum tho, and from that day on you never hogged the bathroom again and you would always let Atsumu use it whenever he needs it 💀

#hq atsumu miya #HELPPPPP #this was me on the toilet when this idea came to me #PLS TELL ME IF THIS IS WELL YK DISGUSTING #IM SORRY #I APOLOGIZE #haikyuu #haikyuu on crack #or its just me on crack #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#miya atsumu x reader #atsumu miya #drabble(?)#i had to restrain myself for using the skull and crying emojis bcs i was dead when i made this post #like laughing dead #💀💀😭😭😭#tsumu has stanky butt #wayhey

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fart-poop-daily · 7 months

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you all laughed and gawked at me,... made a mockery of me... and yet fart-poop-daily still stands today tall and proud....

#original

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waspstar · 1 year

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I posted 5,891 times in 2022

That's 4,259 more posts than 2021!

223 posts created (4%)

5,668 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@surrender-souls

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I tagged 3,366 of my posts in 2022

Only 43% of my posts had no tags

#star trek - 389 posts

#video - 211 posts

#have you seen jackie? - 145 posts

#x files - 67 posts

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pride flag color picked from. that picture. of quark and julian.

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skitters at you

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My #1 post of 2022

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#only tagging johnny and sparing everyone else. haha get fucked

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coolemyasi · 1 year

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I posted 9,444 times in 2022

22 posts created (0%)

9,422 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@donesparce

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@fart-poop-daily

I tagged 244 of my posts in 2022

#can it bird brain - 24 posts

#homestuck - 11 posts

#long post - 8 posts

#i think about this a lot - 7 posts

#tumblr updates - 4 posts

#4/13 - 3 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i also did ship cheese sandwich and pinkie but i was unaware that they had him come back because i stopped watching in the crystal pony arc

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I swear that the default name for the female PC in Legends: Arceus being Akari is going to just continue to mess with my brain, because since like, Alpha Sapphire that has been my go to name for my trainer, and was obviously the one I chose for my character this time, and seeing it used in like, fan art and stuff catches me off guard every single time

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A couple weeks ago I went to Hot Topic, and saw they were making these hoodies, and knew immediately I needed to own one

I had to order it online to get the right size, and it finally came in today, and just

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I got Cult of the Lamb last week, and I absolutely love it, so appreciate the lamby boi in his fancy blue poncho that my I couldn’t help but draw today

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I have found a new variety of blind boxes that I am absolutely in love with

I bought two of them, and even got the one I wanted the most of the bunch (Love Struck)

They're just so cool

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Why they socially distance the post buttons?

Like, that's just mildly annoying

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toastandnoodles · 1 year

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I posted 8,828 times in 2022

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213 posts created (2%)

8,615 posts reblogged (98%)

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#creechur posting - 79 posts

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#there was a guy watching basketball on the bus really loudly the other day and the squeaking of those damn shoes made me want to punch him

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Wobbledogs is the only game where I'm okay with animals dying because their little animations are just so funny and sometimes they come back as ghosts

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I think there should be more gay people actually

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Gotta be honest the childhood trauma is really getting to me tonight folks

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I really think people need to stop thinking of fat as a dirty word. I make jokes about being a fat person at work all the time and the response I get almost every time is either a pity laugh or an "awwww you're not fat!" in a different pitying way and it's like. Yes I am??? And that's fine??? Bodies are neutral the word fat is only an insult if you think fat bodies are a sign of moral failure

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My #1 post of 2022

If you're still a Harry Potter fan keep that to yourself please. JKR literally said she thinks a majority of her fans agree with her political views, so unless you'd like to support an anti-semitic racist transphobe, I'd recommend not consuming her content. If you absolutely must, keep it to yourself. I cannot stress that enough. She views your engagement with Harry Potter as tacit endorsement of her views. Stop it.

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