POV: you’ve been booked to wrestle this hunk in the ring. You’ve been ordered to put him over and take a loss and you’re not happy about it. It’s just come to your attention that he has notoriously sensitive pecs that will give him a spontaneous erection, if squeezed and manipulated in just the right way. You’re not sure how to best navigate this.

I don't want to jinx it, but it'd be pretty badass if Mercedes Mone debuted on AEW tomorrow and revealed she's joining the Elite with Okada and the Young Bucks.

Or it'd be badass if the Young Bucks thought they had her locked in, but then she turns them down and embarrasses them, so they have to recruit a different woman who gets a big push as the Elite's anti-Mone hunter.

The way I see it either max will turn on Cole and it'll further solidify that MJF is a tiger that just can't change his stripes. Which is good, it's always good to have solid characters with consistent character traits, there's comfort in that....

Or

Cole could turn on Max, and we can watch MJF go through the agonies because he got hit when his guard was down. He finally trusted someone enough to actually be kind to them. The trust issues that would come out of that?

Julia Hart, Skye Blue, Brody King, Buddy Matthews, Malakai Black vs Toni Storm, Mariah May, Luther, John Cruz, Angelico. Intergender Blood and Guts.

The House of Black

vs

The House of Black and White

check please

like literally if this blind tag tournament doesn't lead to orange and darby vs adamjf, reprising like three feuds, what the fuck are we even doing here

so here's my pitch. If this doesn't happen, I won't be mad or anything, I just think it makes a lot of sense given Adam Cole's characterization:

So, Adam Cole is friends with MJF. The catch is, Adam Cole treats his friends like shit/is constantly trying to manipulate them. But even being a manipulative shit, he isn't exactly *evil* the way Swerve Stickland is. And whatever Adam's up to, I can easily see him being out-scumbagged by the best of them.

And I just think it'd be interesting if his chronic backstabbing disorder results in him getting outplayed, and maybe Adam Cole having to change his ways for real if he doesn't want to keep losing everything.

My brain is filled with what if imagines scenarios for if CM Punk comes to WWE.

Like what if he comes back as a heel and starts bullying almost everyone on the top.

Like he could make fun of the way Seth Rollins dresses by dressing the way he does and saying how anyone that thinks Seth’s way of dressing is cool will never be able to dress like that because Seth is flaunting his richness. And then he tells the prices for everything he’s wearing, which makes Seth take the mic away from punk.

Yes. I want the heel Punk back. He’s an amazing face yes, but I love watching him being an evil bitch who hates everyone.

And taking that gimmick right now would be perfect because he’s so polarizing after AEW

I actually have a lot of fantasy promos and bookings if he does come back.

I could post some ig but like always

I’m not sure if anyone cares

Idk why, but as I was watching Matt Hardy VS Hook, this idea suddenly ran through my mind. If Jeff were to ever return to AEW someday, he should be allowed to do a complete 180 heel turn. Like imagine for a second; we can have it play out like the way Matt turned on Jeff back in the late 2000s (during the royal rumble) have Jeff make a return on either Dynamite or a payperview and let the audience think everything's all cheery and heartwarming reunions, only to have him completely blindside everyone by attacking Matt. Reason why? Jealousy, but not for the reasons you think. It's not really because of stardom or fame, but more so the fact that his older brother was actually able to successfully keep his livelyhood together despite his constant injuries in the ring. Meanwhile, with the injuries and legal problems he's faced over the past year (to the point where he's suffered a legit concussion for crying out loud!) Jeff grows increasingly hostile from everything that's happened to him and finally puts his foot down, making the decision to stop catering to the fans and stop being the risky charasmatic enigma he's been known for years. He's done being, quote on quote, "everyone's favorite rag doll." He stops using the Swanton Bomb, as he feels that the fans don't really deserve to see it anymore, thinking they only seem to really still watch him just for the crazy stunts he pulls, while not seeming to care if it causes him legit back breaking pain from performing it every single week. He does tease it from time to time, only to spite the fans by not performing the finisher. He creates a safer moveset for himself, maybe changes up his look (TNA 2010-2011 anyone?), and overall becomes more cynical and hostile to almost everybody, fans and co-workers alike. If nobody's going to take his chronic injuries seriously, then why should he continue catering to their demands each and every week? Thus, he only works part-time and only shows up on special occasions. (This way, it can kinda prevent him from causing any more accidental harm to himself in the future and give him an easier time in the ring overall.)

So basically, what we have will be a heel Jeff VS a babyface Matt, who desperately wants his little brother changed back to the smiling, kind-hearted man he's always known him for. Now you have the feud set up. 😁

Like, seriously, if we weren't able to get Jeff VS Punk, then this here is the next best thing...

I could actually make a legit story out of this... 🤔

TERRIBLE (fun) Idea for heel Jungle Boy: Dark Order also have a heel turn and ramp up their recruitment efforts, they recruit JB and he forms a tag partnership with Silver called Johnnie Jungee

Idk why but I love to fantasy book WWE PLE's and see how accurate I am when the time comes. Here's how I'd do both Summerslam, then Bash in Berlin. Just a bit of pointless fun

It's not what I think WILL happen, it's what I think would be dope to watch and would pull the biggest audiences.

As impossible as it is it would be, if we ever got a Forbidden Door WWE and AEW Edition I'd kill for a Shield "reunion" three way match for The Drama™ and also for Mox to have a promo where he sees what Roman and Seth are like now and is just like "what the HELL happened after I left!?"

(Also I'd need another Eddie vs KO match. Let my grouchy murder boys cook together again.)

Dear Lord, that promo would be impressive. They were murder each other with nothing more than just words.

“I left, became world champion, broke records, had 5 stars matches, faced some of the best ever, I traveled the world, formed the best stable to ever exist, while one of you had a family drama and kidnapped two championships while the other one had to have a title created to him to make him feel special. I thought leaving WWE was the best decision I’ve ever made but looking at you guys… I know the best decision I made was actually leaving you two. (At Seth) you were the golden boy, the “plan B”, (at Roman) you were the chosen one, the face of the company… but we all know I’m the motherfucking legend. I am the one who puts the hardwork. I am the needle mover. And most importantly.. I am the best fucking thing that came out of The Shield. And you can believe that”.

Saying "they are setting up the Golden Lovers reunion" doesn't mean anything. Kenny Omega has literally been setting up the Golden Lovers reunion every minute of every day since he left DDT.

Kota Ibushi could debut with AEW tomorrow, and the reunion still wouldn't happen right away. Kenny would get six months of BTE skits out of a running gag where no one told him Ibushi is here and they keep missing each other backstage and the Bucks can't decide whether to tell him. Meanwhile Ibushi just goes on with his life feuding with the Mogul Embassy or something, as if he has no idea Kenny even exists.

Eventually they'd bump into one another in the ring, but Kenny would back away, and we'd get three months of "why isn't Kenny talking about what happened?" Then we need a year of Kenny pretending not to care, so Excalibur can explain the Lore to new fans. "Tony, we've seen this before in New Japan Pro Wrestling, Kenny would make these oblique references to 'You' without explaining who he was referring to. Could that be the Golden Star, Kota Ibushi?" And Schiavone's like "I think you're right, Excalibur, but there must be something more going on here than just two former tag team partners!"

Two years into Ibushi's three-year deal, Kenny turns heel again and aligns with Bullet Club Gold, so Ibushi can catch him on the rebound when they betray him. Finally, in March 2026, the Golden Lovers are back together. Of course, now the question is when they're going to do their big ultimate singles match, which sets up another long-term storyline. Unfortunately before that can come to fruition, Ibushi unexpectly jumps to XPW.

Dejected, Kenny takes an office position at WWE and enters semi-retirement, but whenever he appears on Raw to announce a Beat the Clock Challenge or something, he rambles about how he has "one more match" to do, if "You" are still out there somewhere...

A question for my Hookhausen mutuals- How would you book Hookhausen getting back together?

For me it would be Danhausen separating from best friends (despite how much I enjoy them with Danhausen lately) and Danhausen gets more aggressive and more evil until there's no more very nice version of himself. He goes through opponent after opponent, and wins a championship, in my mind I could see him as TNT championship (since he doesn't want Hook's title)

Fast foward months later, Danhausen seemed to have annihilated everyone in his path except one person, Hooks music hits they have the match they were supposed to have originally. Deep down Hook doesn't want to fight him but he knows he's probably the only person who can get through to him

Danhausen is the one to defeat Hook. But Hook surprisingly isn't mad, and offers his hand, Danhausen hesistates for a moment but shakes his hand, eventually Danhausen reverts to his old self again and they reunite and have a long term tag team

If/When Damage CTRL turns on Bayley, most likely as a result of Dakota Kai, I don't want her to become Hugger Bayley again. Either keep her similar to now or have her do something different. Although I have no idea what the different gimmick would be. Does anyone have any ideas?

with these blind tag teams, tony khan has the ability to be the funniest motherfucker on the planet

hangman + punk

throw them up against colejf and they can all tear each other's dicks off

Anyway I think Sami and KO deserve a "vacation" storyline.

They take some time off to ease some tensions and relieve some stress (The Bloodline/"Solo and Roman are gonna kill Jimmy and Jey! D:", having to work with Riddle, rest Kevin's knee, etc.), maybe apologize for lack of focus and jealousy respectively, have some fun vignettes, but then "oh no we're stuck here and can't make Night of Champions! D:"

So then their opponents hunt them down to take the fight to them and we get a fun cinematic match so they can retain without having to do it in person.