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uwudonoodle · 2 days
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My brain should not be allowed to make headcanons.
I was thinking about the end of TOTK, and I was like, "Wait, how did she get her secret stone back?" My brain immediately pictured Zelda searching through her next few bowel movements to save it, because it's an important artifact. Then Link steals and hides it from her, because he is NOT going through that again.
(A few years later.)
Pregnant Zelda, remembering how good the stone tasted: "Come on Link. I'm not going to swallow it, I just want to taste it."
Link: *hands her a rock roast instead*
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zuppizup · 8 months
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raayllum · 8 months
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but like the first thing Aaravos said to Viren being “How long I have waited to hear the sound of another voice” only to then backhand 11th hour insult him about it with “Sir Sparklepuff gets his voice from your side of the family” like fucking hysterical
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stayaiden · 3 months
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Bang Chan nipple sucking crack oneshot with gender neutral reader, minors dni!!
includes nipple sucking, I did my best to leave ambiguity about gender, lactation from both parties because this is not serious!
His had rests on your belly, mouth around your nipple. Chan sucks desperately, eyes closed. He wore nothing but basketball shorts while you were in sweat pants, shirt pulled up.
Chan just needed oral stimulation and you offered for him to try sucking on you, lifted your shirt up for him. So now here he is, acting like a man desperate to force milk production, no matter if it is possible.
After ten minutes he finally shifts to the second nipple, and you see how swollen he has left the first one, a light sting from getting pulled and sucked on so much. And now he is at the other one, and he’s whimpering occasionally. Chan is just so beautiful and happy in the moment to be sucking.
And after about another ten minutes, he finally pulls away, panting as he pushes his hair back as his other hand casually rests on your thigh. You look at his bare chest and start salivating, having your own needs.
So you fond yourself returning his gesture and suck his nipples that are probably smaller than yours. His hand in your hair and he keeps whimpering, louder now.
After discovering how much you both love suckling on each other after a long day’s work before bed, eventually you both have stimulated each other enough to truly lactate. So you both taste each other’s milk, his tasting sweet and musky, and almost like cinnamon. Just the way he looks like he’d taste.
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phellionphel · 8 months
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Diavlo's father
So all we know about Dear old Demon king daddy dearest, is that he's asleep. and we don't know how long he'll be asleep for. but with night bringer already out and adding new chapters, Do you guys believe we will get some more information out on who he is? What does he look like, We'd a lot of people speculate that Diavlo looks like his father in his demon form and his mother in his human form. But what would his dad actually look like? another question I have is, What if he was dateable? That would have been something of a sort of surprise I think. but if he was dateable how would he interact with MC (you) These are just some questions that have been on my mind these last few days. (sorry for any spelling errors, it's too hot to be doing anything)
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lyleeloop · 1 year
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Korvo refuses to support Yumyulack’a Squishmallow addiction
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New Crackship Just Dropped
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yall know EXACTLY why
imagine these two together. what would they eat? WHO would they eat? its anyone's guess!
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aurorlaura · 4 months
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Multifandom Discord crack
Harry Potter
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OFMD
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(real fic btw)
OFMD RPS
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Red Dwarf
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Shetland, S7 ep6
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The Terror
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robotslenderman · 5 months
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Presented without comment
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diamondthelapdog · 2 months
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Ultimate fandom crack
Pokemon × Digimon × Dinosaur King × Bayblade: Metal Fusion × Bakugon × BuddyFight
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hollowwhisperings · 3 months
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tolkien tag problems
beren, the lay of luthien.
luthien was the fresh princess of beleriand
melon the maia
high king thingold
fingolfwin finarfingwe
his sons: fingone, turbo & catherine of aragon.
aredhell
the sons of finarfine: finrod, amrod, angryrod & andreth.
ambarassed, twin sons of nerdandel and prince feano.
celebrimbogorm
oropherodreth
settlers of mahtan
nargothmenegrond
princess finder's keepers
finduilas/gwindor, her doomed human lover.
sauron, lessgoth of moregoth.
ancalagon, cursed blade of eol.
anglachel the black dragon
vala the varda
noldofinwe noldo noldor
king olwe of the falathrim
lord cirdan of the falmari
the fortress of angBAD
king regione finaglad
madrose & maygore
þorontar þe eagle
#þe þorn is for emphasis
the mouths of thirion
elros ta minotaur
(alexa, play noldolante)
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flamingeaux · 2 years
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Venti “helping” out at Angel’s Share to pay off his tab, and ditches immediately
I’m not good at making these things but I have fun
Also yes I’m sorry I forgot Venti’s braids twice
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raayllum · 8 months
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We’re not talking about the comedic potential of Viren’s panicked 
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enough because like buddy, do you think he enjoys your company that much that he’d willingly choose to be stuck with you forever? 
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Thinking about a My Hero Academia and Black Butler crossover:
- Deku would listen to OCiel whining for like 5 minutes and then politely fob him off to, idk, Todoroki?
- OCiel and Todoroki - trauma bros!
- Bardroy would adopt Bakugou. This would make both of them so much worse.
- Grell would adopt Toga on sight, and be best friends with Magne and Midnight.
- Snake and Kouda would be best friends.
- Mey-Rin and Lady Nagant would fuck.
- Sebastian and Aizawa would fuck.
- William T. Spears and Sir Nighteye. Yep.
- Amajiki and Violet would bond about being basically the same character.
- Ditto Iida and Greenhill.
- Undertaker would adopt both Dabi and Tomura. Scar fam.
- Othello would try to hang out with Mei Hatsume but would call Grell after 5 minutes to say that he’s scared and needs to be picked up.
- Sieglinde would last longer. Mei is already working on a baby to help her walk better.
- Tanaka and Nezu would have tea together.
- Momo and Lizzie would also have tea, and do each other’s hair.
- All Might (if he was at full power) and Sebastian would fight for fun.
- Deku and Finny would fight for fun (but very politely).
- Sebastian would be convinced that Endeavour was some kind of demon, and try to find out more.
- And also convinced that Kurogiri was some kind of reaper, though he can’t get his head around how.
- Undertaker would scythe All for One on sight due to his lack of style.
- Bizarre Dolls vs Nomu!
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kadythethief · 1 year
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never introduce me to anything EVER
cause like
my bro did
and now i imagine any weird fandom crack hc and dumb fandom opinions in hootsifer's voice
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Ok, so I am definitely going to start doing fic recs with ridiculous deep fried gifs about them, because i think - and I cannot stress this enough - it's the funniest I'll ever be.
Things will go a lot more smoothly if you all just accept that I'm hilarious.
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