Lobster Mac and Cheese

Lobster pasta with saffron cream sauce

pokemon creepy pasa hello just saw that pokepasta perdition was released today and... heh.... let's just say....... i'm feeling a little bit autism......... (vibrates violently in place)

911 Lone Star -> 2.12 The Big Heat | Mateo & the pasta cutter

Mafalda and meatballs 😋

i love kitties on petfinder clearly named as a set. saw “tater tot” “french fry” “bo round” and “hash brown” and i would like the potato boys please

miso mushroom butter pasta has been recently added to my recipes and waough. good as hell I won't lie

Man, I really want to try making a pasta recipe one of these days but I have no idea what to cook amdmdmssm

Feeling very chatty and wanting to talk about food specifically, someone ask me about cheese

Organic spaghetti lobster

Currently writing a Laughing Jack fic that takes place in the Victorian era and I DESPERATELY need to know if his dialogue here is in-character 😭😭

((Le Blanc is a creepypasta OC of mine btw, please don’t mind her—))

The secret language you develop after knowing someone for so long words and turns of phrase only one person on the planet understands, all the jokes you make, all the actions your neural pathways remember, this reminds you of them, when they feel this way you give them a kiss, they love that thing, when you get a hug a thumb runs along your back. It's all bleeding out of me and I've never seen that show where she says "where do I put it? All the love I have?" But my friend is worried and I want to kiss the top of her head and another friend says "dumpling" I repeat a phrase from a joke they've never heard and when people hug me they all feel wrong and there is no thumb gently smoothing my rumples and my worries.

hello everyone im making four cheese ravioli in creamy spicy vodka sauce. how are you

i'm going to lose my fucking mind why did the met get a celebrity chef in to cater their fucking banquet scene for l'elisir

guys I had more Ideas over the weekend, my favorite of which is Jesse taking Walt out to a surprise dinner for his birthday (just wear something fancy Mr. White, no I'm not telling you what we're doing cause that would ruin the surprise) and them getting kicked out of a super fancy restaurant for drinking too much and swearing and laughing too loud, and Jesse getting out of the taxi they both have to take because they're too drunk and calling after Walt before he's at his door, Walt turning around with a dopey smile on his face cause he'll still drunk as hell, and Jesse going up to him with the most serious expression and yanking him in by his collar and giving him a long kiss followed by a whispered "happy birthday, asshole" and Walt being so shocked he just stands there and watches the taxi long after it's turned the corner and disappeared from view.

by the time he comes to his senses, he rubs his face with his hands and has to blink hard a couple of times because whatever just happened doesn't seem real. pinches the bridge of his nose and gets a jolt down his spine, and mutters a stunned "what." because his slow ass just realized that Jesse essentially took him out on a fucking date. a birthday date, fancy restaurant, drinks, walked him to the door and gave him a fucking kiss before retreating into the night, before Walt could put the pieces together, before his actions could have consequences.

neither of them slept that night. they both stared at their phones, thought of the person who was only a phone call away, but for all intents and purposes could have been on the other side of the world.