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castielsprostate · 7 months

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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

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cakeanon · 22 days

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Help me prove my family wrong!

I don't know if this post will break containment, but will you like/reblog if you are or know a man who is asexual? All of the people in my life seem convinced that being Ace is a 'girl thing' and that Ace men don't exist!

#Asexual #I love my family but they're all cishet and sometimes it Really Shows #Idk if this will actually make it outside my tiny followers but eh worth a try #Also to clarify this is trans + nb friendly

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chaos-bringer-13 · 1 month

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I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

#DO YOU SEE MY VISION #please #I'm not getting enough sleep #my brain is obsessed with weird stuff #I want Sam who barely looks human because she's one with nature #I want Tucker who looks regal and dangerous in his pharaoh clothes #I want Dan look like he can destruct the Earth with a wave of his hand #I want Dani who is everything there is in the world and you feel it in your bones #I want Jazz who sees your soul and your mind and you know it and there's nowhere to run #I want JL to meet all of them before meeting Danny #I want all of them to admit in their different ways that Danny is the greatest of them #I want JL to be VERY worried about meeting Danny #and then I want Danny to be as normal and friendly as possible #and I want him to treat all those eldritch creatures (his family and friends) as they're regular humans and nothing is weird about them #just hugs and love and praises #because it would cause so much confusion #this is NOT ghost king Danny #unless it is but he doesn't know (and either no one knows or no one told him because it's funnier this way and he's super oblivious)#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #DPxDC #DCxDP #danny phantom #isn't a crossover if you don't want it to be #could be any crossover if you do want it to be

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saytrrose · 2 months

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It was only a matter of time before I drew him with it guys

#I want to genuinely know where he got a gun #because Caine is so insistent on being ‘family friendly’#where…#did he find that..#tadc #the amazing digital circus #kinger #tadc kinger

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avaize · 1 year

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An average conversation between Scara and Dottore. Probably.

#i mean this is probably their canon relationship #most likely #scaramouche #wanderer #do we even call him that??#dottore #genshin #genshin impact #wow what a very family friendly thanksgiving post

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xshinina · 5 months

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Mono-pooh-ma

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tatck · 6 months

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Spooky FIGHT OR FLIGHT

#sth #my doodles #fanart #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #eggman #knuckles #amy rose #tails #stvh #vagabond au #my late halloween picture...#i was in a state on fight or flight myself so i started this #I really don't think there's much at all that could make sonic scared like that. maybe a genuine horror of horrors of undefeatable horrors #but i love family friendly spooky episodes #eyestrain #tw eyestrain

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clownsuu · 5 months

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Hello, Clownsuu

I have question if there boundaries on your mob au? Like NSFW and such

Iv mentioned it quite a few times on my side blog but I haven’t quite discussed it much here-? So I should probably mention it here too to be thorough!

I do not mind one bit on nsfw art of my au as long as you follow (other) Clown’s rules before mine! (Properly tagging etc etc)

I do not have much rules myself besides these core ones:

-No sus works of illegal behaviors (and I don’t mean murder, you know what I mean!)

-No sus works made of my personas (my characters are fine, but my personas are a BIG no no)

-and please do not send me sus asks in my main blog, my second one exists for a reason!

#“We’re evil but we aren’t monsters!”#Another mob barnaby quote NHCHJDHD #I’m not family friendly here either but it’s much much more tame than the other blog #Other blog is spooky lmAo #Welcome home mob au #not gunna tag the other stuff since this is solely for the mob au

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turtleblogatlast · 15 days

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Every single member of the Hamato family is equipped with the cantrip Vicious Mockery and 80% of its use is friendly fire.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #is it a headcanon if it’s true #2% of the non-friendly fire time it’s used on villains #3% on randos #and the last 15% is exclusively for Warren Stone #for the 80% friendly fire a good 50% is directly to Leo #25% Donnie #3% Raph and Splinter #2% everyone else #Leo: *breathes*#Literally Everyone: You gotta be humbled #Leo’s wisdom stat being shocking high is what saves him from insta death on the regular #meanwhile Warren Stone exists in the Hamatos’ lives exclusively to be mocked and you know what #he’s the villain who’s treated most like family ❤️#by virtue of being mocked just like them lol #even a regular chill day isn’t enough to save the fam’s hit points #they’re always missing at least some from vicious mockery alone #rip Leo at least a quarter of his hit points are gone daily 😔

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akiacia · 3 months

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social call at the Montgomerys'

#akia art #olba #baxter ward #cove holden #elizabeth last #i wanted to see baxter interact with more of the family (be bullied by liz #so i did it myself!! at the expense of everyone being ooc LOL #like cove turned into a friendly jock but i don't think that comes across 🤣#so while i was going to do a page for cliff i figured i'd spare them both further bastardization

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n4rval · 2 months

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your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short

i know what you want anon dnw i got u

#artwork #inbox #wd gaster #gaster #undertale #deltarune #just in case i disappear. merry valemtines #oohh bastard gaster this evil gaster that / this silly grandpa:#hes a little creepy. a little spooky. more than a little crazy. but overall goofy and friendly yes #just a guy who wants a family so bad #do you care him #would you brush this egg #and polish his bald head until it reflects like a mirror #pat him pinch his cheeks squish him love him #show him hes deserving of all things great and wonderful and its never too late

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lesthowells · 3 days

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#dan and phil #phan #dnp #*andiegif #i was going to caption this with something else but decided against it #this is a family friendly blog #anyway i think about this video and this part in particular too often

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bowenoke · 1 year

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i thought this was the worst thing in the world to find when going to an author's page after reading a work i enjoyed

but absolutely nothing could've possibly prepared me for the sheer terror of

#like. this is it. this is what they mean by cosmic horror #like i am an ant looking at an unloving god and realizing i will never see this again. i will never comprehend this.#not dropping the author though bc there's also some content that incites more mundane horror and we try to keep it family friendly here

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hannasaurrex · 24 days

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Dorohedoro x Off the Hook

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

#splatoon 3 #pearlina #splatoon #illustration #fanart #pearl houzuki #pearl splatoon #marina splatoon #marina iida #dorohedoro #shin dorohedoro #noi dorohedoro #babies #pearl and marina are just shin and noi but more family friendly

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imaginethathaikyuu · 7 months

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akaashi keiji, fem reader, NSFW 18+ wc: 438

“use your words.”

he’d whispered that sentence too many times to keep count, and it stayed grating.

“keiji.” it was a struggle to speak. “you - you know what i want.”

“i don’t,” he said, and it was a taunt. “how will i know if you won’t say it?”

you pulled him closer by the collar of his shirt and he toppled over you, landing on a kiss.

“just touch me.”

“where?”

“anywhere.”

you didn’t see his smirk but you heard it. “anywhere i want?” you nodded until you felt his hand on you.

it started at your thigh and drifted up and up until you were gasping, but that touch was fleeting. his hand pressed flat on your stomach and pushed.

“shit, you are sensitive.” your hips weren’t stronger than his hold keeping them in their place, but they tried to buck free. “when’s the last time somebody else made you cum?”

“i don’t know,” you said - a whine, a cry, a beg. there were tears in your eyes that would fall with time.

his touch dipped again, this time crossing the barrier of your underwear’s hem. you made a sound like a wail, and you stayed looking at each other as his fingers wandered.

your leg hooked over his hip like you were trying to keep him in his place, and it had him pushing closer. his forearm rested by your head, his thumb traced your hairline, his nose nudged yours.

your staggered breathing told him where to touch you; moans of his name taught him the right pace. and it was perfect. you’d never felt anything like it, and it seemed like he could tell.

“he doesn’t touch you like this, does he?”

you whined, shook your head.

“you poor thing. my poor baby.” his circling fingers sped up, and it was hard to hear his words over the ringing in your ears. “it’s not hard, is it? it doesn’t even take much time to get this cunt this wet. she just needs a little attention, huh?”

he had one goal and was doing a good job at reaching it - almost as fast as you could.

“he’s never even found your clit, has he?” you shook your head, and then he gave that very spot a pinch until you yelped and looked at him. “answer me.”

“no.”

“no?”

“he’s never - never found it. keiji, please, please.”

and he pressed his lips against yours as his fingers sped up again, touching you just how he’d learned how to, daring to make you cum in record time.

“it’s a good thing you have me, then, right?”

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send a request and i might write it ^_^

#wanted to write a whole fic for this idea but....too lazy....#might write more blurbs for it though^_^#might write the fic eventually^_^#akaashi keiji #akaashi keiji x reader #akaashi x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu one shot #not family friendly #smut #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n

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scintillyyy · 2 months

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there's always something a bit funny to me in the idea that jack and janet taught tim these weird robotic "society manners" whatever those are but the way they're described is always like. that would be the most weird and offputting way to interact with a human being ever & would be just terrible for networking purposes.

(now i do think that tim would be a great natural networker on account of 1) he is one, canonically and 2) he's got a lot of traits that good networkers generally have--he's good with people in general, he's naturally extroverted, good at small talk, has an eye for and good ability to remember details, and is generally likable. i also think this did come from his parents but not in a weird gotta train the business baby way. more in a that's kind of what he grew up around way--jack (when not being a shitty dad) is also shown to be a kind of boisterous, generally likable, good at small talk, etc and tim growing up in boarding school meant growing up and living with peers with plenty of chance to practice social interactions & hone skills like small talk and conversation)

#'he'd be a weird polite robot-'#he would be friendly and genuine so jot that down #and it wouldn't seem excessively weird because it might be a tad more polite than when he interacts with family #it's just probably a politer version of how he is lmao #anyways polite conversation isn't just polite and unpleasant and it wouldn't be a huge burden for tim (dick either tbh)

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