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dirbobfosse · 11 months

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anyone can just add a book to goodreads so i dont think that listing should be taken seriously

ok you’re right but what if you were not right and were instead wrong

#it’s fake i know it’s faaaaake right it’s fake ahahhahaha right????#ok but actually it is definitely fake #no way would that be how we find out abt that lmao

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qu-incy · 2 years

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images you can hear: star trek ds9 edition

i'll start:

#star trek #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #images you can hear #star trek ds9 #it's a FAAAAAKE

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apas-95 · 1 month

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/r/StuckInACave • 12h ago

First time stuck in a cave AMA

Hi guys. It's my first time being stuck in a cave. I kinda just wantered in here while on a walk and well, decided to post about it. AMA

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(↑12) spelunkerskeleton: faaaaake

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rogueonions · 9 months

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Took another week, but faaaaak I'm very pleased with my first attempt at baby.

I don't know how a centuries old dragon can be cute baby to protecc at all cost... And swoon-worthy at the same time. But here we are, and if anyone hurts Vrtra I will rage.

#vrtra #ffxiv vrtra #varshahn #grown up varshahn #dragon baby #I will protecc #baby varshahn #dragons I would like to cuddle #that is a sentence I didn't expect to say

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the-iron-shoulder · 3 months

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let’s start discourse

Accordions are fake. They’re all just a clever illusion. You want me to believe that in addition to playing a keyboard with your right hand, you’re supposed to play one hundred and twenty buttons with your left hand? While it’s constantly moving? And you can’t see it? A whole-ass piano has eighty-eight non-moving options for two hands and you’ve got a hundred and twenty, in motion, just for a single hand? Fake. Faaaaake. No way.

Anyone you see “playing an accordion” is actually just engaging in an elaborate facade; any sounds you may hear coming from the accordion are prerecorded. It’s a ruse. Don’t be duped.

“what about Weird Al?” Weird Al is a deity and deities aren’t bound by mortal rules.

#Instruments #accordion #Accordions #weird al #this is a bit just play along

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tired-reader-writer · 7 months

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Wolfpack AU Incorrect Quotes... ish?

Kazai: Anyone got questions?

Gieve and/or Ranna: *puts their hand up*

Kazai: Any relevant questions?

Gieve/Ranna: *puts their hand down, laughing cheekily*

Kazai: Yeah you put that hand down, kiddo. Fucking hell.

Ranna: GOOOOOD MORNING WOOORLD!!!

Arslan: Heyyyyyyy!!!

Saman: Can you two tone it down? How do you even have this much energy before dawn?

Ranna: It is!! Completely!! Faaaaake!! :D

Saman: Still too much, tone it down. Ugh.

Arslan: Alright, alright. Let's get on moving.

Kazai: Okay so who wants to learn how to make explosives—

A gaggle of the kids gang + Kazai: *talking about something*

*the word “fire” comes up somehow*

Shapur: Do. Not. Enable. Ranna. Or at least go discuss it somewhere I can't hear so that I have plausible deniability.

#arslan senki #the heroic legend of arslan #heroic legend of arslan #wolfpack au #winds of wolfsong #kazai (oc)#gieve #ranna (oc)#arslan #areyan (arslan)#saman (oc)#I'm bored whoop

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niggasworldsblog · 11 days

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Aunque no lo creas de verdad que hacerlo contigo fue una de las cosas más especiales que he sentido en mi vida, puedo describirlo como un momento en el cual dejábamos de lado todo p pensamiento para centrarnos en los sonidos y movimientos del otro, algo de verdad que fue mágico.

Me encantó, me encanta y me encantará por toda la vida mi amor. Tengo la confianza de que eres la primera persona con la cual hago tantas cositas y me encanta que seas tu, ya que cada parte de ti es un detonante para mi que faaaaak.

Me vuelvo adicto a ese hermoso cuerpo tuyo y quiero que lo veas, no creo que pueda vivir más días sin esos hermosos labios y esas bellas caderas tuyas que me siguen el ritmo.

😜🤞

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woomycritiques543 · 10 months

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(STOP SUPPORTING AND IGNORING DISCRIMINATION OVER A CARTOON! Liking Helluva Boss does not make your superior to other human beings! Liking Vivziepop or her content does not give you the excuse to treat others like shit under the guise of being "superior for (toxic) "positivity!" Helluva Boss and Hazbin is not the most important thing in the world just because it gives you 2005-level fetishized bigotry content that most creators now refuse to make! Toxic positivity exists, and the standom using it to try to force people to like Helluva Boss and Vivziepop and using fear tactics to do so is true harasser behavior! and soon- no other fandom will want to be around said harassers as in you for your behavior, worshipping Vivziepop does not give you the equivalent of a god while everyone else are somehow "stupid anti haters that dont deserve a say, better representation, or human respect! -wanting better for minorities makes you entitled and greedy! Just ignore the bigotry and keep the representation the same so us creeps will get benefits while you basically get nothing!" like you people have been saying for the past 6+ years yet in the end- will get nothing for except being seen as a goddamn joke! -your reputations aren't going to make it past 2025, -and you can't force people to like something or someone, and the Helluva Boss fandom is now dying because of your own actions!)

"You're the exact kind of person this post is targetting."

What? People with disabilities? People who cant even move their fucking legs or have trouble in school? People with something they were born with that's outside of their control and most of which, have 100% more emotional intellegence than you have. Also, you even admitted that it was a slur and expect people outside of other creeps that are so desperate for rape porn to be normalized that you excuse bigotry as right in front of you. When that's the thing, if Helluva Boss was "so progressive!" why would it keep appealing to literal bigots and homophobes on 4chan that unironically call people a "F^^GOT!" and use every slur in the book, including anti-black ones- wow, could it be that the "progressivism!" is faaaaake?

That the slapping on "progressive!" labels and our flags is only a cover up so less minorities would defend themselves against people like you? People that jack off to abuse, and then convientally forget that representation exists and go "LOL ITS FICTIONAL YOU'RE SAYING THAT WE EXCUSE A REAL LIFE THING IF YOU DONT LIKE SEEING YOUR REPRESENTATION SHIT ON!" entirely forgetting the fact that no one said they are "excusing abuse" but tha they are fetishizing it. Something that could hurt people in the BDSM community in real life that arent yet aware of how safe words work or physical restraint work- this shit could hurt real people yet all you're focused on is shitting on minorities to defend your rape porn instead of normalizing healthy BDSM and safe words! CREEP!

You dont actually care about the lgbt+ and poc community, you are just using us and our desperation to get people to support bigoted content!

You are the exact kind of crowd that's causing Desantis, a literl transphobe, to be in office while he's trying to cause a fucking genocide towards the lgbt+ community! Stereotypes are not a joke, they're a weapon used against minorities to ruin our reputations so they can kill us off silently and barely anyone will care and are only called a "JOKE!" so more people will fall for it and unwillingly cause their own goddamn deaths!

Your normalization of stereotypes is literally KILLING US! FUCK YOU!

So really, are you on a substance? Is that why your brain isn't fucking working right now and suddenly all your morality is gone out the goddamn door?! Or are you that much of a spoiled brat that you're willing to harass minorities for five whole fucking years and waste your life when you could have been using it to help yourself and others instead of your own selfish bullshit! -and soon, once Vivziepop gets called out after Hazbin is released, oh boy, because one of the first groups of people that will be called out, lose their followers, and be left alone with their pettiness is the entire Helluva Boss standom, including you! -and the only people that will like you are other bigots, that will also soon leave you because the show you're supporting also includes things that they hate, while you will be left alone, in your own sadness, and no one will come for you because that's exactly what will happen once people see how much of a piece of shit you've been to minorities for 5+ years!

Your efforts will be in vain! You're the one that's going to end up suffering once Hazbin Hotel comes out, not minorities, but people like you that will become the laughing stock of the internet the same way the Rick and Morty and SU fandom became the same! So how about you grow the fuck up before your repuation is destoryed by your own goddamn actions! -same for the rest of this pedo supporting (YOU CREEPS SUPPORTED STOVIA! OCTAVIA IS A MINOR AND STOVIA IS STILL CP THAT'S BEEN KNOWN TO HURT REAL KIDS BY GETTING THEM GROOMED!) rape fetishizing, homophobic, racist hell hole!

You want to discriminate people with disabilities over a cartoon?

Well shit, you're the exact kind of person this post is talking about.

You're the exact piece of shit that goes "OOOOOOOOOOOH representation is so important guys!" but the moment it's trauma victims or the disabled the story turns into "LOL WHAT A RE^^^^^ haha rape and kids are so hot and is TOTALLY a fetish so imma call it "non-con" so people who arent traumatized will treat them that way and fuck those smelly victims and they're stupppppid representation! HAHAHA SLURS FUNNI!" Like- you're like 12 years old or something, why are you interacting with an adult fandom if you cant even interact more than on the level of a child? Why would an adult act like a whiny brat and want everyone to disregard their needs so they can jack off to racial stereotypes and rape scenes that are framed as a "fetish!" Why would any adult that claims to be able to handle "adult themes" not act like an adult at all?

Oh wait, that's right, Helluva Boss is secretly catered to bigots and hides bigotry to cater to people like you while trying to bank off minorities that are oblivious to your bullshit due to lack of experince as a "have your cake and eat it too!" Wow, it's almost like the creators doing that by going "BY THE WAY- representation doesn't actually matter, be a creep as much as you want and anyone that tells you to stop being queerphobic, racist, and pe^dophillic are meanies!!!!1" makes them- hypocrites or something! It's almost like saying this shit means that you dont fully care about queer or poc rights at all and only say that you do so for clout! When trying to use bullying as an attempt to force people to like HB or the fandom, is just making even more people dislike the show and the fans, which is sad, because not all of us are like you, and just want to talk about a goddamn cartoon demon show in peace yet you creeps over at Spindlehorse (the lead artists) and the fandom are trying to use force and public shaming/emotional "I accept criticism just not- criticism!" manipulation/bullying to try to force people to like everything about Hazbin and ruining the Hazbin experince for the rest of us!

-and since you, like any other ableist, are ok with treating us like shit over a slur that has an entire history of being used against the disabled by trying to make us look "stupid" as an excuse to physically abuse and discriminate us under the guise of having the "right" to do so because you're so "intellectually superior!" despite having the logic and emotional maturity of a walnut:

Never go near anyone with disabilities ever again! Never speak to any of us until you can learn basic goddamn respect! You creeps really are ok with risking your entire online reputation if it means going back to 2005 huh? That's just fucking sad. You arent going to be accepted for this garbage anymore. Stereotypes and Slurs have no place in minority spaces! NONE! I dont care if you like a cartoon or not- Being supposedly positivite (hateful!) about a cartoon gives you no right to treat minorites like shit!

News flash! Liking Vivziepop or what she makes does- NOT make you superior to other human beings!

Everyone has a say! This isn't a fucking cult!

No one is less valuable or less human for not liking almost everything about a cartoon! That's some- toxic positivity shit!

This goes for what Ignis and Vivziepop have said- actions speak louder than words- and if you cant accept criticism or be an adult yourself -barely anyone is going to like you! Especially when we get another cultural shift like we did in the 1950s but for the queer and disabled community! GROW UP! Helluva Boss is NOT going to last. -and using bullying and borderline abuse to try to force people to like Vivziepop or her shows- will just make less people want to be around you OR HB! Because the standom is THAT BAD that people are turning away from the fandom entirely and HB has been losing millions of viewers since EPISODE ONE! So really.You creeps never had the advantage. -and you definitely won't once more outside fandoms see how awful you truly are. You will get nothing from this in the end except being seen as an absulote joke! Goodbye!

#helluva boss #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss fandom #tw ableist language is included in this post!

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davidtennantpussytulpa · 6 months

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faaaaake ass tara…. girl id be in there stabbing him one thousand times….. booooo you and your single stab!!!

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098-lxxon · 9 months

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Tom : Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Emmet, immediately : No.

Deedee, wanting to see how it goes : Nope!

April : Absolutely not.

Emmet, from the bottom of his heart : I hope it suck, whatever you're going through.

Deedee : What da faaaaak 💀

Tom : I hope it suck??? 😭

April : Hope it emotionally scarred you for the rest of your life.

Emmet, very seriously : Hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

The whole shuttle : 💀😭💀 😭

#60 parsecs #incorrect quotes #60 parsecs!

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chrisevansluv · 1 year

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I feel really sorry for these people though. It's embarrassing the lengths they're going just because they don't want to accept Chris is dating// Love you don't know Chris at all. She's insecure, a clout chaser, fat phobic, racist, spoilt bitch who want money, followers and attention. Chris is not into that; he always dated aged appropriate womens, not kids. She lost weight on purpose to look like a teenager, she's using herself to look innocent.

That girl has a sort of infatuation for older men and her look has conformed her that way

We know she left HS for "acting" and recently one of her interviews got edited saying she was attending university in the US (which is faaaaake).

Chris has always surrounded himself with WOMEN not KIDS. So stop dating Chris is dating her because clearly he isn't.