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workingonit-currently · 5 years

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Oxventure

To clarify, Outsidexbox and Outsidextra are youtube channels with five main personalities. (You need to request if you want me to explain.)

Andy, a singer and guitarist that has cool stuble and is amazing! (Historain, American historian who is parcial to Pirates and Cowboys so cool!)

Jane, insane murder and evil queen who's a cool physicist and evil overlord who worships Cthulhu.

Mike, explodey-explodey boom boom man who loves cars and explosions.

Ellen, tiny ball of laughter, posativity and cuteness but is so amazing and skilled!

Luke, Guitarist and free spirit who is the tallest but softest and most innocent. Adorable and accidental badass.

The main reason I love these guys are their humor and they're british so....yay!

Plus I love their D&D characters and adventures, Oxventures for those who like these goofballs!

Even if you don't know these guys and have no intention of ever watching their DnD stuff but want to know what I mean when I say the names Merilwen, Dob, Prudence, Egbert or Corazón, here it is:

Merilwen: A wood elf druid. (Basically means forest elf who can turn into animals and loves nature.)

Adorable

Accidently violent. (See: Merilwen's meat grinder.)

Skilled

Can turn into a cat.

Can also turn into a bear

Does magic

Archer

Loves nature

Her tragic backstory is that her friend cat Simon died.

Prudence: Tiefling Warlock. (Devil looking thing that is more violent and chaotic evil than a normal wizard or sorcerer.)

Evil

Awkward

Kind

Violent

Edlrich blast

Cthulhu worshiping

WILL convert you to her cult!

Actually least violent mass killing person

Honestly amazing.

Chaotic lawful/neutral evil/Everything at once.

Was abandoned as a child because of racism against tieflings and was pretty much raised by Cthulhu. (He is Oxventures dad.)

Egbert (the careless): Dragonborne paladin. (Scaley lizard person who worships divine lords of good,law and searching for atonement.)

Breaths fire

Still searching for atonement

Probably shouldn't be as murdery as he is.

Should NOT hang out with Pridence and this chaotic gang.

Every second he gets further from atonement.

Has panphlets

Has a mace.

Has bombs

Loves bombs

I think he may have burned down the stables he worked at....

Kind of in love/flirty with Dob. (See: Orcward Encounter final part.)

Adorable.

Corazón: Human Pirate. (I don' actually know his....Pirate isn't a thing....)

Is a pirate

Has a eyepatch

Doesn't need eyepatch

Eyepatch switches from eye to eye.

Has a telescope.

Has a swagger.

Can cast Grease.

Loves casting Grease.

Has a pirate crew that was cursed to be zombies and return every two years to give him the black spot and murder him following him.

Being serious. (See: A Spot of Bother.)

Is pretty much Captain Jack Sparrow but less cool.

Tries to be cool and charming but Dob, Prudence or Merilwen are better.

Can't even be the worst,that goes to Egbert who excepts it gladly.

Is grumpy sometimes

His ship is called 'The Joyful Damnation.'

The Oxventure crew travel on it.

He was a lord.

Born Lord Percival Milktoast.

Abandoned that life!

It's not a phaze dad!

Dob: half-orc bard. (Really big and powerful Human with green skin and little kanine teeth who can cast magic by singing songs and playing music.)

Soft

Sweet

Accidently the most powerful, violent and skilled. (See: literally any episode of the Oxventures!)

Had rabies

Might still have them.

Is not very strong....

Once cut a pirate into very thin ham slices.

Elbowed a pirate straight off a ship.

Accidently had an evil twin. (See: Orcward Encounter.)

Killed said twin.

'Basically unkillable'

Vengabus

Plays lute

Little guitar

Loves everybody

Loves Merilwen maybe a bit more

Loves.

Adopted every NPC he could

Turned a normal historian NPC into a baby. (See: Orcwatd Encounter.)

Accidently made a ophanage out of ophans. (See: Hammer Time.)

Went off to find his sister who went looking for a cure for him.

His sister is...like a better him. (See: Brawl of The Wild.)

The main reason behinf this is Oxventure and the crew don't get much love on Tumblr and I want to add to the minimal amount of content on here.

#oxventure #dnd #d&d #D&D #d&d 5e #outsidextra #outsidexbox #dob #merilwen #corazón #corazon #prudence #egbert

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twitchesandstitches · 5 years

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MILF Fleet Weaponry

When it comes to battle, the fleet generally prefers cool and aesthetically pleasing tools, married to their low budgets and tendency to salvage what they can, for their personal defense needs. Utilitarian firearms are not as popular as, say, swords and rocket-shields. Part of it is a somewhat post-modernist disdain for warlords and imperial expansionists, who do tend to prefer such weaponry, as guns lacking in romantic culture and brutal bone-crushing weaponry.

The highly individualistic nature of the fleet means that everyone gets their own weapons to suit their tastes or loots particularly memorable pieces from fallen foes, but a few common bits of weaponry are as follows.

Due to the use of magic, programmable matter and other weirdness, non-lethal is always an option no matter how counter-intuitive it might be, and it is always there first option. They are doing their best to be the Good Guys, and the Good Guys do not kill! Not unless they don’t have to. One might wonder how they work this out with their preference for swallowing enemies whole, and the answer is: everyone has their bits of cognitive dissonance. That, and digesting enemies doesn’t actually mean they’re dead, most of the time.

Additionally, this list mainly refers to function, not origin. For instance, for practical purposes it doesn’t matter if a beam sword is a Star Wars style lightsaber, or if it is a Cybertronian flame weapon; the overall effect, barring the technological differences, comes out to pretty much the same, but the individual weapons here can vary hugely even among the same types for that reason.

Framework blades/other kinds of melee weaponry: Complex energy manipulation devices or programmable matter that reshapes into forms so violently they cut, so that they are effectively futuristic versions of weapons like swords, axes, and other cutting instruments of all sorts. Many extend energy fields that cut or impair, with the general effect of more mundane weapons and the same shape. A wide cutting implement on a long shaft works as well as a halberd or axe, and is called the same thing. They’re called ‘framework weapons’ because the device itself is a kind of framework that produces the actual cutting edge of blade, and is usually shaped pretty much the same as the recognizable versions of weapons.

Beamswords: your classic weapon that projects a blade of concentrated light, plasma or what-have-you that cuts through solid matter really well. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized way of duels and honor. These particular ones create blades by harnessing the wielder’s magical energy, so the stronger they are, the larger the blade and the more powerful it is. A weak user will be able to deflect, but a powerful one can cut through outright impossible materials and make a REALLY big blade, too. Variants include laser blade on a pile, double beamswords, laserswordchucks (two laser swords joined by a chain and flailed around in a really pretty fashion), and the outright ridiculous great beamsword, a huge power pillar with dozens of beamswords protruding from it. When powered up, they all ignite to full length, making a massive weapon that puts the air on fire, and is most popular among giant fleetmates.

Chainweapons: Imagine a chainsaw. Now imagine… it’s a sword. Now imagine that it comes in many different varieties and possible forms, for each variety of weapon that’s used in melee, and the technology adapted to be more useful in a fight than an actual chainsaw would normally be. Commonly the edge is a liquid metal that, when excited with a magical capacitor, explodes into frenzied razor-sharp action. Most popular among the crew are chainswords, chainfists and chain-axes… mostly among salvagers, since they’re really useful for cutting up loot and doing repairs.

Power weapons: a retrofit to a basic melee weapon that applies an offensive force field to the weapon, and combined with a magic capacitor, allows it to cut through almost anything, so even old school weapons can stay relevant. Rumors suggest one that’s dropped will go right through the planet’s core, but this is probably just hearsay.

Power fists and power boots: Amped up weapons that power punches and deadly kicks, though the latter are quite popular with the sheer number of crew mates who have massive thighs and would like to make use of their sheer leg muscle power. The boots universally offer enhanced jumping skills, too.

Laser weapons: A catch-all term for firearms that, despite the name, don’t actually shoot lasers. They make use of a container of magical energy that is charged all on its own as ammo, and the weapons shoot a concentrated beam that can stun, daze or pierce as needed. Generally the weapons can fire on full automatic for that good rapid fire DAKKA DAKKA effect, though they’re not exactly precise. A variant shoots long-range, high power and precision sniper shots. Much larger ones that venture on being cannons are way more accurate, but take longer to recharge between shots. And another has multiple rapid fire barrels to shoot hundreds of shots a second! A few models can morph into different varieties, depending on the situation; these are valuable and highly prized. Also you usually put bayonets on them. There’s not much reason for it, but it looks cool. Some, carrying on this notion, are designed to also function as melee weapons, often incorporating lances into their designs. They’re usually pretty dang big, too.

Retro Firearms: Rare treasures originally manufactured by mega-corporations that are now interstellar states unto themselves such as Vladof, Torgue and Maliwan, these legendary weapons were big during the pre-Collapse era and the technology of how they work isn’t well known anymore. Consisting of pistols, rocket launchers, shotguns submachine guns, assault rifles and sniper rifles, these weapons do all kinds of bizarre projectiles from explosive rounds, to bolts of electrical energy, to acidic bursts, and all of it is converted from otherwise ordinary ammunition places into them. Doesn’t matter what kind of ammo, somehow the guns know what to turn them into. (If you are familiar with Borderlands, assume that they have access to Legendary and higher weapons… but a very, very small amount of them. These are RARE among the fleet, very valuable weapons that have a lot of prestige to them.)

Rocket Weapons: Melee weapons modified to have thrusters built into them to give them an extra kick or boost, such as hammers that smash with a mighty explosion, or tremendous swords that got have a dozen boosters built into them. Most popular among the giants like Gems, Transformers or trolls, due to their sheer size. Rocket shields are also popular, boasting thrusters to repel nearby attacks or launch the wielder at foes like a cannonball.

Oversize Weapons: Ludicrously oversized weapons, like swords bigger than a man is tall, hammers with heads bigger than the wielder, and any melee weapon of similar dimension. These are astonishingly popular among the crew, since they’re surprisingly easy to make and result from magical processes; magic flows easier with these kinds of shapes, and their strange geometries demand BIG weapons to inhabit. By attuning with them, wielders can use them easily despite their cumbersome size, and by adding on other trait like rockets or power fields, they can become very nasty indeed.

Some favorites in this field include: shieldswords, blades so massive they can double as shields or physically transform into shields with an ingenious system of flexing internal hinges, gigantic firearms called mega-guns that combine the nastiest aspect of rocket launchers and assault rifles at the same time; mega-rocket hammers that can speed up cars all on their own, and ever more bizarre weapons.

EXplodey Ammo: The crew doesn’t use bullets. They’re mean, make nasty holes, aren’t really possible to make non-lethal, and anyway, who uses gunpowder weapons these days? Instead, they make use of something that replaces bullets in every possible way: TINY GRENADES/RPGs. These projectiles, distilled in the armories and ranging from grain sized to bigger than your head, are perfectly safe until they are launched from firearms and impact something, at which point they burst and explode. The exact effects of this are determined by the smart systems on the firearm itself; they can literally daze people through magical distortion, damage non-living materials but not people, or be more lethal when warranted. Assume non-lethal unless monsters are involved. At any point, unless specifically stated otherwise, the crew uses this ammo as their go-to projectiles for firearms.

Pushgun: Like a puntgun, but with rather more force. These massive weapons, easily as large as the person using them, are a wonder of the crew’s inventiveness and their signature firearm, and physically resemble a combination of a personal cannon and a siege engine. A magical capacitor provides a horrifyingly powerful launching effect superior to chemical propulsion, and any ammo they slot in is fired effectively, often the explodey sort or whatever trick ammo they might want. These weapons are hugely versatile; with multi-barrel options, they can have absolutely absurd rapid fire capability, incredible range, and excellent recoil. IT’s a combination of a minigun, a rocket launcher, and a sniper rifle all at once! ...With the slight issue of the maintenance being absolutely brutal; they require a LOT of careful clean up. Still, the design is being improved everyday. (If you’re familiar with the heavy bowgun from Monster Hunter, imagine that but with more magitech.)

Empowered weapons: Weapons treated to possess powers such as those given to crewmates; guns that shoot fireballs, hammers that literally shake the earth, power fists than turn whatever they hit into malleable rubber… the possibilities are many. However the resulting weapons MUST be massive in order for the power to take hold, and usually are incredibly complicated processes. The resulting weapons tend to be rather unpredictable, as well, and have even more drastic frailties than ordinary powers do, but they are a great deal more convenient than switching to a new power set.

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