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evilhausen · 2 years

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the way it’s so, so easy to not interact with fanfiction you don’t like 💅

#i got into drag just to put the nailcare emoji in babe that's how much i care abt this topic #literally the content in question triggers MY personal gender issues and yet i have nothing but love for it existing #and the author who i know nothing about #simply bc that's LOVE and CREATION in a fandom and that's soooo sexy #the effort and passion that goes into writing for the fun and joy and satisfaction and ENGAGEMENT is so so fuckng good bro #ppl engage with fan content in stupid bitch ways on web 2.0 huh. some people acting crungo and entitled #on anon huh. weird. WEIRD.#sorry followers im vaguing but im so so so passionate abt this subject--#im gonna write a shitty drabble abt matt jackson in tights with bows on them getting manhandled now. just for anon.#he might even. shock horror. get called babygirl.#explodes on impact--#i rlly need a like. discourse tag i think. bc i know some people dont wanna see it and also i talk A LOT #especially bc my adhd meds havent kicked in yet so im sitting in these tags writing an essay about nothing at all #who wants to come over and paint nails with me omg #im waiting for an uber to take me to my death sentence at work tho so can u blame me it's all nervous energy #so rlly. come over and paint my nails and i'll try paint urs with my shakey medicated hands #also i have found it's hard not to interact with fan ART u don't like so the fact this anon is wildin over fanart WHICH IS SO SO EASY BRBBRH

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danijaci · 4 months

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Don't let him be alone with me 😭😭🙏🙏‼️

#art #fanart #my art #genshin impact #原神 #wriothesley #clean up on aisle MY PANTS #i exploded IMMEDIATELY 😂😂🙏

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tarutaruga · 10 months

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please hoyoverse give this man a british accent you don't know how much I NEED this

#art #genshin impact #wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #tarudraw #he wakes up early in the morning takes his little dragon daughter to french school and chuggs down a bottle of jack daniels #then goes to work like nothing happened #thank god its the nation of hydro cuz if someone as much as lit a match anywhere near him the whole place would explode

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rooksunday · 15 days

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the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

#pan back to fox in his office furiously jabbing at datapad number two #oblivious #stuff explodes on coruscant more often than you'd think and thorn will ping him if it's important #(thorn was on chancellor guard duty but had been shooed off in favour of the CSF)#(one of the shinies had to commandeer water from a passing civvie because thorn laughed so hard he started to choke)#(he recognised the lime tooka sticker on the bottom of the murderpad in the picosecond before the impact)#coruscant guard #fox can have a little manslaughter as a treat #commander fox #commander thorn #star wars #the clone wars

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miyolks · 1 year

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thank you, lantern rite ...

#genshin impact #zhongven #zhongli #venti #i exploded a bajjilion times during this scene

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cor-lapis · 1 year

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The Akademiya was defeated using a power they could never hope to attain- a group project where everyone pulled their weight.

Redesigns under readmore!

Al-Haitham: peonycats (tumblr)

Nilou: osteichthyens (tumblr)

Tighnari: peonycats (tumblr)

Dehya: oayr21 (twitter)

Nahida: fates-chosen-mess (tumblr)

Kaveh: My design, WIP

Masterpost with more redesigns

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akademiyas · 14 days

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day 3 & 4: all bark & no bite

#i must draw him silly or i explode #diluc ragnvindr #genshin impact #aprilluc #hes soo squishy i want to hydraulicpress him #i want to microwave hjim #i need to strain him #juice presser?#juicer...#slam dunk him #my art

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baskettt · 6 months

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“what, are you gonna get on your knees beg me for it?”

“i bet you want me to,” you reply, arms crossed.

before you can process the weight of your statement, wriothesely is already staring at you like your head exploded.

“i— shit. i mean… fuck. okay, don’t..” you immediately retract your arms from their position to cover your face in utter embarrassment and disbelief and just. defeat.

you expect to open your eyes to wriothesely’s grinning face, snickering at your flub like a rotten child at someone else’s detriment.

but when you don’t hear that familiar amused chuckle, you peek through your hands to see wriothesely flushed. like, redder than the shades of crimson he wears on his outfit.

even his eyes, which were usually so relaxed, were blown wide. when he finally registers that you’d noticed, he hides his face with the back of his hand in a poor attempt to hide himself. the duke avoids your gaze like it would kill him.

unbeknownst to you, some days it does.

“wriothesely, surely you don’t…” you trail off, throat suddenly dry. were you hallucinating? worse, were you excited that wriothesely had such an uncharacteristic reaction…?

maybe.

the aforementioned turns his whole body now, clearing his throat. you’d never seen him so… caught off guard. it was almost endearing— hey, is he walking away?

when you call his name, he blurts out that he’d forgotten he had somewhere he needed to be, and scurries away before you can even retaliate.

you let out a breath when he leaves his office, leaning against his desk like you depended on it. the image of his blushing face replays in your mind… you’re suddenly thankful you said such an (implied! and vague! that’s not what you meant, and he knows that, right?) lewd thing.

(never again did the duke deny you tea from his special, personal collection. even when rumors in the fortress started when people saw you walking around with his favorite cup!)

meeeeooww guys i shit this one out FOR REAL!

#wriothesley x reader #genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #wriothesley #genshin impact x reader #basket is illiterate #sake when you see this don’t explode i know what i wrote okay

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literalite · 28 days

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if the rules of our nation were suddenly cast by the wayside, then it wouldn't be long until chaos ensued. i had no intention of letting their dreams disrupt my life.

#ts4 #ts4 edit #genshin impact #kaveh #alhaitham #haikaveh #p #these two literally make me sick cut to me dry heaving I NEEEDD TO EXPLODE .

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shiganshinaslut · 1 year

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18+||MDNI

Scara tit sucking...my brain is so full. He sucks on your tits like he’s been starved, his hands clutching at your back desperately as if you’d run away if he didn’t hold you as close as he possibly could. You hear him hum softly, and he even lets out the occasional whimper- he’d glare at you and deny it if you asked him, but after a few forehead kisses and head scratches, he’s right back to calling you mommy <3

#mommy kink scara makes my brain explode #I wanna hold him :((#scaramouche smut #scaramouche thirst #scaramouche x reader #wanderer smut #wanderer thirst #wanderer x reader #genshin #genshin smut #genshin thirst #genshin impact #kunikuzushi x reader #kunikuzushi thirst #kunikuzushi smut

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eclown4hire · 1 month

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