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oshas-evil-twin · a year ago
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mmm..... fruit punch........
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evil-osha · a year ago
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We are Evil OSHA.
We are Evil OSHA. A distinct entity in a sea of similar organisations. We specialise in nefarious deeds, evil acts, and occasional safety violations.
We are wise in ancient ways and long forgotten deeds. Rummage through these hallowed halls of safety guidelines and broken PPE enough and you may find the answers to, well, I'm really not at liberty to say.
Until we... meet again, hm?
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darkness-and-gold · 7 months ago
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Who are you and why are you in my office. -evil secretary
Immediately, he jumps away, too startled to say anything. Their mind is racing, overwhelmed with fear that she’s going to be hurt or sent back, searching for an exit or at least hoping to be able to defend themself. They also didn’t realize this was an office.
@evil-osha-secretary
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your--superior · 10 months ago
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Oh Jesus fucking Christ, of course you had to show up here. I've got all this under control, I don't need you here to tell me how to run things.
"𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠."
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@evil-osha Hi boss, please don't kill me
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chaososha · a year ago
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Uhmmmm @plague-doc-osha? So uhhhh
What if all of a sudden black mist just burst out of the floor?
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former-evil-secretary · 11 months ago
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Do you have a second?
What is it? Depending on the task I might.
@evil-osha
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who-official · a year ago
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We’re here to make a formal statement that the evil department of OSHA (@evil-osha) needs to stop with the drug use. It is devastating to your health, and as OSHA, it is vital you provide a safe example to all villains.
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osha-arthur · 10 months ago
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H e l l o t h e r e .
What the fuck? Who is this? Where are you? Why can I hear you?
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corruptosha · 11 months ago
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Hello @evil-osha! I heard that you specialize in Death and Unsafety?
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evil-osha-lab-assistant · 8 months ago
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Bismuth. I have a new idea. [@evil-osha-scientist has a pet carrier.]
Oh! What is it?
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oshas-evil-twin · a year ago
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Hello?
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evil-osha · a year ago
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Daniel Wright from Sector 15 is Evil OSHA Compliant. I catch him every day climbing scaffolding with NO safety gear at all, just his arms and legs, to “test his capabilities”….
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union-of-mad-scientists · 11 months ago
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Hey, you got anything to eat around here? I'm hungry.
- Arthur
(from @evil-osha)
...Arthur, We've been over this. You know where the kitchen is. The food is in there. If you don't want any of it, you can order a pizza or something. I'll even cover the bill, since I know you can't work from here.
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your--superior · 10 months ago
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THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???? THOSE ARE MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES!
[He laughs]
"𝐈 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭."
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@evil-osha I'm back and I got the water
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chaososha · a year ago
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@oshaspaidintern
Hello my friend/ally! I got bored and uh, want to do some riddles? If so, try and answer this!
I build up castles,
But i tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
And make some men see.
What am i?
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