i don’t talk about actually bein in the army much because it wasn’t that long ago its not like i did anything hooah i just worked in a hospital in hawaii where we were literally demanded to keep our uniforms clean but when i was in basic training i broke my leggy (get it because army) and they were like you’re going to need physical therapy and i’m like well listen here i don’t believe in ur physical therapy program people get stuck their for years without the ability to go home to their families even though the chance of them actually recovering and not getting worse in your program where they’re glorified janitors who stretch sometimes is slim to none so just like-- let me start over at the beginning by time the other company catches up to the point i got hurt at i’ll probably be less injured and that begins the story of how i went to basic training twice from start to finish and let me tell you the second time is a fucking hoot and a half! my leg is crooked and numb now.