EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD INCLUDE (Torchwood edition):
A mean bisexual
A mean bisexual
A mean bisexual
A mean bisexual
And a mean bisexual
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Every friend group should include,
A himbo:
A mean bisexual:
An even meaner lesbian:
He/theys:
She/theys:
A token straight who's on thin ice:
An astrology bitch who has everyone's birth charts memorized:
And a short king:
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Every friend group has:
A himbo: Marco
A mean bisexual: Masa
An even meaner lesbian: Belle
she/theys: Tari, Lucinia
An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized: Sophia
A token straight that’s on thin ice: Lamar
And a short king: Theo
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Every (formed)friend group should include (pt.2)
The Demi anxious extrovert that calls the shots
The biromantic ace life of the party friend that’s ride or die
The wlw calm and rational one that has no input on the situations/decisions being made
The wlw that is a part of the group but does their own thing
The gay depressed boy that’s on the outs with everyone but one person
The new pan girl that is still figuring out how she fits
The homophobic trucker dude
The feral non binary that gets included in the decision process
The religious homophobic girl that has no clue
The straight man that’s extremely chill
The non binary attention grabber that likes being the distraction
The prodigal son (ftm)that makes stupid decisions despite everyone telling him no
The straight girl that loves everyone in the group
Thank you for reading 💜💚
~skullkitten
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every friend group should have
guy who says “goodness gracious!”
guy who says “cowabunga!”
guy who says “golly gee!”
guy who says “oopsie daisies!”
guy who says “no way jose”
guy who says “holy smokes!”
guy who says “huh?”
and guy who says “wowza!”
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Every Friend Group Should Include... (Loki edition)
A bimbo
A mean bisexual
An even meaner lesbian
He/they
She/they
A token straight repressed gay that's on thin ice
An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorized
And a short king
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Apparently there's no specific template for this so here we go
Every friend group should include
A himbo
A mean bisexual
A meaner lesbian
She/theys
He/theys
A token straight that's on thin ice
An astrology bitch that has everyone's birth chart memorized
And a short king
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Every friendgroup should include:
A bimbo: Kim
A mean bisexual: Emilia
An even meaner lesbian: Laura
She/theys: Willow
He/theys: Jon
A token straight that’s on thin ice: Lukas
An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized: Emilia(?)
And a short king: Jon
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Describing my OCs like one of those "every friend group has" posts:
Pinstripe-obsessed man going through a midlife crisis
Boy with anxiety who once got 2nd place in a popcorn eating competition
Computer science obsessed girl who misinterprets philosophy books
Professional gold digger
Kid who just wants to go back home
Woman who tries to resolve every conflict through the power of cinnamon rolls
Gym dude who beats up pinstriped guys in coffee shops
Millennial stereotype
Tyrannical president with a hair gel obsession
Rick Astley (budget version)
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guys im not straight but i just know damn well that the term ‘token straight on thin ice’ somehow describes me perfectly
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