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dawningfairytale · 2 years
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noel and mischa watch the eurovision song contest together no i will not be taking criticism at this time
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montessori-grad · 2 months
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As a fandom we do not utilize the fact Glen Powell is Polish enough since we’ve collectively decided that Ice is Polish. Here are my headcanons.
-Ice and Jake speaking Polish so they can talk shit about other people. Mostly Mav who tried to learn Polish when he and Ice started dating but failed.
-When Jake misses his family, (Glen says that he has good parents so I’m going to give him good parents.) Ice makes him come over for dinner where he makes traditional food.
-Or an alternative to the first is; while Jake was first crushing on Bradley he’d talk to his sister in Polish but Bradley knew what he was saying since Ice taught him. Bradley didn’t tell him and Jake found out two months into their relationship because Ice told him to do something in Polish and Bradley had to pick if he was more scared of an angry Jake or an angry Ice. (Ice is obviously a scarier option.)
-Jake is really into Eurovision and was absolutely livid when Jan wasn’t picked. (Because so was I.)
-Jake can handle his alcohol.
-He’s a terrible cook because the majority of Polish men do not cook.
-He played soccer as a kid and didn’t do any real work during the World Cup because Poland made it farther than usual and he was too invested.
-He loves pickles so much but forces Bradley to buy the expensive ones. (If you’re a pickle fan in America, I absolutely recommend Bubbies fyi.)
-He watched the movie Fanfik on Netflix and cried. (Super good, cheesy movie about a trans Polish teen and his partner. 10/10 I recommend.)
-Carol was also Polish so Bradley has some traditions he keeps going from her that Jake was really happy to participate in.
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a-prompt-archive · 11 months
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If The Witcher took place in modern times, Jaskier would win the Eurovision song contest.
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ravenelyx · 11 months
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Yes, Gryffindor and Slytherin's rivalry in Hogwarts is pretty bad but imagine the absolute chaos between the italians and the french in Beauxbatons
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creepy-friday · 10 months
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Who the creeps voted for in Eurovision[Crack]
I will probably delete this later,but I find it funny so I'll leave this here for a while
Jeff: voted for Germany,pulled a La Zarra after the results
Masky: Voted Australia just to piss off Jeff
Hoodie: Voted Norway but liked Croatia's song meaning
Toby: Tought Serbia was cool
BEN: BJABE,although wished for Jann to represent Poland.He also liked Moldova's performance and lost his mind at the epic flute guy's skills+Verka's appereance
Eyeless Jack: Slovenia all the way,he binge listened to all Joker Out songs,now his playlists consists of both gothic music and their songs
Nina: CHA CHA GUY FOREVER,started crying after the results
Jane: loved Sweden and France equally,she was chill and satisfied with the results
Clockwork: Adored Czechia(feminist queen)
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smallphoenix13 · 7 months
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i need pb to answer my most pressing cop lore question:
does drakovia participate in eurovision?
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I know they're very American, but I really like the idea of Steve and Robin being obsessed with Eurovision. They watch every year, of course, and they remember all the winners from all the years and memorize so many songs. Eddie acts like he doesn't like it but their enthusiasm is contagious and he joins in, pretending to suffer. That only until Finland's Lordi wins in 2006 with Hard Rock Hallelujah and Eddie is glued to the screen from that year on to see if it happens again
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anxiouspotatorants · 1 year
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@stellaluna33​ be careful what you wish for.... Now let’s start off with a far too long list of Eurovision headcanons I have for Gilmore Girls.
While Richard and Emily did technically come across Eurovision (or at least national selection season) in the first half of the 80s (thank you @thatscarletflycatcher​ for that amazing headcanon) Lorelai herself wasn’t introduced to the world’s best singing concert until she met Michel. Michel told Lorelai about that time Celine Dion participated and won for Switzerland, which Lorelai then had to find proof of. Soon enough she catches her first taping of Eurovision (maybe 98 with Dana International) and she’s been obsessed ever since.
Lorelai loves everything at first, but over the years she grows a special kind of love for the truly tacky Eurovision entries. The more glitter and nonsensical english lyrics the better. 
Rory is obviously brought into this in her early teens and bonds with her mom over it. She does love a good tacky entry as well, but what really made Rory come back for the competition every year is all the political gossip and drama that seeps into each year. The voting results announcements is when Rory inches closer to the screen.
It’s not enough for Lorelai to enjoy this by herself with Rory. She shares her opinions with Michel (who hates it), makes a whole themed yearly event of it with Sookie, spreads the gospel of Eurovision to Miss Patty and Babette, and tries at least once to convince Taylor to make Eurovision week an offical town holiday or at least an event. Taylor will not approve of this anti-American nonsense. That is his loss.
Of course Luke is forced to sit through this every single year. And no he does not like it. He gets angry about the hypocrisy of all the “peace and love”-songs sung by artists representing countries that do not have peace and love in their policies, is intimidated by all the glitter, and could really do without the akward hosts. He will admittedly enjoy the odd dad-rock entry that comes every year, but keep it to himself since everyone else roasts them.
Since Michel is the one who introduced everyone to Eurovision (well, he introduced Lorelai who introduced everyone, but it wouldn’t have happened without him) and since he’s the only actual European around, Michel feels very protective and possessive of it. He will let Rory bait him into talking about how he as a Frenchman views other European countries (it gets stereotypical), and he will at the same time tear a hole into anyone who scoffs at ‘ethnic’ or non-English songs. 
Like his uncle, Jess is not a Eurovision fan and would really like to skip watching this, if only to avoid the crowds that Lorelai gathers for the event. He does like it when audience members sneak up on stage or something goes really wrong. Teenage Jess could stay away because of how things were going around that time of year, but adult Jess who visits multiple times a year for Doula and Luke and has to remain on civil terms with Lorelai cannot escape. And yeah, it might bring Rory joy to watch him awkwardly sandwiched between TJ and Luke watching Verka Serduchka scream numbers in German.
Lane loves Eurovision. She loves the showmanship, loves the variety of musical entries, loves being introduced to country-specific genres. When the internet community around Eurovision grows, she starts finding updates (and eventually streams) of the national selections around Europe and starts watching them as well. For Lane, Eurovision-season starts in December the year before.
Paris doesn’t really get Eurovision at first (noting the same hypocricy issue as Luke), but with time she starts to let loose and enjoy the circus for what it is. She tends to change what genre she prefers every couple of years, but she’s a loyal Portugal-supporter and likes pretending to be as above everyone else as Michel simply because she can speak Portuguese.
Dean never really got Eurovision, but would be fine watching it as long as he was spending time with Rory. Logan tried to convince Rory to get tickets with him and just head on over to Europe once for a finale, but to Rory that would be a betrayal against her tradition with Lorelai and the town. Either they all go or none of them go.
Richard and Emily are appalled by how tacky the whole event is, but they will watch it in the privacy of their home because it’s become a guilty pleasure. They tend to prefer French entries when the French aren’t sending songs like “Moustache”.
Lane has tried to get Hep Alien to add at least one Eurovision song to one of their setlists. She tends to try with safe rock songs like “We Could Be The Same” by maNga or “Something Better” by Softengine, but really she would love to do something hilarous and out of the box for their band, like “Secret Combination” or a Johnny Logan song.
Oh, but Jess liked “Viszlat Nyar” by AWS. He didn’t expect something like that to show up on Eurovision. It was nice.
Rory really enjoys that semi-indie music thing that’s been going on in Belgium and the Netherlands lately. Think “City Lights” by Blanche and “De Diepte” by S10.
Michel’s the kind of Eurovision-fan who prefers divas singing ballads or dancing girls with a whole crew on stage. 
Babette and Miss Patty will cheer for any entry with skimpy outfits, particularly shirtless men. “OPA” in 2010 was a moment for everyone: a fun one for the two of them and traumatizing for everyone else.
Miss Patty makes a whole separate drink for Eurovision. It has edible glitter in it.
Nobody in town seems to know what to make of Australia being in the competition. People like Lorelai and Sookie and Liz don’t mind, while people like Taylor find it categorically wrong that a European song contest has a country from the other side of the globe participate. But nobody even jokes about the US joining. Michel has made sure of that.
Lorelai’s all time favourite entry is Ukraine in 2004. Michel’s favourite is Switzerland in 1988 because of course.
Sookie uses Eurovision week as an excuse to experiment with different European cousines. At first she would do dishes from the host country, but nowadays she will occasionally switch to the country she’s rooting the most for that year or a country that hasn’t had a win in ages.
Michel still has access to voting, and when people catch wind of this it becomes a nightmare for him. Everyone wants to use Michel to vote for their favourite entry, but he refuses to do it for free, and refuses to blow up his phone credit for them. Eventually he gives the entire town 10 votes that they can bid on or agree on together, but either way Michel is getting compensation for this.
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dolce-tenebra-toscana · 11 months
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La Squadra's reaction at this year Eurovision's finale:
Risotto ✂️:
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He is the type of fan that if his faves aren't even in the top 5, he is not that bothered. He was rooting for Germany, so whoever won wasn't his business. He just hopes in the future there'll be more metal performances, cause he think this genre is VERY underrated
Prosciutto 🍖:
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Prosciutto is annoyed af! He had a completely different top 5 in his mind and seeing the results made him chew his bottom lip in frustration, smoke more cigarettes than usual and tap nervously his foot. Sicilian daddy is not happy at all, in his heart Australia won the game... also his gf was rooting for Norway, so no " celebratory s*x " for him tonight, that makes him even angrier lol
Illuso 🔎:
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The only one happy cause he was team Israel and Team Sweden, so in the end he is the only one saying " winner winner, chicken dinner ". He has a smug expression on his face and is parading around the lair with the swedish flag around his neck, mocking his teammates like " i told you so~" or " awwww, why so mad? Did you lose? Oh wait, yes~"...He is the absolute worst about it.
Melone 🍈:
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He was the only one actually rooting for italy this year lol, you may think is for the song but of course this purple tuscan idiot did it for the meme.
He spent MONTHS since Sanremo joking about stuff like: pesci asking him if he wanted a chip and him answering " SE QUESTA È L'ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAA..." or even making fun of Risotto's sleep habits chanting " TANTO SO CHE TU NON DORMI, DORMI DORMIIII MAIIII!!"
In the end he was kicked out of the lair cause ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MELONE!!
SO yeah, another chill dude who didn't care about the final result, he just wants to annoy people lmao.
Ghiaccio 🧊:
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NO NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!
Ok here we have the real deal everyone, Ghiaccio is a BIG eurovision fan and maybe the only one who truly cared about the winner.
He blasted Finland's song while racing with his red Mazda through Napoli yelling " CHA CHA CHA D*IOCANEEEEEEEE!!"
He was even ready to bet about Finland's victory and when he heard the final results...chaos: broken chairs, smashed bottles, angry phone calls to vent about it!!
He even planned to invade Sweden to avenge his green jacket pal, but in the end he'll just curse blasphemies for a week and change the radio station whenever the winning song is put on.
Formaggio 🧀:
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You see this? This is the level of support Formaggio had for Croatia. Lil cheese man went in every single bar of Napoli to teach their song and even tried to organise a rave party with a " Tractors " theme!! He felt utterly outraged when he saw the level of " disrespect " ( in his mind of course ) shown to his favourite eurovision's group and now is planning to go to a concert while riding an actual tractor. Is he exaggerated? Yes. Do we love him for this? ABSOLUTELY!!
Pesci 🐟:
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This guy drink his " respect women juice " ever since he was a lil kid. His mamma and nonna raised him good, so his goal for eurovision was to support all the women that walked on the stage! He tried to stay neutral and show them all the appreciation they deserved, but 2 of them stole his heart: Lithuania and Portugal. He was so moved bu their songs that tears run down on his face during the performances, in that moment he didn't even cared being the laughing stock and called " una femminuccia ", he just wanted to enjoy those beautiful voices and he did!! He was also really happy about sweden's victory, in the end another great artist was cherished in the difficult music industry.
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beelxshartic · 11 months
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Did you know that Alicent Hightower represented Moldova(Oldtown) in eurovision?
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She looked like she had fun… not like with these targs
(Red in background like prophecy)
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priya-san · 11 months
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Stardew Valley Eurovision 2023 Faves - Bacherlor Version!
Let's pretend for a moment that the Stardew cast watched Eurovision 2023! What were their faves? Let's find out in this completely self indulgent post! Bachelorette Version here!
Alex - Blanka - Solo (Poland)
Solo is the perfect hype song. You can dance to it at the club, or pop it on your workout playlist, which Alex has definitely done!
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Elliott - Teya and Salena - Who The Hell is Edgar? (Austria)
Elliott loved this song as soon as he heard it. Then he heard that the song was a scathing critique of the state of the music industry and how female songwriters are under appreciated, so he loved it even more.
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Harvey - Mimicat - Ai Coração (Portugal)
Harvey’s got a thing for powerful voices, and Mimicat’s performance won him over! He loved the cabaret energy of it, and Mimicat’s stage presence was infectious. He finds himself tapping along when he listens to the song while he does his paperwork.
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Sam - Voyager - Promise (Australia)
They had a KEYTAR!! And a sick guitar solo! And a car!!! Sam immediately wanted to teach himself the song after watching Voyager.
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Sebastian - Käärijä - Cha Cha Cha (Finland)
Sebastian is a sucker for anything out of the norm and knew Käärijä was a winner as soon as he heard Cha Cha Cha. But then he found out the song was about breaking out of your icy shell after having a few pina coladas and loved it even more. Finland was robbed.
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Shane - Lord Of The Lost - Blood & Glitter (Germany)
How can you not love anything as metal as this??? Shane wouldn’t admit it, but the next time Emily hosts a clothing therapy session, Shane will dressing up as Lord of the Lost.
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dawningfairytale · 2 years
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another rtc eurovision post (i'm so sorry for my brainrot y'all) with me associating a song for each character
fair warning, this is *LONG*, so i'd suggest scrolling past if you don't really like long posts :)
i don't think that anyone pre-canon would've watched it but, you know, post-canon everyone lives au, afterlife, take your pick either works!!!
mischa: as previously stated, stefania by kalush orchestra (ukraine 2022) is his top of all time. wikipedia describes its genre as "alternative hip hop and folk" which is basically this song is awesome/talia. it being a tribute to the frontman's mother also deeply resonates with him, missing his own mother. other favourites include soldi (italy 2019), dark side (finland 2021), lie to me (czech republic 2018) and kuula (estonia 2012) because... in addition he loves everything ukraine's sent (aside from 2012. imagine being able to have pride and audience support for practically every entry from your country). he just finds so much enjoyment and nostalgia in it (ie me projecting onto my fave). he was so surprised when noel knew about it and that he had a buddy in this uranium hellhole to chat about it. has a crush on alexander rybak (norway 2009) and chanel (spain 2022). he still does not realise he is bisexual. he starts a betting pool with the choir for each new contest (and all the ones only he and noel have seen. the two get sad at first that they can't participate with those ones, but then decide to fuck with them)
noel: his winner of 2022 was in corpore sano (serbia) for The Drama and The Art, but he also supported fulenn because france (the man was so disappointed when they got second last). his all time favourite is l'enfer et moi (france 2013), because frenchwoman singing about how she would make her ex's life hell meant that he could graft on his dreams to that. because he's canadian i don't think he grew up with it like mischa, i think that he went down a youtube rabbithole when the march he turned 14 somehow or other and fell in love. he loves all the songs like n'oubliez pas (france 2015), voila (france 2019), tout l'univers (switzerland 2019), and bonds with mischa over zitti e buoni (italy 2021 who am i kidding everyone knows måneskin, thanks to @curious-georg for that idea!!!). sometimes he puts on playlists of the earlier competitions while he's studying to imagine a morning in france. has a crush on half the male entrants.
i haven't thought through how the rest of the choir gets exposed to it because it's pretty much a "after canon once they're friends, wherever they are, au or not i don't know". but basically i have a feeling that one time on movie night it's mischa's turn and he brings along the 2021 contest (because it's one of the best of the most recent and the hosts are so good) and noel goes BATSHIT and everyone else is just like "hey... what?? this is four hours long" and then it starts and they end up really enjoying it, with them going through all the contests (sometimes on mischa's night, sometimes on noel's, a couple for constance's too) and watching them live (because i said so)
ricky: they love the entries that are just a lil quirky. a lil different. their favourite from 2022 was eat your salad (latvia), mainly because the audience *screamed* out "PUSSY" to fight the censors (eurovision is a family friendly competition). the peak songs for them were at the start of semi 1 and then it all went downhill from there. and their goat? space (montenegro 2017). if you haven't seen that video, bestie, you should. they really do watch it for the memes, epic sax guy (run away aka moldova 2010), anti-crisis girl (ukraine 2009), "but in the end, they didn't" (the 2019 host talking to that year's cypriot contestant about cyprus coming in second in 2018).
constance: her 2022 winners were not the same (australia) and i am what i am (malta) because she loves the expression of the internal self and hearing peoples' emotions through the melodies. her all time favourites are monsters (finland 2018) and cry no more (netherlands 2017) because of how both are personal, one is upbeat in its self-empowerment, while the other is about familial love and support. she relates to and desires both. otherwise, anything with a gay kiss. she screamed at the full-on makeout session that occurred during this time (lithuania 2015). and marry me (finland 2013) made her VERY happy for that kiss at the end. even then, it takes her a while to realise she is Not Straight.
ocean: her 2022 winner was hold me closer (sweden), then river (poland) because it genuinely moved her, then die together (greece). she hates I.M (israel) with a burning passion, and everyone except her sees the irony in that. from other years she loves last dance (greece 2021), only teardrops (denmark 2013), popular (sweden 2011), lipstick (ireland 2011) and euphoria (sweden 2012). she has a spreadsheet ranking her placements for each year they watch, as well as the rest of the choir, and uses that to predict the results of the betting pool mischa started. sweden and greece are in her top five every year. she put if i were sorry as her first place when they were watching the 2016 edition and mischa refuses to talk to her for the rest of the night (this one actually isn't me projecting i just think it'd be funny).
penny/jane: because this idea isn't super-solidified, and her character isn't either, it's hard to know. i think that she's a menace and loves the voice cracks and mistakes (i feel bad if i direct people to certain entries for that!!! but if you know, you Know). the best guess i have is that her favourite 2022 entry is miss you (belgium) because of the religious allegory and shifting genres (like in the ballad of jane doe), but i will take suggestions!!
this was a really long post, thanks for sticking around if you got this far!
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eiko82 · 11 months
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"And finally, 12 points go to ...... Finland!"
Ann, Ryuji and Morgana watch Eurovision.
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firefly-fromhell · 11 months
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How my top 5 favourite fictional evil ladies would watch Eurovision:
Alcina Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8): enjoys ESC a normal amount or just a little over a normal amount. Despite not being super invested, remembers a lot of ESC history and winners over the years. Used to watch it every year but then skipped quite a lot because she didn't find it entertaining alone, resumed watching after the daughters got into it. Has VERY strong opinions about each years' results which often don't coincide with the majority. Actively comments on everything while watching, rolls her eyes at the jokes.
Atris (Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic 2): pretends she doesn't care but slowly gets invested. Casually remembers every year that IT'S EUROVISION TIME LETS GOOO and can think about nothing else. One of the few things she actually likes as Atris the person, not Atris the Jedi. Enjoys the most unhinged songs and has them stuck in her head for at least a week after. Makes it everybody's problem.
Shadow Weaver/Light Spinner (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power): is made to watch it with all the most cheerful people in SPOP as a part of her atonement for being the garbage woman that she is. Always annoyed she can't predict the outcome and be in control of the situation. Falls asleep a few times while watching. Reluctantly admits she enjoyed some of the safe choice songs with good vocals in them. Overanalyzes the country postcards before each song.
Donna Beneviento (Resident Evil 8): a complete Eurovision freak. Loves it to bits, watches religiously every year. Makes specific snacks for the occasion, wears an ESC t-shirt over her regular dress. Always torn between rooting for Italy and Romania, chooses Italy most times. Gathers to watch with Moreau and that's their one bonding activity with Sal. Sends votes from every device available in the village (Give me your internet or face the consequences)
Lady Lesso (The School for Good and Evil books): initially didn't understand the appeal and found it unworthy of her time. Then Sophie annoyed her into watching it one year and Lesso was HOOKED. Watches it as a bonding time with Sophie, is mostly interested in outfits and scenography over the songs themselves. Is outraged if her favourite performance doesn't win and complains about it to Dovey (It was beautiful, Clarissa, the jury has no taste!)
Bonus round:
Kreia/Darth Traya (Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic 2) & Arihnda Pryce (Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Thrawn): hate it with their entire being. Unironically say that they do not watch such garbage and mean it. Are annoyed when other people around them mention and discuss the ESC. Make faces and undignified noises at anyone who disagrees with them.
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worthless headcanons: were the diabolik lovers characters mad about sweden winning eurovision instead of finland?
yes, loved CHA CHA CHA: ayato, subaru, yuma, kino, shin
no, rooted for sweden: laito, kou, azusa, yui
didn't watch eurovision: shu, reiji, ruki, kanato
doesn't know what eurovision is: carla
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My headcanon
It’s my headcanon that Farah’s ringtone would be something like a eurovision song. Specifically Finland’s entry of 2023 You can’t even change my mind that Farah would be the exact same as me on this front.
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