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Pulling up to another day on the job as creep #2 at the sexualising old men factory
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had a dream about peter tork last night btw....it was the late peter tork and I was crying telling him we all missed him and he was laughing not unkindly and being like it's ok. there are beautiful rivers here and I walk along them every morning while the sun rises and I was like WHAT!!!!!! and he was like yeah please don't cry just make the most of earth. in fact frankly earth SUCKED! but that's why you gotta love more while you're there. and then he was like I gotta go. also you should probably go take care of that...and I was like take care of what???? and then I woke up because a giant fucking wasp somehow got into myroom in real life even though my windows were closed and it was 6am
#emi's meandering jotts#I wasn't gonna share but well...what is a dream like this for if not to be shared etc etc.
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How I look with she/her in my bio
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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me signing off every post
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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who else is being captivated by the timeless beauty and divinity of music
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(scrolling through my morning dash)
post reblogged by mutual: in a way being in the kitchen is holy. cooking with people you love is holy. Sometimes the most mundane places are also the most sacred
post reblogged by another mutual who blocked the first mutual in petty fandom drama 6 months ago: im so tired of posts calling things "holy". something doesnt have to be holy to be special. maybe being human is just Being Human. It doesnt have to be "sacred" to be good
post reblogged by third mutual who logs on once a week exclusively to post bob dylan spotify links: hold my penis tightly makes me so delighty. call me father almighty the way i serve nightly🙏🏻 #this is so may 1st 1970 core
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babies if they had tumblr
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grrrr my gums hurt so bad. cant wait for this stupid teething thing to be over so i'll never have to grow out teeth again
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do you think strawberry and that blueberry guy ever...nay i shant say
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#hes so cute 😭😭 #elmo #ankle babbles
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finally getting the hang of walking 😁 will post video showing my progress once my fine motor skills have fully developed
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🍭 i-classify-soft-foods reblogged
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Heinz apricot and peach muesli
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goo goo ga ga <- just a look into the machinations of my twisted mind
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#sorry this was born becausei have toothache (wisdom teeth erupting its nothing to worry about) and needed to cope. well#emi's meandering jotts
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My take on the Sherlock Holmes books
#I neeeeed to keep watching granda holmes it was so so good but I've totally forgotten to keep watching it recently. I've been too busy watch#ing documentsries about prehistoric cephalopods#emi's meandering jotts#acd holmes
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george pov in the beatles biopic where he's constantly zoning out and having daydream sequences about bob dylan while the other beatles are arguing
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bitches will see a beautiful wooden 1970s kitchen and be like what if we painted it completely white. what if we stripped it of all personality
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3 integral factors they cannot miss if they want to understand bob dylan in the biopic:
bob dylan is infinitely androgynous in ways beyond the cisgender understanding
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum
everyone who met him wanted to fuck him and I don't think they quite knew why but they did
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the devil's foot" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw all that is monstrous and inconceivably wicked in the universe
my buddy Holmes pacing: It would be superfluous to drive us mad. A candid observer would certainly declare that we were so already
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even if bob dylan isnt transgender then honestly i think we should include him anyway just on the basis that his mum used to tell him he shouldve been a girl. she literally said his beauty was "a waste on a little boy". bob dylan has had more transgender experiences than i have
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