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otpmoments-blog · 2 years

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𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙯𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙨

#delena #Damon and elena #elena and damon #Damon x elena #elena x Damon #tvd #vampire diaries #the vampire diaries #Damon salvatore #elena Gilbert #elena salvatore #delena quotes #Damon and elena quotes #elena and damon quotes

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 7 months

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Kai: Is she going to be ok?

Elena: Yes, just keep applying pressure

Kai, leaning in closer to Y/n: If you die, Damon and I will have no supervision

Elena: Not like that!

Damon: It's true!

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athenasalvatore1922 · 9 months

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Damon: Y/n is extremely dangerous

Elena: Damon that's your daughter:

Damon: I know

Caroline: What makes her dangerous?

Damon: She can drive anyone insane with a single conversation

Klaus: She really can, it makes you question everything you've ever thought of or done in your life

[Y/n laughing in the distance]

#the vampire diaries #the vampire diaries x reader #incorrect tvd quotes #tvd #the vampire diaries quotes #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #the vampire diaries incorrect quotes #stefan x y/n #elena gilbert #klaus mikaelson x y/n #caroline forbes

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morgane-art · 27 days

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Stefan : If I could nail any celebrity, it would be y/n...

Stefan : Because she's the star of my heart.

Y/n : Aw.

Y/n : mine would be Hugh Jackman !

Stefan : ...

Elena : ...

Damon *bursts out laughing*

#tvd #the vampire diaries #tvd incorrect quotes #elena gilbert #damon salvatore #stefan salvatore #stefan salvatore x reader #source : how I met your mother

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jeronicashippersclub · 2 months

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INCORRECT QUOTES!

Damon: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Elena: Haha I -

Klaus, barging in: Caroline is just lovely. Thanks for asking.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #incorrect klaroline quotes #the vampire diaries #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #klaus mikaelson #klaroline

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serendipity-in-love · 6 months

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The Vampire Diaries (2009–2017)

#the vampire diaries #elena gilbert #damon salvatore #nina dobrev #ian somerhalder #tv series #tv show #series #quote #quotes #movie quote #movie quotes #movie scene #movie scenes #sayings #words #feelings

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so-long-soldier-writes · 5 months

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*damon introducing you to kai for the first time*

damon: y/n, this is malachai

kai: kai

damon: *ignores*

you: hi... are you named after the guy from children of the corn?

kai: no, i was born in 1972

you: oh okay... wait what??

#i needed a bigger reveal of him looking Not His Age #got one from liv but like... elena woulda been funny #kai parker #damon salvatore #tvd incorrect quotes #children of the corn #this is rly stupid lmao

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j-nightingalesb1tch · 6 months

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incorrect tvd quotes

elena: "remember earlier when i said you should open up to me and be real?"

stefan: "well..."

elena: "you could've started by telling me you have a secret brother!"

stefan: "former brother."

elena: "that's not how dna works!"

#the vampire diaries #tvd #elena gilbert #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #incorrect quotes #incorrect tvd quotes #incorrect the vampire diaries quotes #source: trolls band together #source: trolls #who even are these people #i don't go here

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upper-echelon-h3arts · 4 months

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*MFG group chat*

Caroline: I'm bringing the pot roast.

Damon: Hooray, potroast....

Alaric: potroast yum

Kai: Period.

Elena: Yay! I'll make the deviled eggs.

Damon: Again?!

Kai: Sksksksk

Caroline: I was going to bring deviled eggs Elena!

Stefan: Please don't.

Alaric: Somebody needs a hug...

Kai: MOOD

Elena: BUT I ALREADY BOILED THE EGGS!

Bonnie: Everybody quit yelling!!!

Damon: Kai if you don't shut the hell up

Kai: Hey Siri text Bonnie what are you wearing

Kai: I mean-

Kai: Auto correct

Caroline: OMG when did this happen??!

Elena: Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!!

Damon: Bon Bon fr

Bonnie: shut up

Caroline: what did I do?

Bonnie: not you

Bonnie: red dress coming over latee

Bonnie: fck

Bonnie: stupid auto correct

*Bonnie has left the chat

Caroline: where did she go??

Alaric: this is unacceptable

Damon: No sh*t

Elena: hey be nice

Stefan: shut up

Kai: BURN

Damon: 😂🤣🤣🤣

Caroline: ..well it is kind of funny

Elena: really Care you're one to talk

Caroline: I was talking about Bonnie wtf...

*Jeremy logged into the chat

Jeremy: hey guys what did I miss?

*Alaric has left the chat

*Caroline has left the chat

*Elena has left the chat

*Stefan has left the chat

Damon: Bon Bon is screwing Kai

Jeremy: huh?

Kai: I'M SCREWING YOUR EX

#chaotic tvd chats #kai being an absolute fool for his wife #kai having an iPhone would be wild i would like to see it #kai being a little sh*t #incorrect tvd quotes #bonkai #bonnie and kai #kai parker #bonnie bennett #the vampire diaries #kai and bonnie #incorrect bonkai quotes #incorrect kai parker quotes #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #caroline forbes #elena gilbert #jeremy gilbert

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hacked-wtsdz · 2 months

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The horror of vampirism: Elena Gilbert

Grief Lessons: Four plays by Euripides — Anne Carson

The Vampire Diaries: s3//ep22

A Barbie Dream House But All the Dolls Are Kitchen Knives — Cassandra de Alba

The Vampire Diaries: s4//ep14

The Vampire Diaries: s4//ep21

Unburnable the Cold is Flooding Our Lives — Kaveh Akbar

The Vampire Diaries: s4//ep22

The Vampire Diaries: s4//ep23

#I want to make a whole series #vampirism is horror #analysing elena on her own is v interesting #the gradual corruption the loss of innocence the hypocrisy and self-hatred of it all #when you’re a monster but it’s not your fault and yet to continue making yourself monstrous #elena gilbert #jeremy gilbert #tvd #the vampire diaries #vampirism #vampires #damon salvatore #stephan salvatore #anne carson #cassandra de alba #kaveh akbar #horror #quotes #tvd meta

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darth-nikeon · 1 year

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Damon: so tell me what happened.

Elena: ok, but you can't get mad at us.

Damon: Elena, I could never be mad at you.

Caroline: Well we were minding our own business when-

Damon: BULLSHIT!

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Klaus: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Caroline: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Klaus: Absolutely not.

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Klaus: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Caroline : This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Caroline: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Klaus: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Caroline: No! Four to five seconds!

Klaus: Too late!!!

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Kol: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Elijah: Alright, what's 30x17?

Kol: 47

Elijah: That's not even close.

Kol: But it was fast.

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Klaus: So that’s my plan.

Elijah: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Klaus: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Elijah: It fucking sucks.

Klaus: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Jeremy, texting Bonnie: Bonnie! Help I’m being kidnapped

Jeremy: Where are you?

Jeremy: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Bonnie: I’ll call Elena.

Elena, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Bonnie: Where’s Jeremy? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Elena: Jeremy? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Elena:

Elena: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Elena: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Jeremy: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Jeremy: Where are you going?

Damon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Jeremy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Damon: Only if you also don't ask why

Damon: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Jeremy:

Damon:

Jeremy: This one is fine

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Jeremy: Hey, Damon? Can I get some dating advice?

Damon: Just because I’m with Elena doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Stefan: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Klaus: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Stefan: Yes!

Rebekah: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Stefan: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Klaus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Rebekah isn’t as mean

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Stefan: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Klaus: Stop romanticizing the past

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Stefan: What is your biggest weakness?

Damon: I can be uncooperative.

Stefan: Okay, can you give me an example?

Damon: No.

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Stefan: Okay, truth or dare?

Damon: Truth

Stefan: How many hours have you slept this week?

Damon:

Damon: ...Dare

Stefan: Go to bed.

Damon: I don’t like this game

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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Damon: Please don't tell Elena.

Y/n: Oh, I'm not going to say a word.

Damon: You're going to make me tell her, aren't you?

Y/n: Loud and clear. And every nitty-gritty detail.

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athenasalvatore1922 · 10 months

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Y/n: Stefan told me to write letters to all the people that hurt me and burn them.

Y/n: It helped a bit but now what do I do with the letters

The mystic falls gang: ........

#the vampire diaries #the vampire diaries x reader #incorrect tvd quotes #tvd #damon salvatore #stefan salvatore #the vampire diaries incorrect quotes #elena gilbert #stefan x y/n #caroline forbes #jeremy gilbert #bonnie bennet #tyler lockwood #matt donovan #alaric saltzman

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morgane-art · 2 months

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Damon : I'm playing a new drinking game.

Damon : It's called - every time I'm depressed I take a drink.

Elena : That game exists.

Elena : It's called alcoholism.

#delena #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #tvd incorrect quotes #tvd #the vampire diaries #it's better than just lying on the toad Damon #source : modern family

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witchcraftandgeekness · 7 months

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Kai: Something happened in 1994... Something that changed my entire life. That was... Too much to handle.

Everyone: *holds breath*

Everyone: *expects him to finally confess his sins and admit that he has humanity and deeply regrets his actions*

Kai: You see– sorry, it's too hard to talk about it. Okay. That's alright. I have to say it. Have to admit it did happen... Kurt Cobain died that year. And I will never be the same after that.

Everyone:

Everyone: 😑

#tell that wouldnt happen #and ofc he is nirvana fan #kai parker #tvd #tvdu #tvdu incorrect quotes #mystic falls gang #elena gilbert #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #bonnie bennet #alaric saltzman #caroline forbes

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midnightsunfavs · 8 months

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Headers delena (quotes The Vampire Diaries) - Damon e Elena

#headers #delena #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #delena headers #quotes tvd #the vampire diaries headers #the vampire diaries #headers tvd #tvdu

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