Okay, listen-

Nah nevermind, I have no excuses.

Flowers of Skyrim

Serana of Clan Volkihar for Pride Month! She made me realize I was bisexual when I was a kid. 💗💜💙

Round 2, Match 61: Phoenix Wright vs. The Dragonborn

Submitted kids:

Phoenix Wright: Confirmed: Pearl Fey, Trucy Wright (Arguably: Maya Fey, Apollo Justice, Athena Cykes)

The Dragonborn: Alesan, Blaise, Lucia, Sofie, Runa Fair-Shield, Hroar, Samuel, and Francois Beaufort are all the official adoption candidates. Theoretically, though, Dragonborn can adopt any kid in Skyrim as long as their caregivers are dead.

Propaganda under the cut!

Phoenix Wright:

1. “his mentor dies leaving behind her teenage sister hes like 'my sister now' teenage sister's aunt is arrested, and her 9yo cousin needs looking after 'say no more' dudes entire career comes crashing down around him at the same time a dude abandons his daughter 'looks like i have a reason to live now'”

2. “Tired old man (he’s 35) single lawyer dad of two other lawyers and a famous magician. Absolutely unhinged but appears Normal™️. Constantly embarrasses himself and is routinely assaulted and verbally abused in court but wins all his cases anyway (and he only forged evidence like twice!). Runs his own law firm (possible front for adopting more children?) and has 100% faith in his kids and his clients (two categories that overlap wayyyy too often, he and his family are constantly being framed for murder). He has a dumb hairstyle and no one ever lets him forget it. Phoenix has eaten glass before and would probably do so again. He has also survived falling from a 40-foot burning bridge into an ice-cold river, being the victim of a hit-and-run, and nearly being executed by a foreign government twice. Plus he’s bisexual and suffers from gay angst disease. Phoenix Wright is God’s favorite and he should be yours too!”

3. “Phoenix legally adopted Trucy and has just been taking kids without parents into his law agency ever since. Also if you consider him and Edgeworth to be together, then Edgeworth also essentially adopted Kay Faraday, so that's another one right there.”

4. “He's a lawyer. He adopts a little sister after her sister (his boss) dies. His client runs out on him so he does the logical thing and adopts the daughter he left behind even as his life falls apart. He meets her biological brother and manipulates him into joining his found family. I have no idea how he met teenage Lawyer Athena but that's his daughter now too.”

(Mod note: Full propaganda list coming soon!)

The Dragonborn:

“Dragonborn can adopt any two children - begging street urchins, orphans suffering an Annie-like predicament, any child they decide to relieve from their caregivers. And while it isn’t canon, there are mods to remove the “only two kids” limit. As a playable character, Dragonborn is a reflection of the desires and values of those that control them. Therefore, they reflect the tendency to serially adopt from “serial adopter” players: they take kids off the streets, assassinate the cruel orphanage boss so they adopt the children there, they might even kill the abusive Lemkil to give Sissel and Britte a better home. (And in a modded playthrough, they remove the adoption limit so they don’t have to choose between all the sympathetic children they want to shelter in their many houses; seriously that limit sucks when you have multiple children’s rooms that go empty.)”

can you blend ulfric stormcloak from skyrim?

Ulfric Stormcloak from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

Guy who's got one of those tattoos of their partner's name but it's just the names of all the marriable characters in Skyrim

So I started yesterday an art challenge, some characters I voice and some I don't canonly voice BUT I play in small skits/roleplays. Character names are below!

Day 1: Lucien Flavius [By Joseph Russell/Skyrim Custom Follower Mod]

Day 2: Felix ``Fix`` [By AJ/Avira SMP]

Day 3: ???

Help Pls

What do you do when you lose your humanoid blue cat with severe mental issues and probably autism? 

Or

I put my Inigo in Riften, forgot he was there, did the ENTIRE DAWNGUARD QUESTLINE, and half of the Alduin questline, came back, and he fucking evaporated. Checked Riften Jail, Bee and Barb, the Marketplace (where I left him), and checked to make sure he wasn’t wandering he streets. This is a new game and I haven’t even gotten the map marker yet, wtf do I doooo

Playing Skyrim again but with custom followers installed (I...may hunt down the others and try to download them. I want them all.) has ironically enough has given me the strongest urge to make my OWN custom follower.

Can’t code or model tho, so I shall just write about him hfsdjkfj

Skyrim Main Questline: ok so you have to save the world, but there’s a civil war going on; so you could also deal with that first

Me, making a direct beeline to Honorhall Orphanage:

The Rift

Just realized that being the "Dragonborn" is the new term for errand person under the guise of helping people.😒

Also, the amount of bugs this game can rival a house infestation.

And I hate Delphine's guts with a passion for ordering me to kill the only dragon who is willing to help you!

All hail Paarthurnax!!!

You know there is a lot of Action RPGs with wizards and magic in it that aren't TERF games. Skyrim is one of them. I will be streaming it as I am raising funds for Johanna and Phoenix. This might be a much longer stream too. I might switch things up part way. (!13+) An Action RPG with magic and wizards but Definity not Hogwarts Legacy | Skyrim | !fundraising for !comrades |  !retweet | !AMA

In Skyrim many of the soldiers and guards are lamenting about being far from home. The soldiers are more understandable, but why should the guards have to be far from home? When you sign up to be a guard do they ship you off and bring some outsider to guard your home town? Is it to stop secret alliances between guards and civilians? Is it to separate them from their family and therefore make a symbol out of them? Are there just not enough volunteers to go around and most of them come from one city?