#edit: i forgot SEBASTIAN ugh. obviously he's a war criminal for threatening to raze a city full of civilians | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

signal-fire · 1 year

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accidentally didn’t sleep last night and all i’ve done with my small amount of brainpower today is mentally hash out which romanceable dragon age characters aren’t war criminals. i think it’s 4 out of 17 of them. putting this important information in the tags before i forget it. it’s very long

#josephine because she’s never done anything wrong. alistair because he’s never done anything #merrill because being a shut-in who accidentally gets people killed is not a war crime. sera because all her beef is personal& not political #everybody else is at least a little bit of a war criminal #dorian is perfect but he is a necromancer and i think it’s probably a war crime if you reanimate your enemies’ corpses and make them fight #for you. leliana has done the most war crimes overall but blackwall’s crime is the most straightforwardly war crimey #solas wins most cosmologically impactful war crimes #anders did terrorism. isabela stole relics. both started wars. that’s a war crime right #fenris isn’t culpable for his crimes but they did happen #morrigan is a war criminal only because she’s constantly telling the warden to do the most evil shit. including war crimes #considering the role that the crows play in the fulcrum of the antivan political machine i am certain zevran has been party to at least one #war crime. i forgive him though #iron bull was a secret police spy guy. he’s totally done war crimes. he probably invented some.#cassandra tortured prisoners during interrogations. war crime. sorry girl #cullen is a war criminal for advocating for the rite of annulment in origins. that’s right buddy you can’t escape your past #hmm i think that’s it! lots of war criminals.#i am so tired #edit: i forgot SEBASTIAN ugh. obviously he's a war criminal for threatening to raze a city full of civilians

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