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I posted 109 times in 2022

That's 109 more posts than 2021!

37 posts created (34%)

72 posts reblogged (66%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ayato-main-for-life

@alexglitches

@twistedoverbloat

@twisted-stories

I tagged 95 of my posts in 2022

Only 13% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 34 posts

#speakingwiththeblues-verr - 29 posts

#anotherstars-verr - 29 posts

#sagau - 21 posts

#genshin impact sagau - 14 posts

#twisted wonderland - 13 posts

#starsaligns-verr - 13 posts

#genshin sagau - 12 posts

#genshin cult au - 11 posts

#sagau impostor au - 11 posts

Longest Tag: 73 characters

#edit btw the explanation they gave is wrong but the thread is still funny

My Top Posts in 2022:

If evil Why hot?

So like SAGAU consist of:

- GOD!reader getting chased because imposter, among us - And in end GOD!reader getting traumatized or getting revenge

so what if? GOD!reader is a masochist? like into some -extreme- pain and shi? like- like

- Zhongli/Morax/Rex lapis cornering them and giving them pain and- you know- GOD!reader just enjoying it, then Morax just go: wtf?

Please don’t question what im doing im sorry

194 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

Selfcest in it’s finest

Imagine this:

GOD!reader and FAKE!darling falling inlove with each other.

FAKE!darling was never the one who enforces the hunt it was the archons, FAKE!darling was supposed to seek GOD!reader and explain to them everything-that they are their god, to why they faked being GOD!reader, etc. etc.

FAKE!darling still continues to visit GOD!reader in their hiding spot bringing gift’s, clothing’s and food’s. Even tho GOD!reader still being skeptical, they accept it. One day their supposed “ally” snitched on them letting the archons know their locations bringing them into FAKE!darling’s temple, FAKE!darling pleases to the archons to NOT hurt GOD!reader, and they did and the turn tables. FAKE!darling kneeling infront of GOD!reader but they never hurt them and something something i have lost motivation haha-

So in conclusion...

GOD!reader: “i...love you...”

FAKE!darling: “Isn’t that weird??”

GOD!reader: “ok? and?”

225 notes - Posted March 2, 2022

*FAST HEAVY BREATHING**

IMAGING IMAGINE. self aware genshin impact but GOD!reader is also aware of them,

It all started with our smart ares GOD!reader playing or logging into Genshin and they saw *character name* the only character alive on their team!

and GOD!reader goes: “Hmmm that’s sus...*thinking: so sagau is real huh?.*”

then they revive all of the dead characters and replace *character name* with another character as punishment then they continue their day without them.

263 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

IMAGINE

if: GOD!reader after they have awakened in teyvat the supposed “dead” people (ex. Teppei [first one to awake <3], Kazuha’s sexy friend, Nameless Bard, etc.) have gotten resurrected beside GOD!reader one by one per day AND they know that they are their god (GOD!reader) because they just feel like they are,

Like i imagine GOD!reader crying the fact the Teppei’s ALIVE

277 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

No i REALLY need to see this

Imagine GOD!reader being a Minecraft og (like they played since the start of it) then got transported into Genshin impact (the another game that they played since the start), Then all of the imposter stuff happening -because they want to take refuge- and after hiding from them they started to notice their gold blood,

GOD!reader be like: “can i coat an apple and make it golden?” *Normal apple turns gold* “ :0″

They practically now knows that they could implement minecraft logic in this world, well they still need to know that they are GOD in this world lol

things GOD!reader can do:

-Make trees float: You can make trees float to make the place haunting. How haunting!

-Punching trees with fist: You are strong enough to punch trees-with no energy needed. How in the world-!

-A convenient bed: A bed that can be break and placed again, Can sleep away through the night-teleporting you into a timeless dimension to skip the night and lastly very convenient to blow up if wanted to. How weird!

-Speedbridge god: Well if you can’t bridge well you can now! not only you can be Elsa, you can also make the acolytes jaw dropped. How lovely!

-Frostwalker and thorns: Even if you can’t see your armour you can still see what enchantments it has! Frostwalker will make you jesus in water and the thorns- well- it will make you untouchable! How convenient!

-Elytra: BREAK THE SKY’S LIMIT! no fire works needed for this bad boy, all you needed to do is believe! How lo- AAAAAAAAAA

-Dragon keeper: Oh! look at that! the dragon egg hatch into a...big ender dragon? its even bigger than Dvalin! oh dear where do you hide it? oh lasso? isn’t that modded? oh well as long as you keep the ender dragon safe. How cute!

-God apple: Well it speaks for it self you can coat a normal BORING apple with your gold blood into a GOD APPLE! how Godly!

etc.

957 notes - Posted February 23, 2022

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