”i’m still unsure about blonde percy lol he looks like will solace” shut tf up. annabeth saying “not you, sunshine” altered my brain chemistry on a molecular level.

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

I saw a post once talking about a bingqiu scott pilgrim au where LBH had to fight all of SQQ's suitors, which is a cool concept and all, but have you considered the comedic potential and insanity of a bingyuan Scott pilgrim au where SY has to defeat LITERALLY HUNDREDS of bingge's exes??

no one tell him about it

Can’t decide if they fought each other or together

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! here's a cozy lil drawing of Rosalina and he Lumas for the Christmas season :D 🎄💫

adamska the copy cat

Dick grayson is a himbo in a sense of "I'm going play stupid to see if this might or might not make my life easier". Like, he's going 100% pretend he has no idea what any technological and or technical term is knowing damn well he was able to hack the justice league system at the rip age of 15 is if it means it would give him any advantage in little to long term.

and he is SO real for that.

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

Cloud ‘I don’t deserve love and affection’ Strife meets Zack ‘just give me the fucking chance’ Fair

God dammit I've reached the stupid pah-wraith shit in my ds9 rewatch..... I'd forgotten about that

"chu wanning had absolutely no reply to that"

PFTTT is this dumb bitch being deadass?

*minor teal mask spoilers*

This girl? Whose hair is like Adaman's, is from Sinnoh, has two Hisuian Growlithe, and goes on a quest to take pictures of Ursaluna? Adaman's descendent?

It's more likely than you think.

Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

Every time I get booped I imagine their pfp is booping my pfp so when I get attacked it feels like