need a big strong person to pin me down and put me in my place

Wow, These two had a really crappy day… 😔

Me, who has read Deltora Quest:

...modern au and an accidental (drunken) vegas wedding with diluc

drunk me is such a funny bitch, like I just noticed my little bee pin was missing from my jacket so I figured I'd lost it when I partied too hard. then I put my keys into one of four (4) pockets and what do I find there???

lil bee pin!!!!

Last night I dreamt about dragons. Not ones the size of a house, not streamlined for long flights and battles on the wing. But tiny little things, with downy fuzz and mock bumble bee colours.

Thinking about earthspark Bumblebee and how he's stuck being in a position of authority all day. It just makes sense to me that when he gets done for the day he wants to have someone else be in charge. He loves just doing what he's told and not having to think too much when you're on top of him.

y'all do not listen to Hozier after you've had a 100 proof shot + a xanny (they're prescribed for anxiety don't worry + I had the worst panic attack but I'm fine now) that shit will derail your whole life.

or paris paloma omg ,, cradle went so hard

begging someone to write a breaking up and making up misunderstanding lestappen fic that’s super drawn out with so much unnecessary drama based off miscommunication because i am dying to read it but don’t have time to write 🙃😔

@bleechella I’m not answering ur ask cause I think it’s adorable and so sweet and I wanna keep it in my inbox forever <33

once again my constitution of a sickly victorian child is winning out

me rn

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP GUYS I GOT THE FUCKING PAID INTERNSHIP

Drinks On Me! Somehow, someway, your character has found themselves on a pub crawl. What do they do? Bold the choice that applies the most for each pub.

Pub I Huddles in a corner staring wide-eyed at the group and wonders how they got there in the first place | Sits off to the side, sipping something non-alcoholic and watches the antics | Cheerfully sits with the group and drinks their first round | Calls for a round of shots to get the party started | Hangs our near the center of things, telling stories and cracking jokes

Pub II  Finds a new corner to huddle in, growing increasingly concerned as the drinks flow | Panicky tries to find Water instead of Alcohol | Relents and orders a glass bottle of wine to nurse chug through the next ice age | Laughs and chats with the group, drinking the drinks and enjoying the camaraderie | Is off flirting and chatting someone (or a few someones) up | Has made friends with the pub’s musician and is on stage singing and/or dancing a jig | Is still not drunk

Pub III Has been kidnapped by a roving gang of pirates smugglers (ironically also on a pub crawl of their own) | On a third glass bottle of wine and starting to let flow all sorts of interesting self details | Is probably already unconscious | Has managed to spontaneously get half the bar to sing a drinking song | Has hooked up, proposed, and split up at least twice thus far and is working on their rebound third | Disappeared into a back alley with a shady looking character leaving assurances of picking something up to “liven things up a little” | Has already passed out at Pub 1 | Is still not drunk

Pub IV After being adopted as their impromptu mascot, is now being ferried around by the pirates smugglers on a makeshift palanquin as their “Pirate Queen” | Beyond wine drunk and keeps losing layers because it’s “too hot” | Is engaging in some cross group friendly rivalry in the ages old combination of booze and hurling sharp objects (or shoes) at a target (or has ended up in one or four bar fights)| Passed out in the gutter halfway to the fourth pub | Picks up the part of the group laying drunk in the gutter to bring them home | Whether it is incendiaries or herding the entire crew onto an impromptu dragon flight, whatever surprise is planned will be memorable | Is still not drunk

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