I haven’t seen Wilbur’s VOD yet but what I’m getting from tumblr is he’s like the fucking oz dude from the wizard of oz

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i rlly love brainrotting about dnfbaby at age of like 7 years old, specifically making cards/drawings for dnfies like "to the best dads in the world" and making gift cards for sapnap like "to the best uncle" like i litteraly explode when i brainrot about that. AND drm and gnf would definitely hang it on fridge / frame any drawing or hand made stuff and put it up anywhere in the house😿😿😿😿😿they would be so proud😿😿😿george picking up their daughter and she shows what she made for them and he tears up praises her and cant wait to show drm as well😿😿😿😿😿 raghhhhh ohhhhgh my dnfies feat. dnfbaby😿😿🫶🫶🫶

The cat crying emojis are so me

TO THE BEST DADS IN THE WORLD TO THE BEST UNCLE STOP THIS IS FUCKING INSANEE IM GONNA DIE OHGGAGGGHHG AGHHHH

Dnf would 1000000% hang every little card letter drawing everything their child/children hands them maybe at night when Dre and gnf has some alone time after the kids sleep they drink water whatever or just hang out doing last of the dishes or organizing the kitchen together and they talk and whisper about the little memories that come with the gifts they put on the fridge and they have a small heart to heart before they go to sleep I’m gonna go just jump off a cliff

hellooo o/

if I can recall, you're a fellow castlevania enjoyer thus I have an idea I thought would be fun to tell you about :D (this is just me talking about an au I apologize in advance if you dislike these kinds of asks !!)

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what if. what if c!sbi castlevania au. where techno is the Main Guy trevor belmont (he's an orphan with a big red cape who hunts monsters—methinks that screams technoblade idk)

tommy is sypha (except replace the romance plot with a strangers to brothers one) and also an annoying little shit that's too clumsy and arrogant to have as powerful magic as he does (which he frequently abuses to aggravate techno with)

philza is dracula, king of vampires (kristin is naturally lisa) who pursues vengeance on humanity pretty similarly to dracula's plan in the og series

and wilbur is obv alucard, witty and emotionally damaged as ever, and he & techno also have an enemies/strangers to brothers relationship while he & philza

other roles might be ranboo & tubbo as hector & issac, quackity or drm as carmilla & the "sisters" as sapnap karl n george, and others like jack, sam, niki, puffy, etc. could be general vampires (or vampire generals) seen throughout the series (it would be kinda funny to have jack be varney purely because they're both english)

yooo anyway I again hope my idea dump doesn't bother you Lol I was just brainrotting over it again recently & wanted to ramble to someone or somewhere abt it and decided your blog's inbox was a perfect target

(hope you're doing well !!)

you have no idea how many dsmp x castlevania thoughts ive had over the years. pass!techno's chain whip was literally inspired by trevor's morning star whip. his CLOTHES were inspired by trevor's clothes. pass!techno is trevor in every way.

and my ideal ending for c!drm has always been carmilla's. "fuck you, i win" (pathetically, hopelessly) is exactly how i want that bastard to go.

and magician tommy? magician tommy. perhaps magician tommy can be our always.

I just wanted to quickly say that if you stop writing c!prime that’s so valid (in case you needed to hear this)

you are by far one of my favorite authors and your descriptions/ characterizations are on point.

another thing in case u ever get the c!prime brainrot and feel guilty about it like I have a lot of people have been changing c!drms name to something else in their mind/story’s to distance the character from the cc

thank you for being (and continuing) to be such an amazing author. <3

The thing is I do not want to stop writing c!Prime. I don’t think I can. They’re deeply important to me and I don’t think I can separate myself from them. cc!Dream? Yeah, I can throw him in the trash. c!Dream? I won’t stop thinking about him til the day I die. Which is the thing I feel really guilty about hahaha.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I don’t think I’ll change c!Dream's name, but the way I write him was already as intentionally distant from his actor as possible, as I do with every character. Is that selfish of me? Idk. Every time I think about c!Prime it makes me feel stupid and selfish and like I’m putting myself before the actual victims. At least this whole thing solidified in my mind I really need to get an appointment about OCD because this is literally just scrupulosity lmao.

knucklehead asked: dt3am getting tense bc they’d originally planned to meet w k4rl in paris but now he can’t make it. it’s been too long since he’s been w them, and they’re already running out of the brain power it takes to keep their dynamics running in a functional way. kinda like your last lifestyle bdsm fic, grg is struggling to maintain his dynamic w dn because it’s more difficult to get direction from k4rl, he’s not been able to bottom for a while since k4rl hasn’t been there. drm hasn’t been getting his spanks and doing his chores isn’t as effective since k4rl isn’t there to implement it and grg doesn’t really get it so he doesn’t care enough to follow up on if he’s done it. s4p is struggling w/o his emotional support, it’s not the same going to d/nf for his cuddles etc, grg plays around too much with pretending he hates it so he gets too far in his own head and decides to leave him alone as soon as grg starts trying to push him off, drm is always tense with wanting to keep working and missing k4rl so even when they cuddle he feels like drm would rather be doing smth else. and the sex is just as off balance. k4rl announcing he isn’t going to be in paris is like a tipping point. grg feels like he’s losing his grip as a dom and can’t bring himself to do punishments and stay in charge so he becomes more and more agitated. he keeps doing things hoping that dn will report back to k4rl so that he can be punished, even though it’d have to be over the phone, at least it’s something, so he teases the other two more, starting snippy little arguments in public w s4p knowing the other can’t do anything about it, and gets touchier with drm whenever he’s busy and can’t follow up on what he’s starting. drm gets snappy because his brain feels like it’s all over the place and the other two struggling with their own problems keeps adding to the constant static in his head. everything’s confusing, he’s on the move all day with the convention and doesn’t get a minute to calm down, and when he does his boyfriends are making it difficult to relax and now he’s lashing out. s4p is withdrawing gradually, he’s not getting comfort as often, especially not the way k4rl does it so he eventually stops chasing it and sticks to keeping himself busy with meeting fans and then once everythings done he goes to his room and doesnt leave until he has to. i had an idea for how k4rl would fix the issue with a late surprise visit to paris without telling his boyfriends he’s going, but i ran out of brain power for it and forgot what i’d originally thought but ive also already typed all that so have my usual not even half baked brainrot IDK WHAT THIS IS IGNORE IT IF YOU WANT ITS LITERALLY NOTHING LMAOO -🐙

no no no no no this is so good FUCK i have to go to work but if this was a fic id make them go to nc before back to florida and stay in k4rls house for a week or two while he works just being in his space waiting for him to come home and handle all of them and k4rl isnt really as strung out as he usually is because he got a kind of vacation from not going to paris so he's like. in a good headspace and is caught up on his obligations so first of all he gets dr34mn4p cuddled up in his bed and then takes g30rg3 into the living room and fucks his mouth with his fingers while he sits in his lap. g30rg3 just shuts his eyes and grips k4rls wrist holding the fingers in his mouth and tasting the silver of the rings and k4rl's skin and he just sits like that moving his tongue and nibbling for a while as k4rl mumbles in his ear that he did so well while they were apart and he's gonna fuck him really nice and hard tonight after he talks to s4pn4p and gives dr34m some spanks and g30rg3 is just bobbing his head totally gone from the second he saw k4rl. its like he saw his dom and his brain went 'safe' and turned off, so he gets care first. sorry if this is scattered i literally need to be out the door BUT I LOVE THIS SO FEEL FREE TO KEEP GOING AND ILL EITHER ANSWER LATER OR JUST SPAM WITH TY ANON

c!dream’s sheep ears flick when he’s annoyed btw

— send thirsts/reqs of the crew boys !! i wanna write but my brain is dry rn ^^

YOUR TAGS ON THE "tell me you love me" CLIP , YES, SO TRUE! everyone was talking about how cute it was, while I was thinking about how different drm was acting the whole stream. gnf was most definitely exasperated during that clip, you can literally see him almost roll his eyes. idk what's up with them rn, but I find it so interesting the way they were both acting on last night's stream, and the last couple of streams from the previous days. the basketball stream first solidified that something was off with both of them, gnf was being passive agressive and dream was talking SO much about gnf ignoring him. then on the csgo stream dream seemed kinda moody too, but still wanted to play with them, and then on the bedwars stream he was moody AGAIN but still wanted to play with him. and I really liked that you pointed out that dream does leave v quickly when he's in a certain mood, so him leaving so fast was super interesting. I have no clue what's going on with dnf right now, but somethings just off, they still want to play and stream together, but there's something clearly going on behind the scenes that they'll probably throw under the rug soon 🥴

I’m glad you appreciated my Thoughts<3

I went tinfoil hat brainrot mode answering this and I know some ppl don’t like this stuff being discussed so as to not put it in anyone’s face, read at your own risk lmao:

But yeah I mean it’s Very clear something happened before the basketball stream.. And it seemed George felt moody during that, whilst Dream seemed to be extra clingy and attentive to him, (which I’ve noticed he does when he feels he’s upset George in some way, he like tries making up for it) but eventually in the cs stream it seems like he’s snapped over George not giving him enough attention, and going to play a game with others instead of bedwars with him is like recipe for pissed off Dream 😅 so he’s now the one being in a mood instead and idk I just felt there was something so earnest in his voice when he said ‘you don’t care about me’ 🥺

But this is what happens with them from time to time ! You see the charity stream when they were super close like my god the vibes in that was insanely soft and giggly, it was clear things were Very good between them during that and I think that’s a lot to do with the fact that they’d been spending a lot of time off stream just the two of them and the rest of their friends had been pretty busy so it had really been just them two, and their bond seems to truly Thrive during times like that when it’s just Them, 24/7, alone together and attention on each other and nobody else. That’s truly when they’re at their best.

However. You can tell things always get shaken up when others come into play and attention gets put on other people,, and others getting involved is normal but with them it’s like,, Dream esp can’t rly stand that 😬 I’m sorry to say it but like the proof is so Loud I’m just observing the man is obsessed with George and wants his attention 24/7 and for nobody else to have him 😭 the clip I posted “I want you to follow me around everywhere like a little puppy” HE MEANS THAT, that’s the Best way you could describe how he feels about George lmaooo 😭

But this isn’t the first time it’s happened like he really has shown a pattern of this and they always bounce back to their close dnf vibes again after some time - they just need some alone time again.

And again. Aaand again. And like, again. And then stay like that forever I guess, 😅

Or they need to find a better way about this like idk

C O M M U N I C A T I O N

Maybe, idk idk just a thought 🧍‍♀️

been having so much drm brainrot lately so I’m gonna have to go with him,,,,

sapnap simps @ dream simps rn

dream 91

sapnap 84

Just saw a clip of xisumas for the first time and suddenly I know why the hermitblr gay romance survey (idk the real name all I remember is that bdubs is most likely to engage in gay romance) called him bitchless

stoner!dream who takes you out on vacation with the money he’s made from being a dealer

stoner!dream who takes you to a fancy restaurant and gets jealous when the waiter winks at you

stoner!dream who fingers you under the table to remind you that you are his

stoner!dream is just… daddy.

im trying to distract myself from not texting my ex so enjoy these shitty thoughts

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OMG IM TRYIN TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM TALKING TO MY EX I JUST WANNA DO IT SO BAD

ANON THESE ARE SO GOOD SO LEMME GIVE U MORE:

stoner!dream who flaunts you to his friends talking about how hot you are and how good you are to him

stoner!dream leaving hickies all over you even where no one can see them especially when he's jealous

stoner!dream who loves when you wear his clothes and whenever his friends come over he wants you in nothing but booty shorts and his t-shirt

stoner!dream whose obsessed with weed/drug sex

stoner!dream who always takes photos of you even if their not sexual he has a camera roll full of photos of you

stoner!dream who always tells you to stop calling him daddy in front of his friends but in reality it's his favourite thing

stoner!dream who loves to see you in black lingerie and his favourite types are either the super frilly one or super kinky leather ones

stoner!dream who loves pulling you aside at parties just to get his fingers wet

AGH I HAVE SO MANY MORE IM FULL ON BRAINROTTING

but I love each and everyone of these thought stoner!dream is my daddy i love him with my whole heart- he is my finest creation he is my little baby

Oh so the dream team fans are partying tonight lol /pos

im starting to think im just full on lesbian and not bisexual so here is this weird ass imagine lmaoo (also how are you? drink water and take care of yourself my love! <33)

stoner!dream who gets jealous when a girl flirts with you

stoner!dream kissing you in front of that girl to show her that your his

stoner!dream who watches as you playfully flirt back with the girl to get some dick obvi 🙄

stoner!dream who doesn’t talk to you the whole car ride back to his apartment as you apologize and how you didn’t think she would take it seriously

stoner!dream who ends up getting too needy and fucks you in an empty parking lot.

stoner!dream… is my fucking life.

your favorite overly horny anon

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ANONNNN THIS IS SO GOOD OML (and same i have no clue if im bi or a lesbian lmao)

stoner!dream gets jealous super easily so whenever you would playfully flirt back with a girl his head would do spin in circles he would go absolutely insane.

He would pull you into the back of his car and bend you over his knee and spank you reminding who you belong too, and then you would fucking pound you into the car seat- he would call you "his little slut" and wouldn't let you cum until you said you were his

this man is so possesive 😩💫

Stoner! Dream would 100% have bars pierced down his shaft

ANON YOU GET ME

He would have bars dawn his shaft that would make sex so much better 😩💫

Plus you would get to toy with them in your free time cause of course you would nobody date someone with a dick piercing and doesn't play with them lmao