one time i was messing with a incorrect quote generator and i put Phos,Bortz and Diamond in it
i wanted to dra some of these but i don’t think i can get to them as fast as i want to so im just gonna post them all here
this was when i was going crazy over this show i still love them so this is content i could have gave you
these are so like accurate and i love them
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Store Worker: Phos please come to the front desk?
Phos, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Diamond and Bortz
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Diamond and Bortz, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Phos: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Phos: If you had to choose between Diamond and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Bortz: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Diamond: Bortz!
Phos: 63 cents.
Bortz: I'll take the money.
Diamond: BORTZ!!!
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Phos: I know you snuck out last night, Diamond.
Bortz: Play dumb!
Diamond: Who's Diamond?
Bortz: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Phos: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Diamond: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Phos: Yes!
Bortz: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Phos, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Diamond: You did WHAT–
Bortz: William Snakepeare
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Phos: We need to get through this locked door. Diamond, give me your credit card.
Diamond: Here.
Phos, pocketing it: Thanks. Bortz, kick down the door.
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Diamond: Tell Phos about the birds and the bees.
Bortz: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Phos: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Diamond: I'm a knife.
Bortz, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
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this is the point i added another character
Phos, whispering to Diamond, who’s on the phone with Jade: Ask them something!
Diamond: How are you feeling?
Jade: Fine.
Phos: Something personal!
Diamond: At what age did you get your first friend?
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Phos: Hey Diamond,
Diamond: Yes?
Phos: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Diamond:
Diamond: Where’s Bortz?
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Phos: WHY. why did you give Bortz a KNIFE?!
Diamond: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Phos: Now I feel unsafe!
Diamond: I’m sorry.
Diamond: ... would you like a knife?
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Diamond: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Bortz: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Diamond, desperately, as Bortz bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bortz: Oh! B positive.
Diamond: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Bortz:
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Diamond: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Bortz: You and me!!!
Diamond, tearing up: Okay.
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Diamond: How petty can you get?
Bortz: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Diamond: What is your biggest weakness?
Bortz: I can be uncooperative.
Diamond: Okay, can you give me an example?
Bortz: No.
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Diamond: You kill people for money?!
Bortz: I can explain!
Diamond: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!
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Diamond, tending to Bortz's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Bortz: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Diamond: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Bortz: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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satsuki: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
rei: punch him in the stomach then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
teruya: tackle him
kizuna: dump him
kiyoka: kick him in the shin
haru: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
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Even More DRA Incorrect Quotes
Haruhiko: HELP! I TOLD TERUYA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Satsuki, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Mitch: This is the second weirdest way I almost died
Kiyoka: What’s the first?
Mitch: Long story short, my family is now banned from every Olive Garden in the states.
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Kinji: Haru, Satsuki, Teruya... Why did you three draw a pentagram on the floor?
Satsuki: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Kinji:
Kinji: I wrote sanitize, Satsuki.
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Teruya: I’m an idiot.
Rei:
Tsurugi:
Mikako:
Kizuna:
Rei: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is gonna be a long day.
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*Haruhiko, Satsuki, and Teruya sitting in jail together*
Teruya: So who should we call?
Haruhiko: I’d call Tsurugi, but I feel safer in jail
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Mikako, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Yamato, walking in covered with ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.
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Kizuna: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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Tsurugi: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mitch: Rude.
Kizuna: That’s fair.
Teruya: Not again.
Satsuki: Are you going to want this back?
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Mikako: My day just got SO much better.
Yamato, sighing: What kind of cat was it…?
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Teruya: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Rei, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Teruya:
Teruya: fsh
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