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[The doorbell rings]
Kids: (gasps) That’s her!
[Pandora and Daniel are the first to open the door]
Bombus: Hi, kids!
Pandora, Daniel: Hi!
Mira: Hey, Bomby!
Bombus: Hi, Mira.
Kids: (giggle as Mira wags her tail in front of them)
Mira: It’s good to see you!
Bombus: Yeah, you too.
Mira: Kids, this is your Auntie Bombus.
Bombus: Oh, you’ve grown so much! Daniel, you look just like your mother.
Daniel: I do?
Pandora: Who do I look like?
Bombus: You look.. just like..
Mira: You.
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Bombus: I hope they fit, I wasn’t sure how much they’ve grown in..um..
Mira: nine years.
Pandora: Hey, mine’s too small!
Daniel: And mine’s too big!
Mira: Well, then swap them around.
Pandora: Can you make my cheetah onesie fit me?
Mira: Sorry, Dora. If it doesn’t fit, it doesn’t fit.
Pandora: Aww, but I want the cheetah!
Mira: It’s not meant to be, kid.
Pandora: (sadly) Okay.
Bombus: They’re beautiful.
Mira: It’s been too long.
Bombus: I know…
#my ocs#bombus#oc: bombus#oc: mira#mira#doctor mira baudelaire#dr mira baudelaire#pandora baudelaire florence#oc: pandora#pandora#daniel baudelaire florence#daniel#oc: daniel#bombus batson#incorrect oc quotes#incorrect quotes#source: bluey
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Incorrect Jam quote! Feat: their first time. Nothing graphic, just comedy.
Tw for mentions of sexual health and nakedness.
[After the first time Jay and Tim had sex. The two are cuddling together, with Tim's head on Jay's chest]
Jay: that was nice…
Tim: Yeah?
Jay: Yeah. Only problem is there's a bit of a mess down there now.
Tim: Yeah. Oh… yeah.
[Tim grimaces]
Jay: still… I had fun.
[Tim smiles and closes his eyes]
Tim: me too…
[He nestles closer. Then, he opens his eyes in realisation and practically leaps out of bed]
Tim: Oh my god! We had sex without a condom!
Jay: Tim, I-!
Tim: you're probably gonna wind up pregnant!
Jay: if you could just let me-!
Tim: Oh, God… how could I be so stupid?!
Jay: Tim, I'm on-!
[Tim runs out of the room, no clothes on]
Tim: Mira!!
[He runs right to Mira's office]
Tim: Mira! I did a bad thing.
Mira: Tim, why are you naked?
[Tim begins pacing around her office]
Tim: Jay and I were just making out, and-and then it became more than making out, and then I had my junk out, and before I knew it, we had sex!
Mira: ... and…?
Tim: and I didn't use a condom, Doc! That's what!
Mira: Okay, wow. Tim, you have a right to be worried. Teen pregnancy is a concern, as are STDs, and condoms are a way of preventing both of these things. However, so is the hormonal Borth control pill.
Tim: and?
Mira: and, did you also know that Jay is on birth control?
Tim: I'm sorry, he's fuckin' what?
Mira: He's on Lutera. Has been since he was fifteen. Also, put on some pants - or your pyjamas, or something! So, you have nothing to worry about as it currently stands.
Tim: Oh… okay, good!
Mira: do you want me to send Octavian out for some condoms?
Tim: …yes please.
Mira: of course, sweetheart.
#creepypasta#creepypasta au#creepypasta fanfic#eldritch hall au#eldritch hall#jam#jay merrick#tim wright#oc: mira#doctor mira baudelaire#dr mira baudelaire#mira baudelaire#incorrect creepypasta quotes#incorrect eldritch hall quotes#sex tw
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Mira: Being a parent's tough.
Shadow: So is drawing.
Mira: Yeah, so is drawing. But, listen, how many times have you banged your knee or scratched yourself playing with your dad?
Shadow: um...
[FLASHBACK]
Charles: No ticket!
[Shadow shrieks and giggles. Then, he bumps on the couch]
Shadow: Argh!
Charles: Whoop! Ooh! You right, mate?
Shadow: Um, yeah, I just banged my knee.
[ANOTHER FLASHBACK]
Charles: I am sick of this boomerang!
[Ben shrieks
END FLASHBACK]
Shadow: Lots.
Mira: And what's the first thing he always says?
Shadow: Um...
[FLASHBACK]
Charles: Don't tell your mum.
[END FLASHBACK]
Mira: What?!
[Shadow giggles. Charles slides into frame]
Charles: It's Dad!
[Mira growls]
Charles: Uh, I'll come back later.
#my ocs#oc: charles#oc: mira#charles#mira#charles florence#doctor mira baudelaire#mira baudelaire#dr mira baudelaire#shadow#shadow baudelaire florence#samuel baudelaire florence#samuel#oc: samuel#oc: shadow#benjamin aniko#ben aniko#incorrect oc quotes#source: bluey
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Charles: love, why are you so upset with Amber and that boy she's been seeing?
Mira: Oh, please, darling. I've seen his type of boy before; they're not good for our little girl.
Charles: ..."boys like him"?
Mira: you know... the kind that acts all sweet, but is really...
[She can't finish her thought]
Mira: ...the kind of boy that leaves a girl feeling empty and used up.
[Charles gives her a hug]
Charles: Oh, honey. I know you've went through a lot.
[Mira nods. She leans into her husband's touch]
Charles: but, don't you feel that there is even a chance - as small as it may be - that Piotr may actually... enjoy Amber's company?
Mira: no! Because if a boy like him can... can use a girl like her, then she could wind up as... as a woman like me...
#my ocs#oc: charles#oc: mira#charles#mira#charles florence#oc: amber#doctor mira baudelaire#mira baudelaire#chira#marles#original characters#dr mira baudelaire#incorrect oc quotes#incorrect quotes
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It is easy to tell when Charles has had a bad day, because he will be located on his wife's lap, purring contently.
It is also easy to tell when Mira's day has been shitty, because she will be sat in a pond, all furry and monster-like, just trying to collect her thoughts.
#my ocs#oc: mira#oc: charles#charles#mira#dr mira baudelaire#doctor mira baudelaire#mira baudelaire#charles florence
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This is a really good approximation of Mira's voice!
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