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strawberrycamel · 8 months

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Communal DPxDC tag blocklist

heyy, so i'm just gonna share all the tags i've been using to block DPxDC posts bc i think it might be helpful for others trying to avoid those crossover posts.

First, the official tag that is meant to be used for dp and dc crossover posts is DPxDC (without spaces) and you are not supposed to tag either of the main fandoms when you make a DPxDC post.

That being said, my blocked tags are:

(edit: put under a readmore bc its a bit long)

anger management prompt

anger management ship

batpham

dan phantom x jason todd

danny phantom batman

danny phantom dc

danny phantom dc crossover

danny phantom x batman

danny phantom x batman crossover

danny phantom x dc

danny phantom x dc comics

danny phantom x justice league

danny phantom x young justice

danny x jason

dc x dp

dc x dp anger management

dc x dp au

dc x dp crossover

dc x dp fic

dc x dp fic idea

dc x dp prompt

dc x dp writing prompt

DC+DP

dcxdp

dcxdp crossover

dcxdp prompt

dp + dc

dp anger management

dp dc

dp dc crossover

dp x batman

DP x Batman DC

dp x dc

dp x dc anger management

dp x dc au

DP X DC Batman

dp x dc crossover

dp x dc fanfic

dp x dc fic

dp x dc headcanon

dp x dc prompt

dp x yj

dp/dc

DPDC

dpjl

DPxDC

jason todd x dan fenton

jazz x jason

jazz/jason

Ra's x Jazz

tim drake x danny fenton

There is also the option to put things in 'Filtered Post Content' which is right below 'Filtered Tags' and I've recently started to use it to block

DPxDC

As noted in the last reblog of this post, you can go full scorched earth in Filtered Post Content with one fandom to try and avoid DPxDC crossover posts as well. This doesn't work personally for me, since I like both fandoms separately, but it might be useful for others.

Please feel free to add to the blocklist!

#danny phantom #dp #dc #long post #coming out of my hidey hole for a thing #been having a time of it lately and was trying to Avoid thinking about this but alas #hopefully this can help some other folks having a time #tumblr's tagging system my beloathed #also uh #if im suddenly not your mutual anymore its not personal #i just kinda cant handle seeing dpxdc posts at all anymore so im #trying to just follow dp only blogs #and clear out everything else #i wanna reiterate i love you guys very much and you've done nothing wrong. you all are really good about tagging #so um yeah #i really hope this comes across correctly qwq i really do love you guys but i gotta do what i can to make my dash comfy #also uh. this blocklist definitely isnt perfect. just what i've seen in the last year or so / what got through my tag filters.#and even with all this + the 90 or so people i have blocked. stuff WILL still get through #but it should be a lot less stuff #i say again. tumblr's tagging system my beloathed #hmm idr if i wrote it in the post but: enjoying and making stuff for DPxDC is perfectly okay! please do keep enjoying it! /geniune #its just. a lot. for me. and im trying to avoid it is all. so uh please please be mindful of what you type for your tags #i think :squints: that covers everything #but yes please add to this blocklist if you have other tags. i would very much appreciate it

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freakuotes · 1 year

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"Si desconfías de alguien ¿Por..." - Shinpu (Mahoutsukai Reimeiki)

http://freakuot.es/dpJl

#frase

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asexualtuckerfoley · 5 years

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Danny and Clark accidentally swap bodies

Clark: this feels... really weird. different than when I actually was a teenager

Danny: oh that’s the T

Clark: what, like shade? Connor was talking about those the other day but I don’t get what it means- Connor? Connor what does tea mean? Is it like shade? And what’s shade?

Danny: *dying inside*

#danny phantom #trans danny fenton #dc crossover #dp crossover #dpjl #clark kent #danny fenton #crossovers #op

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serenawitchwriter · 6 years

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The Super-Switch

(part 3)

being the most responsible member of the justice league was exhausting.

take today for instance, batman had thankfully stopped the potential catastrophe that was two insanely powerful individuals incapable of controlling their newly acquired powers charging into battle. superman and phantom switching places was hedging on disaster even now, because despite the quality of their character, they both were powerful enough to destroy the world, especially if a fight between them were to escalate too far.

batman, ever cautious has been putting counter measures for the possibility in place for years and honestly he was grateful that he wouldn’t have to use them yet. both heroes were be cooperative and despite some sharp barbs at each other and general frustration at the circumstance, they weren’t attacking each other.

however, that did not make the situation any easier. batman would always be thankful that things haven’t reached the worst case scenario but that didn’t change the fact that bad is bad.

they had returned to the space station and the secure training facility within it. they had started to lay the ground works of a plan and were meanwhile getting phantom and superman to adapt to their current bodies.

the plan was simple enough. the flash, wonder woman, hawk man, and hawk woman would be pursuing the ghost that had performed the switch. batman had already acquired a military stock of fenton technology so they were well armed and phantoms profile on the ghost was impressively detailed. though there was some humor to be found in the caps lettered “DON’T MAKE WISHES OR SAY THE WORDS I WANT OR I WISH IN HER PRESENCE OR AT ALL!” the warning was reiterated several times throughout the profile and clarified she’ll grant the wish even when you can’t see her.

phantom and superman were, for their part anxious about leaving the hunting to others. phantom especially holding a sense of responsibility because ghost hunting is his department. superman was insisting his own involvement because a slight sense of guilt over making the wish. batman and several other members of the league had backed phantom up and chastised the hero for his loose phrasing an use of the taboo phrase. phantom wasn’t the only hero with a rule against wishing.

batman had made it perfectly clear that until they could control each others powers they were liabilities. a point that was emphasized when superman, in Danny's body, began to slip intangibly through the floor

which was how they got this point. training their deadly and highly destructive powers.

“look you just gotta feel solid. like continuously be aware that you can touch stuff.”

“that’s what i’m doing.”

“no, i mean you gotta keep that awareness. like...” phantom scrunched superman’s eyebrows together as searched for the right words. “it’s kinda like breathing, you know? most of the time you aren’t aware of your breathing you just let your lungs do their own thing. intangibility is a ghosts natural instinct/state, so to be solid you have to actively think about being solid, like when you’re suddenly aware of you own breathing and have to work to do it.”

“how can you cautiously be aware that you’re solid all the time,” the phantom double growled sounding frustrated. he was once again slipping through the floor and superman pulled him back up by the elbow.

“well, i’m not, exactly. eventually the solid-intangible switch just became a sort of muscle memory thing. most of the time awareness of my solidness is just floating somewhere in the back or my mind, just always running. letting go of the awareness to become intangible is actually weird because like you have to like let go of that awareness. it kinda sucks, because I've gotten so used to being tangible that i sometimes completely forget to turn intangible when i actually need to. it’s kind of confusing.”

“i agree.” superman glaring tiredly up at his own face. it was fascinating to watch the differences in expressions. watching superman’s body act like an earnest but typical teenager was rather cute. phantom sarcasm and sharp smirks looking out of place dangerous on the normally kind or brooding face of the alien but he brought an energy and expressiveness that superman often lacked. he talked with his hands and showed off his small ticks. seeing ‘superman’ nervously rub the back of his neck and tilt his head to the side with a shy smile, was a memory that batman would keep tucked away amidst his fondest memories.

meanwhile superman’s good posture and kind smile softened the ghosts image considerably. gone was the tricksters glint and in it’s place was a bright-eyed child. batman had never acknowledge how cynical phantom was in caparison to superman, but to see his face free of it was a startling revelation. phantom looked younger with superman controlling him. he moved with confidence and his neon green eyes sparkled with optimism. it was nice to see but carried with it slight disappointment that phantom himself couldn’t produce such a smile on his own.

“maybe it’s kind of like with your super strength?” phantom wondered. he was proving entirely more adaptive to superman's powers that superman was to his. he still proved to be clumsy when it came to the finer adjustments of strengths and applications, but he had mastered flying with the newly weighted body and powers like heat vision and psychokinesis were practically instinctive to him. the only real problem he had was focusing with superman’s enhanced hearing, providing a constant din and distraction. “like you have to be consciously aware of your movements and strength so you don’t accidentally destroy everything, right? well, treat it like that only instead of strength it’s how solid you are.”

“adjusting how lightly you touch something is completely different from being constantly aware of your own breathing.” superman griped irritably.

he was having a considerably harder time mastering phantom’s powers. they’d been working on tangibility on in off more the last couple hours because it was apparently the most important skill in terms of functioning normally. superman seemed to be slipping through the floor and dropping objects every other minute. and phantom almost seemed to be silently laughing even as he tried to help. it was quite clear that phantom had dealt with these problems in the past.

when they weren’t struggling with that, they were struggling with the other basic powers. like Danny, superman picked up flight rather easily. but manipulating ecto energy and all the powers that depended on drawing from his ghost core was escaping superman’s grasp. the way phantom described reaching for his core seemed rather meditative and simple to batman, but then again batman wasn’t the one with the powers so he wasn’t in the position to judge.

phantom refused to show superman his more powerful attacks, claiming, “if you can’t even make an ectoblast you wouldn’t be able to perform a ghostly wail. it’s not really something you can do accidentally. so as long as you don’t feel like your freezing to death you should be fine.”

it wasn’t the most comforting statement but batman preferred that they didn’t test those powers here anyway. there was no telling what a ghostly wail would do to the ship, especially because superman would have no control over it. they’d have to travel back to earth to do it and as late in the evening it was getting returning to earth that day for a non emergency seemed too exhausting.

speaking of which, “i think it’s about time for bed,” batman called to the heroes. phantom flinched and the sheepish look on ‘superman’s’ face, yet again, melted his cold black heart.

both were obviously exhausted so they didn’t argue about that, thou superman did mutter. “if i have to be thinking about solidness, what happens if i turn intangible in my sleep.”

“it’s easier not to go to bed tangible at all. just lie by the bed and float intangibly there. you’re less likely to move from there than if you turn intangible mid dream. if you do that i guarantee that you’ll fall through through the floor.”

“it was a rhetorical question.”

batman rubbed the bridge of his nose. this was going to be a long weekend

here’s hoping they’re back to normal tommorrow.

(part 1) (part 2)

#dpjl #Danny Phantom #justice league #superman #batman #body swap #hestiawrites

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lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks · 2 years

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I just realised that, going off the DPJL AU, that Danny also shares the same universe as Scooby-Doo and the Ninja Turtles (due to both having crossovers with Batman) (and potentially Fables)

oh shit you know what, a Ninja Turtles crossover would make a shit ton of sense because wasn't the stuff that mutated them fucking GREEN OOZE

AS IF THAT AIN'T CONNECTED TO ECTOPLASM IN SOME WAY

and the Scooby Gang trying to 'unmask' Danny would be pretty funny

#asks #danny phantom #tmnt #scooby doo #just fyi I don't know any more than the basic premise of either of these shows #so I'm not gonna be able to elaborate any further on this concept

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joyfulnerdprince · 3 years

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dulcesdefresa · 7 years

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Uhh my heart literally beats for you?? You're so kind and so sweet and it's so refreshing compared to all the negativity sometimes on here. I'm glad that you can bring that positivity on dpjl 💕💕 thank u for being such a great friend ily

#💕💕💕💕💕💕

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cnnnews05 · 5 years

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CNN's exclusive look inside a Boeing 737 Max simulator

from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPJls-fMQYs

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ao3feed-brucewayne · 6 years

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The Benefit of Hindsight

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2FBTOva

by Eminencentrose

Bruce Wayne expected a lot of things. Villian attacks were his Tuesday after all, but this? Definitely not something he was expecting or preparing for.

Words: 2079, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Will add more as they show up - Character

Additional Tags: DPJL, Crossover, batdad strikes again, im honestly just writing this as it goes so dont expect consistant updates, Not Beta Read, not proofread

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2FBTOva

#IFTTT #ao3feed #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #gotham

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dannyphantom-justiceleauge · 2 years

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This isn’t a bodega

based off this prompt

Tim stared at the glowing boy that had just entered the cave. the boy seemed unreal, with pale skin, white hair, and a vacant expression. they glowed with a faint white light and were floating a few inches off the ground. the blinked a few times looking around the cave as though they were lost.

“are you guys seeing this?” Tim asked, making eye contact with the boy. his eyes were glowing a familiar Lazarus green. Tim would normally take that as a sign that they were here as a threat except the being was raising it’s eyebrows and looking confused as hell.

“hmm?” Dick hummed, not looking up from his spot at the bat computer.

“the glowing dead kid,” Tim clarified.

Dick yawned, “i think you need some sleep, Timmy.” he still hadn’t looked up.

Tim frowned. he was tired. he didn’t think he was hallucination tired yet though, that usually hit around the three day mark. Tim was solidly at two and a half. but no one else seemed to be acknowledging the being so Tim did the only logical thing.

he approached the boy to get more information. normally that would be considered dumb and reckless, but hey, it wasn’t like he was alone. if the being started attacking him, the others would at least notice that.

“are you real?” was the first thing he asked the glowing boy. it seemed best to rule that out first.

the boy blinked a few times. “i think so. i mean probably.”

Tim nodded, more to himself than as an answer.

the boy gazed at Tim, “this isn’t a bodega.”

Tim nodded again, this time in agreement. he was right about the boy seeming lost.

they stared at each other for what most would consider an awkward amount of Tim.

“can you point me to the nearest source of coffee?” the boy asked.

coffee, mmmm...

Tim took a moment to process the rest of the sentence. “oh, uh... Alfred cuts me off after midnight now.” he pouted. he wasn’t allowed to drink the coffee that was upstairs.

“okay.” the boy said.

the stood silently again. Tim thought some more.

“there’s a gas station on the edge of the city limits that’s not far. probably only 7 miles or so.”

the boy lit up. literally, his glow brightened. “can you show me?”

“oh yeah, for sure, the coffee is crap but it’ll do the job. can I come? I need to get my bike.”

“Dude, of course you can come, i have no idea where you’re talking about and I somehow ended up underground. I need you, bro.” the boy said reaching out a gloved hand. Tim noticed that he was wearing a hazmat suit for some reason. he didn’t recognize the company logo on the front. “and don’t worry about the bike, I can just fly us there.”

oh so he was a superhero. that made sense and probably explained why he was glowing and floating and could access the cave despite the security.

Tim took the heroes hand, smiling happily. he was gonna get him some coffee

Dick went to bed, under the impression the Tim had already went up. Bruce, who had a meeting in the morning, had already headed to bed and left his kids to finish the case files for the night. Damian had gone to bed the moment they returned from patrol because he had school in the morning.

it would be many hours before anyone noticed Tim wasn’t in his bed or at his job. Bruce and Damian went off to where they needed in the morning. Alfred had knocked lightly on Tim’s door but decided to let the boy sleep in. dick had slept in and spent the morning lazing around the manor because he had another day before he had to return to Bludhaven.

it was around noon when Alfred decided to properly wake Tim up and found his bed empty. he asked dick if he’d seen him. dick answered in the negative. he called Tam at Wayne Enterprise and received a negative answer. he texted and called Tim’s cell phone and received no answer, only later finding the phone in the batcave charging on an outlet. Alfred was starting to feel concerned so he contacted Barbara.

it turned out the last anyone had seen Tim had been last night when dick told him to go to bed. Barbara checked the batcave camera’s and found something quite bizarre. a spot of static appeared on the cameras from multiple angles. it was like the static was in reality rather than a glitching of the screens.

Tim stared at it. Dick didn’t notice it. Tim walked up to it. Tim seemed to talk to the static for a long moment. Tim touched the static, Tim's form became static. the static disappeared soon after. all this happened unnoticed behind Dick’s back.

Barbara set out a red alert and started searching her cameras for any other instances of static since Tim had gone missing at 1:34am. it had been almost 12 hours.

the trip to the gas station had been uneventful by Tim's standards. they flew over, entered the shop portion and ordered coffee. the worker barely blinked at the glowing boy, and he was well used to seeing Tim at ant hour. the hero paid for both their drinks and Tim held and sipped at his paper cup.

ahhh, this was shit. but it was warm and caffeinated and that had to be enough for now.

slowly some of his finer brain functions came back to him and he found himself staring at the glowing boy and realizing he had no idea who the guy was or even if he was registered with the league. he’d bought Tim coffee so he doubted the boy was evil, but hallucinations didn’t generally buy him coffee so this might well be a person he was interacting with.

“what’s your name?” he asked belatedly

the boy sipped his own coffee. “Danny.” he said as though he too were confused at how they had both wound up there but was too content to drink shitty gas station coffee to act overly concerned. “you?”

Tim glanced down at his clothes to see if he was still wearing his costume. he wasn’t he was wearing bike shorts and a large pink t-shirt that said “snexy (snail sexy)” in bold letterers. his guess was that it used to belong to either Dick or Steph. it was his now. “Tim,” he finally answered.

Danny nodded. “so want me drop you off back home?”

Tim tilted his head, turning his cup in his hand. he wasn’t allowed to have the coffee at home. “i have time,” he decided.

Danny nodded again. “is there a place to get better coffee at this time of night?” he asked, clearly knowing that the shitty gas station coffee wouldn’t sustain him for long. Tim of course agreed.

“there’s a 24 hour internet cafe on grotto st.”

Danny held out his hand. “lets go”

Tim and Danny ended up playing doom in the internet cafe for 4 hours. Danny it turned out was really good at it and knew a lot of cheat codes Tim didn’t. Tim tried not to take that personally. it was still surprisingly fun and normal and no one has tried to kill them in the 5 hours they’d been out. Tim wondered if Danny was shielding them from harm or something. maybe he was just lucky? Tim didn't want to jinx it.

finally they wound down, the workers were changing shift and that was usually a good indicator that it was time to leave. Tim stretched and Danny stretched further. he reminded Tim of Dick a bit, it was like his bones were made of rubber or something.

“now what?” Danny asked and Tim checked his watch. he was definitely hitting the territory of sleep deprivation where he’d start hallucinating and he doubted Danny would be much help given he also was clearly just as sleep deprived as time. they’d both been chugging espresso while playing doom. Tim felt wired but also tired.

never let it be said that he didn’t recognize his own limitations. “guess we should probably head to bed. you live near here?”

“me? live?” the boy chuckled raising his eyebrows. then his smile dropped. “i have no idea where here is.”

“okay, that’s chill. i’m too tired to think of a solution yet, so how about we just crash at one of my safe houses and i’ll call you a cab when we wake up and figure out where you’re from.”

the boy made a face, possibly because Tim said safe house instead of apartments. but shrugged anyway. “sounds good to me.”

the nearest safe house was one of Jason's but Tim doubted he’d be using it or mind overly much if Tim slept there. Jason was one of the biggest worriers about Tim's sleep schedule so he’d probably appreciate the fact that Tim was sleeping.

Danny crashed on the couch and Tim watched as two rings of light spread from his middle out and turned him into a normal looking teenager in ratty clothes. it was honestly better than a hazmat suit. he even stopped glowing and floating. so Tim mentally shrugged and put it in the superpower column of what he knew about Danny and went to the bed to sleep.

it was several hours later, but not long enough that someone burst into the apartment. Danny being closer to the door rolled blearily to his feet and raised his fists to fight whatever ghost had decided to interrupt his nap. Tim wasn’t far behind, bursting out of the bedroom holding a long lamp as a makeshift staff.

“what the fuck, Tim!” Jason yelled and Tim needed a moment to process that it was his brother who burst in.

“oh, hi, Jason,” Tim put the lamp down but Danny didn’t leave his fighting stance. he looked slightly more confused and relaxed when no one immediately attacked him.

“don’t hi me, where the fuck have you been? who the fuck is that orphan wannabe? what’s going on?”

Tim, still half asleep, shrugged. “that’s Danny.”

Danny was staring at Jason with squinted eyes. “you smell bad.”

“excuse you?” Jason hissed eyes flashing green.

understanding dawned on Danny's face, an expression Tim had found to be rare in the hours he’d known Danny.

Danny stepped out of his fighting stance and went to stand directly in front of Jason. “any recent portal accidents, my guy?”

“what?” Jason asked, only to be cut off by Danny shoving his hand into his chest. there was no blood or gore or anything. Danny just cleanly passed through Jason like he was made of mist.

“what are you doing!?” Jason gasped alarmed as Danny seemed so rotate his hand like he was spinning yarn around it. time was also getting alarmed and picked his lamp back up. before he could hit Danny over the head with it though, Danny finished what ever he was doing and pulled his hand out of Jason’s chest. Jason was seemingly uninjured.

around Danny's hand was what looked like red glowing goo. the slime ran down his fingers and smelled rank even from this distance.

“all done,” Danny said sleepily and reached into a back pocket with his clean hand to pull out a thermos. he clicked a button and suctioned the red goo off his hand with a flash of light.

“what the hell...” Jason whispered, putting a hand to his chest. he no longer felt the hazy green pit rage that had haunted him for the last three years.instead there was just a feeling of warmth. like a hot bath, like steam at the center of his being. “what did you do to me?”

Danny yawned. “cleaned your plasm. you smell less like fruit loop now.”

that clarified nothing.

“what are you?” tim asked, now somewhat awake enough to ask the questions he didn’t last night.

“halfa” Danny shrugged. “so is this guy, though he’s a lot weaker. needs to drink him some non-contaminated ectoplasm. will probably help stabilize his core.”

“what...?” Jason said. he was still whispering, clearly going into some sort of shock.

Tim inwardly shrugged. he needed coffee before he could start a proper interrogation. “hey Jay you have any coffee?”

Jason gave him an incredulous look, but Danny hummed in agreement and started checking cabinets

“i should probably head back to my hotel before my sister freaks out,” Danny said finding the beans and giving a small cheer. Tim cheered with him and helped Danny set up the pot. Jason was still standing in the doorway, hand against his chest and staring into space like he was haunted by something. “i had fun though. it’s been a while since I've had such a normal outing.”

Tim thought for a moment about everything they did and the weirdness that was Danny. finally he hummed in agreement. it was one of his more normal outings. “wanna exchange numbers?”

“sure,” Danny said. “we should do this again sometime.” Danny glanced at Jason. “and i guess you should call me if you guys have any questions about him. being a halfa isn’t easy, especially when you’re figuring it out alone.”

“halfa...” Jason repeated in a distant voice.

the coffee finished brewing and Tim poured them both a mug. Danny took a deep sip, cradling the cup in his hands and just enjoying the aroma and moment. he wrote his number on a napkin on the counter and then smiled brightly at Tim. this time he wasn’t literally glowing, but it was no less bright.

“see ya, Tim” he said transforming in a flash of light and flying through the wall. he took the coffee mug with him.

Tim blinked several times sipping his coffee and finally waking up enough to realize that that was not at all a normal encounter and he probably should have asked a lot more questions and what the hell did that kid do to Jason? Tim looked at the number on the napkin and hoped it was real because he definitely had questions.

maybe if he was lucky this would all be a hallucination after all.

#dpjl #hestiawrites #Danny Phantom #justice league #jl #dc #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #danny fenton

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counterglockwise · 5 years

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fenton thermos; amity park

(Worst photo quality ever)

Fenton Thermos 1

The team is bored out of their minds and decide to go snooping in an unconfirmed Justice League meeting, leading to a long history of in almost entirely new territory; ghosts.

@thenarey

Art by me :)

#DannyPhantom #YoungJustice #Crossover #fanfiction #fanart #art #digitalart #dannyfenton #justiceleague #dpjl #myart #originalart

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asexualtuckerfoley · 5 years

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who wants to hear the crackiest fic i’ve come up with yet?

too late you’re gonna hear it now

Okay, so it’s a Superman Returns/Smallville/Krypton and Danny Phantom crossover and the Fentons go to the Daily Planet one day to get interviewed about the ghosts in their town (two years after Danny first gets his powers). While they’re there, Lex Luthor attacks with a piece of kryptonite and is able to force Clark to reveal his secret identity. Danny’s about to reveal his, too, just to stop Lex, but Jazz steps up with the Infimap (why does she have it? idk fam) and grabs Lex and tells it to get them away from there. The map takes them to parts unknown.

Everyone is freaking tf out because what just happened, but none more so than Jack and Maddie, whose daughter has just gone missing. Danny tries to reassure them everything’s going to be okay, that Jazz just used poor wording and needs to tell the map to bring them back. Naturally, his parents are wondering how he knows that about a magical map.

Just as Danny’s about to explain, Lex and Jazz, a few years older, appear with a third man. The most obvious factor in knowing it’s been a while is that Jazz is pregnant and in labor.

Cue freaking out and lots of screaming and Lex trying to explain what happened to the Fentons, Superman, and the man that came with him and Jazz. Jazz, meanwhile, is asking the other man if he got him on the ship because they didn’t know how much time they had, and the man assures her that yes, their son is safe.

Jazz is a little busy being in labor and doesn’t realize she’s back on Earth until she’s got a baby in her arms and the adrenaline comes down. By this time, everyone’s figured out that Jazz and this mystery man are married, even though they’re speaking a different language.

Lex takes a crystal out of his pocket like the ones in Superman Returns and “unlocks” it. Clark, Lois, and Richard, who have all seen the crystals and know they can turn into freaking continents when put in water, start freaking out, but Lex kind of just rolls his eyes and takes some medical equipment out of it then gives it to Clark, who had no idea they could do that. Lex stitches Jazz up while Jazz talks to her husband and cries over how she’s not going to get to see their children grow up.

Eventually, Jack and Maddie get over their shock and start talking to Jazz, and it clicks that she’s back on Earth. Cue wave two of sadness because she’s not going to get to see her son grow up and why did the stupid map finally send her back after five years and hormones. So Lex has to explain.

Sixty seconds for Earth was five years for him and Jazz, and eventually they gave up on getting the map to take them back and settled into their new lives, accepting they only had five years to live. Everyone’s like “hey why five years?” and Lex says “because we were on Krypton, in the past.”

He apologizes to Superman and says he was wrong and knowing his parents, if he was anything like them, he really was being a hero for the right reasons (the only way this fic works is if Lex thinks Superman is in it for worship or going to turn on them and enslave them or something don’t look at the plot holes). Clark’s a little flabbergasted trying to process everything and asks how Lex knows his parents.

Lex hesitates and says, for one, he’s his step-grandfather. He kind of tears up talking about his wife Nyssa and says he was great friends with Seg and Lyta (who’s Lyta? Clark asks. I’ll get to that later.) and he can’t believe the map brought them back at that moment instead of letting them die with the planet in a few days.

Danny, who’s a bit more knowledgeable about the Infimap and has been checking it out half this time, asks what the time and date were when they left. Lex tells him, and Danny explains the planet exploded before Jazz would have given birth to the second baby and the calculations were wrong.

Jazz and her mystery husband are both so happy but so sad throughout this entire thing, and Jazz can’t stop herself from looking to Clark every so often, and when she does, her melancholy grows.

Lex asks Jazz if she wants him to explain, and she nods, unable to get any words out without bursting into (even more) tears. Lex explains that the plant jasmine had a different name on Krypton, and Jazz just rolled with it and went by that word: Lara.

It clicks for Clark, and he nearly goes into a full-blown panic attack as he realizes Jazz and her husband are his parents, and the baby they managed to get on a ship before Jazz gave birth to its twin was him.

There’s a super weird family reunion on both sides as Jazz is reunited with her parents and Clark is reunited with his and gets to meet his twin-baby sister to boot. They name her Lyssa, a combination of Lyta and Nyssa, just like Kal was a combination of Kem and Val.

Thus concludes the crack.

#danny phantom #superman #krypton #dpjl #danny phantom crossover #dc crossover #dp fanfiction #dc fanfiction #myfic #op #long post #why does my brain come up with this stuff?

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