Tony (at a award show): „Well, first of all I‘d like to thanks Doctor Stephen Strange-Stark for telling me Elon Musk was going to win so don‘t bother to prepare a speech.“
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Karaoke Night
Lestrade: "So who suggested karaoke night?"
Donovan: "John."
Anderson: "John."
John: *burying his head in his hands*
Meanwhile ...
Sherlock continues *singing* ... "Don't cha wish your GirLFriEnD was HaWt like ME?!! Don't cha wish your GirlFriEnD was a FreAK like ME!!! ... Doncha??!!!"
Lestrade: "John ...? I didn't know you could turn that many shades of red, mate?"
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i went to talk to astarion in camp so i could remove him from my party and add gale, bc i have a bunch of spell scrolls i want gale to copy down, but talking to him triggered a conversation where he is now grilling amity on whether she enjoyed being bitten, i cannot fucking believe this. how fucking funny is that. how fucking mortifying.
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sorry not sorry if this makes me sound like a total bitch or whatever but. please don’t use any of my blogs/sideblogs as a resource blog (for memes, musings, aesthetics etc). i’m not saying i have a monopoly on any of these but i take the time and effort to curate these things best tailored to my muse, and i can absolutely tell when people just scroll through my blog and take like. half the things i’ve rbd. it makes me uncomfy so please respect this boundary. thank you.
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