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since the others popped off, here's a supercut of Rhys Darby and his cat Gizmo from his tiktok. transcript below.

Video opens with Rhys Darby, speaking while sitting at a dining room chair:

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1st:

"When I first started in 1995, was that" *camera turns to show he's speaking to his cat, a lavender point siamese cat named Gizmo, who is sitting on the table right in front of him* "you know, no one was really doing that kind of stuff. Except for me. Getting a comedy duo-" *starts to laugh because Gizmo looks bored and unamused* "-in Christchurch- *laughs* - meant that - if you could just please concentrate, Gizmo. You know we were one of the first comedy duos- *laughs* -duos that was doing, you know, original-" end of first vid.

2nd:

Rhys is sitting at the dining room table, wearing pajamas like he just woke up and is speaking to his cat, Gizmo, who is sitting on the table facing away from him and seeming to ignore him:

"Look *clears throat* it's just not on, okay? I'm really nice to you all year and here we are on the last day and you're just ignoring me. Gizmo, please! Just... look at me. I'm sorry, okay? I just... we've spent great times together. I don't know what I've done!" end of second vid.

3rd:

A continuation of the previous vid. The camera pans to show the front of Gizmo as Rhys continues to plead at his cat:

"Gizmo! I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry! Gizzy! Please, look at me! *sighs*" end of third vid.

4th:

Video opens with Rhys petting Gizmo, who is laying on his side on the table in front of him and purring:

"Best friends now, yeah? I think we are, aren't we? Yeah... we've made up."

Rhys sings to himself as he flips the camera to show his face: "Best friends forever, Gizmo and dad. They're always best friends, e- ow ow owaah!" *stops singing and turns the camera back to Gizmo who just chomped on the hand that was petting him**Rhys points at the cat* "You just bit me!" *Gizmo gets up and walks to the other end of the table, sitting and facing away from Rhys, who sighs* "Seriously? Gizmo!" end of fourth vid.

5th:

Rhys is laying down on his couch and Gizmo is curled up on his chest, sleeping. Rhys' face is partially obscured by the cat:

"So I think um, for me, you know my biggest dream was to act in a comedy seating. So, stand-up is one thing, but to act alongside other for comedy purposes, that was the dream and I wanted to... go as far as I could with that. Definitely leave the country, explore the world... get my comedy out there on the international circuit. Get it-" *Gizmo wakes up and turns his head to face Rhys* "-to a big level. Oh, okay, I get it. You're trying to sleep. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry." *Gizmo faces away from him again* "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."

END OF TRANSCRIPT].

#I'll sacrifice myself and go on tiktok for you all #he's got some other silly stuff on there but the gizmo one's are just so good #rhys darby #ofmd #video #don't let this flop i spent like 20 mins listening to the vids for the transcript lmao #described #i hope i transcribed this correctly i haven't actually done it before but i wanted to make this accessible for everyone #gizmo

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