#don't get me wrong lloyd can and will turn into a tomato if he gets flustered enough
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lloyd, making an spectacle of himself and being unashamedly ridiculous in front of hundreds of strangers: you okay?
javier, has been combusting in embarrasment on lloyd's behalf for five hours straight, blushing so hard he puts tomatoes to shame, can't look anywhere that isn't the ground anymore, would love nothing more than to be not fucking there but can't bring himself to stay more than five steps away from lloyd at any time of the day: don't fucking talk to me i don't know you
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#have come to the delightful realization that out of the two javier is the blushy baby#don't get me wrong lloyd can and will turn into a tomato if he gets flustered enough#but javier is much more self-conscious and therefore more prone to blushing <33#ch 260#also have come to the painful realization that i should've been tagging chapters all along. oh well.#javier asrahan
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More Ninjago incorrect quotes Garmadon Family edition
*Lloyd texting Sensei Garmadon*
Lloyd: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Garmadon: Isn't you're mom there?
Lloyd: Yes but I like you more.
Young Misako : You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Young Garmadon: Eat a nickel.
Young Misako : A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories.
Young Wu: Eat a nickel.
Young Misako : Ok.
Lloyd: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Sensei Garmadon: It's Misako 's turn.
Misako : Don't die.
Sensei Garmadon, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Lloyd: what do you see in this woman???
Young Garmadon: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Young Misako: What's wrong with you??
Young Garmadon: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Young Wu: No, they mean other than that.
Young Garmadon: Ohhhhhh.
Young Garmadon: I haven't slept in 4 days.
OR like father like son
Lloyd: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Sensei Garmadon: What's wrong with you??
Lloyd: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
Misako: No, they mean other than that.
Lloyd: Ohhhhhh.
Lloyd: I haven't slept in 4 days.
Lil Lloyd, texting Lord Garmadon: Dad! Help I'm being kidnapped!
Lord Garmadon: Where are you?
Lil Lloyd: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Lord Garmadon: I'll call Wu.
Wu, answering their cell: hello brother?
Lord Garmadon: Where's Lloyd? He texted me that he's were being kidnapped.
Wu: Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-
Wu:
Wu: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Wu: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Lil Lloyd: WHO ARE YOU!?
Lloyd: I have a bad feeling about this...
Emperor Garmadon: What do you mean?
Lloyd: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Emperor Garmadon: No?
Wu: That actually explains so much.
Wu to lil Lloyd: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.
Lord Garmadon, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Wu: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
Wu: We need a distraction.
Lord Garmadon, turning to the Ninja: one of you go to be good at jumping up and down and making weird noises right?
Lil Lloyd, whispering: My time has come.
Wu: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Lil Lloyd: What the fuck???
Lord Garmadon: They’re having an idea.
Emperor Garmadon: So... This is my full potential?
Harumi: Yes.
Emperor Garmadon: So, then it's...
Emperor Garmadon: All downhill from here.
Harumi: Like Lloyd.
Emperor Garmadon: I do not know what this Lloyd is. But it sounds disappointing.
Misako, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Sensei Garmadon: Hey, someone's excited.
Lloyd, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
Lil Lloyd: *cooking*
Lord Garmadon: *kicks down door*
Lord Garmadon: *grabs knife from Lloyd's hand*
Lord Garmadon: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Lil Lloyd:
Lil Lloyd: What???
Wu: he doesn't trust you with sharp objects because he's scared going to turn evil like him.
Lloyd, to Sensei Garmadon: You know, Mom can be really passive aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Lloyd: *blows airhorn at Misako* GET FUCKED!
Young Garmadon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Young Wu, used to Garmadon being dumb: Sure...
Young Garmadon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Young Wu: Okay?
Young Garmadon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Young Wu:
Young Garmadon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Young Wu: Jesus, that one is a little-
Young Misako, interested: No, no, Garmadon, keep going.
Misako: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Garmadon: Sure.
Misako: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Garmadon: ...down?
Misako: N-
Lloyd: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Misako:
Misako: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... In the name of the first spinjitzu Master...
Wu: So, what's it like living with Lloyd?
Sensei Garmadon: he once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Wu: ...
Sensei Garmadon: I love my son so much.
Lloyd: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Wu does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Sensei Garmadon: If Wu were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Wu jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Lloyd: You jump off a cliff.
Sensei Garmadon: Gladly, provided Wu did first.
Garmadon: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Lloyd: Why did you say that so vaguely? Mom and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Lloyd, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Garmadon: Moose Tracks is good!
Misako: What the fuck is that!?
Garmadon: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Misako: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Lloyd and Garmadon: what?
Misako: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Lloyd: You done now?
Misako: Yeah ok.
Lloyd and Garmadon: ...
Misako: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Garmadon: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Lloyd: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Misako, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Garmadon: You're a bad influence.
Lloyd: And you don't know your sayings.
Lloyd: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Misoko: Wasn’t you're dad with you?
Sensei Garmadon: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Wu: Say no to drugs.
Emporer Garmadon: Say yes to drugs.
Lloyd: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Emperor Garmadon: All I did was kill Lloyd, is that really such a crime?
Misako:
Misako: Yes?!
Misako: HELP! I TOLD LLOYD I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Wu, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Sensei Garmadon: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Lloyd: Bleach.
Wu: Sewage.
Sensei Garmadon: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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