the nature of griddlehark is that gideon says something to piss harrow off and harrow snipes back and gideon responds and then they’re off to the races & they're having a great time. the nature of gidianthe is that gideon says something to piss ianthe off and it hits too close to home and then ianthe narrows her eyes and systematically takes gideon apart for being a dead virginal provincial loser obsessed with her necro