can you tag your horny posts or stop

you're browsing willgrahamscock on tumblr dot cum what did you think you were going to see

Daily Bugle news: There was a UFO spotted in central park this afternoon-

Clint: a UFO? Like... an alien spaceship? How did we not know about this!?

Nat: no! Not an alien spaceship you dumbass

Steve: it was probably just a drone or something

Bucky: but they said it was a UFO

Peter: to YOU it's a UFO! I know what it is

Tony: oh yeah? What was it then?

Peter: ...a drone carrying a huge bag of oranges, toothpaste and glitter

Tony: ...w h a t

I refuse to believe that everyone on tiktok thinks that batcest is an actual think, specially with jaytim. some of you gotta be lying to fit in !!

stop misgendering trans women in asks

"Who's the Vriska pfp & why're u fighting them" <- the words of someone who obviously knows the person being spoken about and everything about her including the fact that she's trans and uses she/her

~*~*~* Just two evil dudes, evilly hanging out  *~*~*~

i just want to write about The Horrors

So, after FINALLY installing Windows 10 on my main desktop (yeah, I'd been using Windows 7 forever) and fixing a nasty graphical glitch, I FINALLY got around to playing The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, and I gotta say, I'm loving it so far! I love all the characters' outfits (ESPECIALLY Rouge's), the plot is very interesting, and the gameplay is simple but addicting. If you haven't snagged this game yet, I HIGHLY recommend it!

my mum just asked for christmas cake? at this time of year?? christmas is ages away!

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

guard snake

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

"why ya been so down lately"

Simon Riley rough sex this. Simon Riley hard kink that. What about silly sex with Simon, huh? What about fun, carefree sex? What about goofy, awkward, ‘Ouch, you're on my hair’ / ‘Oh shit, sorry, love’ sex with Simon? Huh??? Ever think about that?

Simon who trips and falls after getting his feet caught in his trousers. Simon who fumbles his words as he tries to dirty talk, because you just feel so damn good he can't think straight. Simon whose sweat drips and stings your eyes as he holds himself above you. Simon who attempts to keep a straight face after one of you makes a fart noise, but then he breaks, which makes you break, and then you're both just dissolving into a fit of laughter. Simon who accidentally elbows you in the head as you're changing positions. Simon who misses your lips as he tries to kiss you in the dark, catching the tip of your nose instead. Simon whose voice cracks super loudly in the middle of a moan. Simon who forgot to lock the cat out of the room, and now she's jumping on the bed with you. Simon who has to pause and take five minutes after he gets a bad cramp in his leg. Simon who grins and chuckles to himself as he cums, biting his lip as he's overwhelmed by a feeling of bliss.

And finally, neither Simon nor you really worried about finishing, because at the end of the day all you care about is having fun together.

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

"You think I'm pretty don't you?"

@stripesofbrooklyn

"Of course, Steve. You have both eyes and a face without scars unlike someone we know."