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writeforfandoms · 13 hours

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Thinking about Simon this afternoon

"One more," he murmured in your ear, into the scant space between the two of you, even as one big hand cradled your haw to tip your head how he wanted.

Your whine was muffled by his lips, the unrelenting snap of his hips demanding more of you. Any attempt to squirm just made him grip your hip, ensuring you weren't going anywhere.

With a flash of teeth in a mimic of a grin, his head dipped to your breast, intent on making you come around him again. You'd lost track of how many times you'd come already, between his mouth and his cock.

And when you did, head tipped back, eyes glassy with pleasured tears, he groaned and slowed a little to take in the sight and feel of you below him. You collapsed to the bed, trembling, convinced you couldn't take any more.

But Simon just smiled, satisfied and far too sure of himself.

"One more," he whispered, insatiable in the grip of your pleasure. "You can give me one more."

#simon ghost riley x reader #f!reader #don't ask me what this is #18+#here be smut

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orphisthedragon · 2 years

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Billy: Hop, can I see my boyfriends?

Hopper: No.

Billy: Why?

Hopper: Chores before whores

Billy: Hop-

Hopper: Dishes before bitches

Billy: What the hell-

Hopper: Cutting grass before getting ass

#billy hargrove #jim hopper #harringroveson #harringrove #mungrove #Hopper adopts Billy #Hopper being the father figure that Billy deserves #don't ask me what this is #Billy just wants to spend time with his boyfriends #3 inch rule is there baby #incorrect quotes stranger things

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lightlightsuplight · 4 months

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#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #purble place #don't ask me what this is #i've had it in the drafts for months lmao #anyways #rip L and light you would've loved purble place #my gifs

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seaquell · 2 years

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Best shot you ever took? The one I didn't take.

#marveledit #hawkeye #clint barton #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #kate bishop #clintasha #bishlova #mine #don't ask me what this is

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freetowriteforme · 3 months

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TW: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

“Fuck! Ghost, it’s okay, I’ve got you. Stay with me, son.”

“Johnny?” The voice pauses, the hand patting his chest, stilling where it’s resting on him. After a few seconds, it speaks.

“Yeah, Simon… It’s… It’s Johnny…”

A weak smile lights up on the lieutenant’s face, blood coating his teeth. “Missed you, love.”

“I’ve… I’ve missed you too, Simon.”

“Been so long since I’ve seen you. Where have you been?” His head felt fuzzy, his eyes not focusing on the figure leaning above him. He felt something hot running down his torso.

“I’ve been away, I’m sorry. I’ve got you now.”

“Always got me, Johnny. Always on my six.”

“That’s right…” The voice sounds choked up like they’re on the brim of tears.

“Don’t cry, Johnny.”

“I’m not, I’m okay. We’re okay."

They keep patting his chest, a rhythmic beat almost like they’re mimicking a heart.

“I’m tired, Johnny.”

“You can rest now, Simon. You’ve done good.”

He finally shuts his eyes, sighing in relief.

“Go to him, Simon. I know he’s waiting.”

#Don't ask me what this is #I just like writing dialogue sometimes #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghost x soap #simon ghost riley #The voice is supposed to be Price

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mbabeys · 1 year

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KYLIAN MBAPPE becomes all-time top scorer in the history of Paris Saint-Germain at only 24

#psg #kylian mbappe #footballsource #don't ask me what this is #ugly ass coloring and all

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julesdraws · 5 months

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wolfwrenweek-day2-intricate rituals

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sophsicle · 1 year

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Regulus adjusts his position just so, looking out with practiced disinterest at the hall in front of him. His shoulders pulled back, head high. He doesn't quite fill out his brother's throne. The back just a little too tall, the legs a little too long, the soles of his boots only barely grazing the ground. He acts as though he notices none of this, of course. Acts as though the crown fits.

"You may rise," he says finally, to the man currently kneeling before him.

He's dressed in leathers, a blade and pistol hanging from his hip even though both are technically forbidden in the throne room. Sirius let him take too many liberties.

Regulus eyes him cooly, the man flashing him a grin, like this is all some big joke. Like Sirius isn't missing.

"My advisors tell me you think you know where my brother is?"

"I do."

Regulus waits, arching his brow. After several seconds of silence the man rolls his eyes.

"Your majesty."

Regulus tilts his head to the side, looking him up and down. He knows him, of course, his brother's lowborn drinking buddy. It's a good thing their father isn't alive to see the company the King has been keeping as of late.

"Tell me then," Regulus says finally, hoping his desperation isn't obvious. Tell me where he is. Tell me how to find him. Help me bring him home.

The man before him smiles again. "Why don't you just give me one of your pretty ships and I'll go fetch him myself, shall I?"

Regulus's eyes narrow. "You seem to think we are bargaining. We are not. You will tell me what you know. Now."

The man quirks his brow. "And if I don't?"

"Then I'll have you killed," Regulus says flatly. And he means it. Mostly.

The man's grin only grows, showing off his teeth, two of which, are golden. "Nah, I don't think you will."

"James--"

"Oh so you do know my name."

Regulus grimaces. "Do you think you could show just a little deference? I am your King."

"Prince."

"King until my brother returns. A process you are hindering with your insufferable..." he waves his hand in James's direction. "Insufferableness."

James laughs. "My insufferable insufferableness? Come now my Lord, surely your fancy tutors taught you a few more words than that?"

"Where is my brother!"

His voice rings out through the grand room. Guards and courtiers all turning their heads in his direction. Regulus resents the blush that instantly rushes up his neck. He knows how he sounds. Like a child. For all his winging about not wanting to be King, Sirius was always far better at this than him. Regulus was meant for a quiet life in a monastery somewhere, transcribing manuscripts, translating philosophical works. Not this. Not politics.

James seems to take pity on him, stepping slightly nearer. "He's okay Regulus," he says quietly.

"How can you know that?" he demands.

"He's Sirius. He's always okay."

And isn't that just the truth.

"Let me go get him back huh?"

Regulus gives him a petulant look before sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose. "I can't just give you a ship James. I barely know you."

"You don't trust me?"

Regulus drops his hand. Delivering him a flat look. "No."

James considers him for a moment, before that old familiar smirk returns to his lips. "Then come with me."

Regulus feels his eyes go wide. "What."

"Then come with me," he nods his head towards the doors. "Come on Regulus," he says, still talking quietly, as though that will stop people from hearing. Someone is always listening in this palace. "Leave the safety of the library for once huh? Come with me. We can get him together."

It's mad. Mad and impossible. He can't. For so many reasons he can't. And yet, somehow, the ridiculous man in front of him is making him think maybe he can.

#idk man #don't ask me what this is #something #jegulus #historical au #pirate au #ish #like James is a pirate #that counts #but he's like #a pirate like Francis Drake was a pirate #aka a pirate who bangs the queen #soph rambles #oof I might delete this #I just wanted to write something

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loserdiaz · 1 year

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can this be a real thing, can it?

buck, eddie and chris go to a baseball game. it doesn't go as planned... it goes so much better. | 695 words.

Baseball is Eddie's favorite sport. He used to play back in highschool, it was one of the things Eddie truly enjoyed where he didn't care about his parents expectations or anything else.

He's never been to a big game, though. Of course he dad wouldn't waste money on that and then Eddie was in the army, and then he was coming home with his bullet wounds now etched into his body, Shannon left— a lot of things happened. Getting tickets for a baseball game never even crossed his mind.

But one day Buck comes into the Diaz house, screaming and cheering like Christmas morning came early. Buck bought tickets for a baseball game, just because knows Eddie likes it and— well, how is Eddie supposed to be normal about that? How is Eddie supposed to just not fall even more in love with the adorable, charming idiot?

And then they're at the game, Buck has this happy little smile on his face and his stupid backwards baseball cap. And he's leaning down to a side, so he can explain to Chris every little detail about the game and the players.

It's so— Eddie can't be normal about it, okay? It's too domestic and too close to what he wants foe him to be normal about it.

"Wow." Chris says, eyes following the ball. Eddie likes that his son gets to have this experience, that they're at a baseball game together.

Like a family. His brain unhelpfully supplies.

"Did you know there's a baseball player who only had one arm?" Buck says and Chris immediately starts asking questions. Eddie already knows all of this but he doesn't mind hearing the story of Jim Abbot again. He'd hear it a thousand times, he'd hear it for the rest of his life if it meant hearing Buck's voice.

Eddie just basks in the moment, happy to seat back and watch the game as two of his favorite people talk about anything and everything.

They're like a family. It's so domestic and perfect that he aches with how much he wants this to be real.

Eddie is a little distracted by how good Buck looks and how good he is with Chris. If he's being honest, he's barely watching the game— which he'll probably regret later. And he is brought by reality when the ball nearly hits him in the face, Buck's hand coming out of nowhere and catching it just before it hits Eddie.

The crowd around him goes wild and Chris is yelling the loudest, while Buck blinks and slowly a smile breaks, showing his dimples.

"Oh, God."

Buck lifts Chris up, giving him the ball and it's— Eddie looks around and realizes everyone think they're a family. They think—

"Dad, look!"

Everyone thinks they're a family and now they're faces are on the kiss cam. Everyone cheering for Buck and Eddie to kiss, because they think they're in love.

They think they're a couple.

Eddie hearts beat rapidly in his chest and he turns to look at Buck next to him.

The blonde has blushes cheeks and his lips are parted, wide blue eyes looking at Eddie with fear and hope— or is that wishful thinking?

Maybe it's the adrenaline suddenly rushing through his veins, maybe it's the thousands of strangers cheering him on, maybe it's the love and hope that he's sure he sees in Buck's eyes. Maybe it's a combination of all those things, but Eddie leans in and softly kiss the corner of Buck's lips.

It barely counts as a kiss, it's chaste and short. But it's enough.

"Later." He whispers low enough just for Buck to hear him.

Later they'll talk, once they're alone and Christopher isn't in the middle. Once they're in the privacy of their home and the warmth glow of the kitchen shines a light over them. Later Eddie will lean in and kiss Buck for real, press him against the kitchen counter and murmur all of his feelings into Buck's lips.

Later, they'll get their moment.

"Yeah, later." Buck answers back and then they're back to focusing on the game, matching soft and hopeful smiles adorning their faces. They're on the same page.

#don't ask me what this is #someone mentioned buck taking chris to a baseball game and next thing i know i'm writing this #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buddie #christopher diaz #911onabc #911 on fox #buddie drabble #911 drabble #ficlet #my writing #april writes #buddie fic #911 fic

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rayssion · 8 months

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Barty: cool, you have a squirrel!

Pandora: that's a hamster.

Regulus: you've seen a squirrel before, we've been to the park.

Barty: anyways Narcissa won't let us have a pet, she said James is our pet.

Regulus: he's MY pet, you always forget to feed him!

Remus: that reminds me, I left Sirius in his cage without lunch again.

#don't ask me what this is #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #jegulus #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #slytherin skittles #dead gay wizards #marauders #the marauders era

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little-bumblebeeee · 6 months

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Eddie isn't the type to ask what someone is listening to. If they have earbuds in, he'll just pluck one out and put it into his own ear to see.

He stopped that after he took Steve's headphones, thinking it was some pop or Taylor Swift or even music that Eddie would be into.

Turns out Steve does not listen to that stuff

#Fill in the blanks however you'd like #steve harrington #stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #joe keery #joe quinn #steddie #Personally I think Eddie was met with wap or something #Just out of character for sunshine boy #Of course Steve was like “what do you think i listen to??? We always listen to your music”#“I don't KNOW but I didn't expect it to be THIS?????”#don't ask me what this is #I'm just bored #Meaning you guys get fed weird shit #Anyways come get yall juice #“And Jesus is always with me even when my boyfriend gives me hickies 🙏” Steve wtf is this #Don't wanna spit I wanna gulp I wanna gag I wanna choke I want you to touch that little dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

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30-3am · 1 year

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┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐

" ᵗᵃⁿᵍᵉʳⁱⁿᵉ, ᵗᵃⁿᵍᵉʳⁱⁿᵉ " ┊ ┊ ⋆˚ ⁭

┊ ┊ ⋆˚ ⁭ " ˡⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ʳᵉᶠˡᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ "

└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘

#alana's thoughts #james hetfield #metallica #james my beloved #james hetfield x reader #80s metal #metal #james hetfield moodboard #metallica moodboard #don't ask me what this is #it's loosely inspired by rancher!james #with a kickass country gf #and led zeppelin is there for flair #idk #i like it.

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a-sneaky-bagginses · 1 year

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Bilbo: "You're rude, stubborn, prideful, have no sense of direction, and a horrible temper! I lived 51 happy years before I met you but for the life of me I can't remember how anymore!"

Thorin: "...I'm not that bad at directions."

Bilbo: "...That's it, I'm killing us both."

#bagginshield #the hobbit trilogy #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #don't ask me what this is #i don't know either #thorin/bilbo #thorin x bilbo #it came to me in a trance

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babyjapril · 3 months

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