i’ll be getting high tonight if anyone needs me.

Another fun monster lover rec, this time a m/m/f/m/m romance!

I really loved the world building in this one!

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“Born into a family of witches, Orenda has the misfortune of being the sole member of her family born without magic. The smallest bit of magic that she can claim for herself is the ability to sense out magical talismans. She is drawn to them and makes it her task to keep the most powerful of them out of the reach of her family. Yet, when she comes across an ancient talisman in an antique shop, she is swept away by its magic into the fae world, but not unchanged.

Shrunk and stranded alone in the depths of the troll kingdom, Orenda must rely on the help of a hive of male pixies. Although they say that she is their queen, and lure her with every touch, they promise to help her return home. They are nothing like she’s ever imagined a pixie to be and give her a taste of a life that she couldn’t have imagined. In a world of magic, she—a magicless witch—strangely finds her place until events provide an opportunity to return to the human world. It leaves Orenda with a choice: to go back home or remain by their side?

Among pixies, although long-lived, they only have a opening of a handful of years to find their mates before the elders determine that the hives be broken and the males stripped of their breeding and mating abilities to serve as protectors for young unmated queens. Shavish is determined that his hive, though well beyond the suitable age of mating, do not come to a similar fate. His hive brothers Orel and Gwin may have resigned themselves to being guardians and Dazi retreating to his scholarly works, but he is not willing to give up yet. Although being mated to a small wingless queen wasn’t quite what any of them imagined, they resolve to not give her up. They will court their queen and win her for their own. The Pixies Queen is a m/m/f/m/m romance and does contain m/m.”

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Me: putting on lingerie then realizing I've never had a partner and what am I doing with my life....

Also me: MY FAVS WOULD THINK I LOOK SO CUTE THOOOOOO

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I WOULD LOVE IT TOO

oomf said I should make an apprenticesona what do u guys think chat

He knows what’s up👀

and i usually don’t fall when i try to stand…

Just got threatened by a man who wanted to bring back the guillotine. Fucking FINALLY customers are putting some fucking effort into their death threats.

coworker really asked “how would you feel if i choked you?” and i said “i’m not going to answer that but i understand what you’re saying”

we were talking about fish not being able to breathe

Everyone send snow vibes so my 8am is delayed or even cancelled

….so you’d. Fuck… a statue? An firetruck?………. bro 😭

;-) hehe

today my coworker, the only day janitor for a school of 600+ kids, jokingly said “we should strike.” and I think he’s onto something idk.

lemon, sapphire, navy, mulberry, carmine and lilac, respectfully 😌

Keep talking like this as if I won’t drive the 10 hours it would take to get to you 😘😘😘