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magicwillow · 2 years

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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

#minecraft #mineblr #shitpost #irl story #don’t judge me please #I’m an idiot #lockdown brain is not good brain #story time

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librideluna · 8 months

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I just had my uni intro week and of course new place, new people, frantically trying to make friends you know. But eventually I had a vibe with two of these guys, which fucking amazing, but SOMEHOW the convo moved to music and I had to look a Pink Floyd fan and a alternative rock fan right in the eyes and tell them my favorite artist is in fact Taylor Swift

#like Guys I swear I’m cool #i swear #don’t judge me please #please #they were actually pretty nice about it #but I was like #hehe so Taylor

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aplaceforsecrets · 1 year

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About you:

11, 42(or same sex)

Relationships:

3

Sex:

17

Fetishes:

37

-aroslut

11: Explain your ultimate fantasy.

I’m not really sure I have one… I tend to want a lot of variety so I like, cycle through fantasies with great rapidity. If I have ummmm, entertained a fantasy previously, it loses its punch. So I don’t really have one, I would have to like, come with it on the spot here, which I’m actually too tired to do.

It’s actually having a sub who is just a torso, and attaching them to a whole bunch of electrodes to make them scream into a gag while flopping uselessly while I do whatever the fuck I want with them, fucking then and then leaving them in electrified chastity cage with a vibe against their balls but that’s the one kink I have that I try and keep on the down-low, because I am deeply ashamed of having it.

42: What is your favorite type of underwear for the same sex?

Now that’s a question! I mean, is nothing a valid answer? If not… I don’t know! Maybe something gauzy and semi-translucent, so I can see them through it?

3: What has been your longest relationship?

3-6 months, I think? That relationship was super complicated, but I think that’s about how long we lasted.

17: Are you loud or quiet in bed?

Last time I had sex was before my transition and the answer was completely silent (although I like to talk a lot). I suspect now with hormones the answer will be fairly loud!

37: Would you like to have your partner watch you with another person?

Hmmmmmmmmmm. If the partner was completely uninvolved, then hmmm. Maaaaybe? If I could like, tie them up and then tie them down to something to tease them, then yes, I think?

Ask Meme

#<33 #don’t judge me please #ask meme #mine

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mirandawesker · 2 years

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hows that extremely sexy???

Albert= Sexy

Blood= Sexy

Albert+blood= extremely sexy

#Asks for Miranda #tw: blood #Don’t judge me please #I am a vampire

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ive-got-amnesia · 2 months

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i’m doing CAS challenges and i’m using this to keep track of them 🫶

#sims #cas challenge #beginner sims player #i do not know how to do this #don’t judge me PLEASE

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dont-judge-me-please · 8 months

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Confession #2: Old People

This will sound horrible, which is why I’m submitting it here instead of telling anyone about it in person.

I believe at a certain age people just need to die.

I see all these old relatives of mine and their living conditions are just horrendous: their mind is absent, they’re subject to their children who may or may not care about them, and their poor bodies are simply decrepit.

Of course this isn’t all old people, I mean Betty White and The Queen were pretty lucid and had personalities until the day they died but Prince Phillip? Those random old ladies bothered by reporters in their nursing homes because they’re so old. Congresspeople???

Sometimes I look at them and I hope they just pass already and I immediately regret thinking this and typing it but it’s how I feel sometimes.

Blog’s Thoughts:

I mean, sometimes I see a badly wounded/old pet and I’m think “Let the little guy go already.” but my grandparents??? I can’t imagine.

But lonely people in the nursing homes, annoying bigots spreading hate from their porches while struggling to carry around their oxygen tanks. I get it.

But hey, I don’t judge.

#old people #controversial #dementia??#don’t judge me please #death #old age #don’t judge me

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my-castles-crumbling · 8 days

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Hi guys!

So I have been hit with a bit of the sads today and I’m trying to convince myself that it’s okay to like…ask for help and reassurance 😅 and I think I need some right now. There’s some things I’ve been putting off working on for a while that I need to do and I could use your encouragement! So..

50 notes and I’ll clean up around my house

100 notes and I’ll work on some job applications to find a less toxic school that accepts my identity

500 notes and I’ll talk to a friend about some issues we’ve been having that I’ve been avoiding

1000 notes and I’ll make a goal to drink at least 4 glasses of water a day because I’m chronically dehydrated lol

2000 notes and I’ll make a goal to be active five times a week (right now it’s three and I really need to do more)

3000 notes and I’ll actually listen to my doctor about how to treat my new health condition instead of just ignoring it until my next appointment (don’t do what I do, kids!)

4000 notes and I’ll force myself to write nice things about myself and I’ll post them here.

5000 notes and I’ll question all of your sanity for being so dedicated and I’ll…idk I’ll do whatever you guys want to take care of myself. I’ll take your suggestions I guess. As long as it’s not expensive. And I’ll post proof on here.

#self callout #self care #help?#don’t judge me please 😅

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creelmalfoylaufeyson69 · 2 years

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Why are British accents hot?

Like if anyone were to say my name in a British accent… I’d pass away

#british accent #brooo #i love jason’s accent #bro tags just called me out #*hides*#don’t judge me please

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risibledeer · 2 months

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ok so I have a reasonable explanation- I promise. I was practising rendering right? - and I get sidetracked and rewatch bad boys clips and come up with a sketch and then a couple hours later -the entirety of which my brain goes haywire - I wake up to this- uhhhhh so yeahhh- um how’s your guy’s days been? anything interesting happen? i recently learnt that the fruit i've been calling oranges since forever is not in fact an orange and a clementine instead, and i've been telling everybody oranges are my favourite fruit- so my entire life is a lie and my dissapointment is immeasurable, so THANKS MOM lol

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #trafficblr #life smp #life series #empires smp #sos smp #minecraft sos #bad boys #limited life #specifically ig #Please don’t judge me #Genuinely have no idea how I drew this lol #hermitblr #me art

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kvothes · 7 months

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i want to add a caveat to this: he’s specifically talking about published, professional, forward-facing poetry—poetry as an industry—the type of stuff that is presented to the world as an art form. not necessarily poetry as personal self-expression or therapy (which richard siken was also just talking about).

with that out of the way…timmy was really cooking here lol.

#i respect poetry TREMENDOUSLY as an art form and what this means to me is that i have standards #now. if i was in my friend’s house and they pulled out a guitar to play me a song #i absolutely would not judge them the same way i would judge an album from a musician with a label #so please please understand that i am not taking shots at personal notes app poetry #in general i don’t much care for timothy green but. even so #mine #poetry

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dumbponyboykinnie · 13 days

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It's the truth. Dally rode the ponies honestly and did his best to win. It was the only thing Dally did honestly.

#dallas winston #i watched brokeback mountain and it inspired me to draw this #im dead btw #the outsiders fanart #please don’t judge me if i drew something wrong i know nothing about horses i just drew from a reference😇😭#i didn’t mean to put the 😇 emoji #the outsiders 1983 #dally winston #the outsiders #the outsiders dally #no pressure but id appreciate reblogging!!

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reinanova · 1 month

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the look on reid’s face when he watches morgan take out the big gun on the jet in season 5 episode 19 omg

put him down as scared and horny

(a super low quality gif that i made bcuz it was important for you to See TM)

Bonus:

#i can’t find a gif of the look #so i made one #super low quality but this is the first time i’ve made a gif so don’t judge me please #this is 100% recorded on my laptop using my phone but shhh it’s fine #but umm #idk how to tell you this buddy but that’s not a normal way to look at a coworker #reid is so turned on #criminal minds #cm #spencer reid #derek morgan #moreid #a rite of passage #cm s5e19 #criminal minds season 5 #cm season 5 #reinanova rambles

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mistyriousness · 3 months

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A Different Kind of Deal

((Aka: What if Husk made a few more bad gambles and ended up under contract as the eternal lapcat to a less merciful Overlord?))

#digital art #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin valentino #hazbin art #tw body modification #tw implied abuse #cw implied abuse #cw body modification #look I just long to watch my skrunkly suffer #I love him I promise #please don’t judge me #hazbin hotel au

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urcatwrites · 10 months

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to back up my previous claim let’s play a game called SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

#jegulus #ao3 fanfic #harry potter #james potter #jegulus fanfiction #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo hoo toa #leo valdez #james fleamont potter #regulus kinnie #keith x lance #klance #leo x nico #nico di angelo #nico x leo #guys please don’t judge me for the leo x nico it’s something that i discovered in sixth grade and i cant grow out of it

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ato-dato · 11 months

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Corruption arc this corruption arc that what about the loss of swag?????

#truly sad to see #anyway #still coping with Yuri #don’t judge me #please #tomgreg #tommygwen #greg hirsch #cousin greg #gregory hirsch #succession #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #tomgreg Yuri

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dont-judge-me-please · 8 months

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Confession #1: The Ex

I don’t miss my ex but I do miss her legs.

I miss laying my head on her thighs while she had a conversation with our friends. She never bothered to play with my hair or actively give me physical affection but she would let me hold her hand and sit on her lap.

Before we dated she would pick me up sometimes and I would just blank. While shopping, she squeezed my waist once and I still think about it to this day.

She didn’t initiate touch with me but she made me feel desired and used. And there was nothing more I loved than being a weight on her lap. I liked being a silent doll for her to pick up and put down whenever she wanted.

I don’t miss my ex but I miss what we had.

#don’t judge me please #ex girlfriend #missing them #i should call her #sappho #don’t judge me #she was my sub awakening

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