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redmoonrises · 2 years
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are Grian Mumbo and Scar microwaveable
yes, yes, and yes, but you'd have to catch grian first
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neochamp · 2 years
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the audacity to steal all of the gender in the world smh
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Itachi Uchiha’s relationship with Sasuke was not that of a normal, caring older brother but straight up parentification. It’s obvious Mikoto and Fugaku *constantly* left baby Sasuke in his care leading up to the nine tales attack, as evidenced by Itachi’s ability to get 3 (4?) month old Sasuke to stop crying and Itachi wearing a sling to carry Sasuke (you only do that if you would carry a baby for long periods of time). In this essay, I will
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pastlink · 8 months
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"But why are they behind glass in their undies though" they were at a venue taking a post-show shower and fans were camping outside waiting and there were glass walls lol
Ok but that's the factual explanation. Boring. Still wonder about the placement of huge floor to ceiling windows on the way to the showers, and the decision to walk around in their undies, but I'm glad they decided to put on a show 😂
Now, I'm much more invested in Ellie's Blorbo Zoo Exhibit explanation. Maybe I can put a dollar in a machine and hand feed them some snakkies ☺️ and if I look hard enough maybe I'll spot a Daniel sleeping behind a rock or a tree stump.
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marinehero-a · 1 year
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gotta love marineford because literally No one is having a good time
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pirateborn-a · 1 year
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snow-lavender · 1 year
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Me today at 6pm BST:
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kneelingshadowsalome · 8 months
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Quick! Info dump about your favorite blorbo!
König headcanons
NSFW content below the cut, 18 + only (These apply to yandere König as well, the toxic stuff is marked with a red flag 🚩)
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Does like 50 crunches and 50 pushups first thing in the morning when he wakes up, as he has done since he was a teenager.
Will fix everything from cars to furniture. If the door is creaking he will oil the hinges immediately. Actually, he will treat every single thing in life as a problem... A problem he will fix.
He's great at math and physics and has vast amounts of knowledge about mechanics, thermodynamics, even things like quantum theory and other complex astronomy stuff.
He's completely clueless when it comes to following trends and memes. You have to explain every other tiktok to him. He rarely uses emojis but when he does, it's awkward and slightly intimidating because König doesn't know the hidden meanings behind them. If you send him an eggplant or peach emoji he asks if you need veggies from the store.
Loves your cooking (even if it's just microwaved mac and cheese). If you start to feed this man, you'll never get rid of him.
This is your classic mama’s boy who never had to learn how to cook and then went to the army and got used to the facility taking care of him so… yeah. Doesn't know how to cook but will try to help in any way he can! König is very excited to see you’re making food and wanders into the kitchen like “What are we making today?” You can try and give him a chopping board, an onion and a knife, but this poor man doesn't even peel the onion unless you tell him he has to remove the outer layer first...
Eats like a horse. Is secretly afraid that you run out of food. Goes to the fridge and if it's half full, he will not take the snack he was supposed to have, only comments: "The fridge looks empty." (It's not a passive aggressive statement, he's just worried.)
Also: everytime there's a crisis somewhere – he follows the news neurotically – König starts to prep. There's a month's worth of food stashed in one of the cupboards at all times. He also preps fuel, propane, medicine and the like.
Ruins all the fun when you're playing board games because he fusses about the rules so much. König holds the rulebook in his hand through the whole game and double-checks every single thing.
He's very clumsy, sometimes hits his head on the door frame when he's in a hurry or visiting a new place. He can't stay still either, always shakes his leg when he’s sitting. König needs a lot of exercise when he's not deployed to get all that energy and frustration out.
This has been discussed earlier but yeah, König even drops his mags sometimes in the field because he's too excited. He's a very capable martial artist though. Has done Savate, Escrima and Pekiti-Tirsia Kali and is very agile and precise with the double kali sticks he carries to field sometimes. Suddenly his clumsiness disappears when he has to knife someone, kick someone in the head or beat them to death with those sticks.
This is the reason König fucked up his sniper dreams too: having to control his breath, lie still for long amounts of time, then take aim and shoot a rifle vs. aiming during an adrenaline high, giving a tight spurt or two with his SMG… The latter just comes naturally to him! If you ask him how he managed to take down a human trafficking cell all alone König will say he simply "got carried away."
König goes to the gym a lot. Gets back super pumped and with an urgent need to make love. But not before he's had a cold shower! It's almost like a ritual: he has to torture himself with weights and cold water first before he can have his prize (= access to a woman)
Wakes you up in the middle of the night because he started to worry about petty, stupid things and then got a lil horny. Humps your leg or your back very, very slowly while grunting in your ear: "Hey... Hey. Are you sleeping…?" (Like. Yes, König, I was but I'm not anymore, thanks for asking)
Asks what kind of fantasies you have all of a sudden while you two are cuddling. Asks very detailed questions about them too. If you ask him what kind of fantasies he has in return, König will tense up and then say he doesn't really know, perhaps something like… a blowjob in the forest… And somehow you just know that his real fantasies are so perverse you don't even want to know more about them.
If you "nag" or yell at him, he might get a boner.
If you notice and get offended, ask: "Are you even listening to what I'm saying?!' König will freeze and look at you with a bewildered, obsessed stare and go: "Ja..?" while the boner situation in his pants gets visibly worse.
🚩 Would never go to bed before you've settled your argument. The problem is that it's very difficult for König to apologize because he always thinks he's in the right and that you simply need some time to come to that conclusion too. If you give him the silent treatment he will eventually come to you, gets all touchy and asks surprisingly demurely: "Are you still angry with me?"
🚩 The minute you forgive him or decide it was a stupid argument anyways, the demure puppy act disappears. König thinks he won and that it's time for some makeup sex ❤️
Has like the longest cock known to man. He has actual trouble finding comfortable underwear to fit that beast into. It's beautiful but intimidating, uncut, smooth and sleek. Not too thick but certainly not thin either. He likes to keep himself tidy down there too so the lack of hair makes this murder weapon look even bigger.
You two occasionally break furniture while having sex. It's mainly his fault (he gets carried away). He's very upset about it afterwards though, looks at the destruction he caused, muttering "Scheisse…" while rubbing the back of his neck. Then he tries to fix it while you're still there with your legs shaking and in need of aftercare.
If you remind him that he has other duties first, perhaps whimper his name in frustration, König will apologize and carry you to bed. He gives you that precious aftercare with unwavering passion and attention every time you ask for it ❤️ He's just a little clueless sometimes (König is also neuroatypical, either has AD/HD or falls somewhere in the autism spectrum)
🚩 Hates condoms with an intense passion. You're practically forced to take birth control pills or whatever so that he can cum inside you. This man's whining will ultimately gain a level that's absolutely ridiculous if you don't.
The first time you do it without the rubber, he sounds like he's about to cry. He tells you a hundred times how good it feels, and won't pull out until he grows soft and is kind of forced to do so. For a man who's never even heard of a breeding kink, he seems vehement about keeping his load inside you.
🚩Grunts and whispers loving but obsessive things in your ear while making love to you. You're mine, Say it, Promise that you're mine, I don't want to live without you, Why do you feel so good? at first… but as he approaches his peak, König switches to German. You have no clue what he’s saying, but from the way he spits those sentences through gritted teeth you get the feeling that it must be something desperate and that perhaps it's a blessing you don't understand his native tongue...
🚩🚩If you leave your phone on the table he tries to stalk it and check the notifications. He's so jealous it's unreal, if he sees you receive a message from some other guy König will start a circus. He needs to know all about your connection with this man. After that, he wants you to go through your contacts and show him how many guys there are and tell him what your affiliations are with them. If you're on social media König wants to go through your friends/those you follow. You have to give an account who they are and why you follow them.
🚩🚩🚩 You get a feeling he's forming a list of people he has to kill if you don't tell him they're just a cousin or something 💀
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etherealspacejelly · 5 days
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is it just me or does he look microwavable
i have no idea who this man is but i support you in all your blorbo endeavours. if you deem him worthy of the microwave then in he goes!
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lesbianneopolitan · 4 months
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I'm curious... do you have other OCs? Or did you have an OC before Neo consumed your forefront of tumblr presence? Your story building and character depth for her is so incredible I wonder if your little rat brain (respectfully) has other characters up there you spin around on the microwave plate of blorbos
Neo has literally consumed my brain and existence, LIKE, I do have OCs, but they're mainly made for DnD campaigns and, they don't really cross my brain like Neo does- I really have no other character that I treat like I do Neo o(<
Here's some art of some of the tiefling OCs I have tho
Kalliope Skaldsong, sorceress
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Minah Logrineld, warlock (my first DnD character btw)
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And the character for the RWBY inspired campaign, Lima Midori
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Bonus Poll 2!
The resident thief of the Star Allies, it's Daroach! :D
A poll similar to the Meta Knight, Kirby, Bandana Waddle Dee, Magolor, Marx, King Dedede, Taranza, Morpho Knight, Galacta Knight, and Escargoon Bonus Polls! Quotes are taken from what mod’s friends have said about them! ^-^
Honorary mentions (things mod wanted to put in the poll, but couldn't) under the cut!
I love him and his squad of little guys
I love that his team is called the Squeak Squad that's so cute :D
He is just a little guy
His theme is so silly! Just like him! :3
This man is so shippable *ships him with at least 3 characters*
Does angst even exist for this dude? Like- how do you angst him? He's just a silly guy...
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redmoonrises · 2 years
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for your most recent ask game: empires!fwhip. i feel like he is 100% microwaveable but i want your opinion
oh yeah empires!fwhip is 100% microwavable HOWEVER your microwave may explode
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squishmallow36 · 8 months
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hii . might be a strange question but can u explain the appeal of detz to me. like, i have a req i may or may not do but i just. dont really get it? and i dont want to just draw ship art with no flavor. and ur also the fedex guy i think. thank you :)
Wait /I'm/ the fedex guy? I mean to me @/kamikothe1and0nly is the fedex guy but sure. Why not? I definitely have a lot of thoughts about them (my one single brain cell is almost constantly microwaving them), I just sometimes forget that people are aware that I exist. I apologize in advance if this gets long.
You might want to scroll through @/askdetz as well, although there's a story on there that's been going on since I want to say March? so reverse chronological might not be your friend but yeah. Good source right there. @/kale-of-the-forbidden-cities also has a fedex mermaid au so that might be another source if this post is insufficient.
For me, I think the reason I first got into it was because I liked the name. Ship it like fedex is just absolutely iconic. And also I project onto Dex. A lot. I used to have an obsession with finding 7-up trucks when I was younger so I think it was meant to be but that's up for debate.
Canonically, we see Dex and Fitz going from--I don't like to call them enemies because it was certainly one-sided on Dex's side. He was sooo mad. For reasons. Probably gay ones but he isn't aware of that. but sort of enemies--to friends. These scenes are just about the only things in the books I remember some days and we don't even get to see the one in neverseen where they agree to be friends. Nevertheless, a "enemies" to friends to lovers arc definitely is something that Is fun to play with in fics. Also this might be the aromanticism talking, but that kind of arc does require a certain amount of slowburn and I need that to believe anything.
Dex and Fitz are also foils of each other, especially in the first few books. While Fitz is perfect, Dex is the imperfect son of a bad match, and that contrast is just so, so fun.
But it's not just a case of opposites attract. Just like how kam works, they've got a whole bunch in common. We know that Fitz is the top of his class, so he is more than likely a giant nerd. We also know that Dex is a technopath (and I project onto him) so he's also more than likely a giant nerd. While they have different skill sets--I assign Dex all the stem stuff and Fitz the history and english stuff--they're absolutely going to be listening to each other infodumping about the new thing they learned this week and the listening one doesn't understand any of it. Adore that for them.
They're also angry little assholes in canon despite what fanon wants to do to Dex. Anger (especially at society) is a trait that I enjoy in my blorbos.
It's also very easy to write them to be extraordinarily oblivious to everything. And that's always fun. Fitz is going to be oblivious (even to his own feelings) as a requirement to participate in society and Dex isn't going to believe that Fitzroy Vacker knows that he exists.
And then as the brant guy I'm sure you understand how society making a relationship difficult is a fun concept and Fedex has that too. Them dating would be an automatic bad match and the fact that Fitz has to carry around his family's legacy is something I think about. A lot. Probably too much.
If you have any more specific questions just let me know. I may be forced to paint today so it might be a couple of hours before I see anything but I will answer any questions. Eventually.
Tldr: they're my idiots, your honor :)
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narratingvoice · 1 year
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Narrator, is Stanley your favorite blorbo?
Aha, now this one I don't need to look up the definition of! From the last few months I've spent on this website, I gather that when you call someone a blorbo, it means you love them and spend a lot of time thinking about them. And that you want to do strange things to them, like pouring milk all over them or putting them in the so called "pear wiggler". I don't quite understand if you mean this literally, or if it's a metaphor for mixed emotions. I take it that you have a relationship that is more complicated than straightforward romance or familial love, a confusing state that expresses itself in odd ways. Well, I certainly have a lot of feelings about Stanley that I spend most of my time thinking about and talking about. And sure, ok, I've exploded him once or twice and left him in a hole, and written mean things about him that I didn't really mean but thought would be funny. So I think my relationship with him qualifies as a blorbo. Although, are you allowed to claim a character that you created yourself as a blorbo? What's the etiquette here?
Oh, and here's another wrinkle: according to a lot of posts on here, many of you lovely fans consider me a blorbo. Don't worry, I don't mind, I don't care what you imagine you're doing to me. Microwave me on high or whatever, I'll be over here minding my business. But if that's the case, what do you call it when your blorbo has their own blorbo? Does my love for him rub off on you and inform how you think of me? I dare say Stanley would be your grand-blorbo. Oh wait, we can take this even further, because I think Stanley would consider the bucket to be his blorbo. He certainly spends an unsettling amount of time kissing it. We've got a whole family tree growing now.
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gucciguccigarbage · 7 months
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Hey remember how I said the cast of EF4 rather than the much more suitable cast of EF2 has been rotating in the microwave of my brain? Well, here's some art I got from @cyellolemon of two of those unauthorized fucking blorbos!
On the left we've got Sayaka. A high school student with a little bit of a temper and a whole lot of passion. She stands up for her friends and for what she believes in! Not that standing up does much, given she's very short and probably up on a cardboard box in this picture. Has a meddlesome streak that she's very bad at covering up with lies about how not meddling would become inconvenient for her. She's also very easy to fluster and has a bit of a complex over whether she's actually a good person or not, mainly fueled by the fact that she has another personality who is an active-duty yakuza princess, but that's neither here nor there.
On the right, here's Goro. You know it and you love it, the weird freak boy archetype. This one even gets to be canonically transgender unlike all those predecessors who dwell in headcanon. This one's an overworked idol who decided to incorporate his eternal exhaustion into his image, launching his solo career away from a shitty talent manager. He's got a terrible personality, but manages to get along with others anyway because he has good intentions. He's very clever, just not very genuine- He can solve a problem for you without ever letting on that he's trying to help. The kind of dude who will recount suffering atrocities you could never even imagine, while grinning and kicking his feet.
As you can maybe infer from what I've said about each of them and meddling... Yeah, as a duo, they're prone to stuff like "solving the 7 mysteries of the school and somehow managing to foist all the credit on a third party". But hey, it'll give the journalism club a boost in membership, and taking the credit themselves would be a huge pain.
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spiritmander13 · 6 months
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Here
my current blorbo is goo
got any HCs
OH MY GOD, IT'S THE GOOEY BOI
-He's got the mentality of a child and while he doesn't have parents (my take on object reproduction yaddayaddayadda) he looks up to Test Tube and Lifering -He leaves a trail of slime behind whenever he moves around, so sneaking is almost impossible. And whenever he touches something it grows wet unless hydrophobic. Think of that second part as Firescales from Wings of Fire, only whenever you touch something, it gets soggy instead of burning to a crisp. Speaking of which- -He surprisingly can't be burned normally due to him being basically a watery pile of... living goo. However, this does have limits, as if someone has taken over his consciousness and body (aka Balloon in Out-Of-Body Experience) they CAN die. He can also die if the fire or heat source is at enough temperature to boil salt water, so he usually stays away from ovens and microwaves and other things that can conduct heat just so he doesn't die. -HE CAN SHAPESHIFT. He can turn into any object, as long as he remembers its appearance. And yes, he can also shape himself into the bodies of other contestants. However the object will always be blue and wet to the touch. -While he supposedly did come from the sea, he cannot fuse himself with any body of water unlike Teardrop. This is because he is kind of like oobleck. Y'know, the weird liquid that if you apply pressure, it becomes solid for a moment. -Nature is his music. I'm not joking, he thinks all natural sounds are just musical notes. Nobody will ever tell him. -Due to not having organs, he doesn't need to eat or drink. However, he still does because... Why not. His favorite food is really any type of candy and his favorite drink is water. -Finally, Bot can say they like him like a brother and they've grown so used to calling him things like bro, little bro, etc.
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