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underoooos · 2 years
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Tony : Kid did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts? Peter: *mouth full of donuts* Um. No? Tony : Then what's all that on your pants Peter: Peter: That's cocaine
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This quote thread was a collaboration with @bitrashteddy (we each wrote about half). The first three lines were from @incorectmarvelquotes. (oh and I don't know what happened on April Fools, Valentines Day or the Kitchen Incident unfortunately. that's still under investigation.)
Wade: I wish i had acid
Peter: Wade you shouldn't do drugs :(
Wade: not that kind of acid, i really need to get rid of a body
Peter: oh well in that case, I know where to get some
Natasha: if you raid Tony's stash again I'm telling him.
Peter: again? What do you-
Natasha: Don't think i've forgotten about April Fools'.
Wade, Peter’s #1 fan: What happened april fools?
Peter: I vowed to never speak of it
Wade: wait... how many of the pranks that were blamed on me were actually you?
Peter: 😈
Natasha: I personally lost count after 20... last year
Morgan: fifty thwee.
Peter: where did you come from?
Peter: firstly: traitor, secondly: very bold coming from someone who blamed Wade for the kitchen incident
Natasha: the kitchen- wait. Peter, that was YOU?
Peter: Hey- I was simply an accomplice, it was all Morgans idea
Morgan, putting on her I'm an innocent five year old face: auntie Nat, do you weally think I'd be smart enough to pull something that genius off?
Natasha: At this point I'm ready to believe anything.
Wade, losing his mind: Can we go back to the part where you framed me for the incident AND stole acid?
Peter: Morgan is the one who showed me where the acid was!
Wade: so you're blaming everything on Morgan now?
Peter: ...yes. yes, I am.
Morgan: B- but I didn't do anything!
Peter: Morgan we all know you're not as innocent as you claim to be
Morgan: But- in my defense he asked weally nicely
Natasha: *sighs* Morgan do you want me to teach you karate?
Tony: Nat, I have no context at all for this but you're not teaching my daughter martial arts.
Peter: Is now a good time to confess Wade and I have been teaching her Kickboxing?
Wade: and how to Katana?
Tony: why did I ever trust you guys?
Peter: Because you love us?
Tony, sighing: Fair eno-
Morgan: Daddy, Petey was the one who raided your acid stash.
Tony: PETER, YOU WHAT
Wade: Why do you have an acid stash anyway?
Tony: You ask me like I'm known for smart life choices
Tony: I literally announced my adress to a terrorist
Morgan: I'm telling mommy!
Tony: trust me. she knows.
Peter: He also recruited me when I was 15 AND had homework
Tony: Why is everyone coming for me now, I did nothing wrong
Natasha: it's because Peter wants to change the topic from the fact that the Kitchen Incident AND the April Fools thing were his fault.
Wade: Yeah, stop blaming me!
Natasha: don't pretend you're innocent, Wilson. Valentines Day was all you.
Tony, losing his last shreds of sanity: I was rooting for you Peter, we were all rooting for you
Tony: Why are you like this and Wilson you- yea no I'm not surprised in the slightest
Peter: I-
Tony: and don't you dare blame Morgan either. She's five!
Morgan: but Daddy! I'm smart enough for pwanks!
Tony: Sorry, Maguna.
Peter: See?
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fotibrit · 7 months
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FAQ
"Can I write/draw/create something based on your prompt?"
Yes! Absolutely! No need to ask, but I usually write prompts of fanfic I would like to read, so if you create something, feel free to drop a link in the comments or tag me so I can see it! :D
"Has this prompt been written?"
Most likely not, and if it has been, it’ll be linked in the comments. Most prompts are just things i think of, few are based on my own WIPs and none are based on fics i’m reading. I tag the prompts that are based on my WIPs either "the summary of one of my wips" or "published works" depending on their completion status, and if i find a fic that matches the prompt, i drop a link in the comments. If you happen to find a fic that fits the prompt, please comment a link! I would love to read it!
“Is your inbox open?”
For sure! I check my inbox often. Anything positive, from your own ideas to thoughts on my posts to requests for certain types of prompts can be sent to my inbox. I also love fic recommendations in my inbox too :)
"Do you have an Ao3?"
I do! My posting schedule is very inconsistent, but my ao3 is @ fotibrit :)
Notes: I post mainly prompts, but also post things I noticed about canon or general thoughts about fandom. I love all things Marvel, but mainly am interested in Tony Stark's character. I don't tolerate st*rker, if you add that hashtag when reblogging I will block you. DMs are open and I love making friends!
My non-irondad account is @ae-u :) feel free to follow there
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rotfuchss · 1 year
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Irondad Masterlist ♡
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Hi there! So happy that you found my Irondad/Tony Stark blog💞 I decided to redo my masterlist so, here we go. All my works can be read mainly on my AO3💖
feel free to write me an ask/dm if you have any prompts or requests🫶
OneShots
oh i'm ready (for whatever comes next)
My first ever fic. Peter asks Tony to be his legal guardian in case something happens to Aunt May.
now take a deep breath (let's get some rest)
Peter being Peter and completely disregarding his sleep schedule and being so tired that he accidentally falls asleep against Tony in the lab. 
Back to School Night
Based on this tumblr prompt here. The fic where Tony Stark goes to Peter's school without his kid's knowledge and may or may not end up not only proving Peter's internship is very much real, but also, may or may not end up shouting at Flash's father. It's not like it's his fault that guy's an asshole, okay!
I will protect you (I'm coming to hold you now)
Multi Chapter Fics
The fic where someone holds a knife to Tony's throat and Peter experiences a flashback to Uncle Ben's death and starts blaming himself for not keeping Tony safe and starts spiraling into an abyss of guilt because what if it happens again and Peter freezes up again and Mr. Stark dies because of him? [febuwhump 2023]
And Pink (goes with everything)
Peter and Tony go watch the Barbie movie together.
That's it, that’s the fic.
Make You Feel My Love
This is my Hydra!Peter Parker AU. Currently a WIP.
you know i'll take my heart clean apart (if it helps yours beat)
A 5+1 fic. The five times Tony Stark doesn't realize he loves Peter Parker and the one time he does. Currently a WIP.
Drabbles
promise
There’s pain and then there isn’t. Bit different from my usual style. [febuwhump 2023]
-- Do not reblog as st*rker --
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Welcome to my 1000 followers celebration! I don't even know how so many of you decided to follow me and give me support throughout these few past years. This is crazy enough as it is but honestly can't get my head down from the clouds sometimes. This blog has become one of my safe places, even though sometimes there are things I wish I hadn't seen, and all of you make it that way. I don't know how many of the thousand still interact with my blog and how many are just there, but I really do appreciate every single one of you. If I could I would message every blog following me.
I wanted to do something a bit more “me” I guess. Seeing that this blog started just for incorrect marvel quotes (literally in the name) I decided that you should be able to make your drabbles/oneshots/series based on an incorrect quote that I have posted. I thought it would be fun, but I did give the option of regular prompts and some fun AUs are listed below as well. Most prompts and AUs have been found on Pinterest.
If you don’t want to participate, please consider reblogging! It might give others a chance to maybe escape their writer’s block as writing challenges have often done for me!
Rules:
Send me an ask or message with which incorrect quote/prompt you are using. Please make sure to add it at the beginning or bold it.
If you are not participating, can you please reblog for signal boost? I would really appreciate it. 
You can pick an MCU character. You can also do any MCU ships, but no incest like Th*rki or St*rker. 
Use any of the incorrect quotes or prompts written below
Two people per prompt/incorrect quote
Three prompts per person and one incorrect quote per person
AUs are completely optional (but definitely encouraged)
It can be a drabble, oneshot, or series
Warnings must be given properly. Any warnings that you may have missed, I will let you know and please do add it. In addition to this, I will not be accepting any dark!fics and/or any rape or anything of the sort. If you want to run something by me, by all means go ahead. 
Deadline: October 14th, 2024
Lastly, please tag me @incorrectmarvelquotesss and add the tag #loveys1kcelebration
Incorrect Quotes
“When you close both of your eyes, you see darkness, but when you close one you see nothing.” / *closes one eye before reopening it* / “Did you just wink at me, you big flirt?”
“This is my life now. I have climbed this hill am now I shall die upon it.” / “Shut up. We’ve only been hiking for twenty minutes.”
“Why are you still here?” / “Because I care about you, you asshole.” (@nekoannie-chan)
“You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first.” / “Bullshit. I have never loved myself, but you? Oh god, I love you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“So, what do ya think? Good idea, right?” / “Whatever floats your titanic.” / “The titanic sank.” / “Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.”
“I’m so hot.” / “Yeah, you—” / *moves to stand in front of the fan* / “—I mean, yeah. It’s hot in here.”
“Stop doing that.” / “Doing what?” / “Saying things that make me want to kiss the hell outta you.”
“You’re so hot.“ / “Okay?” / “I’m falling for you and so is my zipper.”
“Where are you going?” / “Hell, most likely.”
“Stop yelling at me or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you!” / *starts yelling louder* or *stops yelling*
Other Prompts
“Lean on me.” / “For support?” / “Yeah, why else?” (@marvellingdaydreams)
“Stay with me. Don’t close your eyes.”
“There’s a bullet in you. You got shot. I can see it.” / “I can feel it.”
“I want you to come if you can.”
“Stay away from her/him/they. She’s/He’s/They’re mine.”
“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
“I hate that you’re so mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
“Just date already! Even the cat/dog want you to date at this point.”
“Half of this city wants you dead.” / “Wow. A month ago, the whole city wanted me dead. Things are looking up.” (@nekoannie-chan)
“You’re drunk.” / “I’m still sober enough to kill you darling, so don’t push your luck.”
AUs (optional)
“You’re overdue on this book and I really want it so I’m tracking you down” AU
“When you told me your name I thought you were joking so I made a joke and started laughing before I realized it really was your name and now we’re stuck in awkward silence while I figure out how to apologize” AU
“You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think I’m cute” AU
“I was just getting my laundry done but then I saw you putting in what seemed like a bunch of clothes stained in blood so now I’m kind of terrified of you” AU
“Our pets banged and now mine is expecting so I should probably get to know your name and figure out what we’re doing because this isn’t cheap” AU
— masterlist —
Different Escape Plan - Steve Rogers By @nekoannie-chan
Things Are Looking Up - Brock Rumlow By @nekoannie-chan
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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years
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Irondad fic ideas #68
Fic where Peter has an Iron Man themed comfort item (blanket, bear dressed as Iron Man, whatever). Maybe it’s the last thing he has of his parents or maybe Ben and May got it for him soon after his parents died to comfort him. And Peter grows up, but it’s still a habit that he wants his blanket/plushie/etc.
Then one night, Tony asks Peter if he wants to spend the night. Which would be amazing, if he wasn’t a sixteen year old who still needed their security item to sleep. It would be embarrassing if any of his peers found out the truth, but if Iron Man found out he slept with an Iron Man comfort item? He’d never, ever live that embarrassment down!
So what does Peter do? Decline the invite and make up an excuse? Leave his security item at home and tell himself he doesn’t really need it? Try to sneak his item in? It’s up to you!
This fic idea was submitted by @itsmechara426 !
Hope I don't have to remind anyone that there should be ZERO (0) st*rker reblogs. :)
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gayspacesprinkles · 2 years
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umm hi, do you ship st/rker? because the last reblog of yours is tagged as such,, i thought i'd ask
I do, It's a ship I'll tag so you can filter it out
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Fuck it, about me pinned post:
General:
Hello, fellow den dwellers! Name's Kyah, but you can call me Wolfy! (23, she/her, pansexual, AuDHD, BIPOC) I mostly reblog posts that attain to my special interests, but I'll also make ramblings about said special interests!
I write fanfiction and RP (though not as much nowadays). If you are interested, check out my AO3 (same username, replace dashes with underscores), but I only have one fanfic on there atm, lol. For RP, follow my side blog @wolfys-blorbo-mansion. It's under construction, but you can still see some relics of the past!
Current fandoms/special interests:
Marvel, 616 and MCU. As my username suggests, Bruce Banner is the love of my life. NOTPs: Br*tasha, Th*rki, St*rker
Digimon
Pokémon
Steven Universe. Stev*nel shippers and Steven antis DNI.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Twilight Sparkle antis DNI.
Yakuza/Like a Dragon
Notice:
Unless I know you from another site (Discord, Twitter, etc.) or look like a real person (valid pfp/banner, filled bio, etc.), if you spam like/reblog my posts, I will assume you're a bot and block you. Blame TikTok/Insta brainrot, but you can never be too careful.
Credits:
Got the idea to do this from @crimsonscloud! Go check her out!
My PFP was made by the lovely @myriaeden!
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spooderboyandtincan · 4 years
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Steve: I mean, what's so great about Tony anyways?!
Peter *appearing out of nowhere and preparing his power-point presentation with 200+ slides*: I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED!!!!
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queenofmoons · 4 years
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Someone tagged that Drabble as st*rker I’m gonna go fuckin’ feral
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underoooos · 2 years
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Tony : Don't you dare.
Peter: *smiles*
Tony : I swear to god
Peter: *smiles wider*
Tony : Please don't.
Peter: *puppy dog eyes*
Tony : *laughs* Alright you're too adorable you're forgiven this time
Rest of the Avengers: Oh COME ON! EVERY TIME!
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whumphoarder · 5 years
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hi so uh i was looking at a post you reblogged and all 9 posts recommended below were st****r posts.. i’ll submit the screenshots incase you want to block them but yeah ew
Hey! Thanks for the heads up, but I’m not really super militant about this topic. Like, I have no interest in st*rker and therefore I don’t reblog anything that I deem related to that ship, but if a marvel post I reblog also happens to also be reblogged by st*rker blogs... that’s kinda outside of my control, you know? So I don’t worry about it too much.
But I do appreciate you taking the time to let me know!
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mjscornerr · 4 years
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hi! i saw ur art thing and I thought how adorable it would be to see bby peter in a pumpkin costume! no pressure tho! u totally dont have to! thanks so much!
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someone please keep bucky away from the shiny weapons
//do not reblog as st*rker pls//
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idk-bruh-20 · 2 years
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Oh, to sneak back onto tumblr briefly only to see that someone has been reblogging my posts with st*rker additions. Blocked immediately.
St*rker folks do not interact. I will block you. :)
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I'm so excited to do this! *insert a squeal* When I started this blog, I never thought that I would actually reach 500 followers. I want to go ahead and say thank you to each and every single one of you for being so supportive and reaching out. I want everyone reading this, whether you don't follow or know me, to know that I appreciate all of you. Again a huge THANK YOU to all of you.
Now to get on with the challenge. I want to see all you talented people writing for my writing challenge. Anyone who does not write and will not be participating, please do reblog this! Rules, prompts, and Masterlist for this challenge are written below the cut. Good luck!
Rules:
Send me an ask or message with what prompt you are using. Make sure to add it at the beginning or bold it. Please do not pick one that is crossed out.
If you are not participating, can you please reblog for signal boost? I would really appreciate it.
You can pick a MCU character. You can also do any MCU ships, but not something like Th*rki or St*rker.
Only two people per prompt
One person can have up to three prompts
It can be a drabble, oneshot, series or headcanon
Warnings must be given properly. Any warnings that you may have missed, I will let you know and please do add it. In addition to this, I will not be accepting any dark!fics and/or any rape or anything of the sort. If you want to run something by me, by all means go ahead.
I haven't decided on a deadline, so just keep it going until I feel like it.
Lastly, please tag me @incorrectmarvelquotesss and add the tag #loveys500
Prompts:
“I didn’t come here to watch you flirt with other people.”
“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”
“I really wish you were never born.”
“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
“If you even think about touching them/her/him, I will kill you.”
“Bring your pretty little butt over here.”
“Holy shit, that’s the cutest thing you’ve ever done. Do it again.” ( @avengerswriter4eva yelenaxreader )
“I always knew you’d die in my arms.” ( @nekoannie-chan stevexreader )
“I like you more than I planned to.”
“You’re in love with her/him/them.”
“So I hired this guy to put a ton of flowers around your door, but he got the address wrong.”
“Stop ignoring me.”
“Make me.”
“You weren’t supposed to hear that.”
“It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
“Just pretend to be my date.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I feel like everyone just forgot I exist.”
“Are you even listening to me?”
Thank you!
Masterlist
❤️ - Oneshot
📚 - Series
Hoodie ❤️ @avengerswriter4eva
Yelena Belova x Reader
I Always Knew ❤️ @nekoannie-chan
Steve Rogers x Reader
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fawad-khan · 3 years
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hi folks, your local dumbass reached 1k two days ago and i cannot tell how shocked and happy i am!! so many ppl have supported me for so long ever since i joined and i’ve met so many lovely people here whom i’m very grateful for! i love you all 3000 <333
anyway, i’ve decided to hold a celebration for this milestone, so here are the rules!
must follow this sylvie laufeydottir lovebot
do reblog this post for signal boost (likes count as bookmarks)
send a 💙 for a blog compliment!
[for my mutuals] send in a ✨ + character/movie/tv show/ship/singer (preferably off anon) etc and i’ll make a gifset for you!
please do not send d*rklina, th*rki, *st*rker ad any incest or pedo ships pls.
please do not send an ask for like a whole fandom, simply because it is kind of tedious for me kashdasuhf
i will be using the tag *1k so feel free to blacklist the tag if you don’t want to see posts related to it!
once again, thank you all so so much for this <3 under the cut, i will be listing the fandoms/shows, etc that i will take requests for!
shows- b99, friends, modern family, disney shows, shadow and bone, julie and the phantoms, mcu shows (keep in mind i’ve only watched tfatws, wandavision and loki), 13 reasons why, sex education, alexa and katie, the irregulars, never have i ever 
fandoms- marvel, disney, harry potter, taylor swift
movies- romcoms like legally blonde, the parent trap, princess diaries and all, bollywood (the list is long oops)
singers- taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, lil nas x, meghan thee stallion 
(i cant remember more rn oops)
tagging some lovely mutuals and friends for sb- @parkerpeter24 @sherlockisactuallyagaysname @spideyspeaches @peterbenjiparker @sharpay @shurii @niinaazenik @thankunnext @corqeliastreet @morgenthaus @anakinpadme @volcra @variantsloki @starlight-starks @celestialholland @lokilauffeyson @ginnyweasely @supermeh-krishnah @peraltastarkov @londonspidey @summerxtime @tswiftie @dearjohnrerecorded @cherryslips @karlimorgenthau @newrcmantlcs @laufeysons-lokis @ramblingsoftheconfusedsoul @andysambrg @rockyblue @nobie and so many more im missing ahsduashuahf
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