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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Selina, Dick’s pretty level headedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? Selina always threatens to leave, usually does for short periods of timeWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Selina, she’s usually back pretty soonWho trashes the house? Selina, Dick is pretty organizedDo either of them get physical? Selina is more likely to, but it’s not oftenHow often do they argue/disagree? Pretty often, Dick doesn’t approve of the stealingWho is the first to apologise? Usually Dick

Sex:

Who is on top? Probably DickWho is on the bottom? Well, that only leaves Selina left so herWho has the strangest desires? Probably Selina.. idkAny kinks? Not that I can think about without rping thisWho’s dominant in bed? Lets be real, it’s totally SelinaIs head ever in the equation? Probably, but not when they’re regularly doing it, they probably just get ambitious while the other’s watch TV and then off they goIf so, who is better at performing it? Neither are bad, probably Selina thoEver had sex in public? I have a feeling rooftop sex has happenedWho moans the most? Probably Dick tbhWho leaves the most marks? Selina probably has a thing for leaving marks in places for people to seeWho screams the loudest? I imagine Selina would if either of them actually doWho is the more experienced of the two? Selina, she’s older after allDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Probably fuck unless they got hella worried about the other not coming home or something seriousRough or soft? Being Selina it’s probably usually rough unless it’s said serious situationHow long do they usually last? I imagine she’s rather demanding, so probably upwards of 20 minutes after she’s done finding ways to get it out of himIs protection used? Probably unless it’s a spur of the moment thingDoes it ever get boring? I’d imagine notWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably strange places on rooftops

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? I think Dick wants kids but Selina probably doesn’t If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Dick only wants one or two anywayWho is the favorite parent? Probably Dick, he’s too nice for his own goodWho is the authoritative parent? SelinaWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Probably Dick, tho he shouldn’tWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Probably Dick againWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Dick is at literally everythingWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Dick does and tries to drag SelinaWho changes the diaper? Probably DickWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Dick usually offersWho spends the most time with the children? Again, DickWho packs their lunch boxes? Usually Dick, Selina probably tries to get them to do it themselvesWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Definitely SelinaWho cleans up after the kids? DickWho worries the most? DickWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Probably Selina

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? DickWho is the little spoon? SelinaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? SelinaWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? SelinaHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Selina gets uncomfortable first, but it’s usually quite a whileWho gives the most kisses? DickWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Probably kicking ass or something weird like thatWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Probably bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the SelinaHow often do they get time to themselves? Like always, they don’t exactly have day jobs

Sleeping:

Who snores? Probably Dick if anyoneIf both do, who snores the loudest? It’s probably quietDo they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bed, they aren’t some dysfunctional mid 60s coupleIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Dick is the cuddliest sleeperWho talks in their sleep? Dick, only during nightmares thoWhat do they wear to bed? Dick wears just his underwear if anything and I don’t imagine Selina wears much more than he doesAre either of your muses insomniacs? Dick usually starts to avoid sleep if his nightmares are badCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They kinda loosely cuddle I imagineWho wakes up with bed hair? Tbh, it’s probably Dick and his pretty boy hairWho wakes up first? DickWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Dick is that nice guy who brings her pancakes in bedWhat is their favourite sleeping position? I imagine they sleep while spooning the mostWho hogs the sheets? Probably SelinaDo they set an alarm each night? Nah, no job to wake up forCan a television be found in their bedroom? Most likelyWho has nightmares? Both? Dick for sureWho has ridiculous dreams? Probably both, they have strange livesWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Probably Selina, Dick thinks it’s cuteWho makes the bed? DickWhat time is bed time? Whenever they’re done kicking assAny routines/rituals before bed? Dick likes to make sure he hangs up his NIghtwing costume, but that’s itWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Probably Selina

Work:

Who is the busiest? Probably Dick, he’s got a whole dysfunctional bat familyWho rakes in the highest income? Well, Dick is funded by Bruce, so him?Are any of your muses unemployed? Both technicallyWho takes the most sick days? Selina probably plays sick to get him to take care of herWho is more likely to turn up late to work? what work?Who sucks up to their boss? Well, does Bruce count as a boss?What are their jobs? Unemployed vigilante?Who stresses the most? DICK!!Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Dick loves what he does, I imagine Selina is somewhat similarAre your muses financially stable? With Bruce’s cash they are

Home:

Who does the washing? Probably DickWho takes out the trash? also DickWho does the ironing? No one?Who does the cooking? Selina maybe? They probably order pizza a lotWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither?Who is SelinaWho leaves the toilet roll empty? SelinaWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? SelinaWho forgets to flush the toilet? Dick, but only in the middle of the nightWho is the prankster around the house? Both of them mess with the otherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Probably Selina, Dick has a hook on the wall for themWho mows the lawn? DickWho answers the telephone? They don’t have a house phoneWho does the vacuuming? Selina maybe?Who does the groceries? They probably both goWho takes the longest to shower? Probably Dick, the longest showers are when one hops in with the other thoWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Selina maybe? It’s probably close tho

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not with BruceHow many cars do they own? Probably just oneDo they own their home or do they rent? They probably own itDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? In the middle of the city in some apartment I would imagineDo they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? ProbablyWhat’s their song? Dick probably tries to say every sappy song is them but Selina never agreesWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Selina probably wears shoes in the house and leaves garbage around, Dick just doesn’t wear clothesWhere did they first meet? Gotham somewhere? I don’t know what they’re official first meeting wasHow did they first meet? Being all costumy and vigilante likeWho spends the most money when out shopping? SelinaWho’s more likely to flash their assets? SelinaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?  Selina, Dick worries too muchAny mental issues? They probably both have some form of PTSDWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Probably the cats?Their favourite place? BedWho pays the bills? BruceDo they have any fears for their future? Probably parentingWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? DickWho uses up all of the hot water?  Probably only happens when they’re both in thereWho’s the tallest? Dick, by an inchWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Probably Selina, but Dick does it tooWho wanders around in their underwear? SelinaWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Dick? Both of them? idk..What do they tease each other about? Dick’s horrid fashion choicesWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Selina never forgets the 80s Nightwing outfitDo they have mutual friends? All them superheroesWho crushed first? Dick had one of those weird kid crushesAny alcohol or substance related problems? I imagine Selina has more of a drinking tendency than DickWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Selina?Who swears the most? Both?